#maybe...jouno and kaldo are like

[mx-giraffe]

i love kaldo and orter from the hit anime bungo stray dogs

[judasgot-it]

Follower Event + Valentine's !!

Guys I cannot graphic design for the life of me.

For this belated Valentine's, I'm doing 14 themed fics based on classic romance/fic tropes (I did steal some of these lines from movies but I really don't care look at Mr. Beast):

-> There was only one bed "We tend to get into these situations a lot, now, don't we?"

Kaldo ver. Orter ver.

-> Arranged Marriage "I cannot help you escape a marriage when it's to me, actually. My apologies."

-> I sell you to them to pay off my debt, one-direction style "You're not a mail-order bride, alright. Listen, it's a long story, ok?"

-> Fake Relationship "I know you said you don't like me, but can't you pretend for just five minutes?"

-> Soulmates "I can't believe you said that. You know that's going to be on my chest for the rest of my life now, right?"

Jouno Ver.

-> Love Triangle "I don't know any better way to tell you that I love you. I always have, since the moment I met you. Why can't you see that?" + "I love you, I know you aren't blind. I have never left you, and I will always stay right here."

-> Vampire-Werewolf "Don't you know what I am? Aren't you scared of me?" + "You would never kill me. I'm the only one who made living all those years even slightly worth it."

-> Unrequited love "God, I knew you would say that. All day I was waiting for your confession. Listen...I'm sorry. You don't want to hear that, but. Yeah."

-> Friends to lovers "I've been flirting with you for years, actually. Maybe I'm a moronsexual since you're only noticing now.''

Jouno ver.

-> Hidden identity "Telling you that would harm you. And I would rather die than know that I did anything to cause a scratch on your body."

-> Roommates "It's not far-fetched, is it? Why don't we get married officially to just seal the deal."

-> Second Chance "I hate how easy it is to forgive you. You're worse than salt for doing that."

-> Enemies to lovers "Are you stupid? I wouldn't show up here if I didn't love you. I wouldn't have done any of this if I didn't love you!"

-> Love letters "Please don't send a photo of you as a child. It's weird, and frankly, it's not what I meant when I asked for photos of you."

Fandoms I'm doing -> BSD, JJK, MASHLE

I'm only writing for adult characters as per usual, but I will leave this open until slots fill up. If you want to add anything to a request then feel free to

But also thank you so much for the followers, I can't believe y'all really follow me <3 I hope you enjoy this