#maza aaya

[mayakimayahai]

Jo bache khud jate hain, unhe toh obviously pahle bhejna chaheye tha😭??? Yeh kya logic hua

But hume kya hum toh lunch karte hue discuss kar rahe the ki how BJP planed this whole thing so that they can handle the situation and be the good guys in the end

[irrratatingcreatureyum]

GUYS THIS WEEK I WENT FOR MY FIRST WORK EVENT IN MY LIFE AHAHAHHA IT WAS SO EXHILARATING AND FUN

The main point was networking which we hardly did but we admired everybody from the industry and their work

Omggaggagagga

[eugenephosgene]

They weren't kidding when they said circuital branches are difficult

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YAAR

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Even looking at bhahmastra on tv makes me cringe

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ppl have cousins sleepover we had cousins study group cause sabke exams chal rahe hai

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sania ki ammi ki mazhabi chudai ki kahani

Sabhi readers ko mera salam me yeh ek real story batane jaa raha hu jo hamare  saath beeti hai baat tab ki hai jab me 10 class me tha us waqt meri age 15 to 16 thi mom ki age 33 hogi 38 ke boobs e paak gol matol  kamar 34 ki bilkul patli or gaand/ chutad ka kehna hi kya ubhri hui gol tight bilkul 40  kisi bhi mard ko dekh kar bas chodne ka man karega to jab mere 10th ke exams shuru hue mere abu ek job karte the kam hi ghar aate dubai me the unki age 46 thi ptle the to baat tab ki hai jab me school gayi thi us waqt trend facebool social media tha mene apni sabhi saheliyo se milkar ids banayi or ese hi baat cheet hone lagi tabhi mene meri ammi se sab bataya facebook or social media ke baare me ammi asal bht udas hoti thi abu se baat na hone par or ammi bht zyada mazhabi hai 5 waqt namaz hadis yeh sab me hi hoti thi kuch din baad ammi kuch badli badli si lagne lagi pata nhi kya hua tha par me khush thi achanak mene esa kuch dekha jise dekh kar meri halaq sukh gaya mene dekha ki ammi ki id me sab boys hai jo saare hindu hai tab mene ammi ke phone lekar dekha to usme bht si gandi baate likhi thi  or ammi nangi quran pakad kar pic le kar bhej rahi hai yallah use dekh kar mera sar chakra gaya mene khud se sawal kiya kya hogaya hai ammi to ek deen daar khatoon hai or mene dekha kai hindu maŕd ammi se dosti kar chuke the or ammi badh chad kar reply deti thi ek din mene dekha ki ammi kuch ajeeb se orange colour ke dupatte me thi jab me school se ghar aayi mujhe shak hone laga to me samaj gayi dal me kuch to kala hai mai ab ammi ka phone lene nhi de rahi thi or vo hamesha phone me hi dekh kar muskurati or chat me hi magan rehti beet ja samne aayi jab jummah ke din me jaldi ghar aagayi ghar hamesha khula hota tha aaj band qu hai or aaj to jummah hai mujhe laga ammi namaz padh rahi hai par me bahar wait karne lagi lakin bht der hogaya kuch samaj nhi aaya mene faisla kiya ki  me khud andar jaungi me khidki dèkhne lagi ek kismat se khidki khuli thi me ahista andar chaligayi jese mene ammi ko dekha us haal me mere to chakkar aagaye ammi ek kaale hatte katte aadmi ķe saath janimaaz par bethi thi unke pao ke pass quran thi or vo aadmi ammi ke safed boobs ko masal raha tha or me dang reh gayi lakin khud ko sambhal te hue apne bag rakh kar wapas jaakar dekha vo aadmi chala gaya tha ammi janimaaz par nangi leti thi ammi ki gaand e gumbazi mere muh ke tarf thi me saaf dekh rahi thi ki ammi ki doodh jeso gaand aaj ek laal bandar jesi ban gayi thi or us gaand se ajeeb sa chip chipa paani nikal kar janìmaaz par gir raha tha me samajh nhi paayi  mene ammi ki is harkat ka jayza mukammal lene ke liye socha ki qu na me agle jummah school na jau or yeh kya kar rahi he dekhu lakin 1 hafta mujbe chain nhi mila meri bhi chut us manzar ka maza lene lagi or me kai dafa us manzar ko yaad kar chut me ungli ki hu

Or aakhir jummah ka din aagaya mene plan ke mutabiq school se chutti leli or ghar se bag lekar nikal gayi or mene khidki khuli chordi or me ghoomne firne lagi ese hi kuch der baad me ghar gayi to dekha ghar ka kaam sab ho chuka hai ammi gate me kisi ke intezaar me thi mene yeh bhi dekha ammi burqa phni thi jo bahar jane ke liye hi phñti hai kuch der baad vahi aadmi ghar aaya bag lekar ab ammi use andar bhejdi or kuch der or khadi rahi ese hi bahar or bahar se door lock kaŕ diya ammi ne or bahar chali gayi mene socha yeh kya hai tabhi ammi piche ke door ke raste ghar me dakhil gogayi or me samaj gayi kya mamla hai yeh or me bhi plan mitabiq ghar me khidki se chali gayi mene dekha vo kafir tha ek dum se hatta katta kala or voh ammi ke namaz ki jgha par khada tha or bilkul nanga yallah kya batau uski baazu e napaak ekdum se mote body builder or uska to yallah kalala uncut tha jo ese latak raha tha jese koi kaala sota hua naag ho or uspar se uski kaali chamdi aahh yallah mujhe to dar hi lagne laga

Ammi jese andar aayi azan hone lagi or ab voh kafir ke samne ammi burqe me khadi thi ammi jhat se us kafir ke gale mil gayi jses hi us kafir ne ammi ki gale lagaya ammi ese sehem uthi jese unki yaad me kab se tadpi ho

Ab voh habshi ammi ko kiss karne laga yallah kesa manzar hai ek namazi deendaar ammi jo ek kafir ke saath azan ke waqt lipti hai or uski emaani momina beti apni ammi ko dekh lazzat e paak le rahi hai yallah

Fir us kafir ne ammi ko 20 mint kiss kiya or uske baad jo hua me to dang reh gayi

Ammi jese burqa hatayi ammi ke jism par allah likha hua tha khaas unke emaani boobs e anwar e muqadas par or unki chut ke paak rasta e noorani or chutad e azmati e azadari ke darmiyaan aaahh meri ammi aahh allah

Us kafir ne kaha chal randi wazu karva apne aqa ko keh kar vo kafir janimaz ke samne chote se stool par tange fayla kar beth gaya ammi jhat se uske trishool e napaak par jhapat padi or bulnadi se bislullah allah bullah alshuru keh kar muh me lund e trishool uncut pevast karliya or ese chaatne lagi jese koi bacchi lolipop choosti hai

Apni ammi ko esa karte dekh meri to inteha na rahi mujhe apni ammi ki noorani gaand saaf nazar aane lagi jisse kafir ki haatho me khul masal rahi thi me apni ammi ki islami namazi gaand ko masalta hua dekh azan sun rahi thi aaahhh

Kuch der baad ammi khadi hogayi or musalle par karir let gaya or ammi us kafir ke muh par beth gayi or kaha bislullah or kafir ke muh par apni namazi islami 5 waqt namazi chut e ala islami ko rakh kar apne emaani boobs e paak ko masalne lagi yallah ammi jaan ki islami chut kis kafir ki napaak zubaar se choosrahi yallah ammi jaan ki chut ul al ameen aahh ammi jaan

Esa kuch derbaad ammi kafir ke lund par jhat se gir padhi or uskafir ke muh par chip chipa sa paani laga hua tha jise usne chaat poora peeliya ab

Us kafir ne kaha chal mulli wazu to karli ab namaz ada karle ammi jhat khadi hokar kafir e trishool ko maslne lagi or choosne lagi kuch der baad ammi sajde me chali gayi or kaha kàfir malik ap yaha aajay apki sajdedaar islami ap ki lund e uncut ki bhook se tadap rahi hai malik

Or voh kafir quran par paun laga kar ammi ki fayli hui islami mubarak chutad e sajdedaar ke beech gaya or jaha allah likhata vaha 3 baar thuk kar usne apna napaak lund geela kiya or kaha aaj me ise poora islam sikhaunga

Or ammi ke latakte hue islami emaani nipples bilkul tane hue the or mene dekha ammi ki muh par muskaan thi

Ab ammi ne kaha malik tadpaiye mat mujhe apke trishool se mujhe ibadat karne ka moqa ata karye malik ab raha nhi jata

Yeh sunkar kafir ne ammi ki emaani chut ki darar e chutad par ragadne laga or jhat se ek baar me poora ka poora lund pevast kardiya meri emaani sajdedaar ammi ki islami chut me aaahh allah ammi ke muh se nikala aaahhh allah me margayi aaahhhu malkiyomideeni aaahhhh

Ab kafir be inteha tezi se chodne laga vaha namaz chalu hi yaha ammi ke dhakke chalu hue aahh me apni ammi ko dekhte hue chut sehlane lagi musal sal 20 mint ki chudai tàba tod hui me 5 dafa jhad gayi or ammi janimaaz e muslamme par giri thi mene dekha ki voh kala topa ke gulhabi trishool ab choot gaya ammi ki emaani chut me yallah

Or voh aadmi bahar chalagay

[hi-avathisside]

Gup-chup baatein, tumhari aur meri . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

Tumhari meri baat hui aaj, ek ghanta humne baat kari, aur mujhe bohot achha laga. You were talking about going out with your friends and how you enjoyed, what you did. And I could just imagine you, happy, with a smile and you were giggling on the other side of the phone, And oh, how I wish I could hear these giggles of yours for all my life. And then I teased you some, and you blushed and stuttered. You looked so damn cute, I wanted to keep you in my arms forever as you blushed. Aur phir hum movies ki baat karne lag gaye, maine tumhe bataya uss book ke baare main joh maine pichle hafte khatam kari, aur tumhe kaha," pehle kyon nahi bataya?", maine kaha, kyon, "dil toot gaya ?" aur tumne kaha "mmhm :( " aur mera mann kara ki tumhe apni baahon main samaa loon. Phir humne poore ek ghante apni pasandeeda movies ki baat kari, cartoons, bachpan, sab cheezon ki, aur isse zyada maza shayad hi mujhe poore din main aaya hoga.

Tumhari awaaz sunke hi mere chehre par is kadar muskaan aa jaati hai, main kya karu priya, tum ho hi itni pyaari. Duniya main jitna pyaar ho sakta hai na, shayad mujhe tumse usse thoda zyada hi hoga. ❤️

💌🧿✨️

[mayakimayahai]

bhenchod isko kehte hain match

GOD MAZA AAYA

RCB FORVER

[may-the-gayforce-be-with-you]

maza aaya troll hoke? 😋

Bilkul bhi nhi😡

[hindulivesmatter]

h girls ki chut zyada right nyi hoti na jaane kis kis ke lund leti hai randi ki paidayish zaahil aurate meri ex bandi h saali randi ki virginity leke bada maza aaya ab uske husband ko second hand maal milega jisne already beshrm ke jaise apne chut marne diiya use dard hua jab maine uska gand mara lekin chlo gaand tight thi chut toh uski dheeli kar di already maine pel ke

gutter me mar jaa saale

[atrashcanraccoon]

CHAYN SE SO JAUNGI AAJ MAA KASAM KYA MAZA AAYA im tearing up so bad yaar bhot khush hu

[tiny-pteranodon]

Me hit post limit...

bahut sahi maza aaya

[mad-who-ra]

DID YOU SEE THAT SIX

OH HO HO KYA MAZA AAYA AAYA

Kohli se four and Sharma se six ufff🥹🤌🏼

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

HAD LOOOOOOTS OF FUN AAJ😭😭

Ig pehli Baar ITNA maza Aaya hai Holi me. Lgbhg 30-40 logo ko toh gulaal lgaya hi hoga and unne bhi ofc vapis lgaya. Haaaye chote chote bacche toh!! They've got kinne chote chote soft soft hands😭. They were like didii happy holii *in the cutest tones possible* neeche jhuko na colull lgana hai😭😭 So adorable so adorablee.

And I think zindagi me pehli Baar public me itna naachi Hun lol. Hamari girls' gang was dancing like craaazy. Almost saare Holi vale bolly gaano pe thumke maare🤭

Abhi toh party shuru hui hai ke "Kisi ke bhi Pappa se nhi darenge" jab aya, we all sang it soo loud omg. All aunties were like Aree reeyy Dekho Inn ldkiyo ko. Thodi bhi sharam nhi hai. AND EK AURAT TOH WALKED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CIRCLE AND SAID "Beta bohot ho Gaya ab Ghar Jake naachlena jitna Jaise chaahe vaise Bus Karo ab band kro besharmi" We were like theek hai theek hai and then continued dancing we all wanted to throw a brick at her head tho

Snacks aur pakwaan bhi bht thoose hehe.

And and PURE TIME I DIDN'T LET EVEN A SINGLE PAANI KA BOOND TOUCH ME.

Bht bhayankar holi kheli but ONLY GULAAL.pakwaan

Colour sab jgh se chla gya hai lekin the area below my nose looks like a monkey's lmao. Bina mask ke I'm not going ANYWHERE NOT EVEN IN MY BALCONY for the next 3-4 days T-T

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Honestly speaking itna maza Aaj se pehle sirf India vs pak (2021 ig) ke time pe aaya tha desiblr is healing again