#mcdanno in a nutshell

[teruel-a-witch]

danny will complain the entire time but still follow steve into hell

[mayberrycryptid]

mcdanno in a nutshell🥰

I love 1x02 scene in suspect's house where Steve's like "Oooo, computers! Oh no, Danny, we need a hacker!" and Danny's like "Oh, I know one".

And then... We know that after this scene they went to a shop (they bought lollipops for Toast) but we see them again at Toast's place. And that's when Steve asks Danny about Toast (Who is he? How do you know him? blah blah blah).

I mean... Normally Steve would have been curious much earlier, I guess. He would have been also cop!curious, right. He would have asked about Toast in that suspect's house or while going to their car or while driving the car or in the shop eventually.

But nah, suddenly Stevie forgot about asking, he even forgot about their hacker. About their case. Cause OMG SHOPPING WITH DANNY. It means romantic walking through shop aisles. It means cheerful chatting. It means mutual *heart-eye*-gazing (aka eye sex). Hacker? What hacker?

And later in the car... OMG DANNY TOOK ME ON A SHOP DATE - it's a good time for being happy, for extra cheerful chatting and just for driving Mr Sunshine. Case? What case?

And Danny was no better. He suddenly forgot too. They're just driving, having fun and only tiny parts of their brains still knew exactly where to go (yeah, autopilot brains). Who knows, maybe it was like:

Danny: *heart-eyes* Hey, wanna a lollipop?

Steve: *heart-eyes* Yeah.

Danny: *heart-eyes + sexy smile* Let me guess: Sweet Sweet Pineapple?

Steve: *heart-eyes + dreamy smile* Oh yes, please!

And then, suddenly (when they were near Toast's place), Danny's memory came back ("Oh no... The case! Toast!"). So Steve's too ("The case, yeah, the case! Of course!").

They parked their car and THEN Steve thought "O God, who this Toast guy is? I'm so curious!".

#I can't with these two

[nandors-girlwife]

Danny: I’m going to take you out.

Steve: Great, it’s a date!

Danny: I meant that as a threat.

Steve: See you at five!

[r-truth]

[+ bonus]

[themortaltextposts]

The Mortal Instruments textpost

Jace: *about to do something*

Alec: "Jace? Hey, sure it's a good idea?"

Jace:

Alec *sighing*: "Yeah, that's a stupid question"

Alec: *handing him a Seraph blade*

Clary *to Jace's back*: "Hey! You be careful!"

Alec: "No that's not, that's not in his vocabulary. He doesn't know that one"

[nici-unicorn]

McDanno time.

no worries

[teruel-a-witch]

summary of 5.17 'the stakeout'

[teruel-a-witch]

mcdanno + reductress headlines 2/? (Steve isn't sure where they stand and Danny is sure he's been dating an emotionally stunted goof)

[murphyhatesme]

+

A Good Ship Dynamic

Behaving as if they’re married (bonus points if one of them has a parent/mentor bond with the other’s child), except they’re not even dating yet.

[teruel-a-witch]

Welcome to Danny's world

[themortaltextposts]

The Mortal Instruments textpost

Alec *to Jace*: "What is that look?"

Jace:

Alec: "Please don't do anything stupid. Please"

Jace:

Jace: *does something stupid*

Alec *smacking him on the head*: "Is there something the matter with you? Huh?"

[mayberrycryptid]

the best part is Steve is injured and shouldnt even be doing this😂😂😂

Basically what Hawaii Five-0 is about.

[teruel-a-witch]

@stephmcx lol yes, oh alternatively

danny: he will be the death of me

regular person: he's a nightmare, is he? how can you stand working with him?

danny: hey, watch your mouth! that's my husband partner you are talking about! >:-(

Welcome to Danny's world