#h50 text post

[teruel-a-witch]

Tfw you are Steve Mcgarrett and you've spent in the closet so long you still get nervous about your husband intimately touching you in public while in uniform.

[thematic0]

[redgoldblue]

Hawaii Five-0 + text posts from my ‘about me’ tag 

Part 5: I don’t know what to tell you about these ones honestly. miscellaneous five-ohana edition. they’re being idiots.

[mayberrycryptid]

🎂AUGUST 23RD DANNY B-DAY 🎂 CHALLENGE - AFFECTION!

BIG BINGO - CASUAL AFFECTION:

touching, fixing their clothes, hugging, texting or calling them

inside/private jokes, going to a game together, bumping shoulders, surfing together

cheering them up, nicknames, cooking dinner, watching a movie

getting them coffee, handwritten note/letter, sharing a beer, picking up the check

SMALL BINGO - CASUAL AFFECTION

hugging, nicknames, bringing them coffee, fixing their clothes

**Fill one square OR fill out the squares in a line OR fill out all the squares!**

**Anything qualifies as a birthday 🎁 for Danny!!! fanfic, fanvid, screencaps, fanart, etc.

**So we can all enjoy your gifts, please tag your fills: #H50 August 23

**Yes! We have an A03 collection for this party: August_23_2023

🎂Want more info? See pinned post and click on the party invite!!!🎂

[strictlybecca]

fic stats!

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

please excuse me bc i was not tagged in this, but i saw this pop up on my dash from some of my non-mutuals and i was OBSESSED - so i did not wait my turn, i've just gone for it :)

most hits: yes, there is a chain and no, you're not on it (schitt's creek) a patrick/david fic i started when there were literally 15 fics for them on ao3 - it's patrick and stevie's text chain for all of the episodes of season four and i still feel smug about some of the things i managed to predict. i think it has the most hits of anything because it was there at the Beginning on ao3, it's got the most chapters, and i did accidentally leave it unfinished for like two years. (oops.) [but it has an incredible podfic!]

second most kudos: the best made plans are your open hands (911) for a fic that kind of walloped me upside the head and made me write it in like... a single evening, the reception on this has been SO sweet!!! an au where maddie takes buck with her when she leaves home at 18. i call it my 'happy healthy buckley verse' and i even have some more headcanons for it in the tag i have for it. in my mind, nothing ever really goes wrong for these two in this verse; it's my emotional support au.

third most comments: i only wanna be alone with you (schitt's creek) another patrick/david fic, this one written for a challenge. (a deadline always increases the likelihood of me finishing a fic.) this is probably (?) the ~sexiest thing i've ever written and it is... like not that explicit lmao. it also had a prompt that made me want to jump out of window bc my secondhand embarrassment threshold is practically zero - but i managed to write something that even my poor little soul could read and enjoy. [technically, 3rd most comments is the previous fic, but this one isn't far off in 4th place.]

fourth most bookmarks: deliver us unto each other (the old guard) this fic is my favorite child. i just think the stuff i love writing and the stuff i'm good at writing collided in this fic in a really lovely way and i'm so stinkin' proud of it. i felt feral while writing it lmao. it's about nicky's complex but deeply earnest and loving relationship with god and how his love for joe actually reaffirms his faith!! plus some great nicky + nile bonding.

fifth most words: i fell heavy into your arms (as the world turns) this is not my favorite of my luke/noah fics but i am very glad one of them made it on the list because all of my longest stuff is for this fandom and i miss nuke an unreasonable amount. those big bang prompts could pull 30k from me, no problem!!! this one's an au where noah is a detective and he has to solve damian's murder - and holden is a suspect :(

and least amount of words: Commandeered (h50) god this one was written so long ago it's still got an uppercase letter in the title 😬 also back in the day when i was still posting individual drabbles as their own fics - i've learned better! this fic represents my intense mcdanno phase, which still lingers in my heart like poison. (or a bomb.) genuinely a delightful prompt tho - an au where danny is the navy SEAL and steve is the jersey transplant. i honestly think i pulled this one off pretty well! they still sound very much like themselves.

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i'm sad none of my sparty fics happened to make it in, since that was an Era unto itself but all of these delight me, so!!! here you go!!!

i tag: @cluelessheroes @functionalnihilism @angryfightingjew @woebegone-kenobi and literallly anyone else who wants to do this. you, yes you. i mean it!!! i promise you, if you do this and just pretend like i've tagged you to do it i will EDIT this post and tag you in it like you've always been there. i don't care if we're not mutuals DO IT!!! (sorry this was fun i really liked it and i'd like everyone else to have fun too!)

[h50fics]

love don't treat you like that (babe, i'm letting you know)

by redgoldblue

"Steve. I got Steve! He's alive!" "Danny. Where's Wo Fat?" "Just shut up, would you?"

"Hey, I hate to break up this little family reunion, but we got to go now."

"No, don't. You can thank me when we get back to O'ahu."

 Well, they're back home. Now what?

Words: 2010, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of H50 Codas

Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve McGarrett, Danny "Danno" Williams

Relationships: Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams

Additional Tags: to quote a text post in my steve tag on tumblr:, his slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me, and also danny, Episode: s02e10 Ki'ilua (Deceiver), Post-Episode: s02e10 Ki'ilua (Deceiver), Coda, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, also a little bit of physical, Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, joe is presented in a positive light in this bc he's good in this ep, but i'd like to make it clear that i'm a joe ambiguist, a joe agnostic. an open-to-discussion-on-joe (but he was a bad parental choice on steve's part), (albeit marginally better than his birth parents), can you tell i'm rewatching the middle of s2, anyway familyyyyyyy

via AO3 works tagged 'Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams' https://ift.tt/e09ilgK

[satashiiwrites]

wip wednesday

Tagging whomever wants to participate!

title: Family, familia, ‘Ohana, unknown chapter

Fandoms: 911, SWAT, H50

Pairings: Buddie, McDanno, platonic Deacon/Hondo

Warnings/tags: navy!seal Buck, first draft, AU, angst, post lawsuit fixit

Buck was surprised to see the number calling him.  It was Christopher’s school.  Fumbling, he answered the call, juggling the team’s lunch order. “Hello?

“Is this Evan Buckley?”

“This is he—but I go by Buck.”

“Okay.. Buck.  I’m Sophia Baxter the administrative assistant at Durrand. You’re listed as the second contact number for Christopher Diaz.”

Buck halted in the middle of the doorway where he could see the clock above the computer worktable—it was about a half hour after school dismissal for Christopher. “Is Christopher okay?” 

“Christopher is fine.  It’s just no one has come to pick him up today.  He said it was supposed to be his father but I’ve been unable to get Eddie Diaz on the phone number we have on file.”

“He was off today,” Buck said absently, already running through his last conversation with Eddie yesterday about his plans for today and he should have been able to pick up Chris as it was Carla’s day off since Eddie was going into his weekend off. “I’m out of town but I will get a hold of someone to come pick him up.  Can I call you back at this number?”

“Yes.  I can stay but I’m concerned that no one called.”

“Yeah that’s weird for Eddie.  I will be calling his family and I will call you back with a plan.”  Buck’s thoughts took on more worry.  It wasn’t like Eddie to not have Christopher’s  schedule planned in detail. 

Making the appropriate noises to end the call, he immediately called Eddie as soon as the secretary hung up. Eddie’s phone rang and rang but it went to voicemail.  He dialed a second time—no answer.  His worry mounting, Buck texted Eddie a terse, call me now which just showed as delivered.  

Switching to the location app that showed where someone was if they had authorized you—which Eddie and Buck had mutually done long ago because of shared trips with Christopher and one too many times getting separated at the zoo his worry skyrocketed when it showed no current location for Eddie. 

The only time it showed that was if you were out of cell phone range or if they turned off their phone. 

Buck pulled up Pepa’s number and hit dial perhaps a bit harder than necessary. Pepa answered on the fourth ring.  “Buck?  Is something wrong?  I’m at work.”

Buck skipped to the point. “Eddie hasn’t picked up Christopher and the school called me…. I guess I’m his second contact?”

“Yes he mentioned that,” Pepa hummed.

“What?”

“With the paperwork and all,” Pepa sounded distracted and there was background noise of her walking into a quieter area. 

“What paperwork?”

“He didn’t tell you?

“Tell me what?”  Buck’s anxiety was climbing. What paperwork? Where was Eddie?

Pepa huffed into the phone as she closed a door with a quiet click. “I’m sure he meant to tell you.”

“Tell me what Tia?”  That came out a bit harsh and out of the corner of Buck’s eye he could see Danny and Steve coming out of their offices. 

“It’s really something you need to discuss with Eddito,” Pepa hedged, “but he made sure Mama and myself knew about it.”

“Pepa,” Buck was begging for her to get to the point. “What paperwork?”

[izzy-b-hands]

More sr rambles because this is all I do now when I can't sleep apparently

But one way I see the ot3 ending up with kid 1 is a case of a kid being left at the doorstep of the hideout (complete with Johnny walking inside, baby in one arm, freckle bitches bag in the other, and being asked uh hey bud what ya got there? To which he helpfully replies 'freckle bitches?' because honestly since taking back the city a kid isn't even the weirdest thing someone's left at the hideout so like. Sure why not.)

And I'm gonna go ahead and wager maybe social services in Stilwater is...a bit rough (tho probably underfunded and struggling for resources as many are like. Everywhere, so it isn't like they aren't trying) so they don't really question the boss telling the saints to toss up 'is this your kid?' posters all over town, to make sure whoever the original guardian/parent is really intended to leave them/give them up

And once that's confirmed via an awkward meet up with said guardian at one of the other gang houses, left empty except for Johnny, Boss, and probably Pierce, Carlos, and Shaundi as well as back up just in case shit gets weird, there's a moment of

Oh. Because no one else is really equipped for a kid in the gang, tho then again Gat, Boss, and Aisha aren't exactly either but they'd talked about it like they'd talked about a lot of future plans, and Johnny has already figured out how to bulletproof the baby carrier as well as a stroller (and it would be alarming to my version of the Boss, but it's honestly just impressive and mindful. Like in theory they wanna think no one would go after a fkn baby but...why not play it safe?)

And they've kept the kid at the bosses old place, taking turns staying there with them despite Aisha basically begging them to just bring the kid home ('its a disaster there, you cannot have a baby in that apartment!' is her argument and honestly she's absolutely right) but they worried about getting too attached in case the parent did want this kid back (as if they haven't both absolutely already gotten attached to this six month old baby that has no fkn clue what's going on but enjoys their attention and the new toys and clothes all in purple and likes to fall asleep on Johnny's chest for naps and bedtime and lights up at the boss showing them shiny but very much taken apart and sans ammo gun parts)

All of a sudden there it is, they've taken that next step and they were already a family but now they're a family With Kids and it's terrifying and lovely all at once. Aisha's delighted to finally meet and dote on the baby (and horrified to learn in the weeks of looking after this kid, no one named them. They've been called Baby since birth and like okay fine as a placeholder but seriously you two?! Fucks sake.)

Which leads to the question of oh shit we do need to name the kid and they might all joke ah this is easy, it in reality takes even more time to narrow down names (with many convos of Johnny insisting he doesn't care that much as long as the last name is Gat, tho that was a given anyway because Eesh only goes by her first name and the boss is...The Boss which you can't use as a last name, only to promptly veto like fifty suggestions because 'aaah idk she doesn't *look* like that name, ya know? Right kid?' and any gurgle is immediately taken as the kid agreeing with him)

When they finally do make a decision it ends up being nothing wild, but nothing too plain (for the fic version of this idea I have still at least fifteen names myself to narrow down yet lmaooo) and if they maybe indulge a bit and buy the kid stuffed bears and shirts with the new name on it to try and help it stick well. It's maybe a little overkill but it's also adorable.

This is already far too long so I'll stop here but just. Like I could literally do a whole one shot just off the idea of Johnny being the only one to get the baby to sleep, because that image is the cutest goddamn thing. Half asleep, frosted tips all tussled, shirtless with an open robe on and pyjama pants long enough to trail just a little on the floor. With little one snuggled against his shoulder, sleeping in a purple onesie, but only sleeping as long as he holds her because any sleep schedule this kid had got utterly decimated by being given up and sleeping in weird places they weren't used to, in hastily bought and put together travel cribs (tho in their actual house there's a proper crib of course.)

Is he exhausted? Yeah. Would a younger Johnny be absolutely disgusted at the idea of how he'd look being all paternal? Yup. But Johnny in that moment despite the lack of sleep is just happy the kid is finally sleeping, and rambles abt random shit while he walks the house because it seems to comfort the baby.

Literally the image makes my heart melt like 🥺. I need time to actually write some of this and get fic out akdbfkgbkt

[teruel-a-witch]

7.16/7.25/8.06/8.08/9.02 Steve and Danny walking like a couple on vacation, before work, after work, to and from crime scenes, everywhere anywhere.

[redgoldblue]

Hawaii Five-0 + text posts from my about me tag

P.4: Science Gang Represent (Gerard insisted that both skilled art forgery and crime scene cleanup are STEM fields and thus he should be included here. since Jerry’s getting his own post his superior IT claim was overridden and Gerard was added)

[amosanguis]

text post meme? text post meme 1/?

[weirdingone]

The Hawaii Five-0 theme song, breathe if you agree

[h50fics]

love don't treat you like that (babe, i'm letting you know)

by redgoldblue

"Steve. I got Steve! He's alive!" "Danny. Where's Wo Fat?" "Just shut up, would you?"

"Hey, I hate to break up this little family reunion, but we got to go now."

"No, don't. You can thank me when we get back to O'ahu."

 Well, they're back home. Now what?

Words: 2010, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of H50 Codas

Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve McGarrett, Danny "Danno" Williams

Relationships: Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams

Additional Tags: to quote a text post in my steve tag on tumblr:, his slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me, and also danny, Episode: s02e10 Ki'ilua (Deceiver), Post-Episode: s02e10 Ki'ilua (Deceiver), Coda, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, also a little bit of physical, Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, joe is presented in a positive light in this bc he's good in this ep, but i'd like to make it clear that i'm a joe ambiguist, a joe agnostic. an open-to-discussion-on-joe (but he was a bad parental choice on steve's part), (albeit marginally better than his birth parents), can you tell i'm rewatching the middle of s2, anyway familyyyyyyy

via AO3 works tagged 'Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams' https://ift.tt/PJRC2Kq

[seriouslydidijustdothat]

falling headfirst back in fanfic like

brain: ohhhh you know that show you haven't watched in 2+ years?

me: ... yeah?

brain: i crave it, gimme it gimme it gimme itttttttt

me: fine, just ONE episode though!

(1.5 seasons later)

brain: mmm, that's the stuff!

me: ok, so let's get back to-

brain: OMG WAIT

me: what

brain: i just had aN IDEA!!

me: no, we already have a story to work on

brain: nooope, it'S GETTING BETTER WRITE IT DOWN NAO

me: ... fine i guess, it should be quick if it's only a one shot

(30k words later)

me: that's how you fake TEXTS on AO3!?!?! MUST FINISH THIS