#me a thousand percent

[grandwretch]

i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.

and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.

[moon-song-and-star]

@graveyardparade look what you've done to me.

They wrote a lovely post about how justifiable Riz's fear of being alone is as an Aroace person who's only seen financial stability in romantic couples, I'll link in at the bottom.

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Adventures end, and Riz is terrified of the inevitable settling down of his party. One day, the Bad Kids, all grown up now, finish a campaign and leave for separate houses, and Riz just knows it'll be the end. They'll fall apart, like Lydia Barkrock's party did, and he'll be alone. He fights tears tooth and nail that night.

Then, it happens like this:

Fabian's never not lived in a big ass house, why change that? So he buys that big ass house and immediately hates it. It's lonely. He stumbles through an awkward, fast confession style explanation of this to Adaine and both of them hear an invitation when it's over.

Adaine's living in a shitty apartment with Aelwyn. This Elvin Oracle gig still doesn't pay. Adaine loves her sister so much, but damn does that woman not take care of herself. She's ace and comfortably single, and she immediately agrees to move in. He's got a tower, come on, that's her thing.

Neither Fabian nor Adaine remember when Kristen decided to stay. Grown up though she is, she's still a fucking mess when her relationships end, so crashing the guest bed and crying about her ex girlfriend eventually turns into fully living there. Kristen remembers. She'd had thought that she'd never been happier, and started calling it home the next day.

Eternally stable mechanic Gorgug and his chill partner buy the more orc acessibly sized place across the way, and they eat dinner at the house Fig lovingly calls Bad Kids Headquarters, or BKHQ, nearly every night.

Fig and Ayda don't settle. Both of them want to travel the world, and Aydas got her nest in Compass Points already, but there's a door from the HQ that goes straight there, and they come and hang at least once a week. Fig has a bi-weekly jam sesh with Gorgug, and her room has a rad four poster bed.

When Riz gets back from his (admittedly a little time-fucky) undercover gig for Angel Dad, a guest room's been converted to an offic space. It's got one door to five places (Bastion City, Leviathan, Fallinel, home in Elmville, and Gravalvia in the Baronies, which Fabian thought would be funny) and another door to the conjoining room, also redone. Said room includes a second and third murder board, a desk, a fully stocked mini fridge for the hyperfocus hours and no bed. All the walls are decked out like a cat tower with plenty of places to obsess, theorize, scramble around, and hunker down when sleep finally comes to catch him. His friends smile at him when they tell him it's his. Kristen and Fig drag him around the rooms, pointing, and Adaine tells him about spell building with Ayda for the Howl's Moving Castle style office door, while Fabian grabs his suitcase and Gorgug mentions the Small size accessibility stuff they'd just finished installing.

Riz was wrong. As if his friends (no hey, The Ball, we're family, don't you know that by now?) sorry, family would ever give up on him.

Riz cries. It feels better than he thought it would.

Link to the post that inspired whatever the fuck that was:

[oplishin]

Wheeler writes "BCC" on his chest in his own blood AEW Rampage, April 8 2022

[francesderwent]

I hate video as a format generally because I’m a fast reader, but there is nothing worse to me than a theology video wherein the speaker looks directly into the camera. just a guy alone in a room staring at a camera telling it about Jesus. the dialogical aspect of the Word is totally absent. there’s no encounter. there’s no emptying of self to meet the beloved where they’re at. hate it so much.

[electrozeistyking]

Did you see the merch leak!?!! J plush and a JCJenson pen

I FUCKING KNEW THAT PEN WOULD BE MERCH ONE DAY HGJFKDL

[hitmeupaep]

Erik Krippe, Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins could all come to my door and look me dead in my eyes and say destiel isn’t real and i would not give a single fuck

[stupid-sexy-bishop]

[abirdie]

Gael García Bernal in Letters to Juliet (2010, dir. Gary Winick)

(these gifs also feature Amanda Seyfried)

Gifs are all 540px wide so you can click to see larger.

[other gael filmography gifsets]

[front-facing-pokemon]

[yashley]

laudna: that way we can message each other. fearne: oh right lol

[aauroralightss]

i love trigun stampede as an adaptation and i always do my best to engage with it as its own piece of art vs. as a reflection of trigun maximum (bc imo that's setting it up for failure!!!) But it always baffles me when people try to act like stuff like vash or wolfwood's new designs aren't explicit changes to their characterisation haha

[baycitystygian]

send help my beloved girliepops I may be having a slight crisis of self currently

[arizonaconservativegal]

I am not sad that woke Disney is failing and they fucked up three movie franchises with their woke gay feminist shit agenda. I am mad because they took Marvel characters that I loved as a kid and turned some of them into gay shit or gender swap or race swap just to fit their agenda to please a small percentage of the population. If they want to make content for the gay people and the left side let them. Create characters and stories for them.Leave the other I could go on on how they fucked up Star Wars or Indiana Jones and even the Willow series based on the 1988 film.

Same thing with woke DC shit or CW how they fucked up Supergirl and turned it into some kind of gay feminist fest. They had some woke gay weirdo play the flash and that movie failed at the box office. Woke snow white movie and the latest hunger games has that toxic awful feminist Rachel Zegler.

You all have got to learn to ignore Bob Iger & Co's fanfic when it's shitty. If you like the original version of something and let the new stuff ruin the original for you, that's on you. Go ahead and complain about the shitty stuff all you want but it shouldn't affect how you feel about the decades worth of good stuff. Don't let these people have that power over you. They didn't earn it.

[millerflintstone]

I've gotten sucked into this gal's TikToks where she posts a radio station's morning show feature called second date update. The sheer obliviousness of most of the dudes that initiate the call is bananas. They always think it's a perfect date and nothing went wrong.

One guy didn't tell his date they'd be walking 45 minutes to the restaurant because he thought gas prices were outrageous and he didn't want to drive. No clue as to the fact that she got herself a cute outfit and that her shoes weren't shoes for walking.

Another guy went as a date to his ex coworker's friend's wedding and he hooked up with a bridesmaid after. Didn't think it would get back to her. These were her friends from college.

One guy thought he was connecting with a lady who brought her kids to the same park that he brought his kids to. He thought they had a connection. She just stopped showing up to the park because she could tell he was reading into things. When confronted with the fact that she did not see him that way, he blamed her for leading him on.

I know men have the audacity but WOW.

There are some clueless women, too. One gal got pissed that her date didn't notice she lost an earring and that's why she ghosted him. He didn't pay attention to that and that really pissed her off. Some very obvious golddiggers also seem to initiate the call from the station, too.

This one is one of the few successes:

[maydayprkr]

ngl something in my gut told me watcher entertainment was going to get fucked up somehow. i literally didn't think it was going to be them setting up a subscription service for 6 dollars a month or w/e (btw netflix charges this same price but with ads now) and fucking themselves over. hell! including the taxes alone would make it approx. 8 dollars, and i can't even account for the international audience who's equivalence of 8 bucks can equal up to them being able to eat, afford transportation, etc. (seen one international person say in an ig comment, not sure where they were from tho).

so yeah, sorry if i my heart isn't in it for the company. i got over rooster teeth. this is just another flash in the pan. so yeah. so long and thanks for all the laughs.

[monster-noises]

When still living in the same city as her there is always a chance that you will run into a person you Do Not want to see, and even if you recognize her but you are not sure she saw you and you only walked by her it can Still absolutely Tank your mood for the rest of the day.