#meat forks

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[dol-dee]

Fallen Sydney is definitely the type that enthusiastically buys all sorts of kinky outfits. For themself as much as their s/o haha

Sydney buying a bunch of outfits she really wants to see on Dee. Forgetting she will have to convince/beg her for weeks to actually wear them

[araneadillydally]

DillyDally 24

[gwensy]

i have never known as much joy and whimsy as i have being hunched over infront of the fridge and eqting hunks of meat off of some kind of leftover ham or steak or perhaps chicken

[starlit-mansion]

clarification: ketchup or bbq sauce on meat does not count for the purpose of this poll, nor do sweeter veg like sweet pickles, carrots or caramelized onion. i'm talking meat with fruit or honey or maple syrup or sweet glazes.

[cryptid-stimming]

Glass Joe/Aran Ryan (Punch-Out!!) Stimboard (with love & pastries) for Anon

x x x / x / x x x

[Image description: a 9 gif stimboard; from left to right.

First line: A close-up gif of puff pastry hearts on a plate being dusted with icing sugar, around the plate are three strawberries. A gif panning up on bunches of red heart Valentine's Day balloons at an outside stall. And a gif of someone rotating a baked croissant in their fingers.

Second line: A still image of Aran Ryan from the game Punch-Out!! A close-up gif of someone using a fork to seal the edges of an unbaked puff pastry heart before jumpcutting to them brushing the top with an eggwash. And a still image of Glass Joe from the game Punch-Out!!

Third line: A gif of a tray of freshly-baked croissants being carefully rotated by someone holding the edge with a cloth. A gif of someone walking into a store where red heart Valentine's Day balloons are covering the ceiling, their strings dangling down, and more balloons suspended in bunches from shelves. And a close-up gif of puff pastry hearts on a platter with cooked meats and a sprig of rosemary, someone picks up a pastry with their fingers and lifts it out of sight.

End of image description.]

[hajikelist]

where did you get ostrich meat from? :O like your food posts by the way!

Thank you!! Glad you found the posts!

We found a meat shop in the area that has a few different specialty meats while I was looking for rabbit!

[dragonji]

cooked my moms recipe for slow-cooker pork chops in mushroom gravy tonight and while it came out pretty different from how she makes it it is still So Fucking Good .

[sbnkalny]

My head shall not be Dark, but beautiful and terrible as the morning and the Night! fair as the Sea and the Sun and salami clouds.

[staryarn]

Season with your heart

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Tip 2: to make mashed potatoes easy style get enough small potatoes, fill pot till like. A third the way up with potatoes, cover with water (make sure it barely covered the potatoes), then lightly season with salt. Boil for about 20-40 minutes so they're tender as hell. Pulverize those fucks in a bowl (strained). Add seasoning to your liking (added salt, pepper, onion powder because I wasn't assed to reach for garlic powder, agave syrup / maple, cheese, sour cream. Loosen with water and add half and half (or better cream but. Didn't have it) to liking. Microwave that fucker then rapidly mix so the cheese strings)

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[grandwretch]

assuming peoples' sexualities off personality traits is weird but tbh people who freak out about one gay joke ruining a straight man's reputation is way weirder

[dash-n-step]

I'll never understand people who eat rice with forks, not in a "uh my way is the normal way" but in a "I used to hate forks and needed my spaghetti cut as a kid so I could use a spoon"

[scattered-winter]

I feel I should clarify that when I was stabbed with a meat fork there was no lasting damage caused

[tomswifty-fr]

The Viridian Labyrinth, Stormcatcher, Plague

The Viridian Labyrinth - Do you have a favorite familiar?

Chairs chairs chairs chairs!

I adore these guys!! Kimball has one he tamed, which helps him keep the ones in the Square Toe library under control (sorta) (helps him sniff them out and gently herd them out of public spaces) (Josie would love an actual eradication program but it's just not practical and they're mostly harmless unless you actually try to sit in one) (plus they're just so cute)

Runner ups:

Stormcatcher - What catches your eye in other people’s lore?

I love getting a look at agriculture/food production stuff! It's such a vital part of life (we all gotta eat!) but it doesn't get focused on as much as it could. Which isn't a bad thing, there's other things to focus on - I've got the food stuff pretty fleshed out for Square Toe and Four Lips but it's glossed over in Salt Fork - but I do love it when it gets the spotlight. It's just fun!!!

Plague - What region of Sorneith is your favorite?

I'm obliged to say the Highland Scrub because my main clan is there and I love the desert... but I'm actually so fascinated by the Ashfall Waste, specifically the 'active' regions like Magmablood Rebuke, Molten Scar, etc. I would LOVE to be able to think about daily life in a region with constant volcanic eruptions and lava splattering everywhere. How do non-Fire dragons cope with the heat and ash? Protective gear? Magic? Are there relatively safe/sheltered spots in these areas where people live permanently and raise kids and stuff, or is it all chaos? How difficult is travel and communication? How quickly do maps go out of date? The capital is practically on the border with Water - is that on purpose or does the landscape just change that much? How do people feel about that? PLUS all the politics... I love it so much.

[jaimeski]

i have come to realise that y'all don't use both spoon and fork when eating

[hikarinokusari]

The saddest part of my dinner with strahd so far is that one of my players is addicted on dream pies. So he got to eat all this wonderful meals, and deep down, we all know he craves for pies and those meals are just meh comparing to the oniric addiction.