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homegardeningatroof · 2 years

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wellfine · 2 years

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Don't wanna.

#one piece #iceberg one piece #he looks so melbournian to me. like i'm sorry this man pays $9 for his coffee every morning and there's not even milk in it #(it would be almond if there was)#more of my 'all of galley-la is australian' agenda #what's that? venice? i don't know about all that but I DO know about something ELSE 'girt by sea'

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peninsulaisms · 10 days

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Somerville <3

#my parents are actually considering moving to somerville which would be interesting #somerville is pretty close to the top of the peninsula #not as close as pearcedale though #so they end up with these super weird inbetween vibes #they aren’t deep peninsula like we are where i currently live but defo aren’t melbournians either #idk why i’m even bringing this up all of yous are from different parts of australia or not even from australia so none of this means anythi #to ya #australian gothic #regional gothic #peninsula gothic #mornington peninsula #australia #victorian gothic #small town gothic #rural gothic #small town #small town aesthetic #small town photography #small town vibes #small town life #small town girl #rural core #rural australia #ruralcore #rural aesthetic #rural landscape #rural photography #rural decay #rural life #rural

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eggplantemoji420 · 7 months

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Flying home from Adelaide last night and my bag was flagged thru airport security.. I hate airports and was so anxious ANYWAY, they’re looking at all my shit thru the x-ray machine and then the security person turns to me and goes ‘oh, it’s just your coffee grinder :)’ BISH IT WAS MY WEED GRINDER I FORGOT ABOUT AND IT WAS FULL OF WEEEEEED FML

#idk if she was being serious or just nice lmao #bloody melbournians and their personal coffee grinders

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artemisbarnowl · 5 months

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When Australians have either never been to Canberra or went once for grade 6 (yes, I know, the questacon slide, it was the best) and say it sucks 😔🥺

Why are you letting obnoxious Melbournians 😤 (who think nowhere is as good as Melbourne, not even European cities) or paracalifornian Sydneysiders 😮‍💨 (who wear thongs with jeans and think everyone can and should commute 3+ hours a day) tell you how to feel?? If you're afraid of roundabouts or change that's a personal skill issue queen.

#Open your heart to earnest love for democracy (MoAD)#see 3000 dogs an hour (lake BGs golden triangle)#feel no pressure to go Out for drinks (because despite all the bars and restaurants #they're all a bit the same)#and be surrounded by nature (native bush AND manicured english gardens) on your 15 minute commute.#also even melbournians love sanduchi's sandwiches #also you want to be here for when they finally declare open season on politicians

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nameless-network · 8 months

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im still so hyped over oceanic timezones (/eastern timezones would be the more accurate term) being added to the qsmp dude. i dont have to play guessing games trying to figure out what time it is for the streamer/how long theyre going to be live for because acau is just 2 hours behind me. and its just so!!!!!! AAAAAA!!!!!!!! idk i think its just because its pretty disappointing waking up early to watch morning crew for example just to find out theyre ending at like 7am my time so im just so so so excited to have creators thatll be awake when im awake and end stream when im going to sleep

#acau carrying asian and oceanic qsmp fans im so excited to have him here #and super excited for even more eastern creators!!!!!!!!! they were asking for new admins recently who spoke tagalog mandarin japanese and #hindi(?) i believe? i might be wrong on hindi but #SO MANY CREATORS CLOSE TO MY TIMEZONE!!!!!#and imagine what cool designs the eggs for these languages are gonna have #just need them to add one single melbournian. just for me /j #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO HYPED #qsmp #qsmp languages

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thatsit-thatsthepost · 6 months

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can i be the unexpected item in your bagging area?

@orion-beloved-hong

#melbournian romeo & juliet rizz #this is only funny if ur guys’ self checkouts have that voice too

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astillnight · 10 months

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i'm getting my favourite tacos this sunday yessssss

#melbournians i strongly recommend la cabra in carlton 🤤🤤#melbourne #melbourne food

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versary · 10 months

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had THE most melbourne experience tonight. went to watch the cricket (women's, ofc) at the MCG and we got one good innings AND THEN it got rained out :( BUT i did get to see hayley matthews take two wickets!

#we went to one of the bars in the ground and asked if they could turn one of the tvs to the aflw game #the prelim (?) final #brisbane beat geelong!!!! so we are finals-bound babey!!! fuck ye #watched the final quarter on the tram home #i'm a REAL melbournian now!

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watchingtennis · 2 years

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Andy Murray fans how we feelin ✌🏼

#I’m absolutely destroyed #jealous of everyone who watched that match in a reasonable time zone #also melbournians and other southerners in daylight savings time I salute you 🫡#anyone who went to work today deserves a medal #australian open #andy murray

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accordionlover · 1 year

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when i become prime minister i am going to make french earl grey tea as ubiquitous as coffee. and also i will never have to pay four dollars and fucking fifty cents for a cup of tea ever again.

#as a melbourne dweller... this is very ubiquitous #hey actually why do melbournians think they INVENTED coffee. like girl. everyone be guzzling thaf.#i have paid six dollars for a pot of tea before. this is my greatest shame.

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nothingelsematterswrites · 2 years

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character development

me, writing small pieces and learning the ‘voices’ of some of the new drivers: so, Oscar is from Melbourne, and Logan is from the US, and they were both at Prema for a while together

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me: there was absolutely an argument over Starbucks.

#ficspiration #writing characters #there's no way oscar isn't a total coffee snob like most melbournians #especially if logan tried to feed him EFFING STARBUCKS #f1blr #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #f1 fanfiction

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artemisbarnowl · 1 month

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WHO was going to tell me there's a Torres Strait bar and restaurant in fed square with a BANGING menu???

#tomorrow i will make serious plans to consult the calendar and visit melb i gotta see my mama and eat yummy food by the sea or i will perish #its called mabu mabu for all those melbournians who might want to check it out

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skanktank · 2 months

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*shaking the bars violently" the sun's out I have to go and be slutty in it please please please please please please

#vitamin D deficient Melbournians rise up #pup at work

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mynamesdrstuff · 2 years

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#melbournians are the socals of australia 😭 hate that im like this

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mortalfollies · 2 years

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every time i shop at dangerfield and mum tags along i have to resist the urge to be like “you know this is the fag shop right? i’m shopping here because i’m bisexual.”

#she’s very accepting of me being bi but it’s still like. she doesn’t clock anything that’s isn’t very flamboyantly gay or obvs butch asgay #which is just. endlessly funny to me. do you see the chick at the counter with nose piercings? she’s queer #or WORSE. actually bc heterosexual steampunk and/or rockabilly enthusiasts also shop there #am i making sense? anyway melbournians know what i’m talking about #so hard being a rural bitch making my dangerfield orders every 6 months…i wanna look hot. an no one around here appreciates it!!!

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