#member1

[blue-9ust]

velcinta

vel: are you awake? cinta: What time is it? vel: well..

cinta: ‘can I be this happy?’ ‘I feel like something is missing...’

cinta: shit! ?!

(At that time, the team members)

member1: hmm..

member1: why so late- vel&cinta: 

member1: That's it...don't tell me

[ithisatanytime]

(member1)

[news4me]

Two Former Twitter Employees Charged With Spying on Users for Saudi Arabia's 'Royal Family Member-1'

Two Former Twitter Employees Charged With Spying on Users for Saudi Arabia’s ‘Royal Family Member-1’

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The two Saudi citizens and one US citizen allegedly worked together to unmask the ownership details behind dissident Twitter accounts on behalf of the government in Riyadh and the royal family. AFP

Updated:November 7, 2019, 8:35 AM IST

Image for representation. (Photo: Reuters) San Francisco:Two former Twitter employees and a third man were charged in San Francisco…

[luvbrie]

noise complaint

pairing: doyoung x reader / idol!doyoung x idol!reader ; soulmate au

warnings: 2nd person, lowercase & informal language, reader is in a kpop group, this is based off of ep 25 of treasure map

wordcount: 1.5k words / bulletpoint scenario

doyoung couldn’t help but feel the slightest bit disappointed when he saw the words imprinted on his wrist.

although it made for a great laugh, it wasn’t very romantic at all, and we all know the hopeless romantic doyoung is…

‘could you keep it down please?’

was his soulmate really going to say that when they first meet?

he didn’t let it get to him, though

after all, haruto’s was ‘that would be $20.33 with tax’ and that was far worse than a noise complaint in his eyes

even so, doyoung wasn’t ever that noisy, was he?

well, there wasn’t much to do about it though.

he makes the most of it

everytime he gets a little too rowdy in public, he always gets the tiniest hope that maybe his soulmate was right around the corner

he might be a little strange for thinking that way, but he’s always been an odd one, hasn’t he?

it soon became a running joke; anytime doyoung was getting a little out of hand, one of the treasure members would say something along the lines of ‘shut up doyoung, or else your soulmate will get mad’

HE GETS EMBARRASSED BECAUSE THERE’S NO DENYING IT

still, he’s super excited to meet you

he constantly tells teumes about how he can’t wait to meet you

it seems every time he makes a t-log, he somehow manages to mention how he hopes he’ll meet you while going out or something like that :,))

on your end, you had an impressive ‘oh.. my god, it’s you’ written on your wrist

you thought it could be kinda cute,

as much as you liked to imagine the cute scenarios that could come with the short sentence on you, you just didn’t think about it that much

you did have other matters on your hands, and in your opinion, they were much more important

even if you weren’t constantly searching for your soulmate, fate would bring them to you, right? that’s what it’s supposed to do anyway..

it was just any other day and you were off on a trip to a nice retreat with your group members

you were giving a tour of the house with one of your older members, (Group Member1), when in the distance, there was some very loud shouting

it startled (GM1) so bad they almost screamed lol

you both went to check it out and it seemed there was a large group of boys swimming and playing on their trampoline next door

you commented on how there was a camera crew there as well and joked how it could be another kpop group

you didn’t really say much else, and you resumed with the tour

once everyone settled down, your group was supposed to be having their own free time

you were just trying to nap

when you heard the LOUDEST SHRIEK OF ALL TIME

DUDE !!!

you rubbed your eyes and just stared at the camera, blinking as the horrendous yells and the most ear-breaking laughter you’ve heard in your life played in the background

you looked for the staff, and literally begged them to go tell them to shut UP

they said they’d let you go pay a visit if it doesn’t stop in the next hour

you didn’t even try to go back to sleep and started bothering all your groupmates

it came to a point where your group mates were asking the staff to go next door and tell them to be quiet just so you could go to sleep and stop talking

a little ironic…

two hours passed and it seemed like the noise had died down

unfortunately for you, you never got to take your nap

because the noise had come back right after you commented on it in the form of EAR-SPLITTING KARAOKE

you didn’t even ask the staff this time, you just slipped on your shoes and went out

they didn’t stop you anyway

two of the staff did go with you though, because safety [be careful out there guys]

you knocked on the door

it took a while for them to answer so you joked with the cameramen a bit

“how should i make them pity me? i have to look as tired as possible. i should bust out my acting skills.”

doyoung seemed to be the only one that heard the knock on the door

everyone was far too occupied in the karaoke to notice

the staff was going to go get it, but he volunteered to go

he didn’t really like the song they were singing anyway LOL

as he exited the karaoke room, it was only then did he realize… it was loud

like LOUD.

he could hear everything, even from the entrance

you could assume where his mind was going, but after years of hoping, he wouldn’t be disappointed if it wasn’t them

the staff opened the door before doyoung could, and they greeted the people on the other side

you apologized to them for bothering them so randomly

doyoung was kind of spacing out, but not enough to miss that you were really cute

your eyes wandered to the boy standing next to the person who greeted you, and his cheeks burned red as he realized you were looking at him. crap, you caught him staring.

you only smiled, “could you keep it down please?”

doyoung was STUNNED. the staff seemed to be as well.

REALLY?? NOW???

“oh. my god. it’s YOU”

it was silent for a couple moments

it was just complete, shocked silence

doyoung was quick to break the tension

“well, i didn’t really think i would meet you like this, but i’m glad i met you now!”

YOU KIND OF FREAKED OUT BECAUSE ‘why is he SO CUTE????’

“ahh, you’re right, i wasn’t really expecting it either. um, ah, if you don’t mind, could i have your socials? or at least your name? i would love to stick around but i’m on a bit of a schedule here, haha.”

“oh no don’t worry! i get it. my name is kim doyoung, here i can give my number, if you have your phone…?”

“i… do not…”

as soon as the words came out of your mouth, doyoung clumsily rushed back into the house, searching for a pen and paper

you could heard crashing and things being thrown about coming from inside and you did your best to hold back a laugh,,

doyoung soon came out with a stupidly cute smile (and some very crumbled paper) and you swore you would’ve cried if he KEPT SMILING AT YOU LIKE THAT ..

in a haste, doyoung rather ungracefully pinned the paper to the wall and wrote his number

your eyes lit up upon receiving the paper (doyoung noticed and he couldn’t help but admire just how beautiful you were)

then he Also noticed how… you handed the paper back to him…?

“uh.. i can’t… read it.”

oh.

doyoung apologizes frantically, flusteredness taking over his reasoning

he was so excited that he wrote too fast resulting in, well, illegible handwriting

despite his mortification, he didn’t fail to notice how you smiled fondly at his state

he felt himself getting nervous under your soft gaze, simply because you were just so pretty.

honestly would’ve exploded. lucky for him, you spoke up, “here, i’ll just give you my number. text me your name so i know it’s you.”

as you reached out for the pen and paper, he felt his heart skip a beat when your fingers brushed together

doyoung stood like a child waiting to ask his mom for a kinder surprise egg.

the few seconds of silence was broken by the rustling of paper being handed back to the anticipating boy.

“here, it’s been really nice talking to you :)”

doyoung died for the third time, within 15 minutes. he gives a bright, boyish smile, “yes! i can’t wait to talk to you more!”

you both bid your farewells and when the door shut, doyoung felt his cheeks glowing red.

he had to take a minute before he walked back into the karaoke room

the boys immediately latched onto doyoung, “why’d you leave?” “we played your favorite song!” “TRAITOR, YOU SAID YOU WOULD SING OLD TOWN ROAD WITH ME”

“the neighbors told us to be quiet…”

some members started laughing, others know immediately. COUGH YEDAM AND MASHIHO COUGH COUGH

pls when the camera are off… save dobby he won’t live from the embarrassment of treasure SOBBING

oh you bet he’s texting you , double texting you, TRIPLE TEXTING YOU when you don’t respond in an instant.

he’s pretty much on his phone 24/7 now

he swears every time you send a heart he just gets sent to the moon he’s so WHIPPED

pulls the cheesiest pickup lines he knows for u. only for u bae mwah

whenever you start teasing him a little too much, he’ll pull the “your first words to me were ‘could you keep it down’.”

but we all know

yeah, sure it’s quite the funny situation

but doyoung wouldn’t trade it for the world.

[chimchiri]

Ex-fucking-cuse me?? You're telling me my fave of the bunch doesn't even have a fucking NAME??? Could you not at least.... call him 'Hellfire Club Member1' instead of Freak???

Is there at least a fandom name???

[seakomm]

I can't stop thinking why CAPCOM doesn't make Chris and Ethan cooperate with each other.

Ethan: Let go of me, Chris!

Chris(over-protective one): NO, Ethan! It's too dangerous.

Ethan: I'm not a child, I know what to do!

Chris: OH? Are you sure? Who's the crying naughty boy when we are having sex?

Other team member1: I gonna make myself deep into fighting with bio-weapons very very hard so that I wouldn't remember what they just said.

team member2: For now I not going to do that, but after we are all safe, I would definitely smash my headset and throw it far away.

PS: I came up with this idea first but I can't handle the character well. Thank my friend very much for helping me correct the OOC.

[fyprismatic]

First member reveal - (leader) Lulu ‘Jelly ‘ Teasers 1 & 2

[authorsnrz-blog]

The Accident: EP4~ The Judge

???: Oi.

Me: What the-

I twist around, virtually snapping my neck in the process. I wheeze in pain.

???: Over here.

I turn to the other side and see him. The member from the concert. No. The murderer.

What the heck is he doing here? That useless security guard was useless but not that useless to forget to lock the cell door of a prisoner. I mean... I did try to get out with the classic hair pin and lock trick... It didn't work though😩

Hold on. I'm getting distracted here.😑

How did he get in here?

I'm scared.

I don't remember feeling this scared since a long time ago...

Me: H-How did you get in here?

Member1: Wrong. The question is, how did you get in here?

Wait. Does he know something? If so, he needs to spill.

My eyes flare up as my turbulent state of mind remembers. What he did. To those innocent people. He's a monster. A real monster. Vomit trickles into my mouth as my body starts to shake with disobedience. I can't stop. It just won't stop. The sickness hurts. Everything hurts. Please. I can't be like this here. Why do I have to appear so weak??

You are weak.

That deep and breathy voice once again. I know I've had premonitions before. All coming from this hushed whisper. But it's strange. Almost as though something is speaking to me because... I know it can't be me. This voice isn't me... It's like someone gives me the premonitions.

You are weak.

No I'm not. I'm not weak. I can't be weak. I'll hide it; pretend this helpless, pitiful feeling isn't there. Wait.

This is the first criticism I've gotten from this voice.

The same voice that knew those thousands of people would die.

Knew... That thousands of people would die.

My face screws up into a knot as I suffocate the weakness in me. How dare this voice criticize me. How dare it say I'm weak. My face reddens again as I grit the sick feeling between my teeth.

I will be strong.

I will avenge those people.

And nothing will get in my way.

I look to the monster.

Me: ...What do you know?

Member1: That you were very, very naughty last night.

Me: Don't screw with me.

Member1: Well I wouldn't need to. Until you screw the nail on the head.

Me:... Stop joking around. What did I do? Tell me.

Member1: Heh. Well, you broke into the police station. That is, after banging your head like a crazy bi*ch on the door. Then you trashes the whole station, punching as well as pissing off god-knows how many guards in the process. After all that, you ended up in this cell.

No way. Oh shit. I really did have screw loose.

Member1: Shall I let you into a really funny secret?

Me: Funny you say. What?

Member1: You're gonna be chucked in with the other screw-loosed people.

Me: Wait, what?

Member1: Oh looks like you don't know. You're next stop tomorrow is the cray-cray hospital.

Me: I saw you kill those people. I'm not sick. I was out of my mind because of you.

Member1: Well the guard don't seem to think so. They think you're so crazy that it's unsafe for you to remain with your people.

Me: My people? What do you mean?

Member1: Haven't you guessed already? I ain't human like you.

So... It's true? I didn't imagine any of it? He really did turn those people into ash??

Me: What are you??!

Member1: Ssshh.

He puts his hand over my mouth tightly as I squirm underneath his grip. I can't breathe. Suddenly I hear footsteps from outside the cell.

Member1: Now now, Mei. We wouldn't want to give those guards another reason to out you in the hospital for longer would we?

I clench his hand and squeeze it until it becomes purple. He releases me and gets up from the floor.

Me: Your hand. It's like a human's hand.

Member1: Yeah. Like a human's. Remember that.

Me: Yes. Like a human's. You're a monster in flesh and blood.

Member1: How sweet.

Me: Why you-

Member1: See you tomorrow, Mei. I have to get something from here so I'll pop down again.

That's right. I need him to come back. He's the only way I'll be able to avenge my people, as he so happens to put it. I can't lose him. Until he's dead. I can't.

I look up again. And there the room was black and bleak. Like it was when I first arrived. The monster had vanished.

Until tomorrow, monster.

-Admin N

This is an ongoing story.

Will be posting every Saturday and Wednesday.

🤝🤝 ☺️😜

[thekidultlife]

Oppa-ya | Jihoon Idol!AU

Genre: Fluff??? Angst?? (There might be smut on later chapters)

(A/N: Ok. Since I don’t have enough time to write a full-fledged 20k word fic, I decided to start a series. As you will read later on, you might see that the members of Y/N’s girl group are provided by me bc it would be weird to write (girl group member1/name), (girl group member2/name) and so on. Anyway, this is chapter 1, please enjoy ahaha)

Chapters: Part 1  - Part 2 - Part 3

“Hey, Woozi. You busy?”

The owner of the name averted his gaze from the piano where he was doing samplings for a later song to the other man who just entered the room. The tone of the man’s voice piqued Woozi’s interest and despite how he was planning to finish a song before the day clocks midnight, he just had to lie for the sake of his curiosity. I can finish two tomorrow.

“Oh, Bumzu-hyung. I’m not that busy, why?” Woozi replied as he turned his swivel chair while Bumzu was fishing something from his pocket, earning an arched brow from the younger.

“I want you to listen to this, but don’t tell anyone I did, ok?” Bumzu answered with a playful smile and a twinkle in his eyes as he placed on Woozi’s hands an orange flash drive.

“What’s this, hyung? Your new track?” Woozi asked again as he slid the flash drive into the correct port which opened a window on his computer screen while Bumzu fetched a stool somewhere inside the studio.

“No, no. It’s not mine,” the older man denied and Woozi had to knit his brows together in confusion. “Just listen to it and tell me what you think.”

Woozi simply shrugged at the mysterious act Bumzu was playing and instead wore his headphones on and clicked the first sound file that was in the flash drive, unknowing of what to expect.

2 years later

It was already a year since your girl group had debuted under Pledis Entertainment and you were at the end of your first world tour—returning to Seoul after a successful concert and fanmeet in Sydney.

Your group focused on incredibly versatile vocals as you were all proficient long before you became trainees. That’s why, looking back, your group immediately became trend idols as your debut song was a hit and sometimes, you couldn’t even believe that you were among the ranks of Twice and Red Velvet or even Girls Generation.

However, since the world tour was ending, you had to prepare for a comeback and it was your job to ensure that your group will continue with even better songs as the music producer. Of course you had been compared to Seventeen’s Woozi during that one episode of Weekly Idol but you professionally dodged the question, saying that he was your mentor and you were still learning. Well, the reality isn’t any different, he was indeed teaching you how to utilize the right tools for a good song; though while you were thinking about this, you were brought back to the memory of how you two first met.

1 year ago

“Don’t feel nervous, Y/N! He won’t bite,” Bumzu assured you with a chuckle as you followed him to the studio where Woozi was but you just couldn’t help but anticipate for the worst.

The plan was have Woozi teach you more about composing songs as Bumzu supervised the two of you. But you knew how awkward Woozi is with girls and you weren’t the best in socializing either. Plus, you didn’t want him to think that the songs you make are lame—but well, they are lame compared to the songs he composes.

Your thoughts were interrupted when Bumzu stopped in front of a door and pushed it open. As the two of you entered the room, you were greeted by Woozi in his usual snapback, t-shirt and sweatpants combination. He was standing by his work station with a neutral expression as you moved into the room and greeted him as well.

“Woozi, I would like you to meet Y/N. You’ll be helping her out from now on,” Bumzu introduced you as you gave a small polite smile and bowed.

“Hi, I’m Y/N. Let’s work hard together,” you added, keeping it as business-like as possible while Woozi nodded at you awkwardly; rubbing his sweaty palms together.

“I know you know him, Y/N but this is Lee Jihoon or Woozi, if you will,” Bumzu ushered Woozi to come closer so that he can shake hands with you.

“So um, yeah. Just call me Woozi or something and um, let’s do work hard,” he told you as you nodded and releasing his hand hesitantly.

There was a complete silence after as the two of you simply stared at each other, silently praying to the higher beings to stop this awkward situation. Suddenly though, you two jolted in surprise as Bumzu laughed loudly at the two of you.

“Alright. I’ll be leaving the two of you here so you can get to know each other,” he said as you widened your eyes while Woozi almost groaned in protest but wanted to be polite and all.

So when Bumzu left the studio, Woozi offered you a seat on the nearby couch where he also sat; albeit a little further away. Another round of silence enveloped the two of you but this time, Woozi sighed as you regarded him curiously.

“I’m sorry…I’m usually a good talker but, yeah…um, sorry,” he apologized to you while scratching the back of his neck; giving you a shy glance.

“I’m kind of sorry as well…I wish I could make this situation a lot better,” you replied as you gave a little pout.

“So um…Y/N, right?” he asked and you nodded. “Um, tell me how you usually compose a song.”

“Ah, well…”

It was an awkward first meeting yet your relationship gradually turned for the better as the two of you spent a lot of time together holed up in the studio. You slowly opened up to him; showing your hidden playful side and often forgetting how he was supposed to be teaching you. Meanwhile, Woozi was also beginning to warm up and would often regard you as one of his few female friends who he allowed to call him by his real name.

Yet as days and months passed by, the amazement you felt as he worked on his songs turned into admiration and the cuteness you always thought he had suddenly transformed into handsomeness and his presence you sometimes ignored became something you always searched for. Yeah, you knew. You had a crush on him.

As you wrapped up your group’s first world tour, you found yourself inside the recording room and working on some songs for your comeback and first full album. Woozi was also there; not really doing anything, but might be thinking of some tunes for future songs.

“Jihoon-oppa.”

You called out to him as you continued moving sound files in the correct order on the computer screen. He was behind you, sitting on the couch of the recording room as he fiddled with his phone—looking up as he had heard you.

“Can I ask you for some advice?” you began as your lips moved to a little smirk.

“Are you having trouble with a track?” he asked you as he sat straight, locking his phone and placing it in his pocket. Yet you shook your head.

“No, no. It’s about something else. It’s about a guy I like.”

Jihoon frowned and slumped back on the couch, totally uncomfortable as you simply laughed at his reaction.

“You know I’m not good at that stuff,” he grumbled.

“C’mon! I need some input from a guy.”

“Can’t you just ask Seungkwan or something? You’re close right?”

“I can’t. He’s like the anti-thesis of my crush. That’s why. I’m asking you, Jihoon-oppa because you have…um similar personalities…”

Jihoon groaned at you but humored you anyway. “Fine. So, what is it?”

You grinned at the computer screen and mused happily, still doing your job.

“Ah, you see oppa…this guy I like, even if I do confess to him, I don’t think it’ll turn out well between us.”

“What do you mean? Are you afraid of being rejected?” he raised a brow at you. “Who wouldn’t want to date an idol?”

“No, that’s not it. Even if we start dating, I don’t think the two of us will be happy with each other.”

“Why not? You still haven’t tried anything yet.”

You sighed, your smile faltering to a neutral expression.

“Well, judging from how busy we both are, I don’t think it’ll work out. It’s sad really, we haven’t even started but it’s bound to crash and burn. So, what do you think, oppa? Should I just hide this and spare the two of us the pain?”

“I don’t really know…”

“My thoughts exactly,” you laughed as it mixed with the furious clicking of the mouse and keyboard.

He pressed his lips together as he thought of an answer yet he came up with none and simply continued watching you finish a song.

There was an endorsement shoot for your group later that day and as you guys were finally done, you and your other members immediately went back to the van and waited for your managers. As a way to keep yourself busy, you were secretly lurking in social media sites to see what your fans were doing. Except, you were not exactly doing that.

“Oh c’mon! Am I really that compatible with Joshua-oppa?” you asked in exasperation as you locked your phone and tossed it on your lap; sighing in the process.

Leigh, who was another member of your group looked at you from the brightly lit screen of her tablet with a sympathetic gaze.

“Aww. It’s okay!” Leigh gave you a small smile. “At least we all know that the one you like is Woozi-oppa.”

You gave your fellow member a jaded look before replying. “Yeah thank you for cornering me the other day and forcing me to tell you guys who I liked.”

“But Hanna and I couldn’t resist asking you!” Leigh was laughing now as your frown deepened. “We were sure that you had a crush on him—”

“Then why do you have to ask me?!”

“We had to confirm it! We made a bet with Hazel that you had a crush on Woozi-oppa!”

You narrowed your eyes at her but since you spent years together, Leigh was not at least intimidated.

“You two still owe me two orders of milk tea.”

“I know, I know.”

You sighed though, looking at the ceiling of the van. “But that still doesn’t change the fact that we aren’t compatible with each other.”

“You still don’t know that,” Hanna piped in as she entered the car with a steaming cup of espresso.

“Are you still collecting for that Starbucks planner?” you asked, deliberately trying to escape a hot seat situation.

“Yes, so Y/N, tell me if you’re buying a latte later.”

“I don’t really drink coffee—”

“Anyway, you still don’t know if you’re compatible with Woozi-oppa or not,” Hanna interrupted you as she seated next to Leigh, earning a pout from you who almost successfully changed the topic.

“Do you know how many shipping requests I asked in Tumblr? I was shipped with Wonwoo-oppa four times, Joshua-oppa three times and even Seungkwan. Out of all thirteen boys!” You almost shouted in annoyance. “I mean yeah, it’s not their fault if they shipped me with someone else but that shows that I’m not compatible with him.”

“I guess what they say is true. If you’re a genius up here,” Hanna started as she pointed her head, then continued, placing a hand on her chest, “you’re stupid right here.”

“Hey. I’m not stupid,” you protested but Leigh interrupted you.

“Who bases her love life on Tumblr anyway?”

You looked at her with a glare. “’Hello, Seungcheol-oppa? Leigh likes you—'”

“DON’T. TELL. HIM!” Leigh was already holding you in an arm lock as you laughed at her reaction.

“I might if you don’t stop,” you threatened and Leigh immediately released you.

“Ah these two. Anyway, don’t talk as if it’s the end. Who knows he might actually like you,” Hanna added as the two of you finally settled back on your seats.

“Yeah, in my dreams,” you said sarcastically but sighing in the end.

In another part of Seoul, your problem seemed to have locked its place inside Jihoon’s mind that he continued to think about it until later that night as he and his members were eating ramyeon in a restaurant.

“Seungkwan-ah, do you know who Y/N likes?” he suddenly asked as the guy in front of him choked on his noodles.

“No, I don’t. Honestly, that girl wouldn’t tell me anything,” Seungkwan replied with little pout as he reiterated his annoyance with his chopsticks, moving it to and fro.

“Maybe her members will know? Why don’t you ask?” Seungcheol suggested but Jihoon only sighed, shaking his head in dismissal.

“I can’t even befriend a girl, how am I supposed to ask them?” he replied.

“But why do you want to know anyway?” Wonwoo piped in as he chewed a piece of meat, earning a few concessional whispers from the other guys.

“Well she just asked me for some advice earlier and I actually don’t know what to say,” Jihoon honestly answered as he took a sip from his cola, watching the ice swim around his drink.

“Why would Y/N want advice from you, hyung? You’re clueless in love,” Seungkwan remarked as the older guy glared at him.

“That’s what I told her but she asked anyway and it’s not leaving my mind,” Jihoon muttered as he gave a careless shrug.

“Alright, hyung. Let’s make a deal. I’ll have her spit it out in exchange for some chicken,” Seungkwan grinned as his hyung smiled mischievously.

“Which one do you want? The one in front of Pledis or the one across the street?” Jihoon asked, his smirk ever growing.

“Your call.”

“Hey! Let me in too!” Soonyoung, at the end of the table interrupted and Jihoon had to sigh.

“Alright fine. As long as you don’t mess it up,” Jihoon exasperatedly replied as he looked at his glass of cola, still believing that Soonyoung would mess it up.

-Admin Hyeri

[angrydocs]

YAML Cheat Shit

YAML was first named "Yet Another Markup Language" and later "YAML Ain't Markup Language", because even the inventors didn't know what fuck it was. For monkeys like us, it's just the other language you need to learn to pay the bills of your wife's boyfriend.

Whitespaces

As any wrong language, it requires whitespaces for indentation, so that if you miss a space you can receive a random-generated error.

If you track the YAML errors inside your companies, you can build a cryptographically secure pseudorandom generator.

Comments

Comments begin with #

Lists

You can write lists in two ways:

- member1 - member2 - member3

or

[member1, member2, member3]

Maps / dictionaries

You can write maps in two ways, one is:

key1: value1 key2: value2

and remember to add the fucking space after ":".

Another way is using

{key1:value1, key2:value2}

and in this way, you do not need the fucking space.

Strings

The fuck you want, ' or " and you can escape the double quotes with \ .

Multiline

No human knows how to write multiline, so there is a website for generating multiline snippet shits for monkeys like us: yaml-multiline.info .

WTF is ---

If you need to cat your documents, or if you need to use directives, each document must begin with ---, plus you can optionally end them with ... .

It's not mandatory if you don't need directives or concatenate YAML documents, but you will find --- everywhere because your IT is full of overpaid monkeys like us.

Directives (%)

% at the beginning is a directive, so usually useless for the monkeys.

Referencing nodes multiple times

You can refer to a YAML node denoting it with & and referencing it with *

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More useful shit

Linter

sudo apt install yamllint

Show it in another wrong language like JSON

Python:

python3 import yaml f = open('sheet.yaml','r') yaml.safe_load(f)

[ithisatanytime]

(member1)

[egg-sunyoulk]

Boys24 are over before they even had a chance to start, all thanks to Hwayoung. If he said those things it was because he was given the opportunity to talk about it, how do you know they were not talking about that as a group but they just recorded him?

WHAT OUR DEAR ANON THINKS REALLY HAPPENED

*official meeting of all 28 members of boys24*

*all of the members sit around a campfire, their linked arms forming a beautiful 28-sided polygon. the fire casts an eerie glow on their faces*

member1: “we have gathered here today for our weekly meeting.”

member2: “yes. let us start.”

member3: “what is our subject today?”

member4: “......fans......”

member5: “oh my goodness... yes... those creatures...” 

member6: *hisses*

member7: “disgusting...”

hwayoung: *opens mouth*

member8: “o god this is going to be good lemme pull out my phone”

- a script written for our dear anon who thinks that 28 dudes sat down together in a single room and specifically recorded hwayoung just to get a kick out of it

- a script written for our dear anon who thinks that 28 dudes completely despise the people who give them money and fame (hmm... if 100% of boys24 hate their fans... what about other groups? exo? bts? red velvet? gfriend? shinee? oh my god all kpop groups are cancelled what shall we do now)

- a script written for our dear anon who thinks that 27 dudes are to blame for the words of one dude

- a script written by someone who isn’t saying that the rest of boys24 absolutely 100% adores their fans, or that hwayoung wasn’t talking about it with other members, but that it’s not great to dismiss 27 other people and their hard work right off the bat

[shinboardnet]

mv 명령으로 디렉토리 이동시 덮어쓰기(mv directory target not empty)

mv 명령으로 디렉토리 이동시 덮어쓰기(mv directory target not empty)

mv member1/ group/

위 명령 처럼 member1 디렉토리를 group 디렉토리 아래로 이동하려고 할때 group/member1 이란 디렉토리가 이미 존재하면 아래 처럼 Dirctory not empty 라는 에러가 발생하면서 이동을 할 수가 없다.

mv: cannot move `member1/’ to `group/member1′: Directory not empty

-f(–force) 옵션을 줘도 마찬가지이다.

mv 명령으로는 해결 방법을 못 찾았고 아래와 같이 rsync 명령과 rm 명령을 병행해서 써야 한다.

rsync -a member1/ group/

(또는 rsync -a -v member1 group/)

rm -rf member1/

[talkwith13]

If we rp with two members, but the main focus is only on one member, do we put both their names at the beginning of the rp like (member1, member2) or just one name?

You can put something like (Woozi, S. Coups), just put the name of the one who will appear more in the RP, but please let clear for me the two members ^^

[masatotakahashi]

-家かご-

大島交流拠点施設（仮称）デザイン設計競技 出展作品 Oshima Interaction Facility Competition Scheme

date: 2017.04-06 member1: Miwa Sato member2: Tsuyoshi Sato member3: Suguru Saito member4: Takuya Watanabe consultant: AL Architects type: public_space status: competition location: Oshima,Yawatahama,Ehime floor area: 180㎡

大きな空間のようでありながら、分節された空間としても使える、

平均的でありながら多義的な建築を作りたいと考えました。

そこで思いついたのが「虫かご」です。

虫かごの中では、一つの場所を共有しながら、何匹かの昆虫が

自らの空間をそれぞれが見出しているような印象があります。

その昆虫を、空間に置き換えて考えてみると、

かごの中にさらに空間が存在していて、

いくつかの場所を見つけているような建築が思いつきました。

いくつかの空間を、昆虫のように自由なものにしたいと考えた時、

入れ子のような構成は不自由だと感じたので、

かごと、かごの中に住んでいる空間たちを���じ形にして、

その両方で空間の「図と地」が立体的に反転するような

構成にしようと思いました。

{かご}をまとうことで内部空間は、光が溢れる場所と

日陰になる場所が混在する、木陰のような心地よさを獲得します。

同時に、かごの中にいくつかの[家]の形をした空間を並べることで、

家の内側の内部空間と、

その隙間に生まれる「路地」(中間領域)を作ることができます。

ここでは、かごの中に並べられた小さな[家]から漏れ出した動きが

溶け合いながらも、建築の全体性は{かご}に収束する。

そんな「無秩序の中の秩序」のような決まりごとを

作っていけるような気がしています。