#metaaaaa

[banesberry-anomoly]

Falling through reality

Alts under cut

[friendlybatteringram]

(taransusie stuff ahead)

Susie: Okay you guys, this is serious! Taranza is getting depressed about his late queen again, and I really want to cheer him up somehow, but I need ideas!

King Dedede: Get him a bottle of bees.

Susie: No.

Magolor: Tell him that he has a brighter future ahead with you and all of us!

Susie: I tried that. It's just not enough...

King Dedede: Hmmmm. You guys should watch the Bee Movie together.

Susie: Will you cut the bee jokes??

King Dedede: I'd BEE happy to, HONEY.

Kirby: Hababbdeb burbbu!

Susie: That is a rather fascinating dissertation on the psychology of grief, Kirby, but I think I wanna keep things simple. Meta Knight!! What say you?

Meta Knight: I say you should turn him into a robot and make him work for you. That seems to be your forte.

Susie: Come ON Metaaaaa, I thought we were past this!

Meta Knight: You gave me Bluetooth.

Bandana Waddle Dee: I think a lot of this boils down to you, Susie! Think about how Taranza makes YOU feel when you're with him, and maybe translate that to a cheer-up gift somehow?

Susie: Hmm...

---

Taranza: *sitting alone on a hill*

Susie: *casually sits down next to him*

Taranza: Oh...! What is is, Sus?

Susie: *hands him something*

Taranza: ...A hairband?

Susie: My favorite one. Got it from my dad. It always reminded me of a better time...but I don't need that now, since I know I have an even better time than that ahead of me. So I thought maybe you could use it more. Even if you...don't have hair. Heh...

Taranza: ...

Susie: *plops her head on his shoulder*

Taranza: *puts his arm around her*

[natjennie]

on episode 2 of interior chinatown and it is so extremely my shit oh my godddddd I'm obsessed. the lighttinngggg the colorrrrss the focussss the framingngggg the metaaaaa....

[nadabrilhante]

Pessoas não tão importantes viram fantasmas das nossas cabeças.

As teias e tentáculos sugaram nosso sangue e os patrões enriqueceram. Estamos com nojo até de nós mesmos?

(Os patrões ainda estão enriquecendo)

Temos cada dia uma meta diferente de parecer mais com isso ou aquilo e se inserir em algum meio que o algoritmo fez de algum jeito? Algum jeito que sequer nos perguntou qual era o nosso desejo?

Talvez nem nós soubéssemos mas já acostumamos com o ausência da escolha pelo sentimento?

fck metaaaaa

[buterfly-40]

Me pesei hoje e tô chegando na minha metaaaaa

[galactic-ambitions-jester]

[A video is attached]

[Play?]

[Yes]

{The Halberd’s halls can be seen on screen with some snickering heard from behind the camera}

“Where are Magolor and the other three? They left their blog thing to me…” - Meta Knight

“Wah! Sir Meta Knight!” - Sailor Waddle Dee

“Sailor. Where are our guests?” - Meta Knight

“Uh. Um…” - Sailor Waddle Dee

{Magolor can be seen behind Meta, and the camera temporarily shows who was behind it being Dusknoir, Grovyle, Celebi, Kirby, and Bandana Dee are snickering behind the camera and Dedede is the one holding it}

{Soon enough Magolor sneaks up to the knight, shouting}

“BOO! Surprise, you stubborn blueberry!” - Magolor

{Meta recoils from the shock}

“Magolor. At least a warning?” - Meta Knight, looking annoyed

“Oh, I dunno? Maybe?” - Magolor, grinning like a Cheshire Cat

“It’s not that I don’t appreciate the little things you do, but what’s the occasion that you left your blog to me?” - Meta Knight

“SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU STUBBORN KNIGHT!” - Dedede, yelling, as he is clearly the one holding the camera

“Stubborn is an understatement. Regardless, happy birthday, Sir Meta Knight.” - Dusknoir, now in view of the camera

“Hah! Even Dusknoir says that!” - Magolor

“Metaaaaa! You forgot that it’s your birthday today?! Don’t try to deny it! There’s no cake here!” - Kirby, pointing somewhere off screen, possibly to the dining hall

“Other than the one we brought. Good tidings to a happy birthday.” - Grovyle

“Meaning, you forgot.” - Celebi

“As Dialga would say, move on and forget the past! Not relive-“ - Magolor, getting cut off by Kirby

“Let’s party!” - Kirby

“I… thank you. Really.” - Meta Knight, finally speaking up

“Yeah, yeah, sure. Stubborn knight.” - Dedede

“Yep! Happy birthday, Sir Meta!” - Bandee

[Video ends]

[damistrolls]

i guess we'll have to wait and see.

MR. METAAAAA!!!!!

I'm afraid there isn't much I can do, my friend.

[panditaauwu]

Metaaaaas

[sab201030]

METAAAAAAA

WOAAAAAA METAAAAA

[hahahahawk]

Okcupid used to rely a lot more on match questions (and they used to be more interesting)

About a decade ago I met someone on there and we had a 99% percent match. (We dated for about 4 years.)

One question we had incompatible answers on was about sense of humor. It was something like “how do you feel about sarcasm?” With answers including “it’s the best”, something neutral, and “sarcasm is formulaic and dumb [sic]”

I picked “Sarcasm is formulaic and dumb” but used the explanation box to say “METAAAAA”

But of course he thought my chosen answer was unacceptable.

We’re with different partners now.

[fluffmugger]

*bites keyboard*

Some of my friends have watched the series of Foundation. Some have read the books. The only one who has intersected is me, and I NEED SOMEONE WHO'S DONE BOTH DAMMIT I HAVE SO MUCH METAAAAA

(I'm avoiding forums because holy shit the area of book readers is dominated by so much rectocranial inversion it's a non-starter. Why must hard sci fi fans be such neckbearded cocklizards)

[queen-scribbles]

Okay, I’m way past all of this now(seriously, way past), so it’s super late in coming, but I’m having feelings about the disaster mage. So batch one of the dialogues that hit way closer to home with Inquisitor!Jowan than any other character I’ve played.

~Given how early in the game it is, he almost agrees when Alexius calls him a mistake. He shouldn’t be here, he isn’t who they think he is, this was all just an accident of circumstance, and even beyond that, his life prior to becoming “Herald of Andraste” is so riddled with mistakes(doozies, too, that keep hurting the people around him) that part of him does wonder at times if he’s a mistake. In general. As a person. Not big on self-confidence, Levyn.

~Following out from that, he really struggles a lot with everyone looking to him as some sort of savior. Especially because he’s spent the last decade trying to hide and keep as low a profile as possible, being the center of attention practically makes his skin crawl. He doesn’t get it. He’s nothing special. He’s having trouble believing the Maker or Andraste or whoever would choose him. On purpose. And that people would follow him. Willingly. (Of course, they all think he’s a noble from Ostwick, not a maleficar apostate from Ferelden. But that’s a whole ‘nother mess)

~Mother Giselle, man. I really love her as a character, and Levyn more than any of my Quizzies needed to hear a lot of what she has to say. She has a way of seeming to know exactly what he needs to hear(Especially pre-Skyhold), and saying it with grace, even if it’s something that makes him uncomfortable bc of how right she is. Like, that scene leading up to ‘The Dawn Will Come’, he’s seriously toying with coming clean, even if it gets him executed or whatever, just so they can have a leader would actually knows wtf they’re doing. Rather than a screw-up apostate who ruins everything he touches. And then she just.. hits the nail on the head multiple times during that conversation, gives him a lot to think about(part of him even wonders if she knows he’s not actually a Trevelyan, but he’s too scared to bring it up), which he does on the journey to Skyhold...

...where we get the dialogue with Cassandra pointing out that it’s not who he is or where he came from but what he’s done that makes him Corypheus’ rival, makes all these people want to follow him. They’re following out of faith, both in the Maker/Andraste and him. Because he’s earned it. He’s proven he can do this, and they trust him, no matter how out of his depth he may feel. That’s the first moment where he thinks that maybe, just maybe, he can do this. He’s still sweating bullets that the whole ‘Not Levyn Trevelyan’ thing will be found out, but he’s no longer convinced he’s going to screw this up.

~When he does the “undercover” thing with Iron Bull to see what the troops think of him, that kind of blows him away. He’s not used to people(except Trinne, who’s biased) thinking he’s anything more than a failure, or at best mediocre. So the way Mira and Tanner talk about him, he can’t keep his mouth shut, bc wow that’s a lot of pressure and he does not feel like he deserves so much praise. He’s still trying to make up for mistakes from a decade ago and these people are practically putting him on level with Andraste.

~It’s eyeopening, in multiple ways. They think that about him, but couldn’t recognize him standing right in front of them. He’s a symbol to these people, and aside from all the other implications of giving hope and needing to lead and all that, telling the truth now will do so much more harm than good in some circles, and change nothing in others, but the mess it would make isn’t worth stirring, so he just buries his past a little deeper and fully embraces the concept of “Whoever we were before, we are now the Inquisition”. By the mercy of the Maker and the best friend he hasn’t seen in a decade he got a second chance. What better way to use it than saving the world?

Bonus:

*cough*

[qveenpoppy]

i’m still thinking about the stupid reality show angle of this season like if there was anything i did not like about the first episode, that was it

[classycoffeecat]

Brain chose chaos and decided to connect two dots, see below...

DOT 1: Dean spent his childhood on the road, many times by himself, with tv and media as one of the only ways to relate to the world... You can see the effects of this throughout the series, as Dean constantly references and has an extensive knowledge of pop culture.

[Insert Tumblr Post here elaborating]--- can't find it! 😭 But there are many posts out there about this.

DOT 2: Much character analysis is spent on performative masculinity...

CONNECTED: hmm I wonder where he could have learned those performative mannerisms from?!?

You seee... you see where I am going with this?!

A boy who grew up consuming media, learning how to relate to the world thru said media... and [now that I have connected the dots, let me make it a neon sign] what was something that was predominantly left out, censored, or coded in the media of that time???

CONCLUSION: You just took another step deeper into the meta... may jack help us... O.o

[george228732]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! METAAAAA

Happy Belated Birthday to Meta Knight. 🎉

Made some art for the occasion.

[aft0nr0b0ticsllc]

I’d like to humbly request and remind everyone that no one should remove my son Michael’s legs, because he is not me. I know, we look very similar at a glance, but I am entombed in a springlock suit and he is not. That’s a good way to tell the difference.

Please direct all complaints and attempts at dismemberment directly to the source, that I might dismember you first. Thank you for your time.