#mhhhhh i love pain

[actual-changeling]

My own post made me think.

Let's say Aziraphale, the new supreme archangel, returns to earth and his bookshop. With some handwavey plot and explanation, he decides to stay and take it over again, but Muriel is free to stay, and they do.

Crowley has been visiting the bookshop on and off while Aziraphale was gone, and there's no reason to stop now, especially because Aziraphale said he wants to 'talk it out'. He hates that everything inside of him is screaming to be near him again, but he accepts it and does it anyway.

One step into the store, and Crowley flinches back, hard, like he's been burned.

He has been burned, he realises with growing horror, but he tries again with the same result. It feels different once Crowley scrapes together enough brain cells to pay attention to it. It no longer feels the way it did yesterday, familiar and welcoming, but searing hot and blindingly bright, like he will go up in flames if he spends more than a few minutes inside.

Aziraphale, eyes purple, gold on his cheeks, lightning hissing under his skin, stares, confused.

"You can come in, Crowley; I told you I just wanted to-"

"i can't." He grits his teeth and tries again, stumbling back when it stings even worse than before.

Crowley understands it first, eyes squeezed shut behind his shades, hands curling into fists. consecrated ground. and not just any consecrated ground, but the holiest he has ever encountered, including the fucking Vatican itself.

When Aziraphale's brows draw together in confusion, the same gentle wrinkles etched into his skin, he wants nothing more than to reach and smooth them out. Love does not leave easily; a spark of hopeful optimism always remains, no matter how hard he tries to rip it out of his chest.

"Your bookshop," he begins, his voice shaking, and when did that happen? "Your bookshop is consecrated ground your fucking supreme holiness, so no, I cannot 'come in'.

The closest thing he has to his actual heaven is torn away from him once more as he falls further and further from grace.

[rindouheart]

Can I request kaiser and loki (i have a thing for prodigies it seems-) confessing to their crush right after a wisdom teeth removal bc they r all delirious and such?(and maybe if its not too much their crush tells them once they are back at themselves 😫) i love this scenario so much its so romantic and cute audosjddk thank u in advance and have an amazing day!❤️❤️❤️

KAISER and LOKI confessing to their s/o (while laughing) 🌿

content. these two omg + one mention of surgery + just fluff and crack :))

author’s notes. oooh tysm for this request, i absolutely adore it! i wrote a couple of short scenarios + some headcanons, i hope you like it! // i’ll probably have to get a wisdom teeth removed too (how fun).

MICHAEL KAISER

this bitch would be calm as fuck, that anesthesia knocked him off.

you’re actually his best friend, and you had the job of bringing him back home.

he is giggling at every thing you say + he’s petty, like, really petty.

“hop in, come on” you grunt, already tired of your best friend being all weird. michael sits down inside your car and fastens his security belt. then, after checking on him, you go the other way around and sit on the driver’s seat.

“mhhhhh” he murmurs, trying to catch your attention. “what’s the matter? does it hurt?” you ask before starting the car. “yeee~” he cries, leaning towards you “can i have a kiss to soothe the pain???”. you freeze and babble something like “on the lips?”. your friend nods and whines a long “pleaseeeee~”.

you’ve had a crush on kaiser for almost a year, but you never confessed directly to him, because he’s michael kaiser: focused on becoming the best version of himself and probably already surrounded by other people.

michael gets quickly impatient since you’re not doing anything “please y/n, i’m in pain and you’re the only person i allow to see me like this” and damn, your heart melts. “well, let’s do it”, you get as near as possible and kiss him on the lips. actually, you’ve never thought that this could have happened to you. “i love you” he coos, “stop it” you laugh back.

omg his face when you told him what he did 😭 would probably die of embarrassment: how could the great michael kaiser make a fool of himself?

however, some hours later, he would confess seriously since the damage was done earlier

JULIAN LOKI

a laughing mess: the total opposite of his usual calm and collected behaviour.

he called you and asked if you could go to this house, without saying why.

as a good friend you accepted.

“julian? why did you ask me to get here?” you ask, watching him laying on the couch. “i was lonely” he pouts while kicking his feet “i want to go play football”. you pinch the bridge of your nose. you knew he was stubborn, but fuck, he’s just got a surgery and the wound still hasn’t totally stopped bleeding.

“you know you can’t?” at your response, he grunts “when will i play again?”. “usually, wisdom teeth surgeries need about two weeks of care before being fine” you answer and see loki turning gloomy. “don’t give me that look, you know it doesn’t depends on me” you shake your head, making him laugh “can you stay with me for these two weeks?”. “i can come here when I’ve nothing to do” you explain “i still have to go to college and study for my exams”.

“but i love you and spending time with you”. did you hear it correctly or is your mind playing games? “can… can you repeat the last sentence?” you ask, stuttering a bit “i love you and spending time with you?” he repeats, wondering why you asked him to do that. “oh… okay…” you turn away to hide your faint blush.

after he calmed down, you asked him if he really intended what he said before.

and when he nods 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

julian will literally melt if you hug him after that.

@rindouheart ‘s scenarios — 02012023

[nalyra-dreaming]

We always speculate about ep 5 and the murder scene being revisited but are there any other big, or small, moments you think could be revisited? Ep 6 moments like the ‘hatesex’, the rules, and then maybe the whole lestat forcing Claudia home again (personally find interesting the dark theory that Louis secretly asked lestat to go after Claudia cos he was so depressed) and the following shift of the family dynamic in ep7. I’m most curious if they’ll touch early episode stuff like how they chose to adapt the turning of Claudia since that whole scenario was so different form the book with Louis’ role in asking for it to happen and lestat’s resistance. Just what stuff would Louis’ mind want to alter to be more palatable knowing how things end up in Paris. What do you think?

Well, the rules would be really interesting, but I doubt we'll get that.^^

Claudia's (and Louis'!) turning could very well be interesting topics to touch, though I am not sure if they'll want to open that can of worms. Both of these incidents were so different in the book, and I actually thought they improved both a lot - however, it is indisputable that Louis' turning for example does not match the narration in details (already), so there is a high chance it was different. It would indeed be a massive game-changer if Louis bit Claudia in the house... and if Lestat had gone after them and then carried her home. That would be very interesting in regards to the later hate that Claudia feels for Louis (canonically). It's not only that he didn't take her to the hospital then... it'd be him who took her life.

I hadn't considered the theory that Louis asked Lestat to go after Claudia yet and... mhhhhh. I'm not sure that fits for me. I do think Louis loved her enough to let her go, and one of the biggest pains he has is that she did not manage to do so in the end.

And re: Just what stuff would Louis’ mind want to alter to be more palatable knowing how things end up in Paris...

That is one of those things I cannot quite grasp (yet). Not because I cannot think of possible outcomes, or reasons, but because the implementation of PARIS in the show will shift so much, will change so many things. I cannot tell yet^^. Why would Louis change the tale like that?! What is the reason?! I can easily see why he does the interview in the first place, I've said it before, I think he's trying to reconcile Daniel and Armand. But why does he change the tale re Lestat like that. And where does the "Come to me" come from. What happened to Claudia.

What happened to the blame?! This will heavily depend on Paris. All of it depends on Paris, actually. Their problems in season 1 often came back to not-going-to-Europe-slash-Paris, and Lestat's unwillingness to talk about it. :)

Which in turn brings us back to Dubai, and that Marius-painting on the wall... Because that painting signals quite the shift in perception for Louis and Armand.

I think Armand tried to help Louis with what happened, in his own... way.^^ Armand being Armand that had ripple effects of course. I would wish for those ripple effects to be clearly addressed/shown. And I think that in turn then makes some of the changes clear.

[tenkoscumslut]

OK tHis Is wItH OuR vIllAN BabY’s, WOuld tHeY EaT yOu OuT🥴

Shigaraki:

- he does it 1 every 2 maybe 3 days

- like he loves your taste

- but he has video games and the league to take care of

- and when he does, he knows exactly what he’s doing

- he has you shaking and moaning out his name like a broken record while he thrusts his tounge in and out of you

- mans is a simp for ur pussy

AFO

- um no

- don’t take it personally. Like you kinda forget about oral.

- he can literally make his tiny pp into horse cock with a flick of his fingers

- so he has to take care of a man baby and a bunch of Nomus

- so sex isn’t super often

- and when you do fuck, it’s quick.

- overall you’d prefer if he but a bit more effort during sex

Kurogiri

- nah he’d rather resive than give

- so your normally on your knees while he works at the bar

- when you do have sex it’s pationate and not that long

- he has big misty dick that fills you up perfectly

- though sometimes you find his head between your legs

- and tbh he not that good at it

- overall 7/10, loving and great after care with him

Dabi

- he does it way to often

- your cooking dinner? Nope your his dinner

- “ugh someone asked why I take showers, liek I’m a snack, I need to be warmed up🙄💅”

- for some reason that turned him on

- he just growled out while he flicked your clit with his tounge, “your a meal not a snack”

- he overstims you to much. Like your legit sobbing and begging him to stop.

- “oh you want me to stop?”, he asked (you knew the safe word)

- “y-yes”, you would whimper and try to get away from his painful but pleasurable mouth.

- “to bad”, he chuckled and dove back to your heat. He would lick and nip and bite at your thighs

- overall, 10/10. You both enjoy it though you can’t talk from screaming his name.

Twice

- OH FKAHBEVEHEHEHHEHEHR

- mans eats you out for breakfast lunch and dinner.

- you home and he at work?!

- clones eat you out.

- his face is your throne🥵💅

- and he just loves being your throne

- like you just delicious!!!

- amazing at it to

- he has your eyes rolling back, your heat grinding down onto his mouth

- his face is covered in your cum

- lokey amazing at oral

- 100/10, doesn’t overstim much, praisss u, and just loves eating you out, and you love being eaten out👁👄👁

Toga

- mhhhhh no

- she would prob make u eat her out

- like collar and leash

- she holds knifes to your neck

- but she wouldn’t really hurt you. She loves u to much.

- “eat it pet”

- like she just does a 360° in bed.

- she has you on your knees and shoving your face against her pp

- just amazing. Like she taste super good😌

- our bby then returns the favor

- but in a meaner way >:/

- she would tease you for hours.

- amazing but mean

- so 9/10

[dejoovu]

1 of 2 tag🏷

tagged by @heonie-ween thx kimi💖💖

rules: list 10 biases and then answer the following questions

OKAY SO THIS LIST-10-BIAS FUCKS ME UP CAUSE I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I KNOW 10 KPOP GROUPS LMAO but okay this is a random list, not a top 10!!!

1. jooheon - monsta x

2. jiwoo - kard

3. mino - winner

4. seunghoon - winner

5. hani - exid

6. amber - f(x)

7. yugyeom - got7

8. christian yu - dpr

9. hwasa - mamamoo

10. moonbyul - mamamoo

between 1 & 4, who would you rather kiss?

okay i don’t wanna answer this cause i’ll probably regret kissing jooheon lmao

between 2 & 7, who would be your best friend?

ashkhejk jiwoo is such a cutie i’d love to have her as a friend

between 5 & 10, who has the better voice?

lol fuck mhhhhh.. moonbyul make me feel a certain way so

between 1 & 8, who is the funniest?

never saw christian being funny like okay yes but in a hot way, while jooheon is a fucking dumb bitch lmao i love him

between 6 & 9, who would you date?

probably amber

between 9 & 10, who would you do a collab with?

no one cause i’m ugly and awkward as fuck i can’t do talent sorry

between 4 & 8, who is the best dancer?

christian

between 3 & 5, who would you most likely marry?

my heart tells me hani, my pussy tells me mino

between 1 & 7, who would you nurse when they’re sick?

i’m not nursing jooheon holy shit that bitch would be a pain in the ass bye

between 2 & 3, who has the better smile?

mr song minho

between 6 & 8, who would you rather vacation with?

nights in expensive hotels with big ass windows with christian!!!!!

i’ll tag @jooheonbot @kihyunsbabe @wonhoneybun @myleejooheon

[imtheprideofthemarinesmoved]

“Time for the match Ned! You’ve been sleeping well?”, Jimbo gently tickled his boyfriend awake. It was in the evening already, but Ned had needed some hours of sleep.

Ned slightly opened his eyes, smiling weekly. He nodded silently, as he sat up as good as he could. Moving his right leg to the edge of the bed, slowly, then grabbing his left, almost completely numb, leg with his arm, moving it into the same position. He reached his arm and stump out to Jimbo, knowing he needed his husband to get down the staires. They had already ordered a stair lift. In a month he’d been able to move around in the whole house without Jimbo’s help. Another debit, though, that Ned wouldn’t have considered worth it considering the paying the instalments might take longer then.................He frowned exhaustedly.

“Awww come on, buddy, cheer up!”, Jimbo gently rubbed his husband’s back after Ned had wrapped his arm and stump around him. “I know you’ve been /dying/ to see that boxing match!”

Ned nodded, rubbing his nose against Jimbo as he was gently picked up and carried down the stairs.

A minute later the couple cuddled on the sofa, watching the boxing match Ned had been looking forward all day long. Jimbo had wrapped a blanket around them and gently massaged his boyfriend’s shoulders to keep Ned’s freezing at bay. But something was wrong. Ned seemed frustrated.

“.......”

“Hey Ned....”

“.......”

“Neddy?”

“............”

“.....aww man...you’re right the boxing match rather sucks! It’s not balanced enough I’d say. Hell if you ask me I would have matched........”

“Mhhhh that’s not it Jim mhhh”

“Fine, I’ll get us some more beer....”

“Mhhh nope mhhh”

“Ah...sorry I forgot the platinol gives you so much sickness...”

“........mhhh no man mhhhh.....mhhh did mhhh did you sell our bear pelt mhhh?”

“Ah.....”, Jimbo hesitated. It seemed Ned had no memory of the breakdown he had have for months whenever he saw the carpet in the living room. Jimbo was only considering it was the best for the two of them to remove it from Ned’s sight.

“Mhhhhhhh you could have sold everything else to cover the debts mhhhhh why did it have this one mhhhh? Mhhh you forgot how proud I was the day I shot it mhhh?” Ned turned a bit to stare at Jimbo, upset, “Mhhhh you should have asked me man mhhh.”

“Ah yes....sure Ned but uhm....”, how to explain to him?

“.....mhhh how would you feel if I sold your favourite stuff without asking mhhh?”

“Listen Ned,....ah...I...uhm...I didn’t actually sell it to cover the debts....”

“........?!”, Ned stared at Jimbo outraged, “Mhhh you’re trying to tell me you mhhhh used it for betting or what man mhhh?”

“No no no no! I would NEVER do that! Buddy listen I....”

“Mhhhh you dare telling me a lie mhhh?”, the voicebox’s monotonous tone wasn’t reflecting the anger Ned felt for a moment, but Jimbo could quite well hear what intense emotions of disbelieve were going on behind that numb tired face.

“Damnit Ned will you just LISTEN to me?!”, Jimbo raised his hands in a begging gesture. Please Ned, he thought, you know I would never lie to you.....oh well...I have in the past, but you know I wouldn’t do it in /this/ case.

The small man leaned back against Jimbo’s chest and took some deep, slow, breathes from the oxigen tank that was connected to his canula ........despite the pain in his chest the calm slow breathing made him already feel a bit better, put his voicebox away, took off his sunglasses and rubbed his eyes. God...his mind was racing. Jimbo what the hell had you done and why? He was already frustrated of the story that his husband might think up now. It was obvious he had used the cash for something ridiculous...so obvious. This was how far it had come? Jimbo was stealing from him? ......and he had hoped their relationship had deepened after he needed Jimbo’s care more then ever before. It was all his fault....he was such a burden to Jimbo, had been a burden all those years and now, probably, that his dear friend and love couldn’t take him anymore. Right? That must have been it. He couldn’t deny his stress had rubbed off on Jimbo. Look at that poor man, having to care and worry for his wheelchair bound partner day per day...and the damn paralysed leg of him wasn’t the only thing that had given them a new challenge.... But hell....he couldn’t be angry at Jimbo. Let’s just hear what he had to say and....Ned sighed....believe him...trust him...after all he could count on his husband’s love,....right? Exhausted Ned, leaned his head on his arm and nodded at his partner, telling him to go on.

“Ned......do......do you remember what happened.......what happened last year...right before christmas?”

Ned was thinking for a moment. Yes...yes he could....

“Mhhhhhhhh the accident mhhhh....”

“Exactly....exactly.........and....and do you also remember what exactly happened?”

“..............................” Ned shook his head.

Jimbo sighed. There we go again. Gently he took Ned’s hand, rubbing the small slender fingers. Poor Ned...poor little buddy....

“But that doesn’t explain why you gave away my bear carpet, man.”, Ned mouthed voiceless.

“Ned it............it wasn’t an accident. You were..........you were.......”, he couldn’t help to hold back a sob, seeing it all in front of him, this sad painful picture of Ned’s small bloody mauled body being loaded into the ambulance. In the hospital where they faught to keep him alive. The months of recovery................

Ned stared at Jimbo with sad grey eyes. It hurt him so much to see his husband cry. No.....Jimbo wouldn’t cry if he had been lying to him. Whatever he would say he would tell the truth. Whatever reason he sold the bear rug for...it must have been a justified one.

“There was this creature.....a...bear................human...pig...thing...”

Ned’s eyes opened widely. A groaling squeal echoing in his mind. His body froze immediately in shock-induced stiffness, shivering in anxiety. Sharp teeth buring into his body as it ran away with him, dirty fuzzy bear pelt, a human hand grabbing his pullover and dragging him through the woods, claws ripping flesh off his face..........the smell of his disgusting breath as licked off the blood.......

“Ned! Ned it is all good now! It is all good!”, Jimbo cried, shaking his frozen, numb buddy, “You are alive! You survived Ned! You...you made it!” He tightly wrapped his arms around the small man until he felt Ned’s muscles getting softer again.

“...........................I.......made it......”, Ned whispered mutely, the stiffness of his body having turned limp instead. His numb expression changed into a little painful smile, as he squeezed against his husband’s chest, letting the orange shirt soaking up his tears. Hell....if he didn’t have this wonderful man, who knew if he had ever been able to move on with life.

[youbetterwatchout-l]

I'm so attached to this one person and it makes me feel like absolute shit because they're also my friend and want to support them always but I'm carrying this weight everytime they make a minimal interaction with me.

They live in another continent, but I've become so attached I wish I had the money and the guts to meet them. Or atleast tell them all this.

They've been hurt many times, they are not looking for a relationship and I respect that. But everytime I listen to a voice note, everytime they say my name I can't fucking mOVE.

mHhhhH. I act like a huge goof around them and instead of saying something wise and interesting I'm an absolute fuck up and can't see myself in the same room or interacting with them again.

I've never seen their face, and don't really care what they look like. Huge pain in the ass. I want them all the time.

I'm also afraid that they'll love someone else more than they love me. But I'd clearly prefer to see them happy.

It became such an obvious thing that I like them that if they would come to read this post it'd be clear that I'm talking about them.

I want to tell them, and pray for the best, also don't want to ruin our friendship. I think that's how it works for everyone.

They're taking my mind away from everything, and I'm also worried that this is just mere obsession, another reason I should forget this.

There's more, I'm just venting. I've got the whole year to solve this.

[phantombrushy]

@atlastheseus said:

*clutches heart* HRRKK

if you think im going to reblog every single one of these…..you’re absolutely right, good job, 13/10

I sincerely hope I don’t give you a heart attack with these

@guardiansofthefantasy said:

I love this so freaking much it's not normal anymore

Bones in drapery is just... yes. Yes gimme more

And the gold and the whole roman style-ish stuff it's just mhhhhh

Lmfao it was never normal to begin with, but believe what you want XD I also really love Roman/Grecian drapery, it’s just... beautiful.

#like honestly i can't #how am i supposed to survive these masterpieces #you are a blessing #and these model pieces just give me life #I'm so in for them #listen that's what i signed up for #not the suffering and pain i get #(or did i sign up for them too?) #this is just 😍😍😍 #and 👌👌👌 #veeeery fine art #very good stuff here very very good  

You are not supposed to survive. Also, once you follow me, you’ve essentially signed up for everything that I do and that includes the heartbreak

[aah-tea]

[{ Small OW lore question ('cause I might've missed it): If Hanzo cared for his brother, couldn't he have warned him to flee the country and hide from the Yakuza? Maybe it's me not being super affiliated with OW and its world but I don't think Hanzo explored all the available options given to him and instead went for the most reckless one. I don't believe Hanzo is an abuser whatsoever, it's mostly this question that's been going on around my head. Anyhow, hope you're having a good day Fran :) }]

MHHHHH you see, the problem with the Overwatch lore is that -- there is no overwatch lore. I mean, picture the league fandom, everyone arguing for something said or not said according to plan and flooding the boards? Not a thing. Overwatch has -- pieces of lore. Random. Sometimes they’re in the comics or the short movies, sometimes it’s just the short bios of the champions or pieces of tweets and such. There’s not a “worldbuilding” true page, something you can stick to, so everything is literally there and not there. That is, as far as I know, I’m an Overwatch aficionado but I’m still not the biggest expert around.

Yet, given the love I have for Hanzo, I must admit I put some thought into it. You see in what little we have, it is said that Hanzo, after the death of his father, was forced by the elders of the family to kill Genji after his refusal to straighten his ways and help the family. 

So picture this. At actual overwatch time, Hanzo is 38, but the fight must have happened quite some time before present day. Let’s say ten years? Let’s say ten years if not more. Young enough to be still very naïve (in some way), old enough to be tired of Genji’s behaviors, which might or might not have been terrible, yet it is stated Hanzo was trained to be the head of the family. And it’s not just a simple family, the Shimadas were drug and weapons dealers, this means you have to be as smart in economy as strong in fight. You don’t sell stuff randomly and you must know how to threaten who’s around you and keep them in check. I understand this must have been very tiring, mostly because of the Japanese ways. I don’t mean to offend anyone, because we all know how hard working, dedicated and scrupulous the Japanese people are. Yet this aspect can be as positive as negative, putting a lot of pressure sometimes unnecessary on someone. Hanzo has been trained harshly for his role, and seeing his brother being so carefree could have worsened his consideration towards Genji, no matter how much he loved him. Moreso, the death of their father could have been a factor for increasing pressure, leading Hanzo to confusion: sometimes you have to do what is good no matter how wrong it looks. But also, sometimes what is wrong is simply plain wrong. It is said that Hanzo tried to talk Genji into collaborating first, and upon his refusal, the council of the elders forced Hanzo to take action and eliminate the problem. This could have been both a work of coercion - with the council terrorizing Hanzo that Genji’s behaviur could have led the family and their business to an end, causing greater pain to more people it deserved to, destroying what his ancestors had built - or the action of someone so much under pressure, so down to the very limit, that it led to tragedy. That one, single moment of “why do I have to do all of this but you don’t?”. Wrong moment, yet, errare humanum est.

Obviously, after that, Hanzo realized his mistake - it was and still is indeed a mistake, but all ends led to that and the grave situation could have tainted even the purest of judgements - and even nowadays feels sorry for what he did. He’s mister regret and mixed feelings, after all. He’s sometimes mad Genji refused to help, but he’s also mad for making the tragic choice. It is also said that Hanzo seeks death, possibly because of all the guilt that piled up in those years. 

Personally? I will never apologize Hanzo saying he did nothing wrong - he did, it’s inevitable and blatant - I’m only saying he wasn’t at its best, he made a mistake and now he’s trying to live with the ghost of it.

Besides, if Hanzo was an abuser, as bad as the word “abuser” is, I really don’t believe Genji would have forgiven him (which he did). They were loving brothers but they weren’t stupid. I’m sure somehow Genji knew what Hanzo was going through and they failed to meet halfway. And that’s what I like about the Shimada brothers, they’re not cliché lovebirds, they both have good and bad. 

Oh and obviously this is my opinion, as someone who just randomly reads here and there - I may have missed something too, and I don’t know if I explained myself well. Yet I am always very happy to talk about lores and what ifs! ❤

[imtheprideofthemarinesmoved]

An ordinary morning in the Kern-Gerblansky family. There was Ned, standing in front of the ofen, preparing some delicious and nutricious oat pudding and salad based breakfast for himself, both seasoned with a good portion of his beloved garlic oil, for the taste, ,....and beacon and eggs for Jimbo, reading the newspaper and wrinkling his nose. Hell he never understand Ned's taste in flavours. Of course Jimbo couldn't hold back from commenting on Ned's food, as always. "Hell why don't you go /bath/ in that stuff?! You not only smell like a hippy but also like a.........."

That was too early for being called a "Hippie"! Ned grabbed the plate with the bacon and egg, placed it angrily in front of Jimbo's took his electrolarynx and snarled in his monotone voice:

"Mhhhh don't talk to me til you finished the newspaper mhhhh."

Jimbo opened his mouth again, but Ned lowered his sunglasses revealing a deadly stare that quickly silenced whatever Jimbo was about to say.

Some minutes passed with no word filling the room, this and Ned's teeth chewing the garlic oil soaked food. What a refreshing breakfast.......Well until he looked over to Jimbo. Was....was he hiding behind those papers? Usually Jimbo never took that long to read them. He......he was trying to make him feel guilty, right? .......well that would not work on him. Ned had barely slept from pain, so he had all the right to feel a bit grumpy.........right......? ....Or maybe..........Ned felt his heart tighten. Maybe....that was a bit too harsh, after all Jimbo called him hippie all the time. it wasn't that bad of a word....... Slowly he placed the spoon next to his bowl, gulping down the food. .....He stared at the salad for a while, his belly cramping from guilt. Jimbo? Still hidden behind an endless seeming layer of sheets.

"Mhhhhh......."

"...." Jimbo didn't react.

"Mhh....?"

Nope, nothing.

"Mhhh honey listen I didn't mean it mhhh...."

"....."

"mhhh Man mhhh don't do as if you don't hear me mhhhh! mhh..........mhhh I mean darling.....mhhh....mhhh.....?"

"...."

"....?"

"...."

"Mhhhh Seargent Teddy mhhh..........?"

"WHAT?! Don't you see I'm trying to read?!", Jimbo lowered the newspaper.

Ned made big sad kitten eyes. I'm sorry.....

"Awww Ned, don't give me that look.....You know I love my little kitty.....But here listen to this instead! Garrison wants to check social media accounts to find out about disability fakers!"

Ned was about to continue eating. Garrison was about the last person he wanted to hear during breakfast. That guy had fucked up,......he almost felt ashamed that Jimbo had got him to help that freak with his presidental campaign. ......now he remembered why he always tried to stay neutral before moving into his redneck infested town....

"Haha isn't that awesome Ned? With all those fakers being gone there will surely be more for wounded veterans like you!"

Ned's face stayed blank, but out of curiousity he burped: "...How's...he...going...to...decide....?"

"Damnit Ned don't burp at the table! ...Heck that Garrison is a clever guy! He will simply check the social media accounts for happy posts and photos. Holy crow, I couldn't think of anything better! Those people could easily have a good job like you! I mean you work full time as often as you can not like those pussies....!"

Ned spit out his mouthfull of salad. What the?!

"Mhhhh that's insane man mhhhh! Mhhhh that means he's gonna do the same with my account mhhhh!"

"Haha well seems you finally pay for posting all those joint smoking pics and...................ohoh!"

"...." Ned gave Jimbo a tired look then raised an eyebrow. Well look who's a quick thinker,......