#mihoyo i beg u

[ellitx]

Hello ellitx from double ew double ew double ew tumblr dot com I can't shake off the thought that u like Venti from Genshin Impact is that true?

Yes it is true I like venti from jenshin impact

Amongst all the men of Genshin Impact, Venti is the only one who is truly worthy to be bestowed with the title of "husbando material". Despite my abillity to acknowledge the charm that is offered by sugardaddies such as Zhongli and edgelords such as Xiao, none can even dream of reaching the feet of such pefection that Venti can offer as a husbando.

However, unfortunantely, large amounts of the Genshin community, as well as countless other weaboo culture related media communities, have shown to genuinely think with all of their hearts that being a husbando is a matter of being hot, tall, cool looking, deep voiced and somewhat muscular.

Such a mundane oblivion easily barrages these people from acquiring a proper grasp of the glorious husbando potential kindly handed to us by Mihoyo themselves. At this point, said individuals' sanity level is undoubtedly worrisome, as they have seen pronouncing countless blasphemies, such as [TRIGGER WARNING] "I don't really think Venti counts as a husbando. he's just cutesy, not hot".

(i beg you, my dear reader, a thousand forgiveness for having to witness such an undescribably horrid sentence. My sole intention with this was to showcase how one's perception of the meaning of "husbando" can get absurdely twisted.).

However, the inferior minded ones shall not be blamed, as they never chose to carry such lamentable curse. Currently, there are no known methods for a successfull salvation of the souls of our poor fellow human beings from the claws of their own mediocre delusions.

However, if each single individual raised under the world we call ours was given the chance to reach what is currently considered an ascended cultural level, such vast knownleadge would be bound to instantly lower itself to being as ordinary as a 3 star weapon pull, wouldn't it?

[zephyrine-gale]

hi! i took a long break from tumblr and im back and i still love your art sm and the colors aaaa goals! im glad someone else out there has honkai brainrot (affectionate) like i do, mihoyo continues to supply us with the gay people and every time im like look! theyre like me but cooler! god when will they drop apho3 im begging but them dropping oaths in the concert was legendary + hi3 seele and hsr seele my beloved <3 dsjghd anyway i hope youre doing well!

thank you so much!! I hope you're doing well too, im always having honkai brain rot, seele's arc has been so good i love her sm

cant wait for apho3 i need to see my boys again they mean everything to me (and lyle's concept art!!! art book 2 pls deliver... I'll draw u as many lyles as u want mihoyo)

[ethngeo]

The new nahida quest further proved that deshret was op. he's on the same level as morax, there’s no way they’re not related pls. zhongli is the most knowlagable person in teyvat, apep went insane after obtaining deshrets knowlage. both gods of sun, justice, and war. similar vibes, both adored by their ppl, both wanted to create the perfect place for them. Made deals with dragons.  both lost a goddes close to them and many many more similarities like WHY R PPL NOT FREAKING OUT?? MIHOYO I BEG U GIVE ME MORE DESHRET/MORAX LORE

[fatuismooches]

PLS THE HARBINGER GIRLS GOSSIPPING AT THE END AKSJAJAKAAKAJAKAJKSSJ- ur writings.. i just can't get enough of them 😩🛐💞 its too good!! I love a long read like this too, thank u for always making my day better 🛐🙏

I love a crazy doctor that is also really soft with their s/o 😌💞 also, manifesting Dottore to be playable before Sumeru patch ends 🛐🛐 (pls mihoyo/hoyoverse i'm begging 😭)

Speaking of Sumeru, there will be another dessert expansion in 3.4 i believe(?). Just look at the north of Khaj-Nisut Temple. There's a huge spiral of sandstorm there 👁_👁

-🥝

I thought adding them would be cute!! And to imply how Dottore was able to change the weather for you😭 I just love the idea of all the Harbinger girls being close to each other ~

I also love that trope too, it's just *chef kiss* I need him badly, I just don't know how they would finish his story that quickly tho.. I don't want them to mess him up🛐

And yup there's gonna be an expansion! My only thing was that the underground ruins in the desert made my head hurt a bit, they're so big and complicated💀 Without youtube guides I would not have survived... I would be teleporting to do my commissions and it's an underground teleport too lol

[kalpasio]

HIII ITZ ME 🌌ANON,a question-

DO U THINK THERE WILL BE A KALPAS FACE REVEAL IN DA FLAMECHASER ANIME?

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR

HIIIIII!!!!!!!

🌌anon I am taking a deep breath

I don't think they will but I also like so desperately need it I am in tears plEASE give us the Kalpas face reveal mihoyo I am begging you 😭😭😭😭😭

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! I hope you get to do some relaxing and enjoy yourself!!! 🧡

[ollyee]

You know what makes me wonder since I've read Diluc's backstory? His journey across the Teyvat. And to be honest I find it one of the most interesting Genshin stories that could be told.

I really hope MiHoYo would make some kind of webcomic to cover everything that happened then (or just make a character story quest about it, but I feel like a comic gives more freedom in storytelling)

If Diluc has been to ALL nations of Teyvat, he had to be in Inazuma too. How did he got there? Probably had something to do with pirates. Did he go undercover? (I live for pirate Diluc supremacy, istg) Maybe he knows Beidou as well¿ Was he hunted in Inazuma by Sakoku Decree?

And also, I wanna know more about his near death experience!!! (I suppose it was in Snezhnaya)

What did he think then? He was on the verge of death, but SOMEOME came and rescued him (and then let him join his organisation) WHO WAS HE?? (or she) I NEED MORE ANSWERS!!

There's a possibility we'll get to know some of his story while Traveler searches more about Delusions in the future (since Diluc researched them as well), but I don't think we'd get the whooole long story about his travels.

So I beg you MiHoYo, gimme a comic about that. Or at least some kind of in-game journal written by Diluc during his adventures.

[mintjeru]

please come home sir,,,

[71eh]

shes doing her best!

[stupidneko]

Sjdjfisifisigie

[lawao]

i made this for the holidays but i procrastinate a lot so here it is in jan.

[kitrixss]

im just saying that if scaramouche were actually a dragon, i think id be able to die happily

[zhowongli]

mihoyo literally has a 6th sense of who you want and who you don't want

[toraashi]

cyno in the webtoon is just so damn pretty i’m terrified mihoyo’s gonna fuck him up like they did diluc or albedo 😭😭😭

[stcries-a]

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[nosixth]

quick little psa, i plan on tagging everything  relating  to  the  new  CONTENT as genshin spoilers.      ( probably for the next week or two? it depends. ) please be sure to block that if you don’t want to risk seeing anything!

[violaceaes]

what the actual fuck genshin:) I DON'T LIKE CATALYST USERS PLEASEVSTOPKFLDLD