#mike :(

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Offering things to Mike so he'll free him from prison]

Mike: What about those wings of yours? On your back.

Phil: [Leaning into his mic] They don't come off.

Mike: Let me try. I can get them off of you.

Phil: WTF, WTF—

Mike: With my knife. 🔪 [He tosses it on the floor to show Phil]

Phil: WTF— Oh– [Yoinks the knife 🔪] Nice job, nice, huge, good job.

[radzulayxe]

DEVICE_FRIEND

oh you dastardly cat.

[crowleyesce]

autism to autism communication…

[furiouskettle]

shoulder angel and devil except they both tell you to commit crimes

[alasion-art]

🐻

[mikaikaika]

Loving the direction QSMP is going

[cultrise]

LONG SHIFT. mike schmidt

𖦹 SYNOPSIS mike gets needy when he sees you wear his hoodie

𖦹 CONTENTS NSFW, face riding, oral (fem!receiving), mike forgets to breathe lol, a little p in v at the end (only mentioned)

your boyfriend had been waiting to come home all day, unable to stop thinking about how damn attractive you looked that morning while wearing his old hoodie.

his shift felt longer than usual, trying to get it to pass quicker just so he can get home, check on abby and then have his way with you. which is why, as soon as he got home, mike burst through the door as quick as he could.

it didn’t take long for you to find yourself on the bed, thighs hugging his head as you grinded your hips against his face. the moment mike had arrived home he made sure everything in the house was in order (including checking on abby, of course), before shamelessly waking you up and begging you to sit on his face.

“f..fuuckk…. mike–“ your whines get cut off by his own as you grind your clit against his nose. his head is swimming with lust, eyes half-lidded as he focuses all his attention on licking your pussy, hands holding your waist as his dick strains against his boxers.

with all the desperation build up in him, he lifts you up slightly, gasping for air and smacking his damp lips as you smile endearingly at him “forgot to breathe?” and he nods, a sheen of sweat covering his brow.

“look at you… of course i did….” and before you know it he’s back into it again, making you take ahold of his hair, gripping and pulling at his brown curls as he moans into your cunt. at the end of the day, who needs sleep anyway? especially when he has such a beautiful girl over him. especially when she’s his. especially when she’s wearing his clothes.

his chin pushes up, tongue teasing your sensitive clit as he makes out with it, his stubble poking at your pussy lips, making you moan. mike has you cumming soon enough, his hands gripping his your hoodie before you drop to his side, chest heaving and legs shaking.

he rolls over, eyes still filled with lust as he sucks marks into your neck, making you dig your fingers into his hair and caress his scalp again. “please, let me put it in, baby… i’ve been thinking about it all night…” he pleads, voice barely above a whisper. and are you really going to ignore him? when he asks so nicely? of course not.

he’ll have you up most of the night, biting back his own moans as you bury yourself in the pillow and let him fuck you stupid. will most likely regret doing it for so long when he realises he’s only slept for two hours but oh well,,

please wear his hoodies again.

© cultrise | don’t steal, copy or translate my works.

[i-give-u--stuff]

[vilevampirez]

happy mikethelink day !! I drew my design for his cubito

[insanitydog25]

MIKE CREW [new design] ☁️

Best part about The Magnus Archives is that there isn't really a Canon design for the characters! So new design for Mike Crew cause he has been in my mind 24/7 just jumping around like the vastard he is <3

This design is honestly a favorite but I also enjoy his blue scarf design too ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ

[mlchaelwheeler]

mike: doing literally anything in S5

jonathan, behind him, plotting his murder:

[royalarchivist]

Thank you Egg admins!

I wish Richarlyson's admin and all the other QSMP admins well in their future endeavors! Here's my silly little tribute to the Favela Five family, who I absolutely fell in love with thanks to this server. 💕 (Sorry I couldn't fit everyone! OTL)

Richarlyson is the second Egg who's make me bawl my eyes out until I have a headache, but I forgive him. He's given me more than enough laughs over the last few months to make up for it. :')

[alienssstufff]

moar guys and favela 🖐️

q!tubbo unfinished (idk what to do with these)

[smallest-turnip]

the variety of replies to this single message is so perfect. they’re all so bizarre

[arvoze]

my boys....

[phoenix-edits]

My Favourite Scene from The Fall of House of Usher:

This is one of my all-time favourite Mark Hamill performances.

So much subtle weight is conveyed about a whole, mostly untouched, history 'The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket'

I found the scene so emotional, Love You Mike for this one!