#mikefossey

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its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside

‏@mikefossey

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people are all wondering why melania trump hasnt been in the news lately, and i have a theory. its because she never does anything. im also not in the news for similar reasons

— Mike F (@mikefossey) June 3, 2018

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https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/719357418266882050

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Favorite tweets

Pouring a shot of liquor in my belly button and duct taping over it to bring it to a party

— Mike F (@mikefossey) May 30, 2019

via http://twitter.com/mikefossey

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So that's how it's pronounced https://t.co/ip9DfBCDkf

— Mike F (@mikefossey) June 18, 2018

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RT @mikefossey: people are all wondering why melania trump hasnt been in the news lately, and i have a theory. its because she never does anything. im also not in the news for similar reasons

people are all wondering why melania trump hasnt been in the news lately, and i have a theory. its because she never does anything. im also not in the news for similar reasons

— Mike F (@mikefossey) June 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HublotAristotle June 04, 2018 at 08:52PM via IFTTT

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top 5 Jewish metal bands - Sepultorah - Normal Sabbath - Dreidel of Filth - its normal to make this list - I'm not racist

— Mike F (@mikefossey) 12 settembre 2017

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[belleandkurtbastian]

stuart littles mom: i gave birth to a mouse? what are the odds? doctor: you clearly shoved that up there mom: guess i gotta dress it up lol

— Mike F (@mikefossey) November 27, 2016

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