there is literally nothing worse about my job than being alone in a room with a client while they start asking me if they should euthanize their pet. it doesn't happen very often, but when it does I always wish I could just disappear into thin air
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bridge to the turnabout is different from what I remember
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etho does this to scare the shit out of his friends but it backfires on him because all of their first thoughts are to poke him in the face
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”Reprise.”
ch 15 tomorrow, this teaser is super meh but I just wasn’t feeling it today lmfao
The chapter is good tho >:]
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still dying this week so i took the time to make a profile picture for my online accounts. (yes, it's keith again).
this is the base version, i'll most likely add on more tomorrow because it still feels plain. just wanted to share the progress so far.
(btw you should totally check out my tiktok okay bye)
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me days ago: i want to get some marcille/falin figures to match, but theres no falin merch yet :(
me: i'll get the marcille popup parade figure for now, in the hopes that someday they release a falin popup parade figure to match
goodsmile company, making my day and taking my money:
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patroclus in tsoa:
oh... i accidentally killed sarpedon??? i'm not built for violence, really. that's achilles. i guess he's always protecting me... i love him, i can't make myself argue with him— i'm so in love with him i don't know to be angry at him. ever.
patroclus in the iliad:
*invents gamer's rage by killing clysonysmus*
{kill count: so high that homer's just listing names at one point}
*kills sarpedon and then KILLS ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO TAKE HIS BODY* (the dead man's father ended up intervening i believe)
"hey patroclus... you're crying like a girl what's wrong??" "what's wrong? what's wrong??? what's wrong is yOU MOTHERFU—"
*knocks hector's charioteer onto the floor with a stone that fucking kills him* 10/10 my guy that was a perfect dive!! trojans seem awfully good at diving out of their chariots, don't you think??
"on my own? i would have killed TWENTY hectors, and you know that."
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Fuck it. Quick Holly Smith design that I’ll probably never do anything with or expand to a full look but I wanted to doodle her since I could actually visualize a character in my head for once
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