#mimi imfurst was number third in the voting

[rikdrawsthings]

[roeswater]

unfortunately reality television has never been this good since

[cuntylestat]

instead of the mayfair witches they should do untucked for the vampire chronicles

[h3xactinellida]

I 👁️ just don't🙅‍♀️ think 💭 it's appropriate 🔞 to talk 🗣️ about shit 💩 that had nothing ❌ to do with anything✨ that's happened here 👈 Well guess 🤔 what Mimi? We DID ✅. You 🫵, Mimi Imfurst🙋‍♀️, MIMI IMFURST🙋‍♀️ was number #️⃣ third🥉in the voting🗳️? I could NOT🚫 believe it. Out of all 🌏- DO NOT ❌ ATTACK 🗡️MY FANS 🪭, BITCH! The shit 💩 I've seen👀? You 🫵 don't🙅‍♀️have 🫴 that many📂- ᵒᵒᵖ🍹! So out 📤 of FIFTY 5️⃣0️⃣ motherfucking🤰👉👌bitches that have been in 📲 here 👈, how 🤨❓did you 🫵 manage that? Because 💁‍♀️ they need 🙏 someone to go🏃‍♀️home 🏡 first☝️🥇!

[fadeintoyou1993]

no but i just wanna say that i listened to you and now you’ll listen to me for one hot minute. this is my problem with it. act a fool, girl. i’m- act a fool. we… are living in a world where people look at us like we’re freaks AH! i’m acting. why are we sitting here BULLYING each other? i think it’s highly inappropriate. everybody shut up. fucking. shenanigans. i did not sign up for this. well how did you not know what you were signing up for? you already did this girl! WELL COME ON TELETUBBY! TELEPORT US TO MARS! (what the fuck? Is… is this bitch for real?) i did not sign up for something… No. you started this shit… change your costume mimi! change 👏 your 👏 costume 👏 change it around. (i was like, mimi’s gonna turn over a new leaf, and then… guess who came back? The old Mimi...) i just don’t think it’s appropriate to talk about shit that had nothing to do with anything that’s happened here. well guess what Mimi? We DID. you, Mimi Imfurst, MIMI IMFURST was number third in the voting? I could. not. believe it. out of all- do not attack my fans bitch! the shit ive seen? you dont have that many. OOP! so out of FIFTY motherfucking bitches that have been in here how did you manage that? because they need someone to go home first. you wanted crazy? well you got it now!

[powerbottom]

Well, guess what Mimi. We did.

You, Mimi Imfurst. Mimi Imfurst was number third in the voting? I could not believe it.

YOU WANTED CRAZY! WELL YOU GOT IT NOW!!

[dehnali]

“well guess what mimi... WE DID.”

[meekaleeks]

If I wanted to watch rupauls drag race, do you recommend I watch from the very first season or just watch the newest season?

I always recommend people start with 3! And then either press forward or go back to 2 (which is also one of my favs - watch 1 at your own risk but it is full of some great moments - if you can even find it). All stars 1 is a mess but worth it just for “hi Manila! I just saw Manila girl” and then by the time you get to AS2 you’ll appreciate the progression of the show.

[prairiegiiirl]

my psych is leaving at the end of the month so im getting a new one named Mimi and all I can think of is... mimi imfurst mimi imfurst number THIRD in the voting i could NOT believe it

[themightyboosh]

Tagged by: @rchtzr 💜❤️

Nicknames: kate but only the elite are allowed to call me that, munky by my family, menace to society by the rest of the world

Zodiac: gemini ☼, cancer ☽, pisces ↑

Height: in between 5′3″ and 5′4″

Last thing I googled: “goth cowboy boots”

Song stuck in my head: tundra rap from the mighty boosh

Number of followers: however many jesus had

Amount of sleep: 10 hours or 1 hour and only during vampire hours

Lucky number: cat’s passcode

Favorite song: right now it’s lullaby by the cure but all time it’s shimmer by fuel 💖

Favorite instrument: the funky pipes mike oldfield used to create the masterpiece that is tubular bells 

Dream job: running a vampire/witch hybrid coven that fronts as an oddities and curiosities shop

Aesthetic: mall goths, dELiA*s 90s catalogs, abandoned kmarts, old houses decorated with tacky halloween decorations, pink sunsets, ghostly people looking like they just got into a fight, carnival rides lit up at night, skeleton anything, supermarkets the hour before closing, navy/gold sun and moon pattern, anything that looks like it would be in a slasher film

Favorite animal noise: lil kittens lil purring 🥺🥺🥺

Random: well guess what mimi? we did. YOU, mimi imfurst. mimi imfurst, was number third in the voting? i could not BELIEVE it. out of all fifty bitches — [mimi: do not attack my fans, bitch.] of the shit that i’ve seen, you don’t have that many! so out of FIFTY motherfucking bitches that have been here, how did ya manage that?

I’m tagging: @wldstdream, @datingdonovan, @ughkaspbrak, @vamplezzer, & anybody who wants one of the baller chocolate chip cookies i just made, i already ate too many <3

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

mimi imfurst was number third in the voting i could not believe it

[theocseason4]

YOU mimi imfurst was number THIRD in the voting

[guccironpa]

Suzanne Vs Everyone

Inspired by Mimi Imfurst's legendary fight with the rest of the cast of RPDR All Stars

Suzanne: ADADADADA! I listened to you and now you’ll listen to me for one HOT minute. This is my problem with it.

Shen: Act a fool, gurl.

Suzanne: I’m he- (looks up sharply)

Shen: Act a fool.

Suzanne: We… are living in a school where a bear is telling us to kill each other.

William: HUH! HUH! ... I’m acting :)

Suzanne: Why are we sitting here MURDERING each other? I think it’s highly inappropriate.

All: (inaudible arguing)

Marcel: Everybody shut up.

Suzanne: Fucking shenanigans. I did not sign up for this.

Salvatore: Well how did you not know what you were signing up for? You already did this gurl!

William: (makes odd noises) WELL COME ON TELETUBBY! TELEPORT US TO MARS!

Confessional Salvatore: What the fuck? Is… is this bitch for real?

Suzanne: I did not sign up for something… No. (gets up)

Marcel: You started this shit…

William: Change your costume Suzie! (clapping) Change your costume, change it around!

Confessional Marcel: I was like, Suzanne’s gonna turn over a new leaf, and then… guess who came back? The old Suzanne.

Suzanne: I just don’t think it’s appropriate to kill people that had nothing to do with anything that’s happened here.

Jenny: Well guess what Suzanne? We DID. You, Suzanne Bishop, SUZANNE BISHOP was number third in the voting? I could not believe it. Out of all-

Suzanne: DO NOT ATTACK MY FANS, BITCH!

Jenny: The shit I’ve seen? You don’t have that many.

Salvatore: OOP!

Jenny: So out of FOURTY EIGHT motherfucking bitches currently enlisted in this school, how did you manage that?

Dolores: Because they need someone to go home first!

All: (unintelligible uproar)

Suzanne: (leaves)

William: You wanted crazy, well you got it now!

[more4gemini]

top 3 your fave moments from untucked

1. “You Mimi Imfurst, Mimi Imfurst was number third in the voting?”

That whole episode was just reality tv gold all around. Raven was out for blood!

2. “You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not. that. kind. of. girl.” Iconic.

3. All of Laganja’s meltdowns 

“Well did you not or did you not come for me today?”

“Can y’all get my fuckin nail that fell on the floor because I’m such a disaster”

4. (sorry I had to pick this too) Tyra vs. Tati in the wedding episode 

“If I don’t like you then I don’t like you” “Well I don’t like you”

[sharonsgf]

i was tagged by @giovannipalandrani 💞

1. Top 3 RPDR winners?

sharon, alaska + raja

2. A lipsync that you think was called the wrong way?

this is so basic but trixie vs pearl was bullshit and im glad she was avenged

3. Your favorite drag race meme?

well guess what mimi? we did. mimi imfurst MIMI IMFURST came number third in the voting? i could not believe it. out of all fifty bitches (do NOT attack my fans, bitch) of the shit that i’ve seen you don’t have that many, so out of fifty motherfucking bitches how did you manage that?

4. Queen that you think produces the best music?

sharon specifically pg-13

5. Your favorite untucked moment?

either guess what mimi we did or dita von teese getting abandoned in the gold bar while sharon and phi phi are busy arguing

6. A queen you think is underrated in the fandom?

kimora fucking blac is an icon and a legend

7. Your favorite talent show performance from the first challenge in all stars 2 & 3?

alaska on as2 because it was so quintessentialy Her and aja on as3

8. A queen you didnt originally like but have grown to enjoy?

i dont know if i have anyone like that!! maybe roxxxy?

9. Your favorite miss congeniality? 

katyaaaa

10. Your favorite runway look of all time (saving the hardest for last lol)?

sharons rupocalypse now changed drag fashion and art and i could write an essay about it

i will tag @lottielined @pianowired @club-katya @briaquaria @miralain

[emilypemily]

farewell to dan, voted number third in the mimi imfurst lookalike contest