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[marshfeldman31]

All About the Goblins

In the whimsical yet slightly neurotic world that is my Tumblr, I'm embarking on a series most peculiar, one that delves into the lives, loves, and lamentable laundry habits of goblins. Yes, goblins - those misunderstood, often malodorous denizens of places we'd rather not visit after dark (or even in broad daylight, to be perfectly honest).

Each post will be a foray into the goblin psyche, which is as convoluted as a maze designed by a particularly sadistic architect with a penchant for Escher prints and Kafka novels. We'll explore the intricacies of goblin social etiquette, which primarily involves not eating one's dinner guest, and the complexities of their economy, which is largely based on the barter system, shiny objects, and the occasional mildly cursed artifact.

Expect tales of goblin romance, as fraught and passionate as any Shakespearean drama, but with more warts and a significantly higher risk of accidental poisoning. We'll meet goblins who are poets, philosophers (albeit of a rather gloomy disposition), and even a few who fancy themselves as chefs, though their definition of 'haute cuisine' might make the average person opt for a prolonged fast.

So, grab your metaphorical torch and pitchfork (or actual ones, if you're feeling particularly adventurous) and join me on this journey. It promises to be erratic, occasionally eerie, and possibly educational, but I guarantee it will at least be more entertaining than watching paint dry - unless it's goblin paint, which has a tendency to scream as it dries. Stay tuned, dear reader, for our first foray into the world of goblins - creatures who remind us that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and sometimes the beholder just needs a good optometrist.

[vampirefootfetish]

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[goodbyemoonpie]

No but like can you stop being so gorgeous or at least share?!?

omg you’re so beautiful though 

[daughterofdemeter]

misunderstoodmonsters replied to your post: A video about finding my path...

I love this <3

thank you! :)

[voluptuarian]

10, 20, 22 xx

10. Talk about the biggest fight you’ve ever had.

I share an apartment with my brother and a mutual friend. My brother believes that because he’s a. male and b. him, he somehow has more right to the house than me. As such, he feels free to boss me around, manhandle me, and occasionally threaten to throw me out. I do not take kindly to this behavior, and that’s caused several arguments and two outright fights between us in the two years we’ve lived together. The worst was in April, when I was borrowing his cell phone to call my mother, because mine had broken. He interupted my call to demand I stop the small talk and get to business, because I was taking too long, and that that meant I was somehow “stealing” his phone. When I refused he tried to wrestle the phone away, unplugged my computer and ended up knocking over my lamp. Finally he left me alone to finish my call when I said I would keep it brief. He left, I locked my bedroom door, and then turned to plug my computer back in and pick up my lamp. As I was getting up from this, he kicked my door down and burst inside, yelling about my not having immediately called back, and shoved me out of my chair. I fell out of the chair, attempted to catch my fall on him, and then on my bed, and in the ensuing tangle he punched me in the face and left me with a black eye that lasted for two week. He claims it was accidental. 

20. Talk about something that happened in high school.

I got really burned out about school, and started goofing off in all my least favorite classes and writing poetry instead. Boredom produced a prolific load of works, and I went from writing awkward, stumbling drivel to some of my first, real decent poems, and a few that I’m still satisfied with to this day. 

22. Talk about your worst fear.

Humiliation. It’s basically at the crux of everything I’m most afraid of, and if you set me up to be shamed I will probably hate you for the rest of your life. I can still vividly remember times I was embarressed as a kid, and even now I will replay slight, trivial embarresments— like getting toilet paper caught in my pants— over and over, sometimes even for years. I can’t even read those “what’s your most embarressing story” articles because they’re just too awful to imagine. If I had the choice between dying in an accident or being left terribly crippled or paralyzed, I would rather die. Similarly I’m terrified of torture, and not even so much from the pain aspect as the possible mutilation aspect. The idea of being helpless, or weak, or senile, or disfigured, or unable to control myself is so frightening that I have trouble dealing with elderly and developmentally or physically disabled people as a result. (And I know that’s sounds really horrible and awful of me, and I wish I wasn’t that way. It’s even worse because I’m really incredibly passionate about helping people, and I don’t want to feel that way, but I can’t help it.)

[esgal-blog]

misunderstoodmonsters replied to your post: Does anyone have any tips on how i can get my hair back to good condition?D;

If your hair is damaged from dying or heat treating, get moisturizing conditioner and leave it in for about 2 hoursit sounds too simple but I promise it works so well <3

Okayy, thank you! xx

[xoin]

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Like; everything omg 

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[thecosmicdance11-blog]

& an obsession with the past is like a dead fly only a few things are related to the "old times" then we did believe in magic and we did die it's not my words that you should follow, it's your insides <3

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