#mizole got fired!

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Octarian superior: alright everyone get up........

Soldiers:........ *Complaining*.........*sleep*......

Octarian superior: Soldiers up now!! Just because it's a low risk mission doesn't mean we don't follow procedures!!!

Inkling caption: oh give it a rest...let them sleep, like you said it's a low risk mission....

Octarian superior: listen. I don't tell you how to run your little"squidbeaks" so I expect you not to tell me how to run the actual military... ON YOUR FEET NOW!!!

Soldiers: .......*complaining*......*complaining*

Inkling caption:.....*sigh*.... Hey fellas we got breakfast ready in the dinner hall hope you like salmon and eggs!........ See colonel all they needed was a little motivation and they're up on their feet. No need for yelling.

Octarian superior:............... Ridiculous...... How did we let you win?

Inkling superior: hahahahaha Don't get your panties in a twist Colonel. They may look like a ragtag team of dumbasses, but they're tougher than they look. Shit they're tougher than our actual military.

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Warabi: The food isn't so bad I thought you said the food would be crap

Neta: it usually is....

Warabi:...... Hey Neta how come some of these inklings have different ink colors while everyone else is in blue and where are their uniforms?

Neta: those are usually agents or they call themselves squidbeaks........ The Inkling military is around 50 years old, younger than the actual great turf war. Unlike octarians who had an actual army inkling didn't. Their culture is far different from ours. They're a lot more relaxed, didn't think about organization to that kind of level.

Octoling soldier: bunch of fucking hippies if you ask me.

Neta: yeah....... they just kinda do their own thing...... some switch to the actual military when it was formed but they tend to stick with their small army from villages

Squidbeak inkling: that's our little splatoons were formed. Our homes used to be in small villages separate from each other. During hunting, scavenging, guarding or protecting our village small groups of volunteers would do the job. We did it during the war as well, we had small groups from different villages and different islands. They would go off and fight the war together. We didn't need a big military to win we just needed a community.

Warabi: huh....

Octoling soldier: hmph...... you're so full of shit

Squidbeak inkling: beg your pardon?

Octoling soldier: I said you're full of shit! You put on this act of piece and love persona to separate yourselves from the ruthless acts...... It's all community and support when it comes to Inklings but y'all had no problem forcing us underground in the fucking sewers! Where was that peach and love when you pushed us off our land, from our homes! what about our community what about our villages!

Fishling soldier: hey now let's not act like this! The war is over now we don-

Octoling soldier: oh fuck off! You weren't any better!!

Squidbeak inkling: you don't need to act so rash .... that's what caused you to lose in the first place

Octoling soldier: SAY THAT TO MY FACE MOTHERFUCKER!!.... I lost my brother cuz of you agent fucks...........

Squidbeak: you think y'all weren't heartless. I lost my wife.. killed due to your cold tactics...

Inkling Superior: ENOUGH!! YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY VICTIM IN THIS!! WE'RE ALL VICTIMS!! WE'VE ALL LOST SOMETHING AND SOMEONE BECAUSE THIS FUCKING WAR!!! WE ALL HAVE BLOOD ON OUR FUCKING HANDS!! I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT!! NONE OF YOU ARE SPECIAL!!

Soldiers:......................................

Inkling superior:.... The war is over....Stop trying to start another one... understand?

Soldiers: ......Yes ma'am..... Ok.......*murmuring*..... So strict....... This is why I stick to being an agent

Octarian superior: and my panties are in a twist hehe

Inkling superior:. Shut up ........Hit the showers!!...you all smell like shit!!!!........

Warabi:.........

Neta: hmm... Maybe they should have waited for the tension to die down before having all of us in a single Splatoon...... I'm heading to the showers. Sorry about that incident man. If you seem a good guy...*pat pat*

Squidbeak inkling: No worries I apologize as well...

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Warabi: so do we just all get individual showeeerrrss oh my cod! IT'S JUST ONE ROOM!?!!

Neta: yep.... Pretty nice shower room. Just grab a towel from the rack and just throw your clothes in the hamper they'll just give us new uniforms anyway...... They do provide soap and everything it's actually really- What are you doing?

Warabi: I'll just wait for everyone to leave.... I thought they were going to be private showers

Neta: Oh please. It's no big deal. You don't have anything that these guys haven't already seen before. It's fine.

Octoling soldier: hey boys........oooh cute piercing sweetie. Did it hurt?

Neta: like a bitch. Hahaha

Warabi: They don't separate them by gender?

Neta: not on inkling ships..... Like I said nothing they haven't seen before. Just think of it as old bath house, It's nice! Perfect place to unwind and get to know people.

Warabi:.....*sigh*....... Ok....... Doesn't seem that bad everyone is naked

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Neta: when I realized I got her pregnant we got married. We didn't love each other.... Honestly, we barely knew each other. We were just both stupid..... She was crying... I didn't know what to do so I kissed her and we... Yeah

Inkling soldier: You guys were vulnerable and young... It happens... At the moment it probably felt right... Can you get my back for me?

Neta: yeah sure........I just don't want my girl to think that she was a mistake...... Or that I didn't want her... I wasn't in her life for a long time I have a lot of reasons why. sometimes they don't feel like good reasons.... Hey this is a weird question. You think you can shave my face..... The mirror is not my friend right now

Inkling soldier: It's no problem....I wasn't prepared to have my kid either. He knows that he's loved deeply. I'm sure she knows it too. You're in her life now, you j-

Superior: everyone get dressed!!We found something on the sonar!!!

Soldiers:.....*murmuring*..... This better be good..... I hope it's actually something this time.....*murmuring*

Neta: alright let's get dressed... Warabi?... Warabi!? Are you falling asleep in the shower did you sleep last night?

Warabi: sorry I tend not to sleep very well when I'm being put in a chokehold........ How does ikkan go through this at night?

Neta: hahah sorry about that. Let's go

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Warabi: so they just put her clothes on our bed?

Neta: yep new underwear and everything....... Hmm they do mix it up sometimes. ANYONE MISSING A BINDER!

urchin soldier: yeah that's mine! You must be Neta Verns

Neta: and you're Neta Uni.... I like the name, Great choice.

Uni: thank you hehe..

Neta: hehehe No problem kid............*sigh* He's just a baby, around my daughter's age....... He had no business being in the military........He should be in school..................shit....he's around the same age I joined.................. I was a baby................all my friends were babies........ pulpo was -

Warabi: Neta!

Neta: AH! SHIT! Don't do that!!What is it?!!

Warabi: sorry. come downstairs you have to see this!

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Neta: ok ok what is it.... Wow....it's huge!

Octoling superior: yep, it's a colossal squid around 46 ft in length..... It's a female..... ..Probably around a year old....

Soldiers: ...... Amazing ...* Murmuring*..... Wow ......

Inkling Superior:......look at her........ Could you believe we all descended from these creatures..... Every one of us has an ancestor down here. Even before the dawn of the mammalians we existed... and we're still here.....Let that sink in...

Octoling superior: let's hope we don't end up like them.... Remember this moment.... Remember where we started next time you want to start a stupid fight damn it those stupid

Warabi: so pretty

Neta: danm....... Ma'am, I thought we were heading to a freshwater environment. This is saltwater?

Inkling superior: Yeah it's going to take us another day to get there we're heading to the goldfish gulf.....

Neta:....... goldfish gulf......... I lost my ear there... I lost.......pulpo.....

Warabi: hey Neta you ok?

Neta: yeah..... I need to make a stop though. when we get there. Pay someone to visit...

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Epilogue

Mizole: this job is boring!!

Mhai: You're the one who wanted the job..

Mizole: I just wanted that old fuck to stop complaining every time I went into the store... 'Mizole go home. Mizole stop loitering. Mizole stop distracting my employees.... Either buy something or fucking leave'..... They got annoying

Ikkan: You can go home.... You don't really do anything anyway.

Mizole: oh shut up! I do a lot more than you! You don't even talk to the customers. In fact you stay in the office all day doing homework! Not my fault you dropped out of college to join the mediocre band!

Ikkan:..........................Mahi

Mahi: ........ sorry... you're fired... babe... You did your best......

Candie:.......not really

Mahi: ...hehehehe.....yeah.....you're not a good employee.. hand me your badge.... Go home....hehehehehahahahaha

Mizole: ................... Fine..... Why are you laughing??

Mahi:.... Nothing. I remembered something funny......[kiss]...bye!...................

Mizole: see ya babe

Mahi.... here's your 20g Candie

Candie: thank you!..... He even didn't last three days! hahahahaha

Mahi was knife fighting @fish-at-fish-fish-resort in the McDonald's parking lot

[yesyourstalker]

Neta: alright!.... tonight I'm heading out for my mission to get a power source for the bunkers...

Warabi: and I'm coming too!!

Neta:.........yep..... I don't know why they allowed you to come but you were coming with me as well. The mission is only going to take around 5 days to complete and-

Mizole: 5 days? Took y'all two to steal our power source. Why does it take longer to get a new one?

Neta: ......... Because we actually have to find the power source okay. The great zapfish was right there it was easy to get. It's really tedious, we go to their natural habitat, and track it through sonar..... And we actually have to get it..... Sedated and then transfer it to-

Mizole: why don't you take the zapfish we already have to the underground You stole it before it. At this point just take it. Give us a new zapfish?

Neta: it's too big... When we first took it we had no idea where we were going to fucking put it.. We need something smaller

Candie: why do we need to get your hand me downs? What surface dwellers get to have a new shiny zapfish with faster power while we get the crappy old one that won't even last another 100 years..

Mizole: I didn't mean it like that! I thought it would be like a little bit easier.... fuck you I have nothing to explain to you!

Neta: alright!! We're going out for five days...... ikkan is taking my place.....so be nice to him, If not you're fired. especially you mizole..... Mahi should never have hired you

Mahi: he's the perfect employee... [Kiss]

Mizole:hehe yeah am fine.... at least I got a proper interview. ikkan just got the job cuz he you're SooOuuULmAaatE.

Neta: ......... Why are you like this?...........ugh.... any questions? Yes Candie?

Candie: is this mission dangerous?

Neta: if it was Warabi wouldn't be going

Warabi: hey!

Neta: anyway. Don't burn down my store.... keep it clean.... Keep it afloat.... Mahi ....... You know what you're doing

Mahi: Yeah yeah I got it boss

Warabi: yeah! You guys better behave while we're out!

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Ikkan: [kisskiss] be safe [kisskisskiss] be nice to the other soldiers [kiss]Including the inkling ones [kisskiss] Make sure Warabi doesn't kill himself [kisskiss] and again, please be safe. Okay? I love you

Neta: yes I know ikkan....I love you too... And I'll try to be safe

Ikkan........ You look really nice in your uniform

Neta:............ Heh.....I can't wait to take it off....... when I get back maybe you can take it off for me

Ikkan: heheheh.. maybe

Warabi: ewwwww You guys are gross! Let's go Neta!!!!

Neta: alright!!! I'm coming!!! Bye ikkan [kiss]..... Bye crab cakes be good for ikkan [kiss]

Cirrina: ok Dad!

Neta: [kiss] .......Make sure cirrina studies, she has an exam this week.

Warabi: Yeah okay Mom!!....... Yes, I'll be safe!........Dad! Come on. I'm not going to die!........Okay yeah I know. Love you too. Bye guys.............I'm so excited! We're actually going to catch a great zapfish!

Neta: It's actually an eel... And I'm telling you right now this is going to be very boring.

Warabi: what!? No way you're lying

Neta: Yeah it is. All we're going to do is sit on a dumb boat.... catching a damn eels....... Where's my lighter?

Warabi: You might see some of your old Splatoon buddies......*gasp* you get to make friends with Inkling soldiers

Neta:................ We're here..........

Warabi: this is going to be so cool!!!

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Warabi: I'm bored as fuck.... ...

Neta: Yeah I gave my old charger to my daughter...... They gave me this new one. Honestly it feels like a downgrade..... Any of you guys got a lighter?

Inkling soldier: yeah I got you buddy. They don't make weapons like they used to back in the day.. hahahah.... They gave me a brand new splatling. The rotary was great but the firing rate was terrible. The ink tank held way less than my old one and yet somehow It weighed the same!

Octoling soldiers: That's because they rely too much on branding crap! The shit they gave us was made for little kids for the little turf war battles..... Give me a cig........*huff*.... Do we even need weapons at this point?

Neta: You never know. Warabi check the sonar!! Did we find anything?. Also, bring a pack of cards off the table

Warabi: There's nothing yet. Here........*sigh*.......*cough* *cough* do you all really need to smoke here we're inside!

Inkling soldiers: sorry sweetheart, you can go outside if You're so sensitive............ So..... Imma put down 100 gs if I win I keep it if I lose one of you suckers can have it

Warabi: .............. Neta.......

Neta:Just give me a second. I'm going to put down 400 gs.. Warabi come here..... ....... What's bothering you?

Warabi:. This mission is fucking boring and everyone here are dicks.

Neta: .... Really? they seem pretty cool to me

Warabi: Yeah they're pretty cool to you because they treat you with respect..... They treat me like........ Like how you used to treat me.

Neta: Warabi......*sigh*.......... Listen these guys are going to be a little rough around the edges you know?..... They didn't grow up in nice places and when they see someone like you....... ugh...... They don't really see you as kin..

Warabi: so you're just going to let them treat me like this!

Neta: Warabi calm down!!! You just need to assert yourself and not let them treat you this way. Let the folks get to know you and they'll warm up. The reason why I stopped hating you is because I actually got to know you andtherapy but that's besides the point...... Next time they say something to you say something back. you'll earn their respect in time.......You want to play Shanghai poker??

Warabi: mmmmmmm.... I'm going to sit out here till the smoke clears....

Neta: ok..... Take my advice right? Don't let them get to you....... They're like me, scary when you first meet them but will crumble the minute something spooks them.. hehehe...

Inkling Soldier: ay stretch!! You playing or what?!

Neta: shove it up your ass!!! I'm playing!! See not so hard.

Warabi:...................

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superior: alright men!

Inkling soldier: some of us aren't men asshole!!

Superior: Yeah yeah cry about it !! Unfortunately we do not have enough beds!

All Soldiers: * mumbling*....*Complaining*....

Superior: SHUT UP!! Some of you are going to have to share beds I don't care what you do....hehe...Just make sure the lights are off.......... welp...... night

Neta: well.... I guess we have to share a bed.... I usually take the right side but the beds are twin size so I don't really think it matters

Warab:.....*sigh*

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Soldiers:.........*SNORING*........*SNORING*

Warabi:..... This sucks...

Neta: ......*snoring*..........mmmmm.. ikky....... Why so far away... Come here... Hehehmm.............*snoring*

Warabi: awww...he thinks I'm ikkan...heheh maybe it's not so bad.

Mahi was barely in this episode. *Sad face* Oh well @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

[yesyourstalker]

Neta: [kisskisskisskiss] I'm going to miss you inkky... Are you sure you have to go?

Ikkan: I have to go back home. My next classes are going to be on campus. I'm sorry baby

Neta: But I'm so used to you being here. It kinda felt like we're already married [kiss] hehehehehe

Ikkan: you're such a romantic. Hehehehehe....It'll happen eventually [kiss]

Neta:mmmmm... ok......

Cirrina: bye ikkan

Ikkan: bye sweetheart

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Neta: *sigh*....... Alone...... again.

Cirrina: you still have me Dad

Neta: of course I still have my crab cakes! [Kiss].... You want to come to work with me? Maybe bully some my employees?

Cirrina: really! Can I get something for the store? Do I get a discount?

Neta: you can get whatever you want for free. Considering You got an A on your exam!! I'm so proud of you!! My little girl.

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Neta: sup losers.....and Baja. Today is the weekend and we all know around 3 to 4 our turf war map is going to be open and you know what that means more customers.... Yay........

Mahi: yeah yeah. We know the drill

Mizole: Who's that?

Cirrina: wouldn't you like to know.

Mahi: ouch

Neta: okay okay..... Everyone...... This my darling daughter cirrina..... Say hi sweetie!

Cirrina: Hi........ You're all dressed like you belong to a crappy failed emo band..... Some of you were making it work though.... [Smile]

Candi: aw she means me [smile]

Neta: All right. I'm going to be in my office, make some phone calls and plan out some meetings. Cirrina I need you to behave, don't interrupt them while they're working. okay?... And everyone else......... If anything happens to her. You're either going to be fired or I kill you so uhhhhhhh Don't do that.

Warabi: You know some of us are part of really successful bands like me and uhhh........ hmm looks like it's just me who's successful.

Mizole: fuck you.........watch your tone little brat.

Cirrina: and what are you going to do about it? One hit blunder.... Why don't you worry less about me and worry more about buying a new hat. that thing on your head looks atrocious.

Baja: hehehehe

Mizole:................ Those are my tentacles

Cirrina: and you go out of the house like that?

Mizole: you know what-

Cirrina: I know more than you. Thanks. I'm well aware. Tell me how does it feel to be in your 20s and still shop in the kids section.....

Warabi: HA! Hahahahahaha

Mizole: shut up........ My clothes are more expensive than your Dad's rent

Cirrina: and yet you still look ugly. How unfortunate

Baja: danm

Mizole:............

Cirrina: hehehe I mean I'm towering over you... Aren't you embarrassed?...............Old man.

Mizole:............ I'm not old

Cirrina: Yeah you are

Mizole: your dad is older than me!!!

Cirrina: and somehow he looks a lot better than you...... Tell me do you cover your eyes with your tentacles because you think it looks good or are you just hiding those forehead lines.

Mizole: Hey! [Swat] ........ Babe?

Mahi: I'm not helping you fight a 14-year-old girl.... I also don't want to be fired.

Mizole: but she's being a bitch!

Cirrina: daddy!... This ugly short little troll with the fashion sense of a blind man just called me a bitch!

Mahi: hehehe...I'm sorry. That's not funny.... I'm sorry babe.....

Candi: and he hit you.

Cirrina: and hit me!!

Neta: mizole...

Mizole: I'm leaving!...... ........Can I stay in your apartment?

Mahi: Yeah that's fine babe.

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Candi: so cirrina... Your dad told me you play the cello. Is it fun?

Cirrina: Yeah it's pretty fun. Everyone was choosing violin and I kind of wanted to be different, you know?

Candi: ohhhh love that for you.

Cirrina: hehehe thanks. I like your tentacles the blue is really pretty, especially with the pink tips.... And the matching fingers so cute

Candi: aw thank you! The color is actually blue#12 and pink#13.... I like the side cut. I wanted to get something like that but I don't think I ever pull it off.

Cirrina: you know what would be cuter if you got an undercut? You can dye the underneath pink!

Candi: *ugh* do not give me ideas hahahhaha.

Cirrina: No, I'm serious. You would look really cute!.............. You're professional piercer right?

Candi: yeah? What? you want another piercing? You want another ear piercing, I can do that. Just get your dad's permission.

Cirrina: daddy can I get a tongue piercing?!

Neta: absolutely not!

Candi: nevermind.

Cirrina: hahahahaa You're so much like me when I was young. Hahahaha.. You're like a mini me!... How about this on my next day off tell your dad to bring you to work and I can take you shopping

Candi: *gasp* We're best friends now!

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Cirrina: I like your fins

Mahi: oh thank you

Cirrina: you kind of look like this old man my dad has a picture of at our place.

Mahi: really?

Cirrina: Yeah It's a picture of him and my dad when he was a kid. I think he died because he has his war tag and his medals I think his name was Behi or something... I don't know.....

Mahi:........... What was his name?

Cirrina: Behi....... I think that's his name. Dad tries not to talk about him that much. He gets emotional. He was kind of like his grandfather... He was a tetra like you.... Cool right?

Mahi: and he recently died?

Cirrina: Yeah he's still trying to contact his family.... trying to find them.

Mahi:....... .... Cool ...... I'm going to head to the bathroom for a second.

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Neta: did you pick up what you wanted honey?

Cirrina: yea

Neta: All right. What is it? I saw you looking at that ink fast T-shirt. You can have it, it's free!

Cirrina: No, I want that.

Neta: you want an instrument? Uhhh I was expecting something less expensive

Cirrina: you said I can get whatever I want...... Also, I think it'd be a perfect instrument..... I already have two amazing teachers.... I mean you always say that the world needs more bass players.

Neta: awwww Cici!! I know exactly what you're doing right now!!.....*sniff* and it's working!! Take the bass crab cakes! You deserve it!

Mahi: he is wrapped around her little fingers

Mahi was arrested for petty crimes by @fish-at-fish-fish-resort