#mlia

[mynameiswren]

Things at work have been getting very interesting lately. I work in a tourism industry basically as a tour guide. We get a lot of questions that not all of us know how to answer or have the time to look up, so we frequently would text a particular coworker for the answers. He's a very smart guy knows a lot of things and doesn't mind doing some weird math for us (one time a kid asks how long it would take to eat a rocket. He actually figured out some calculation to get a reasonable answer). I have been asking since I was hired basically 3 years ago for a book that would basically be a comprehensive knowledge guide for us. He finally wrote one that management said he could and then they banned it.

He printed it anyways and gave it to us. Which ended up getting him fired for insubordination. Management since has been going around bsing us about what happened. They blamed it on misinformation. Guess what, I'm fact checking them now. And I'm sure they weren't prepared for it.

[evansboyfriend]

when you couldn't go to the mitski concert cos tickets went in seconds, thank you very much bot technology, but you have dinner plans with your neighbours and you mention the missed concert to the host and she puts on a mitski playlist. and its better.

[theroguequeenaniki]

Are you truly a millennial if you DIDN'T read (or even submit to) MLIA, FML, and/or DearBlankPleaseBlank? Bonus Millennial points if you read them on your flip or slider phone secretly in class (when you weren't reading fanfiction of course).

[neutralgray]

Does anyone else remember MyLifeisAverage.com?

[pendraegon]

does anyone else remember the site mlia (my life is average) where everyone just kind of lied about their day to seem cool in hopes that their story would actually show up on the page but the posts would be like "i was walking through the hallway of my school and a guy passed by me wearing a banana costume. it is not halloween. mlia."

[adecila]

How Emilia know all about it tho? Pillow talk??? 😜 Sorry 😂 I’m mad about this news I swear. But I’m still a kimilia wench. Forgive me. 😩

Bestie...

...obviously she found out from her BFF R*se 😌

[evanna11]

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[piratedllama]

yall remember my life is average/mlia

[penny-anna]

Occasionally I ask people if they remember a period of Tumblr where everyone was obsessed with 'crunchy leaves' but no-one ever knows what I'm talking about. This came back into my head just now and it crossed my mind that I might actually be mixing up early Tumblr and MLIA (my life is average)??

Anyway does anyone remember the crunchy leaves thing. Please help.

[librarygoth]

new satcult 💾

[tak-byvayet]

Nobody wants to admit it but I think the Gen Z "incomprehensible humor" shtick is going to age just as badly as the "so random XD"/MLIA type stuff from the late 00's

[supercorpandbeyond]

You know what I remember that seems so obscure, and no one else seems to remember?

MLIA

I'm not talking about MLA.

MLIA. Does anyone else remember that?

[likesummerrainn]

I REMEMBER MLIA!!!!!!

OKAY THANK YOU CAUSE NO ONE ELSE DOES!!!!!! I thought I was going crazy for a while!!!!! I looked it up last night and apparently it’s like gone gone but tumblr still lives so that’s hilarious

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

270 of 2023

Do you feel guilty? if yes, why so?

Yeah, today. I made a minor mistake at work.

Has someone you cared about moved recently?

Not to my knowledge.

Do you know the band DiscoToTheStars? If you like Nickasaur, NeverShoutNever, shit like that, you should look them up.

I don’t.

Are you trying hard in life?

Of course. But not everything has to be hard trying.

Do you need to brush your teeth?

Not now.

Does your tongue hurt?

For once, it doesn’t.

Where are you?

At home. Just back from work.

Are you sad?

No, I’m not.

Do you like xbox?

I don’t really care about gaming systems.

Do you eat peanut butter?

I don’t. Not only it’s disgusting, but also I’m allergic to nuts.

How many fingers do you have?

I’d say eleven, but it’s a stupid joke.

Will you be mad at me if i don’t make this survey very long?

Who cares about such things?

Does your tummy hurt?

No, it doesn’t.

Who do you sit with at lunch?

I eat at home.

Were you wrong all along?

*cringes*

Have you seen “Ferrets” on YouTube?.

No, and I don’t think I’m interested.

I fucking hate Rihanna, do you?

I absolutely don’t. She’s kinda fun, and it’s admirable how she protects her child’s privacy.

Are you the only person awake right now?

No, I’m not. It’s midday.

Do you feel alone?

No, I don’t.

Are you itchy?

Not right now.

Do you need to wash your face?

I don’t.

Do you want animals when you grow up? .

I’m 32, am I grown up already? I do have two cats, though.

Do you have an annoying old grandmother?

My grandparents are deceased.

What year are you taking this?

2023.

Do you think the world will end in 2012?

Oh my God, an old survey. 😱

What’s your name?

Joeri.

Are you eating chicken?

Not right now, unless chicken soup counts.

Do you have pubic hair?

At this age it’s weird not to have any.

What’s your favorite flavor ice-cream?

Boring question.

Have you made a survey before?

No. I just take them.

What’s the nearest rainbow object around you?

A box of Post-It cards, they’re in rainbow order. Kinda.

Do you have a phone? i don’t.

Wee. I have Samsung Galaxy A53.

Who are you dating? Wanna tell me about them?

I’m married. He’s just an average-looking guy with above-average intelligence and personality.

How would you like to kill someone?

Jesus Christ, what a stupid question.

Do you like to wear clothes?

I don’t really like being naked, and all my clothes are cool, so.

Are you happy?

Yes, I am. In general.

Pencils or markers?

Markers.

Do you draw, or sing?

Sing, but only in private.

Don’t you hate hangnails?

Why would I?

What kind of surveys do you like?

Bolding are the best for me.

Have you ever gave someone a hand/blow job? Received one?

Yes and yes, but I don’t like it.

Did it snow for you on Christmas?

Pff, snow in Belgium. Maybe in Ardennes.

What’s the date?

7/03/2023.

Do you feel like a stalker?

I see no reason why I would feel like one.

Do you read FML, MLIA, OMGFACTS, etc?

No, I don’t.

Are you hungry?

Just ate some chicken soup and chicken breast for lunch.

What’s your worst fear?

Death.

What’s your favorite pattern?

Plaid maybe.

Do you shop at Hot Topic?

We don’t have it here, and from the website it looks lame anyway.

What’s your favorite song?

I’ve answered this too many times already.

[skiasurveys]

Do you feel guilty? if yes, why so?

yeah, I think its from my trauma.

Has someone you cared about moved recently?

yes, my best friend

Do you know the band DiscoToTheStars? If you like Nickasaur, NeverShoutNever, shit like that, you should look them up.

I remember them but never cared for them

Are you trying hard in life?

yes.

Do you need to brush your teeth?

yes, ty for reminding me

Does your tongue hurt?

Nope

Where are you?.

Sitting in my bed, filling out this survey.

Are you sad?

when am i not lmao

Do you like xbox?

i used too but now im kinda more into nintendo switch, or ps. i havent rly gamed in a long time beside sims.

Do you eat peanut butter?

yup

How many fingers do you have?

i have ten

Will you be mad at me if i don’t make this survey very long?

short is sometimes better

Does your tummy hurt?

no

Who do you sit with at lunch?

by myself lol i work from home

Were you wrong all along?

i was about my ex

Have you seen “Ferrets” on YouTube?.

nope

I fucking hate Rihanna, do you?

help..this is so aggressive. I don't hate her, i dont have any opinion on her.

Are you the only person awake right now?

nope

Do you feel alone?

i feel like I do because I work/school from home, a lot of my friends have moved, or are busy with life, so yeah.

Are you itchy?

im always so itchy, idk why

Do you need to wash your face?

nope, I already did.

Do you want animals when you grow up? .

technically i am a grown up..and i want more. I have one cat, and I wanna adopt another.

Do you have an annoying old grandmother?

nah, I love her.

What year are you taking this?

2023.

Do you think the world will end in 2012?

oh this is DATED.

What’s your name?

skia

Are you eating chicken?

not atm

Do you have pubic hair?

i do, but I need to wax soon

What’s your favorite flavor ice-cream?

mint, or vanilla

Have you made a survey before?

yes, but havent in a long time.

What’s the nearest rainbow object around you?

i dont think I have any near me.

Do you have a phone? i don’t.

Its an Iphone 11 Pro Max

Who are you dating? Wanna tell me about them?

mentally pedro pascal

How would you like to kill someone?

i-

Do you like to wear clothes?

yes, I actually HATE being naked.

Are you happy?

...Im content atm

Pencils or markers?

pencils

Do you draw, or sing?

I draw

Don’t you hate hangnails?

god yes..i have one atm

What kind of surveys do you like?

random or deep ones

Have you ever gave someone a hand/blow job? Received one?

i have given one, and ive been fingered but i dont have a dick so i havent had a hand job lmao

Did it snow for you on Christmas?

i dont think it snowed on christmas

What’s the date?

feb 20/23

Do you feel like a stalker?

Lol no, but sometimes I check ppls socials

Do you read FML, MLIA, OMGFACTS, etc?

oh I used too a long ass time ago

Are you hungry?

Not really

What’s your worst fear?

ending up alone

What’s your favorite pattern?

i dont have one

Do you shop at Hot Topic?

i used too, but I havent been there in years lol

What’s your favorite song?

i cant ever answer this