Hello! Courier six of the Mojave express here making an official statement. This is official whatever I say DOES reflect the opinions of the mojave express delivery services.
I HATE THE LEGION I HATE THEM SO MUCH “ohhh I won’t kill you like these degenerates” THEY’RE JUST SITTING THERE? WHAT THE FUCK?! DONT CRUCIFY PEOPLE FOR LIKE. EXISTING? WHAT? I FUCKING HATE THE LEGION I HATE THAT GUY AND HIS STUPID DOG HAT. HE DOESNT EVEN BARK.
thank you.
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You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn... for the worse.
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Early on, Cass stopped by the Mojave Express, hoping a courier would be willing to take a message to one of her caravans.
Unfortunately, the only couriers available were too busy arguing over which one of them was the faster courier.
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Do you think Arcade Gannon would like eggplant? If it was a rare crop and had taken a lot of effort to procure and grow and look forward to, and finally it was being prepared in whatever way you think is best -- would he take a bite of his meal and feel vindicated in the work or the cost, or would he be disgusted or unable to stomach it? if the latter, would he let that show?
fiona this is such a well-considered question, and one that i do want to answer sincerely, but i need you to know that my first thought reading it was "of course he likes eggplant, he's gay"
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Is fucking ghouls worth all the radaway?
"Depends on the Ghoul I suppose."
"Yes - and the caps."
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my scrimblo... working on lineart of him but i was impatient and wanted to doodle hehe
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Hey courier 6 here again with uh. More updates on my way to finish my job/get petty revenge.
Nipton is dead. The legion’s responsible, that I know. I intend to return the favor.
Staying the night in Novac. Pretty nice place! There’s a man sitting in the mouth of a dinosaur, I’m gonna go talk to him in a bit. Everyone here is really nice.
Especially that Jeanie May lady. Really kind of her to lend me a room. A bit expensive but once I’m done with this delivery I’ll have more than made up for it.
Will keep all of y’all posted!
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my fallout drug post is circulating again so now i must ask: what are some wasteland weed strains. i saw a post going around a couple months ago with some pretty good names but i want more
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So I made this adventurous fallout explorer. Equipped with all kind of cool stuff from various fallout games while chewing on a iguana on a stick and finding my favorite gun from fallout 3. Lincolns repeater!
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Why are the animals the only things that got huge via radioactive mutation, why don't we have mega trees 🥲
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