#mold in the ceiling

[certifiedmoldremovalminneapolis]

[departmentofinteriors]

[mumblesplash]

hi your sculk post has me frothing at the mouth

What if it WAS warm and comfortable and soft and cosy

What if it also smelled nice, released attaching pheromones like those pitcher plants do, or the goo tasted sweet to lure creatures in

What if it wasn't a smell so much as an absence of the dank musty cave air, and it was a welcome breath of something cosy and comforting that just made you want to curl up and sleep

And then the sculk is soft underfoot, and it feels like it might be wet and slimy but it's actually kind of velvety, in that slightly coarse alive way that a living animal is soft and warm

And you're so tired from mining and exploring and damn wouldn't it be nice to just have a lie down and rest for a bit

And it's so soft and comforting, a bit weird but getting more agreeable by the second

Wouldn't it be nice to just.... Rest your eyes, and your legs.... And everything..... And just sleep.....

OH THE THING ABOUT THE SMELL IS SO GOOD

i really love the idea of it just smelling distinctly like Nothing, or just fresh air, you know that smell when you’re outside on a clear night in the summer and it’s almost-warm but not quite, that’s a smell you’d probably really miss after a long enough time underground

also the sculk does this hypnotic little animation where the little bright parts flicker in waves that could be part of the calming effect as well

but like YEAH the more i think about the more i'm into the idea that dormant sculk would be comforting. sculk not only eats the essence of formerly-living things, it grows in the shape of the places it spreads to. if you think of a more typical concept of an overgrown post-apocalyptic city you probably imagine lots of disruption, trees and vines widening cracks in streets and buildings crumbling, but sculk doesn't do that. your home could be completely eaten and it would still be standing there, you could still walk inside. and chances are that's on purpose

[moonkhao]

hi.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

About the Lights Out AU, wouldn't the building start crumbling due to weathering and stuff since there's no maintenance? Wouldn't the roof fall apart or like part of it at some point?

oh, yes. yes it would.

[dilf-in-peril]

Frustrating how fucking good Punk looks though. So sorry about the injury, do you need me to carry your bags or anything? Any help of any kind? Anything, handsome, anything, please??

[sinnohqueen]

today I learned that we have rats at my job, so I have decided that if I come across any I am going to befriend them and start an uprising

[hogteeth]

Blahaj bath time

They don't seem too pleased

[mcondance]

before you know it they’re gonna post saying sydney actually murdered michael

[certifiedmoldremovalminneapolis]

[cappurrccino]

trying to figure out how to get more kitchen out of my kitchen and more closet out of my closet and i think i just need to accept that i have reached my limit when it comes to folding space to store more shit

[pickled-flowers]

No more floods in 2024 please 😭

[fazbear-ent-official]

properly renovating a restaurant: expensive

rebrand it as a horror attraction: cost only some posters and flyers

[mukuberry]

There's so much mold... it never ends. mold everywhere... call me the mold man. old man. kazui mukuhara. i wish he wouldn't call himself old he's very youthful and i love him. i would still love him if he was old though. maybe he can remove the mold for me

[sirfetchd]

hard to celebrate small victories when there's still so much that needs to be done

^ this sounds like its about something deeper but is in fact about cleaning the house