A man once told me 'To die for a foolish cause is insanity'.
I beg to differ. What may be foolish to one is not the other. Anyone who has died for their cause stayed true to their life.
In this sentiment, I shall sink with my ship and welcome the ice water into my lungs.
This is the pinnacle of crack shipping, people.馃拝
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I'm not the only one who sees the Demon Accountant Lady as Jin and Yin's older sister, right...?
I mean, come on, she has Soo Much tired older sibling energy.
She tries to stop them from being idiots all the time, but will just somehow get involved in their mischief
SPOILERS FOR LMK S4 COMING UP!!
She also saves their butts on the first episode of season 4,
Jin and Yin are the annoyingly mischievous younger brothers, while Demon Accountant Lady here has "They're Dumbasses, but they're MY Dumbasses so you better not hurt them," energy.
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Ok but the cousin who works for Lao Tzu indirectly revealed Wukong's high risk pregnancy to the Celestial Realm. She was just working with Lao Tzu and talking about her day with her auntie when she had a slip of the tongue,
"OH! And she wanted me to deliver some care gifts to Sun Wukong. For the Egg."
Lao Tzu, interest peaked, "What Egg?"
"Sun Wukong's Egg. That's what everyone's been calling the unborn baby he's been carrying since the Journey to the West. News got out when that dethroned spider tried to take over the city and started kidnapping demons left and right. My cousins were in the room when they discovered Wukong was pregnant!"
And since they were on their way to visit the Jade Emperor for soem meeting, quite a few Celestials heard this. Including Nez Ha and Erlang. Chaos ensues whe they all collectively realized Wukogn had been with CHILD while under the Mountain and potentially the Furnace (most not realizing it was the mountain that created the baby and thinking he'd just been that way before his capture/surrender)
Oh gosh, what Bo makes up for her cousins in brain cells, she lacks in ability to recognise when something is classified knowledge.
She just spills the tea to Lao Tzu on complete accident while walking past the other high-ranking Celestials, and soon all of Heaven knows that;
Sun Wukong is pregnant (he can do that?)!
He's been pregnant for centuries. Apparently as far back as the start of the Journey.
He's been keeping it a secret for pretty much that whole time.
Apparently the Six Eared Macaque is to blame? Wait, isn't he dead???
Nezha is just screaming with the realisation that "I fought a pregnant person! What kind of warrior am I?! My mother would be so ashamed of me!"
Erlang just stands there with a blank look on his face; guilt crashing into him at the thought that he possibly sent an expectant parent into the Furnance.
Word eventually makes it straight to the Jade Emperor himself, and the big man can only verbalize "Huh. Good for him." before locking himself in his office and yelling at a wall for the next week cus he knows his wife and/or the bodhisattva Guanyin is about to kick his ass when they find out about this.
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You wanna hear about my mystic monkey Lloyd? No? Well, you get to hear about it anyway.
Lloyd is dead. He died at Darkley's. And Darkley's was like, "Oh, but that's so much paperwork, and we found this random kid that looks a lot like him" and just replaced him. This Lloyd 2.0 lives his entire life thinking that he's someone else who's actually dead. But no, he's actually a monkey.
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Is it just me or was it hella badass when that purple demon girl caught Mk's attack with ONE hand? In season 4 episode 1.
Ohhh, the demon accountant?
Hmm, I have an idea of what I could do with her!
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I'm thinking about animating Monkie Kid characters over Puss In Boots: The Last Wish scenes
If I get the right device to animate on I would actually do it! Here are the characters I casted for their roles:
Monkey King/Sun Wukong = Puss In Boots
Macaque =Kitty Softpaws
Demon Acountant = Goldilocks
Jin = Baby Bear
Yin = Papa Bear
Their mother = Mama Bear
Chang'e = Gingy from one of the scenes where Puss died
Strong Spider = The spotter from one of the scenes where Puss died
Azure Lion, Peng & Yellow Tusk = The dogs from one of the scenes where Puss died
Somone suggested Sandy as Mama Luna so I go with their suggestion.
So how do you feel about these choices? I will cast more characters as soon as new ones release.
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