FICTIONAL CHARACTER ASK: GONZO THE GREAT
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Favorite Thing About Them: I love the subtle journey they went from a lonely, frustrated performance artist resenting their audience, constantly melancholic due to being rejected in their romantic pursuits several times, to do their daredevil performances mainly to make themselves happy and becoming proud of their weirdness to the point that they gain an atractive sense of humour and confidence.
Also, they are probably the most versatile actor of the Muppet Theater, alternating between heroic and villanous roles with no difficulty.
Least Favorite Thing About Them: That they doesn't have a proper conversation with his chicken girlfriend, Camilla, to let clear if they want to pursue an open polyamorous relationship or if they want to be comited to her in a monogamous relationship.
Three Things I Have In Common With Them:
* I adore the color blue;
* I enjoy classic literature and music;
* I am going trough a journey to learn how to handle my frustration in a healthier way;
Three Things I Don't Have In Common With Them:
* I'm not dating a chicken;
* I'm not a daredevil who does dangerous stunts;
* I never worked as a plumber;
Favorite Line:
From The Muppet Show:
"Gonzo: Kermit, are you busy?
Kermit: Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a moment
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: Van Gogh impressions."
"Kermit: Gonzo! Have you no dignity?
Gonzo: Of course not! How long have we worked together? "
"Gonzo fiddles while George burns! "
"Madeline Kahn: And if there's anything I can ever do for you...
Gonzo:There is one thing.
Madeline Kahn: What?
Gonzo: Let me finish my song. "
"You wanna go to a movie, or grab a stake? "
"Ladies and gentlemen! I will once again defy death and good taste! "
"Camilla, you're sweeter than wine or vanilla, Camilla.
Come lie beneath this tree, it's a willa, Camilla.
Camilla, the night it grows stilla and stilla, Camilla.
You're prettier by far than Godzilla, Camilla."
From The Muppets Go to The Movies:
"Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to see the great Dudley Moore, in a colossal widescreen Roman epic! Lions attack innocent people. Slaves suffer public humiliation. Gladiators fight to the death. I've never laughed so much in all my life. Roll film! "
From Muppets Tonight:
"We're the Muppets! Doing a bizarre musical number that no one wants to see is what we're all about!"
"Clifford: Gonzo, why do you need a rocket just to jump over chickens?
Gonzo: I give up, Clifford. Why do you need a rocket just to jump over chickens?
Clifford: No man, it's not a joke.
Gonzo: You're telling me, you should see my insurance premiums!"
"The Artist Formerly Known as Prince: You got the ugliest dog I-a ever did see! Wadda call it?
Gonzo: Well, before we painted it brown and glued ears on 'im, we called it an alligator."
"Gonzo: As many of you know, Muppets Tonight has been on the air for over 3.000 years!
Rizzo: That's not right!
Gonzo: Well, I'm aproximating."
From the Muppet Babies episode Dental Hyjinks:
"It must have been horrible! The pain! The suffering! Tells us all about it!"
This dialogue exchange with Baby Piggy from the Muppet Babies episode Gonzo's Video Show:
"Baby Gonzo: Have no fear, my sweet princess. Gonzolo is here!
Baby Piggy: Gonzolo?
Baby Gonzo: Who did they expect, Captain Kirk? Lets get em' boys!"
From the Muppet Babies Star Comic Books of the 1980s:
"Baby Piggy: Gonzo, you're weird!
Baby Gonzo: Aw, Piggy... you're just flattering me!"
"Oh Piggy, I'll be your knight in shining armor! Ow! No armor! Gonzo the Brave needs no armor!"
"You look like a famous queen, My Queen!"
This dialogue exchange with Scooter in the comic book The Muppet Show: Meet The Muppets:
"Scooter: Gonzo... I have to ask you something. It's driving me nuts. Tell me... please... What the heck are you?
Gonzo: Oh, Scooter. I tought you knew. I'm an artist."
This dialogue exchange with Fozzie and Kermit in The Muppet Movie:
"Gonzo: Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
Fozzie: You don't to go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we we're going: Hollywood.
Gonzo: Sure, if you want to do it the *easy* way."
"There's not a word yet
For old friends who've just met
Part heaven, part space
Or have I found my place
You can just visit
But I plan to stay
I'm going to go back there
Someday
I'm going to go back there
Someday"
From the movie The Great Muppet Caper:
"It's okay, I landed on my head!"
"Gonzo: STOP THE PRESSES!!
News Editors: Why? What happened?
Gonzo: I don't know. I just always wanted to say that."
"Kermit: I don't know why the cabs won't stop.
Gonzo: Just leave it to me. TAXIIIIII!
Kermit: AAH!... uh, that's very effective!"
Gonzo: Yeah, it's great when it works!"
"Yeah, well, photography's an art. You gotta have the right film, you gotta have the right exposure, and you gotta scream just before they get the food to their mouth."
This dialogue exchanges they have with Rizzo in The Muppets Christmas Carol:
"Gonzo: I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand!
Rizzo: Prove it!
Gonzo: Alright. Um... There's a little mole on my tumb... and a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle."
"Rizzo: I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming, hot goose.
Gonzo: You have all the fun."
This dialogue exchanges in the movie Muppet Treasure Island:
"Billy Bones: Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! You've always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.
Gonzo: I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim. *He's* Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim."
"Gonzo: It just feels so weird.
Rizzo: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?
Gonzo: Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish.
Rizzo: You and your hobbies!"
From the movie Muppets from Space:
"Noah: What are you, anyway?
Gonzo: Oh, uh, good question. Now technically speaking, uhh, let's say, put me down as a... 'Whatever'?"
"Gonzo: Now we can go meet my alien brothers at Cape Doom.
Kermit: Uh, what makes you think that aliens are landing there, Gonzo?
Gonzo: Oh, a sandwich told me."
"Come on, fellas. Take me to my leader."
"Ubergonzo: Gonzo, by surviving and thriving on this alien planet, you have proven yourself audacious, courageous, and distinctly one-of-a-kind. We welcome you back with our most ceremonious of ceremonies.
Gonzo: What's that?
Ubergonzo: We gonna blow you up, baby."
"Gonzo: What a great day.
Kermit: Mm-hmm.
Gonzo: That was probably the best day of my whole life. There's just one thing I still don't understand.
Kermit: What's that, Gonzo?
Gonzo: Why did they ask me to build a jacuzzi?"
From the 2015 ABC mockumentary sitcom the muppets.:
"Hey there! I'm Gonzo! Head writer on Up Late With Miss Piggy... I'm a pisces, I love long walks on the beach, volcanoes, leather, straps... Wait a minute!! Leather straps?! Who put my dating profile on the prompter?!"
"Gonzo: Christina Applegate brought a hilarious clip of Piggy. I knew you wouldn't aprove it, so I went over your head.
Kermit: I'm the boss.
Gonzo: Oh, that's right. So I went behind your back."
"Gonzo: I'm going to call it of, cause I don't want to be a sell out. It's not because I'm scared or anything.
Kermit: But, um, still. If you were scared, it would be okay.
Gonzo: But I'm not.
Kermit: But if you were.
Gonzo: But I'm not.
Kermit: But if you were.
Gonzo: But I'm not.
Kermit: But if you were.
Gonzo: A little bit.
Kermit: I know."
brOTP: Kermit the Frog, Robin Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Skeeter, Animal, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Sweetums, Sam the Eagle, Rizzo the Rat, Yolanda the Rat, Pepe the Prawn King, Statler and Waldorf, Clifford, Bobo the Bear.
OTP: Beautifull Day Monster, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Skeeter, Rizzo the Rat, Camilla the Chicken.
nOTP: Madeline Kahn.
Random Headcanon: The background story of Gonzo's arrival on Earth has similarities with the japanese manga and anime shonen hero Kinnikuman, who is a comedic character inspired by Superman and Ultraman: in that manga the hero's father trows accidentally him aways out of the spaceship after mistaking him with a piglet that entered the spaceship during a brief visit to Earth.
In the case of Baby Gonzo, they were accidentally replaced with a baby turkey. Nanny was the one who found and adopted Gonzo, and as they grew up, Gonzo was the last Muppet to leave Nanny's house to take care of her as she got old, getting a job to survive as a plumber with an neighboring indian imigrant who introduced Gonzo to Indian Cinema. That was how Gonzo got the dream to become a performer in Bombay.
Unpopular Opinion: I think Gonzo's status as a Whatever wouldn't be erased if their status as an alien had remained legitimate after the idea was presented in the Muppet Babies cartoon series and the movie Muppets from Space. Because while the other aliens have similar physical appearances and share with some interests with Gonzo (like cannons), they didn't have the formative experiences that Gonzo had living on Earth among Muppets and Humans: loving Earth's food, Earth's literature, Earth's clothes, Earth's music genres, Earth's performance art. The Muppet Babies picture story book What Is a Gonzo? presented this point pretty well, when Baby Gonzo crossed a mirror to find a world where all the people had the same face as them, yet who, just like their friends in our world, asked themselves what Gonzo was. At the end of the story, they go to an inventor, Professor Garbonzo, who created a machine called the Onzometer that answers all questions, and when Gonzo asks what they are, the machine answers: "You are Gonzo. Isn't that enough?".
Gonzo can brush their teeth and sing the Itsy Bitsy Spider song at the same time, they like tuna fish sandwiches with ketchup, they can blow a bubble shaped like a peperoni pizza. All those characteristics make them unique, both among aliens and earthlings, so their proud status as a queirky, weird whatever is not treatened with the idea that the character may have outer space alien origins.
Song I Associate With Them:
Nobody
Memory Lane
The Wishing Song
Won't Somebody Dance With Me?
Gonzo's Song
Jamboree
Act Naturally
My Way
I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
Favorite Picture of Them:
With Beautifull Day Monster (in a wig) back when Gonzo was first introduced as Snarl the Cigar Box Frackle in 1970's The Great Santa Claus Switch:
The car and hammer performance act:
Balancing in a tight rope with the chickens:
Smashed:
As Rumpelstiltskin in Muppet Classic Theater:
Illustrations of The Muppet Show Book
As Guy of Gisbourne in the picture story book Muppet Robin Hood:
As Lancelot alongside Camilla as Guenevere in the comic book Muppets King Arthur:
As a baby playing with a pillow and blanket fort
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Egon and sleep
The Ghostbusters and Holidays (what do they celebrate?)
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01º In the original movie and the animated series The Real Ghostbusters, he was shown sleeping in the same room in the Firehouse with the other Ghostbusters, each in their bed, while dealing with the fact that a call for help would wake them up more early then they wished.
While the IDW Publishing Comics, there is a recurring joke that he can be so focused on his work in the lab that if he sleeps, nobody ever has seen it.
Considering how much sugar snacks he eats in the first movie, no wonder if he had more dificulty to sleep compared to his friend. Janine likely introduced him to enjoying calming teas like linden to help him calm down.
I can imagine that when Noemi is born, Egon join her during nap times holding her like a teddy bear.
(like in this picture of his original actor, Harold Ramis, with his them baby daughter Violet)
02º In the Real Ghostbusters episode XMas Marks the Spot, which was a retelling of Charles Dinkens A Christmas Carol, Peter acts less excited about Christmas because as a child, his father was working in a get rich quickly scheme during that season and so never spend it with his family.
On their way back to the Firehouse, the Ghostbusters cross a time and space travelling portal and end in 19th century England, where they mistakenly bust the Three Christmas Ghosts. This makes Ebenezer Scrooge unnable to learn the moral lesson the Ghosts were meant to teach him, and he writes a book called "Christmas, Humbug", wich becomes so popular that turns all people in present time into a bunch of scrooges. To fix that, Egon has to enter the Containment Unit to rescue the newly imprisoned thrio, while Peter, Ray and Winston travel back in time to play the role of the Three Christmas Ghosts.
Peter plays the role of the Ghost of Christmas Past:
Winston plays the role of the Ghost of Christmas Present:
And Ray plays the role of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come:
They save a literary classic and people's love for Christmas, and Peter gains an apreciation for the holliday.
Besides that, Peter has the vibe of liking hollidays that are the perfect excuse to get drunk: Fourth of July (the US Independence Day, when people make barbecues and picnics and release fireworks), Mardi Grass (american Carnaval), Saint Patrick's Day and Oktoberfest.
Ray was raised catholic acording to the video game, so he probably has an emotional connection with Catholic Hollidays like Christmas, Lent, Easter and Corpus Christ, and also, considering his passion for spooky stories, really enjoys Halloween.
Winston is a devout baptist christian and may have deep toughts on patriotism due to his time in the Military, so his favorite hollidays may be the Fourth of July, Flag Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter, and he may have relatives whom he visits to celebrate the African-American holliday of Kwanzaa.
Egon is frequently headcanoned as jewish, so he probably has more affinity to the jewish hollidays of Passover, Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashana, and will frequently remind non jewish people that Hannukah is not "jewish Christmas" and is in fact a minor holliday in the jewish calendar.
Janine seems likely to have come from a mixed faith family, half-Jewish, half-Christian, and XMas Marks the Spot tells that she loves Christmas, so she probably celebrate the hollidays from both faiths. Besides loving the same three main jewish hollidays that Egon does, you can always count on her to make a beautifull sukkah for Sukkot, and she loves dressing up as Queen Esther and make hamantashen for Purim. Plus, she thanks your kindness in giving her a Valentine's Day present (after all Janine is a big romantic).
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