#clueless morgan

[ariel-seagull-wings]

@softlytowardthesun @moonbeamelf @thealmightyemprex @themousefromfantasyland @the-blue-fairie @princesssarisa

The 90s was THE era of odd couple duos for the Muppets franchise.

You had:

A Whatever and a Rat

A Clueless Goat and a Bad Lobster

A Prawn King and a Elephant

A Italian American Crooner and his Monkey Security Guard

[devilsrecreation]

Apparently, there’s a deleted Aladdin song (now used in the Broadway musical) that featured Aladdin and his three friends. Yeah, Aladdin had friends in an early draft. And now I’m imagining Raine, Amber, Katya, and Derwin singing this song back when they were known as the BATTS. Like TELL ME THAT’S NOT THEIR SONG IT FITS THEM SO WELL

And cuz I’m multifandom trash, I have more ideas:

Wema, Tunu, Kijana, and Dogo causing mischief as kids do

I have a hc that Walleye Pike sometimes joins Polly, Clueless, and Monty when they’re pillaging so this song is totally them

The snake squad: It’s Kaa, Sir Hiss, Ushari, and Fu-xi

[nightmaremp]

Some muppet pirates

[sucharactertournament]

Top Muppet Tournament

[regaliasonata]

Ethan: Hey Winchester you think you can help me up, can't reach the shelf.

Sam: Oh uh sure *helps Ethan up*

Ethan: Thanks Sammy. *giggles*

Benny: I'll torch this entire town....

Erica and Dean: This is too good *eats popcorn*

[biomic]

why is this guy's whole deal like. negging his own children.

[chambertomb]

Tired of every m/m Arthur fic being written on the premise that the other man knows he's queer and Arthur is clueless.

[gildengirl]

Almost done making my GG playlists, and I just came across one of THE MOST Cammie Morgan—daughter of Matthew Morgan—coded songs that I've ever heard. Please, just hear me out...

I've literally never heard of this song before now, but it's a little "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band coded, which is very Matthew Morgan coded, but it's like Cammie's version. It's also country, for that part of Cam that belongs to a farm in Nebraska. (I sound insane, I know.) Spotify doesn't have the lyrics, so I'll put them in the tags.

[men-in-knights]

[incorrectgallaghergirlsquotes]

Macey: If it’s a concussion you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.

Zach [to Cammie]: What’s our relationship?

Macey: Stuff she knows!

[mysticmoondancer]

Benny: *singing/acting flirty*🎶 Hey, I just met you, and this crazy. But here's my number, so call me, maybe. 🎶 *gives Ethan a little folded-up piece of paper and then runs away*

Ethan: *stands there looking on with a blank/confused stare* Uh... *yells back cluelessly at Benny* But I already have your number, Benny! We’re best friends! Remember?!

[devilsrecreation]

IT’S TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, YA’LL! NOW WHERE THOSE BEAUTIFUL MEN AT?????

*frantically looks around*

MOVE, BITCH.

YOU’RE COOL, BUT NOT YOU

HEY! :D

HOW YOU DOIN??????

[sweatervest-obsessed]

Hangovers and Hickeys

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader

WC: no idea rn lmao probably like 700

A/N: some Spence content before the new year (on the western calendar). Hope you all get to enjoy the day!

“Good morning sunshine.”

You winced at the sheer volume of his voice. “If I could, id shove you off of the roof Derek Morgan.”

“Fun night?”

You snorted and finally lifted your head off of the desk. “You should be a profiler.”

That caused Derek to laugh, which made you wince and close your eyes. The sunglasses perched on your nose were supposed to be helping. They weren’t.

“That’s a nice hickey you got there.”

You grunted in response and tried to adjust your sweater collar so it would cover the hickey you missed this morning when you didn’t look in the mirror. You had basically rolled out of bed, and into your car to make sure you got to work on time.

“Who gave it to you?” “Why don’t you use your super duper profiling skills to deduce it or whatever Sherlock shit you wanna do.”

Derek snorted and shook his head. ”or you could just….tell me.”

“Don’t worry about it Derek.” You grumbled.

When Derek realized he wasn’t going to get any answers out of you about it, he decided he was going to change tactics.

“Moving on from Boy Wonder?” It was no secret that you had a crush on a certain nerdy doctor. And so Derek tried to use this knowledge to his advantage.

You crossed your arms and just raised your eyebrows. “I’m not dignifying that with a response,”

“Pretty sure that was my answer.” He chuckled, sitting down in his chair and swiveling to look at you.

When you decided to just ignore Derek, and face your desk, he piped up again. “Where is he anyways?” “No idea.”

It was like he was waiting for his cue from you. Spencer pushed open the doors to the bull pen and strolled in. He had his purple scarf around his neck, over his new coat that Henry (JJ) had gotten him for Christmas. It was a beautiful grey pea coat that kept him warm during these freezing winter months. Spender was carrying a tray with two coffees on it and what seemed like a bag from McDonalds, which seemed to be for you, since he was headed in your direction.

The smell of the food caused you to groan with joy and smile at the man walking towards you.

“My knight in shining armor.” You muttered as he placed the whole tray in front of you. You placed a kiss on his cheek hasilty, causing him to blush a little.

“I got hashbrowns from both McDonald’s and Dunkin’, a little smorgasbord of grease for your pallet.” He whispered before taking one of the cups out of the tray.

“I’m going to marry you Doctor Spencer Reid.” You muttered, digging into the bag and pulling out one of the McDonald’s hash browns and biting into it. The groan you let out leaned a little on the pornographic side, which made Derek raise his eyebrows at the sound you let out, and then at tinge of pink on Spencer’s cheeks.

You continued eating, clueless about the silent interrogation happening to your left, enjoying every single bite and sip of your hangover cure.

“Derek I can hear you thinking and it’s making my head throb.”

Derek’s eyes snapped back to you, as your figure swiveled in the chair to face him, casually munching on some of the fries, in a completely different mood then from two minutes ago before Spencer had walked in the room.

“Sorry your highness. I’m just curious as to why Boy Genius here is bringing you hangover cures.”

“Well it’s his fault I’m this fucked up so he owes me.” You grumbled, swiveling around in your chair to face your desk. You pulled your lap top out of your canvas bag and started to set up for your work day.

“Wha-how is it his fault.”

That’s when Spencer turned bright red and tried to change the conversation, or at least get out of it. “I—well it’s not…I….hotch is…”

Spencer basically ran across the bullpen and up the stairs to Hotch’s office, avoiding the conversation he almost just had.

“I don’t think you wanna know.” You smirked and bit into the muffin from Dunks that Spencer had got you, not looking at the man behind you.

“I’m starting to think that too.” His eyes narrowed and he looked between where Spencer had run off to, and you.

Something was going on between the two of you, and Derek Morgan was going to figure it out.

[youngavenger]

Pride

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[biomic]

yeah?

[alisonblackmanadvicesisters]

The Clueless Collection for Nails by Morgan Taylor Is Back to the '90s

The Clueless Collection for Nails by Morgan Taylor Is Back to the ’90s

This is the super cute presentation box my samples arrived in Da Bomb! Of course, Cher has a 1995 –Motorola StarTAC I’m so excited to share the Morgan Taylor Clueless Collection nail lacquer and Gelish colors. The collection features back-to-the-late 80s-to- 90’s shades, in partnership with Paramount Pictures.  If you haven’t seen the iconic film it’s an empowering story of a wealthy young woman…