Odysseus: If your love story was a movie, what would it be?
Patroclus: Probably a tragicomedy
Achilles: what? why?
Patroclus: Because it's got the drama of the war and comedy of your stubbornness.
Achilles: And the tragic of your terrible jokes.
Patroclus: They're gold to someone... Just not you.
Achilles: Wait no-
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