#moriartyxsebastain

[thesmartone]

Sebastian: Boss?

Sebastian: BOSS????

Jim, singing: FROM THE SKY DROP LIKE CONFETTI, ALL EYES ON ME, SO V.I.P.

Sebastian:....You made a singing entrance for your birthday party with so many people seeing you? Talk about no shame and guts

[thesmartone]

Jim: How long are you going to be mad at me?

Sebastian: *looks at clock* 20 more minutes

[thesmartone]

Jim: Don't you dare raise your voice at me!

Sebastian: OR WHAT?

Jim: ....I might cry.... don't make me feel embarrassed ...

[thesmartone]

MorMor post

Seb: I have battled tigers, MAN HUNTERS! Now, I am one too, all cuz of you Jimmy!

Jim: OF COURSE NOT! You are the most daring, the best of all Shikari in the wor-

Seb: *frustrated* Damn Karma!

Jim: *puppy eyes* Daddy loves you the best

Seb: ... The details are at my desk right? I'm off to work.

[thesmartone]

JIM X SEB

Jim: Hey! I got Rachael for ya Seb!

Seb:

Seb:

Jim: *whispers* oh my man has fallen huh? I will land him right!

Jim: *almost screams in Seb's ear* CAN I LAY BY YOUR SIIIIDEEE??????

Seb: *wakes startled* AARRRGHHH!

Jim: Oh my angel has woken up! Here, I got you Rachael!

Seb: *glares* I SAID I WANTED BAGELS AND NOT RACHAEL WHEN YOU COME BACK!!!

Jim: *feels fear*

Jim: *oh no no no Why don't I have a better plan????*

Jim: ...y-you know, Rachael was a good girl, she didn't cause any trouble at all *hands over Rachael to Seb*

Seb: YOU TOOK HER TO WORK?? SHE IS A CAT! SHE NEEDS TO BE FED! SHE IS A HOUSE CAT! SHE COULD HAVE GONE MISSING!!! MR.JIM MORIARTY, I-

*ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT YOU starts playing in background*

Jim: *kneels down, has a ring box* Sebastian Moran, will you-

Seb: *tackles Jim* yes!

Jim: OOOH Staying alive ain't so boring now...

Me: *tries calling Jim to ask for the payment of audio system*

Me: *realizes I have an assassin near me* ok, I will make myself scarce, its free service!

me: *gets away safe, my phone rings, stayin alive*

me: *throws the phone away cuz I want to stay alive*

me: *whistles happily*