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I love vasago, he's my boy, I love how he speaks Spanish yet he's like, so tame (wich I know it may be also because it would be kind of hard to translate in a smooth way smt like Cabron hijo de la reputa que te parió but who cares)
Anyway as someone who lives with birds I know how a discussion with any kind of parrot would have led to Wich led me to do this

They just. Scream harder. My stepdad has a parrot that has hated my guts since I was like 7 and she just SCREAMS bloody murder whenever i go into the room.
Also have me in the hotel room with vasago because I wanted to draw him

"What the fuck is he doing??"
#sorry for any followers or moots i have that may not like hazbin or helluva but this is my telenovela 😔#i love the show for just how much drama there is and also for its flaws#my love for this spanish parrot was strong enough to overpower my fear of liking the show#moron yaps#my art#Helluva boss#helluva boss vasago#helluva boss andrealphus#i will never learn how to write that bird's name
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I always wondered what they did with that faceplate
#ninjago#lego ninjago#kai smith#ninjago kai#jay walker#ninjago jay#zane julien#ninjago zane#oppositeshipping#zane x kai#kai x zane#peppermint shipping#you lucky sods getting two oppositemango posts in a month#Jay and Kai yap to each other about relationships because they're both bisexual morons that think everyone is hot#This is a reference to that one despicable me 2 scene
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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luffy's genius ideas (please don't tag as l/wlu)
#law don't pretend like you aren't also a moron </3#go doorbell ding dong ditch with your cousin....#i need to draw sengarp at some point so i can spread my law and luffy step grandchildren trutherism#okay. enough yapping#luffy#monkey d luffy#trafalgar water d law#trafalgar d water law#one piece#my art
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Do you think after making temperance carnitas Ken just starts randomly glowing green?
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...And if you're gonna call me a bitch, you better put dumb in front of it, because guess who bought a bottle of "melatonin" from the pharmacy after staring at the shelf for actually 5 minutes trying to decide what dose to get only realizing several hours later that it wasn't melatonin, but magnesium AFTER swallowing a capsule and not even from the taste but from taking a second to READ THE FUCKING LABEL TWICE.
*points thumbs at myself* this girllll
#my way or the highway bitch#i can't fucking read#like let this sink in#i took a pill thinking it was something completely diffrent than what it was with zero hesitation in spite of sevral dead give aways#like how the tag line says its “good for your bones” i saw that and was just like “oh i didn't know meletonin is good for your bones neat!"#or how the dose i chose was 150 mg instead of the regular 5 - 10 because it was the cheapest bottle#OR how it came in capsules in the first place when ive only ever had then in tabs from this brand???#i swallowed that pill unquestioningly#you follow a moron#a moron that wasted 15 dollars today#im nearly 20 years old...#yapping
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i would never go to olive garden, i hate olives
#eff yaps#OK I KNOW ITS NOT JUST FUCKING OLIVES#this is a draft and when i read it out to someone a bit ago#she was like “they don’t just sell olives eff’’#LIKE NO SHIT u fucking moron no place on earth would stay open#just selling fucking olives#in fact i would make it a personal mission#to destroy every chain olive restaurant they opened#I’d create a weapon. one that’s ammo is olives#and just PEWPWPEPWPWPWPEPW at people’s heads#olives are gross and should only be used for garnish in cocktails
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how do you feel about steven's moral alignment if you had to pin it? (aka, do you think he's neutral evil, true neutral, etc etc, anything off the character moral alignment chart)
OOOOHH okay okay so, me personally, i think that he would be lawful neutral.
Actually, probably on the whole lawful spectrum at points.
Since he is quiitee the awful boss and person in general in the first game, doing things that i would evaluate as "evil" such as framing Jack for murder, all while still estimating murder itself as too evil. Although he didn't really bother whenever someone died in the springlock suit...
That's it, he never really bothered in general after he got springlocked. I would say he definitely is lawful, since he always sticked to his "cause" or, what was made to be his cause after being turned into a Phoney. Always doing what Fazbenders demands/expects from him, such as sending Peter to the factory. Which is quite the awful thing to do. But it is lawful in that sense as well as.. evil? Would be quite lawful if he did it for the companies sake and his loyalty to it, which he does seem quite attached to in general ooorr he might've done it for selfish reasons. Cause he's a coward. Which woouuld push him more to "evil"
All the while,, before he was a Phoney, i would clearly say lawful good as much as we can tell from how far the story goes. Cause he had the moral backbone to stick up to Henry after seeing him murder children and tried to stop him, even to his own demise.
After that ig he just kinda.. broke? I mean it is quite a thing to go through. He probably just got scared and even abandoned his morality to follow orders and just stopped caring for anything besides that. Using every opportunity to let out his frustration on his employees in being an angry ass. (Plus his loss of memory,, which doesn't scrap everything from how it seems, but it does change quite a bit of the Phoneys former personalities logically.)
Maybe he was just too scared from then on, too scared to face the consequences of his actions after that one action led to his own doom. Or just afraid that (since we don't know how much he had before being a phoney) that he loses the only thing that he still has and that might still be important to him (his job) if he disobeys. And fears getting fired. Or rather discontinued i suppose... i sure got a bone to pick with that damn boss of fazbenders
Apart from all that, can't forget that he did stick up to all he did in the end (even if just after lots of pursuing..,) apologised and wanted to make up for it. So he definitely can't be inherently evil. I think he's juuust a big ass coward.
Sooo yeah my conclusion would be lawful neutral all in all! Haha.. i totally did not enjoy this question.. thank you so much.
#if you actually read through my longass yapping session. wow! damn. Props.#he's just so pathetic i need to hug the shit outta this moron.#I LOVE STEVEN RAAAAGGGHHJR#Steven stevenson#dsaf#ask lou
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There's been a burn ban on my city for about a week now, and there have been FIFTY fires since the ban was put into effect.
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Andriy's face and Ze's gesture during the Milei meeting is absolutely gold! 😂

#*an idiot ... moron ... a big one ... at least a nice one ... hopefully hes not yapping again ... smile andriy smile only 28 meetings left*#“and his first demand was that i get replaced with that dumbfuck medvedev can you imagine?!”
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I haven't seen many people ask this but, is there any world general background lore?
The main important lore to know is like- the driving force of the campaign!
Since we're using my AU map for the campaign, we're also using my concept for the time period! In this world, most sheep and goats live on the continent of Concolor, which used to belong to Narinder. After Shamura received the prophecy of the lamb, the bishops decided to, of course, kill all the sheep! They also decide to lock the continent in stasis, or freeze it in time. There is a set date for when they're planning to do this, and ANYONE who stays on the continent will die. The only option is to leave- for most people, they simply make it to the doorway and pass through after proving species and showing their papers or whatever. For sheep- they'd have to sneak through. There are hunters everywhere trying to kill as many sheep as possible during this great evacuation, as an extra preventative measure to make sure none of them can sneak out!
Of course, though, at the end- only one manages. We don't know who that one is yet :]
Its good to know that we're using your maps but my bishops so Shamura has troops fuckin everywhere
um ummm . i'm using this as my chance to spill MORE mary lore . she's lived in two different villages - the one she was born into an then tha one she met joseph and had azazel in
we cant forget to add the fact there are child soldiers in silk cradle
tha child soldiers r very very important
silk is just a little silly bc pf that . just a little
yeah it totally did not mess up with his development
#please trust that i had permission to yap here#copper speaks#sock speaks#bunny speaks#moron speaks#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl au#rlr dnd
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{ wordbarf ahead } { mun doesn't know if Bridge should be using International Atomic Time or Coordinated Universal Time or both... o( ̄┰ ̄*)ゞ on one hand, TAI is more accurate since it relies on the constantly stable resonance frequency of atoms, on the other UTC is loosely based on TAI and is most convenient for use as a standard time-keeping method, especially when you spend most your time space-travelling or wandering through other dimensions. Could just have her use both for the sake of it, i mean why not? }
#{ idk atp hhhhhh-- }#{ OOC }#{ mun is yapping }#{ edit: Im a moron they're literally the same save for a half minute time disparity........ think before you speak mun }
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heres my official Roo certified tier list of all the sims games (i could find):
For some reason some of them wont show up (like three or four images) in the bar thing and i think its cuz i converted the file type so rip but they woulda went into the i dont know this one category
Here's the Link if you want to do it (Tag me! I'd love to see it :))
You MAY have to zoom in to read some of them !!
feel free to add images or add/remove Columns (I made sure it only had S+, S, A-F and a "Never Played it" in the template)
Under the cut I'll add a transcribed version of the list JUST in case you want to do this and don't know what's what :)
TOP OF THE LIST -> BOTTOM OF THE LIST
TSM the QUEEN: The Sims Medieval
S: The Sims 3, The Sims 1
A: The Sims 2
B: (EMPTY)
"Never played it and I WANT to play it": Medieval Pirates and Nobles, Sims Life Stories, Sims Bustin Out, Sims Castaways
C: (EMPTY)
D: (EMPTY)
"[F] Kay y ess 🥰": Sims 4, Sims Mobile, Sims Freeplay
"Never played it but I've heard of it": Sims 1 Console (Specifically PS2?), Sims Castaway Stories, Sims Online, Urbz
"??? I don't know this one": Sims Social (To clarify this is a website), Sims 2 Gameboy Advance (/Console edition?), Sims Olympus (Added this for some reason - It's the cancelled version of TS4), Simsville, Sims Carnival (Snapcity ig?), MySims, MySims Agents, MySims Kingdom, MySims Party, MySims Racing, MySims SkyHeroes, Sims 2 Apartment Pets (On the DS?)
"THERE WAS A SHOW??": The Sims Spark'd
#im kind of a moron i shouldve put MySims into at least Never Played it but Ive heard of it- but it got mixed in with-#-all the other MySims games that I DIDNT know so rip#i actually hope someone does this cuz id LOVE to see ppls ratings#Im sure a lot of the more obscure ones (like Sims Carnival) will be placed in Never played it#yapping#Roo's ratings#< new tag just in case :)#this'll probably be my only tier list if I dont do expansion pack tier lists tho tbh
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These two will help me get used to practicing body shapes im not used to istg
Btw think if there ever is a second movie (sobbng as i know there def not be one) they should kill the peanut man cuz no way all machines were ok with that piece of paper he signed for them
#moron yaps#my art#the electric state#tes herman#tes keats#the electric state keats#the electric state herman#a series with these two would be peak imo
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y'know i had to write a breakup last night and it ruined my ENTIRE day
#they're so sad#watanuki why are you such a fucking moron#xyri yaps#I'M SO SAD#and now fight shit???? why have i done this#i should probably like. sleep.
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because draw background kill my grandma ok
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