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frontkilop · 2 years
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eisiramdeus · 3 years
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ENIGMATII, IN HIS LETTERS TO THE CAP’N    💋 from my lil’ firefighter boi    ( Send “💋” to kiss my muse out of nowhere. )
✯ DON’T GO CRYIN’ TEARS DOWN MY CHEST     AND TELL ME IT’S RAININ’ PARTNER, AIN’T     DRY BUT I HEAR YA BREATHIN’ AND KNOW     YOU’RE HANGING IN THERE, TIGER.
LET’S STOP worrying to death and worrying sick, I’ve seen worse, right? He lets Mr. Strand Sr. go off for the night, drive back home in silence, while he takes his place in the overnight watch. IT’S ALRIGHT MR. STRAND, I’ll be lookin’ out fer him. Y’know I will. I know you will.
SOUND OF MONITORS BEEPING IN THE NIGHT, hallway lights dimmed down. He’s sat in that warmed chair for some hours of the night now, every page, front and verse, ups and downs of his phone scrolled through and consumed, digested, time spent and time sent away. I FELT IMMORTAL, TOO, before being shot. I FELT EVEN MORE SO after having lived to tell. A kind of hardening that weaves around the experiences and bulges. Exhilarating, to be the professional at surviving. Pray you don’t encounter it a second time. My breathing syncs with your pulse, in, a beep, out. I am thirty years beyond lamenting to God, why bad things happen to good people in your hands, clutching the golden orthodox cross around his neck, He has his demands prescribed in testament. OUT OF HIS HANDS, but faith you’ll hang in there are mine and it’s conviction and I have the patience to see it through. Eyes closing, posture slouching, head falling and the discomfort stirs him. 
He climbs atop the cot, careful, gentle, unplugging nothing, fitting himself in with a delicate approach as though not to disturb him, but God, I would shake you awake. On his side, chin to his hair, arm slips around his neck, pulling his head into his chest. Conviction, I tell you. I’ll browbeat all your problem straight like a damn Sergeant, but Tiger, hang in there. 
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FOUR IN THE MORNING, I know it because I saw it on the red analog clock on the wall, you kiss me in the collar bone, faint, weak, it’s soft but God, it hits—that’s out of nowhere, flood and thunder, miracle atop Mount Parnassus. His grip on T.K.’s shoulder tightens; oh, sweetheart, I got you, you know that. Please.
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chazz-anova · 4 years
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We’re snooping on your playlist! Put your music library on shuffle and tell us the first ten songs that pop up, then tag your victims
Tagged by @ja-crispea thank you! I love sharing music 🎶♥♥♥
1. Homegrown Honey - Darius Rucker
I take a sip of that smile... you little homegrown honey
2. Mamma Mia - Meryl Streep
Will I ever learn? I don't know how...
3. Mount Sinai - $uicideboy$
I'm Donny Darko when I spark up and I'm creepin like Frank
4. Dragula - Rob Zombie
Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
5. What Makes You Country - Luke Bryan
Let me hit you with some hometown truth; you can be a cowboy on a texas plain, or a plowboy waitin on the rain, we're all a little different but we're all the same
6. Holla At Me - Soulja Slim
Either you love me or love me not I'mma be me
7. Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
Thunder only happens when its rainin, players only love you when they're playing
8. Fucking My Heart In The Ass - Steel Panther
You can kick me as hard as you want in the left ventricle. You can bite like a bitch with your teeth on my aortic arch, but I won't even flinch not an inch. It would be a cinch when compared to the pain of the emotional boner you shoved in my heart's ass today
9. How Do You Like Me Now - Toby Keith
I couldn't make you love me but always dreamed about living in your radio, how do you like me now?
10. Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Brenda Carlisle
We're spinning with the stars above, and you lift me up in a web of love
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kaunis-sielu · 5 years
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The Deputy
A/N: if you wanna know “Warrior’s” story go read “The Sheriff” it’s a reader x Steve Rogers au. This is Bucky x reader (new character) au. Enjoy!!
You were worried. You hadn’t seen one of your friends, a young woman who’d lost her family and had been living in a cave, for a while now. You’d called her Warrior, her name sounding like the word. She hadn’t seemed to mind, and you’d grown close, teaching her to hunt and trap and how to ride had bonded you. She taught you English and she learned your language, although you’d picked up on hers much quicker than she yours. You’d often visited one another, checking in to be sure she was safe but after the mare you’d helped her get had died it had gotten harder to see one another and you’d been worried. Warrior was smart but also couldn’t outrun a horse should any of the Hydra gang show up.
You couldn’t get up to the cave she and her dog called home from this side of the mountain with all the snow and ice so it had been nearly four months since you’d seen your friend. But finally the ground has dried and you can make the hike up the mountain. You only have a few hours before the threatening black clouds roll in so when you get the chance to leave you take it.
You’ve got supplies on your back, enough to stay for a couple days in the cave, and are anxious to see Warrior and Lucky again. Rounding the corner you use the whistle, the one with the distinct sound to it, to let her know you were coming. When there’s no response you don’t worry sometimes she and Lucky trade with the small town on this side of the mountain. The first clap of thunder sounds and you’ll be grateful to be settled in the cave with Warrior. You glance up at the clouds one last time before moving inside. They’re coming quickly.
When you move into the cave you worry. The thick blanket you’d given her for the winter is
on the bed. It’s too warm up here for that blanket now. The fire pit is cold, no live embers sit waiting to be brought back to life to warm or make food. It smells kind of musty too, and everything is still set up for winter.
You’re concern is mounting rapidly and you’ve got half a mind to go back to the village right now when a clap of thunder causes you to let out a surprised squeak. Making your way to the mouth of the cave you see that your chance for escape has gone, and that Warrior probably isn’t going to make it up here tonight. You should’ve brought a horse. You drop your bag of stuff on her larger bed, you rifle through your bag looking for one of the little tins of food that you’d packed. It’s then the sound of a horse reaches your ears. You head for the opening of the cave, a broad smile on your face, before remembering that Warrior doesn’t have a horse.
You freeze in your tracks and pivot quickly as you hear the click of the hooves on the stone floor of the cave. Grabbing your bag you rush to the back part of the cave, the part that is set up for a horse and duck down into the furthest corner. It’s the best you can do, behind a pile of hay and in the darkest corner.
It’s a man, his voice soft and low. You can’t make out what he’s saying yet but you can tell he’s getting closer.
“Don’t look at me like that Dex. I didn’t ask it to start rainin’.” His voice is smooth and silky, it makes you curious what he looks like. The horse nickers, “Come on, what’re complainin’ about? Huh? You’ve got food ready to go. I gotta cook and dry my clothes. So check the attitude or I’ll keep those carrots for myself.” He grumbles and if you weren’t so scared of him you might’ve laughed. You inch around the side of the hay pile, so slowly that it doesn’t feel like you’re moving at all.
You watch with only your right eye peering around the hay pile as the man, whose really more like a dark shape with a hat, takes care of his horse. “Even my blanket is wet. Do you have to sleep on a wet blanket Dexter? No, no you don’t.” He continues to gripe, “Go to the cave Buck, you’ll love the peace and quiet Buck, yea. Great suggestion Steve.” He says to himself, it’s honestly more than a little entertaining. He’s finished taking the saddle, blanket and bridle off of his horse and he takes the saddlebags and heads back to the main part of the cave. The second he’s gone his horse is staring over at you.
“Alright Dex, I’ll get you some water-“ he trails off seeing that his horse isn’t paying any attention to him and is instead staring into the corner. You slowly move out of sight, hoping he hasn’t seen you, “and here’s a carrot you brat.” He continues and you breathe a sigh of relief. He hasn’t seen you. Now all you have to do is wait for him to fall asleep so you can get out of here.
You listen to him make food, and see the light from a bright warm fire dancing on the walls. You drift off twice while waiting, waking to loud booms of thunder each time. It feels like ages as you wait for him to fall asleep. But the noses do stop and the fire does dim so after waiting another hour you slowly and silently make your way to the entrance of the cave. You glance over at the bed and when he’s not there your heart stops you turn quickly to head back to your hiding space when you crash into a broad chest.
“Hello there darlin’. Thought I saw those pretty eyes in the dark.”
Oh no.
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harvest-honeymoon · 5 years
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Raining Pitchforks
So,,, this is that Court Verse intro I talked about in the twitter poll I linked earlier. This is a long fuckin’ boy but I had a lot of fun writing it, since I really enjoy these characters.
Just as a note, this fic contains swearing, mentions of the Devil and urban legends, and 2 instances of misgendering, as Orianna/Pirouletta is a transwoman still coming to terms with her identity and hasn’t disclosed it to Sixer/King Dice. I know that subject matter can be triggering for some folks, so I’m putting a warning and ‘#misgendering tw’ for blacklisting purposes.
“Son of a bitch, whose idea was this?”
The question posed was rhetorical and often reiterated. It made Irving smile faintly and shake his head, even as he felt rainwater patter against the inside. Thunder rolled in the background, making his cup-headed brother Rudyard flinch.
Although the two toons lingered under an outcropping of trees, the torrent the sky bore seemed unyielding. The branches that loomed above them did little to shield them from the weather, let alone the handmade box of moonshine that sat at their feet. The rocky outcroppings behind them were slick from the rain. Even the mountains seemed soaked.
“You were th’ one who wanted out th’ house,” Irving replied.
“Well, yeah,” Rudy answered. “I was goin’ stir crazy! I can’t jus’ sit an’ sleep all day.”
The red toon wrung out his shirt, frowning. The bent, striped straw in his head swooped along his rim as he looked down at himself.
Although Irving didn’t pace about or bubble over, he too frowned, brow furrowed. He leaned against the damp trunk of a tree, arms folded over his chest. One hand’s set of fingers drummed on his upper arm.
“Y’think we rushed him?” Irving asked. “Made him nervous?”
“There’s nervous, then there’s leavin’ us an’ our hooch in th’ pourin’ fuckin’ rain,” Rudy said.
“I doubt he was gonna buy any of Ma’s stuff, Irv, even with th’ discount.”
Irving sighed quietly, bowing his head. Rudy picked up the box.
“C’mon, let’s go. We’ll catch our death out here.”
“We’re still fifteen bucks short.”
Rudy had started to take a step out from under the canopy, only to pause. Irv didn’t move a muscle.
“Irv, things’re tough all over,” Rudyard replied after a moment.
“It won’t be th’ end of th’ world if we tell ‘em we need a couple days. Even then, we’ve lived without electricity b’fore.”
The cup toon took the step he’d been planning, then another, starting to walk away.
“We can make candles like we used t’ when we were sippy cups. Bathe in th’ river.”
Rudy flicked his straw, so it sat comfortably at the back of his head.
“Who needs gas power anyway?”
Thunder roared just above them, causing Rudy to jump again and stop in his tracks. Unmoving, Irving glanced to the box Rudy held, his eyes lingering on its smudging XXX label.
“We promised Ma.”
Rudy swallowed, then returned to the tree. The brothers turned to look out over a field of grass beside them, each in thought.
With the heavy clouds that clung to the sky, the night was darker than most. The distant lights of Nib City hardly penetrated the gloom, only catching a set of defunct railroad tracks cutting through the prairie grass. Urban legend told of a ghostly train that had taken residence in place of the old engine, after the railway company dissolved under mysterious circumstances decades back. Nights like this guaranteed its arrival and departure for the unlucky found alone and destitute, or so folks said.
While no train occupied this space, the mere idea made Irving apprehensive. The mug-headed toon pulled out a cracked pocket watch and wiped at the glass face, to give himself something else to look at. The time read 11:59 PM, then 12 AM only a few seconds later.
At the stroke of midnight, the field was bathed in a soft, orange glow. Rudy stared, then nudged Irv to get his attention. Both pairs of eyes followed the light, which seemed to dance across the grass and shadows, to its origin, a cave in the mountainside.
This cave had its own fair share of stories, around Inkwell Isle. Some had claimed it was a bottomless pit, from which none who fell could ever escape. Some had said it was some primordial womb, where all had been born and were to die, should they try to reenter the sacred space. The most commonly held belief, however, was that the cave housed unfettered evi, so vile and conniving, the locals had blocked the entrance with stones for generations. The Devil himself was said to dwell within the cave, and should he find some hapless soul within his domain, they were most certainly damned.
Due to these superstitions and its peculiar resemblance to a yawning mouth, the cave had been dubbed The Devil’s Maw. As times changed, beliefs shifted, and explorers ventured into its depths, the aforementioned stones were removed from its entrance, but hushed whispers still spoke ill of the place and the youth were discouraged from entering its bounds.
By day, it appeared a sleepy chasm, untouched by color or sunlight… But now, it spoke with a tongue of molten silver to the young men, beckoning them inwards.
“...you’re seein’ that, right?” Irving asked.
“Sure am,” Rudy replied, awed.
“...last one there’s chipped porcelain!”
The cup toon took off like a shot across the field. Irving stalled a moment then pursued, shouting his way.
“Rudyard, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
“What’s it look like?” Rudy called back. “I’m goin’ lookin’!”
“Like hell you are!”
Clutching the moonshine to his chest, Rudy’s head sloshed liquid onto his shoulders and the ground behind him, but that didn’t stop either of them any.
“We need to sell that booze!” Irving spat.
“We’ve got 4 hours at most before the best bars in Nib close!”
“I know!”
“So why are you runnin’ the complete opposite direction, jackass?!”
Rudy grinned, looking to his brother.
“First off, my head’s gonna roll off my shoulders, with all this rain in it! I need it out, an’ I bet you do too! Second off, I figure if there’s light, there’s somebody livin’ here! If there’s somebody livin’ here, then there’s somebody who can buy our shit!”
Lightning struck just behind the two brothers, causing them both to yelp in surprise. Rudy let out an adrenaline-fueled laugh.
“You can’t tell me you wanna walk home while it’s rainin’ pitchforks out here!”
With these words, the brothers entered the cave and slowed to a halt to clean themselves up.
“I don’t, y’got me there,” Irv admitted. “But I doubt there’s anyone worthwhile here. The only folks you’ll find is at best, squatters, or at worst, a cult.”
“Since when do squatters put up neon signs? ‘R cults, fer that matter?”
Irving stopped and stared, following Rudy’s hand as he pointed. A large grouping of stalactites ahead and above them was emblazoned with a quartet of neon playing cards, each with a unique suit.
“...can’t say for certain,” Irv replied, unperturbed. “But I wouldn’t discount the latter.”
Rudy’s expression flattened, his hands busy straightening his head. He then picked up his box and started walking into the depths of the cave, with Irving in tow. The air had a strong sweet-sour smell to it, but it didn’t take long for them to get used to it.
“Y’were supposed t’ let me be right about people livin’ here,” Rudy snarked.
“Y’know, fer more than half a second.”
“That was a lucky guess,” Irving observed dryly.
“A lucky guess that’ll keep us from, I dunno, gettin’ pneumonia.”
“We probably have double pneumonia already at this rate.”
Despite his annoyance, Rudy chuckled as they walked along. Double pneumonia was another staple of banter between them.
“Triple fuckin’ pneumonia with a side ‘f exposure. It was like Noah’s Ark out there.”
The brothers continued into the cave, looking about as more signs of civilization came their way. Neon arrows pointing deeper into the Maw decorated the walls, as did moving signs depicting showgirls, drinks, chess pieces, dice, and more card suits. 2 more signs reading ‘WELCOME’ and ‘CASINO ENTRANCE’ were embedded into the hanging rock of the ceiling, with a 12 ft gap between each. The air around them warmed, the further they went into the cave.
“You have got to be kidding me,” Irv deadpanned.
“No way,” Rudy beamed. “Noooo fuckin’ way--”
“Who on Earth builds a casino in a cave?”
“Someone who’s real hep an’ happenin’ I bet,” Rudy said excitedly.
“They must have some real big operation, t’ have t’ hide it in here.”
“All the more reason to head back out,” Irving snarked, eyeing the advertising.
The brothers then happened upon a series of tall, rounded steps, carpeted with lush, red cotton and accented with gold trim. Two rows of white topped stanchions marked a path with velvet rope. At their feet read the words ‘TRY★YOUR★LUCK’. Beyond these steps laid a ritzy casino built on the edge of a cliff, unlike anything either of them had ever seen. Volcanoes erupted below and beyond their line of sight, painting the domed walls and ceiling of the cavern with the orange light they’d seen outside.
Dancing on the edge of theme park and luxury hotel, buildings in the shape of archaic chess pieces surrounded the back end of the establishment, giving the resort an imposing silhouette against the newly understood berth of the cave. The main building itself was tall and sleek in design, as it was cream in color with plum windows all down its front. Topped with a reddish dome roof, past a fountain of lava circled by prancing demon statues, and betwixt a pair of oversized game dice, the hotel lacked lighted signage, save for some neon pink cursive above its red front doors.
“The Devil’s Casino?” Irving mumbled to himself.  “That’s awful kitschy,”
Irving stood, contemplating the architecture, while Rudy mounted the stairs, smiling wide.
“I was right! I was right, there’s people here, they’ve got money, I was right--”
In that moment, Rudy reached the top of the stairwell, only to bump into someone who towered over him. The cup toon took a step back and shook his head, only to realize what had just happened. The stranger seemed to have come out of nowhere.
“Aw hell, sorry about that! Didn’t see you there.”
“Y’needn’t worry, my good man.”
The toon Rudyard had bumped into had a game die for a head, a pencil-thin mustache, and a winning smile. Dressed to the nines in a cream zoot suit, shined and spatted shoes, and a pink bow tie, the stranger readjusted his suit jacket after the brush-by, but did so without making a fuss. His voice was sure to smooth over any remaining matters, as it was slick and low, but friendly.
“I was hopin’ I’d bump into you two. I heard y’halfway down th’ cavern.”
“Our apologies, sir,” Irving said, stepping forward. “The echo in here carried further than we thought.”
Rudy rolled his eyes and folded his arms. The die toon let out a short laugh.
“I didn’t say you were causin’ a racket,” the stranger replied. “There’s no need to apologize.”
“Are you here t’ play, gentlemen?”
“Yeah,” Rudy replied with confidence. “We’re here t’ pl--”
Irving put a hand over his brother’s mouth, causing Rudy to grit his teeth against his hand.
“Actually, we’re here on business.”
“That a fact now? Well, I s’ppose I should introduce myself then,” the suited toon replied.
He put forward a gloved hand for Irving to shake.
“Name’s Heath Cesarano. My friends call me Sixer, an’ I own Th’ Devil’s Casino.”
“Irving Biccheiri,” the blue toon introduced himself. “This is my brother, Rudyard. We run a bootlegging business out in the Scapes.”
Irving and Heath shook hands, freeing Rudy in the process. Although he seemed miffed by his brother’s invasion of personal space, the red toon shook Sixer’s hand as well, when it was offered to him. On mention of bootlegging, the die toon’s eyebrow quirked in interest.
“Is that what you’ve got in your hands there?” Heath asked, gesturing to the box in Rudy’s arms.
“Finest stuff on the east end of the Isle,” Rudy boasted.
“We’re looking to sell it,” Irving explained.
“I see,” Heath said, rubbing his chin in thought. “Do y’mind if I sample your wares?”
“Be our guest,” Rudy replied. Irving swallowed beside him.
On choosing a bottle, Sixer uncorked it and took a sip,  hen pulled it away from his mouth. He smacked his lips as he tasted the spirits, then smiled at the young men.
“Say, that’s not half bad,” he remarked. “You boys’ve got somethin’ in the making, definitely.”
“In the making?” Irving asked. “Or worth selling?”
“Hah, you’ve keen ears,” Heath observed. His tone shifted as he spoke, sounding authoritative.
“I’m afraid that while I like what you’ve got, I can’t sell it at my establishment, nor can I let you sell it too close by. Th’ folks in there are lookin’ for high-quality hooch from names they know an’ can trust.”
Irving’s expression saddened with these words. Rudy took note and moved in front of Irving, looking Heath dead in the eye.
“No offense, Mr. Cesarano,” Rudy said. “But we’ve been selling our stuff all up an’ down th’ Isle.”
“We’re in some of th’ bars you’ll find in Nib City, an’ real popular in th’ Scapes.”
“That might be so,” Sixer replied. “But I only just met you boys t’night.”
“I’ve got a certain standard to meet at th’ behest of my landlord. It’s nothin’ personal.”
Rudy looked ready to argue but held off. Irving didn’t speak further, though it was clear he was trying to put on a brave face.
“We appreciate yer business, regardless,” Rudy told their new acquaintance. “That’ll be $3.”
Sixer pulled out four dollar bills and handed them to Irving. Irving paused, looking over the money in his hands, then looked to Sixer questioningly. Sixer winked, then spoke up again.
“If it ain’t too much t’ ask… Why are you boys lookin’ to sell, anyhow?”
Irving’s hands curled, as he folded his arms over his chest again.
“Simple,” Rudy answered, mirroring his brother’s gesture.
“We got bills t’ pay an’ mouths t’ feed, same as anybody. Rent’s comin’ up t’morrow an’ we’re eleven bucks short.”
“Ah,” Sixer replied. “My apologies for proddin’.”
“It is what it is. No need to be sorry.”
“I’m guessin’ you can’t sell much back in th’ Scapes, then?” Sixer prodded. “With yer presence?”
“Well, not right now, yeah,” Rudy agreed.
“We were s’pposed t’ meet somebody from Nib City for a deal,” Irving added. “But he didn’t show.”
“The storm caught up with us not long after.”
Sixer’s expression softened a little as the boys explained their situation. After a moment of thought, this softness faded away, instead replaced with a wily glint to the older toon’s eye.
“That’s a real shame that fella skipped out on ya, but I don’t think you’re out of luck for th’ night.”
Rudy looked on with interest. He had a feeling he knew where Heath was going.
“You could always take a shot at the games here,” Sixer continued. “If nothin’ else, you could dry off an’ get somethin’ to tide yourselves over.”
“I hear that storm ain’t s’pposed to let up until noon t’morrow. You won’t wanna be crossin’ those tracks out front if you can help it.”
Rudy considered the die-head’s words. Irving exhaled breath through his nose.
“You boys ever gambled b’fore?”
“I might be half yer size but I ain't-a kid,” Rudy scoffed. “Course I have.”
“Rudy, we should get going,” Irving muttered. “We couldn’t make a sale an’ we’re dry enough.”
“We couldn’t make a sale, sure,” Rudy replied. “But I could make a wager.”
Irving glowered at the prospect. Rudy frowned in response.
“Irving, if I play here, I could win us the cash we need t’ pay off rent t’morrow! We don’t gotta trudge out there, we don’t gotta get stood up-- It’ll be a cinch!”
The mug-head still didn’t look convinced, so Rudy put both of his hands on his shoulders, turning him away from Sixer so their discussion could be more private.
“Irving… C’mon, Irv. You’ve been workin’ yerself to th’ bone all month.”
Irving’s gaze went half-lidded. In the firelight and neon, the bags under his eyes could easily be seen. All the while, Sixer watched the young men talk to each other, grinning to himself knowingly.
“Let me handle th’ moneymakin’, you take a load off, an’ we can wait this out t’gether. You don’t gotta lift a finger.”
After a moment of consideration, the blue toon sighed.
“...Alright. If you think you can.”
“I know I can,” Rudy beamed. “They don’t call me Big Red fer nothin’.”
Irving cringed, making Rudy snicker. Sixer took a step forward, smiling.
“With a nickname like that, I can’t help but ask; you a craps player, by chance?”
“S’my favorite way t’ gamble!” Rudy answered, slinging an arm over Irv’s shoulders. Irving’s eyes narrowed.
“In that case, you should head on in an’ take a left, then a right,” Sixer advised.
“You’ll find our craps tables real easy.”
Rudy clinked his head against his brother’s as a gesture of affection, then took off into the casino, still holding the box of moonshine. Irving chose not to match his pace this time, as fatigue was starting to weigh on him. Sixer noticed as he looked down at his other pint-sized patron.
“And you?” Sixer asked. “Any preference?”
“I’m a cards guy,” Irving admitted. “But I don’t gamble, let alone in a place plastered with devils.”
Sixer’s grin got tight around the edges as he moved to Irving’s side.
“Aw, wheat, you superstitious ‘r somethin’? Don’t get yer suspenders in a twist, it’s just a motif.”
As the two walked into the casino, the various eyes of the devils in the decorating watched Irving as he passed. Irving didn’t notice at that moment, though he did feel oddly watched.
“I was about to ask you the same thing,” Irving replied. “What with that train track comment.”
“Hah, I wouldn’t call myself superstitious,” Sixer started.
“More just… Aware. I’ve had my fair share of experiences that’ve made me privy to the goings on around these parts.”
“Uh huh,” Irving replied, a bit distracted.
It was hard to blame him, with the hullabaloo going on around them, but Sixer still had to resist the urge to give him a dirty look. A uniformed toon with a heart for a head moved up beside Sixer to whisper something to him, before departing from the conversation.
The die toon looked down at the mug toon again, giving him an apologetic smile.
“As much as I’d love to continue our talk, I’m afraid I’ve got business t’ attend to. You’ll find our bars well stocked and lounges abound. If y’need anything, keep your eyes out for folks dressed like her--”
The die-head gestured to the heart toon, as she weaved in and out of the crowd.
“Or come find me. Oh, an’ I want you to have this.”
Heath extended a business card between two fingers to Irving. The card was matte and emblazoned with a devil, a pair of purple pipped dice, and multiple red roses. It even had gold trim.
“Like I was sayin’ earlier, you boys’ve got good stuff. I might take you up on the offer we discussed, should you improve yer product.”
“Thank you, sir,” Irving replied without enthusiasm.
“Please, call me Sixer. And if we don’t meet again, Irving, I hope you have a good night.”
“Likewise.”
With that, Sixer blended into the crowd, leaving each cup brother to their own devices.
— — —
By the time Irving supposed he ought to find his brother, an hour had passed. How, he had little idea.
One moment, he was being served water by an orange cocktail toon in a blue dress; the next, swing music roared through the halls, signaling the start of some sort of nightly shindig. Checking his pocket watch, the blue toon got up with a start and nearly fell off his barstool, but managed to tip his bartender and head out of the lounge without further trouble.
The joint reeked of booze, cigar smoke, and metal, with a tinge of marijuana and sweat, no matter what room he walked through. Noise constantly rang in his ears, ranging from vapid conversations and bad pick up lines to the obnoxious rattling, slamming, and pinging of an arcade. Top it off with the crowds of people trying to shout over the noise, and subsequently, each other, and Irving swore his porcelain head was going to crack from the decibel count.
It didn’t help that the damned place was so dark. For whatever reason, the architect had opted for interiors that caught shadows like a hungry spider, coupled with luminaires akin to candlelight. This only made the sounds louder, the smells stronger, and Irving’s mood worsen.
The mug toon’s discontent was so clear, it made Rudy pause just before throwing down his dice in another round of craps.
“Where were you?”  Irving demanded.
“Busy,” Rudy said as he rolled. “What’s it look like?”
The dice hit the wall of the table, revealing a 12. Rudy winced.
The dealer came over and took half a stack of chips, handing them over to a skeleton in a bow tie and a bowler hat. The patron leered at him, making Rudy grouse and pull what little stacks he had close to him.
“I hit a good streak while you were takin’ a break, so I’m ridin’ it.”
”How good?” Irving prodded
“Those chips are worth $1,” Rudy said, pointing to his hoard and across the table.
“Those’re worth $5, an’ these are worth $10. I even managed to squeeze a 25 out of an Aussie on th’ far end.”
Irving glanced up, seeing a skeletal, bipedal horse where Rudy gestured. The equine toon looked mean, even for a dead man.
“This is more than enough, then,” Irving figured, averting his eyes to Rudyard’s chips.
“It was,” Rudy said. “Until you threw me off.”
He shot his brother a glare, as the crowd cheered for another patron.
“Now I gotta win it back.”
“Do you still have what we made outside?” Irving pressed.
“‘Course I do! I ain’t as dumb as I look,” Rudy exclaimed.
“Then... What are you gamblin’ with?”
Rudy rolled the dice again, earning himself a $5 chip.
“My soul. I cashed it out for $75 in chips.”
Irving stared at his brother in disbelief.
“What?” Rudy asked. “I didn’t wanna spend th’ money you got.”
“Rudy, we’re in a casino named after the Devil.”
“Yeah? And?”
“What do you think the cashier meant when they said you could bet your soul?”
“Th’ cashier didn’t tell me nothin’. Some dominohead he was talkin’ to told me it’s a secret transaction unique to this joint. Th’ guy looked like a high roller, so I gave it a try. I didn’t have to hand any money over or anythin’.”
“They just… Gave you the chips?”
“No, I had to sign somethin’ beforehand,” Rudy shrugged. “But that was about it.”
“Did you even read it?”
“I skimmed it,” Rudy admitted. “It was just some casino contract. No big deal.”
Irving looked like he was going to ascend, the longer Rudy went on. Before Irving could chew his brother out, both toons felt powerful hands on their outermost shoulders.
“Hi-de-ho, gentlemen,” Sixer greeted them. “How goes your game?”
“Oh, I’m the only one playin’,” Rudy explained. “But it’s been goin’ alright.”
“I took up that soul deal ‘f yours for these chips. We’ll be eatin’ like kings t’night!”
“Did you now? An’ how’d you find out ‘bout it?”
The look in Heath’s eyes was too pleased for Irving’s liking. The die-head, as if reading his thoughts, moved his hands off them and stood beside Rudy, as the two talked.
“I was talkin’ to some domino guy in a boater hat, at th’ cashier’s booth. He’s the one who clued me in.”
“That’d be my buddy Pippin,” Sixer remarked warmly. “He helps me run th’ joint.”
“Does your ‘buddy’ happen to swoop in on every country boy who walks through your door?”
Sixer was about to say something, only to pause with Irving’s comment.
“Awful convenient he was there to give Rudy the news. Especially since you were the only person we told about our situation.”
The suited toon chuckled lightly. Irving could feel the air chill.
“Pippin doesn’t swoop, Irving. He loves people as much as anybody.”
Rudy, half listening to their conversation, rolled another turn and scored an 11. The table roared in approval, the dealer slipping him a couple stacks for winning the bet. Ironically, the dealer had a head of stacked chips himself, his face lined with horizontal stripes of orange, blue, and indigo.
Irving immediately set to work counting the chips. Sixer eyed him with a sharpening gaze.
“So with that ‘soul swap’ you did and our remaining debt, you’d need... 86 bucks to break even.”
“How much more do I need?” Rudy glanced his brother’s way, catching his worn expression.
“10 bucks.”
“Fuckin’ hell,” Rudy swore. “This table’s been colder than a meat locker most of th’ night.”
“Why don’t we raise the stakes, then?”
Sixer said this while motioning to the dealer, shooting Rudy a playful smirk.
“Sharps, get me a stack of fives, wouldja? I’m bettin’ th’ pass line.”
Sharps did as he was told, passing Sixer 20 $5 chips in exchange for a crisp $100 bill. The rest of the table’s players backed away, including the horse toon. Despite the change in atmosphere, Rudy grinned right back, a fire in his eyes.
Irving folded his arms tightly as the two men started to compete, forcing himself to watch the table instead of risking catching Sixer’s eye. There was something about the die-head that bothered him more than most, but he couldn’t place why, and that fact put him on edge.
A litany of rounds passed, but Irving wouldn’t have been able to tell anyone all of what happened. Some rolls got yells in glee, others had people throwing their hats to the floor. Chips went all around the rim of the table every which way, at dizzying speed. People chattered ceaselessly. The room seemed filled with eyes, all boring down on him and his brother.
Eventually, Rudy called out through the clamor, hopping up on the edge of the craps table to stand above the crowd. He breathed hard, face aglow from the adrenaline of gambling.
“Alright, you lot! This’ll be my last play!!”
Irving started to sigh in relief, only for Sixer to speak up. The die toon’s tone dripped with confidence and charisma, as he loomed over the craps’ table.
“If that’s th’ case, then I wager my soul an’ Sharps’! Right here, right now!”
Sixer pushed forward his remaining chips, which totaled to $150. The crowd whooped and laughed, eating up Heath’s enthusiasm like it was an inside joke. Sharps smirked faintly, shaking his head.
“Come an’ get me, small fry!”
The cup toon’s eyes rolled in his porcelain head like slots, turning to a pair of dollar signs.
“You’re on, Cesarano!”
Irving held his breath and lifted his head from watching the table, only to stare at something beyond the mass of people around them.
Across the room, there stood a great tapestry of imps and hellish creatures, galavanting through what appeared to be a monochrome jungle. Stretching high above the heads of the patrons gathered around, Irving would’ve figured it some priceless artifact… If the eyes of its inhabitants didn’t roll as well and fix on him. A chill spread throughout the mug toon’s chest.
“Rudyard,” Irving tried to say. “Rudy, we shouldn’t be here--”
“Irv, step off, I’ve got this.”
“No, you don’t. We need to go, now.”
The people around Irving booed, causing a ripple throughout the rest of the crowd. Rudy grimaced and threw his fists to his sides, midway through blowing into his rolling hand for good luck. His eyes had returned to their normal pie cut irises.
“I mean it, Irv, I don’t need your shit right now,” Rudy said sharply. “Let me do my thing.”
“My shit?” Irving demanded. “My shit?!”
“I’ve been dealing with your shit ever since we got here, Rudyard, and I’ve had it! If I weren’t exhausted from doing all the damn work back home, I would’ve dragged you out of here by your handle!”
The mug toon took a step forward, getting up in his brother’s face and earning more protest from the crowd. Rudy’s expression got dark, the liquid in his head bubbling.
“Well, now whose fault is that?” Rudy seethed.
“You never let me do fuck anythin’! I’m trying to do you a goddamn favor, so if you could sit the hell back and pull yer straw out of yer ass, I’d appreciate it!”
“Gambling isn’t a favor!” Irving spat. “Gambling is you, slacking off, getting into trouble, giving Ma a fuckin’ heart attack--!”
“You leave her the fuck outta this—” Rudy threatened.
“Then fold the damn game!” Irving ordered.
The cup toon clenched his teeth and looked his brother square in the eye.
“Fuck. You.”
Rudy threw down the dice forcefully, making them bounce hard against the back wall. Irving grabbed his wrist hard enough to bruise, but the damage was already done.
Snake eyes.
The crowd let out a low moan of sympathy and dissipated behind them. Now Rudy felt the same cold as his brother, looking down at the craps table. Irving stared down as well, then threw the cup toon’s wrist away, storming through the crowd and towards a doorway leading out of the craps room.
The moment he got a foot through the door, the mug toon collided with something hard enough to make him stumble backward. Irving sat up to protest, only to stop. In the meanwhile, Sixer made his way over to Rudy, putting a hand on his shoulder again, but without the camaraderie of before.
“Well, ain’t that a shame?”
A black sigil blocked the doorway. Looking around the room, similar occult drawings blocked the other doors, effectively trapping them in the room. Irving’s head moved Sixer and Rudy’s direction, hearing the snap of Heath’s fingers. With this motion, the contract Rudy signed appeared in Heath’s hand, which he proceeded to unroll and read over.
“Mhhm. As I suspected. You, my friend, are in debt.”
“Y’don’t gotta rub it in,” Rudy said quietly.
“Oh, I ain’t rubbin’,” Heath hummed. “But I’m gonna need both of your souls, as per our agreement.”
“What?”
Irving got up and stumbled back their way. Rudy couldn’t look him in the eye.
“I said,” Heath repeated. “As per our agreement, I’m gonna need both of yer souls, since that’s what I won in our wager.”
“Our souls?” Rudy asked. “As in… Immortal souls?”
“Mhhm,” Heath agreed. The die toon seemed detached, as if he’d gone through this spiel before.
“Why do you need his?” Rudy asked, pointing to Irving. “I’m th’ only one who signed.”
Heath smiled and shook his head, offering the contract for Rudy to read and reciting the terms off his head for Irving.
“Paragraph four, section one, addendum one. ‘Should the client be unable to pay a debt or a wager, due to a lack of necessary, spiritual capital, souls within the client’s company including, but not limited to, friends, family, pets, et cetera, shall be collected as seen fit, in order to ensure a fair transaction between the associated parties.’”
Rudy’s shoulders sank. Irving stepped forward to stand next to Rudy, though he kept distance between them. He stared hard at Sixer, trying to comprehend what had just happened.
“...so we’re damned, then,” the mug toon said eventually
“Essentially,” Sixer replied. “I wagered my soul an’ my dealer’s in th’ form of those chips. Ergo, two souls. Rudyard here only had th’ chips to cover one.”
“I didn’t think you could wager a soul,” Rudy said, with a little laugh.
“I-I thought it was a steal… I… I...”
“Aw, don’t beat yerself up, wheat,” Sixer said, waving his hand dismissively. “Hell ain’t so bad.”
“I visit from time t’ time. It’s a little on th’ warm side, as you could imagine, but it ain’t all fire an’ brimstone.”
“...may I see that?” Irving asked, gesturing to Heath’s hand.
“Sure thing, kid.”
Heath handed over the contract, which Irving proceeded to scour. Rudy looked to Sixer with wide, sad eyes, mouth faintly open as if he was trying to protest. Sixer averted his gaze from the cup toon, opting for Irving instead.
“Here.”
Irving pressed his finger next to another paragraph and turned the paper Sixer’s way, then back to himself, to read.
“...paragraph six, section six. ‘Should a client wish for the return of their immortal soul, they are allowed to perform a designated task for the interested party, according to said party’s jurisdiction. This can include the retrieval of items and other souls, the harm or killing of another person, with or without a body, assistance in correspondence between the party and others, et cetera. Should the task be agreed upon by both entities and completed by the client, the client’s soul, and any souls hitherto collected, shall be restored.’”
As Irving read, Heath’s eyebrows furrowed, then perked, as he thought on these words. He got a wicked smile, seeing Irving’s angle.
“So you wanna work for me to get ‘em back, huh?”
“Yes, sir,” Irving said, with a stony tone. The word ‘sir’ dripped venom.
“Well then you boys are lucky,” Heath remarked. “Cuz you ain’t the only ones who got rent t’ pay.”
The pair of siblings stared, apprehensive.
“I need souls like yours t’ keep the lights on here. My landlord ain’t interested in, ah, standard currency. There’s been a trend ‘round these parts of people comin’ to my place, sellin’ their souls to get chips… Then duckin’ out, whether they win or lose.”
Heath’s expression darkened. As he was 6’6”, he towered over the brothers, who each were around 4’0”, making him appear quite imposing.
“Now boys,” Heath went on. “Think of me what y’will, but I ain't-a cruel man.”
“I have it that my contract necessitates collection, but not immediately so. I let folks say their goodbyes, I let ‘em tie up loose ends… Hell, sometimes I let folks keep their souls ‘til their natural end if it strikes my fancy. I also know these folks are strugglin’, same as you. Everyone’s tryin’ t’ get by, however they can.”
Sixer paced around the cup toons as he spoke, fixing the rose in his lapel. He reminded Rudy of a jaguar, and Irving a cobra.
“But,” Heath concluded. “I believe that when terms like this are broken, they require punishment.”
“These folks agreed, like you, to hand over their souls and they know it. The lot of ‘em raided my casino a month ago an’ made off with their contracts, no doubt to try an’ forge up new terms, conditions, ‘r signatures. Those puppies are enchanted, so they can’t be altered by anybody but me, but I still need the physical copy I signed with my clients. They grant me proof of ownership.”
“So you want us t’ be yer repo men,” Rudy clarified. “Is what yer sayin’?”
“When it comes down t’ brass tacks, yes,” Heath agreed. “But you won’t be killin’ nobody unless you have to.”
“Those contracts have an agreed death date, as does yours. When I cash in, the clients will die as agreed, an’ their souls will be collected.”
“How efficient,” Irving said sarcastically. “How long do we have?”
“I’m sure you can guess,” Sixer hummed.
Irving screwed up his face, then let out a low, pained breath.
“Six days, six hours, and six minutes.”
Sixer smirked in surprise.
“I was right about you,” he said. “You really got a good head on those shoulders.”
“Sixer, all and no disrespect at once,” Irving deadpanned. “But I don’t give a shit.”
“You really should,” Heath purred in amusement. “It can get you places.”
Sixer slipped his hand into his pocket, then extended it to Rudy. Enclosed in his grip was $11.
“Consider this a deposit.”
Rudy took the money reluctantly, looking at Sixer with daggers. Sixer only smiled, like a cat who’d swallowed a canary. Once the money was exchanged, the sigils in the doorways disappeared.
Irving took initiative and walked out of the casino with long, punchy strides. Rudy followed not long after, leaving Sixer alone in the room. Once he was sure the brothers had gone, he called out to the rest of his patrons.
“Y’all can come out now, they’ve up and left!”
Like magic, the room was filled with people again, all getting up to raucous gambling and other forms of sinning. Sixer left the room with an accomplished laugh, dusting his gloved hands off each other. A moment later, he was seized by his bow tie and dragged down to someone else’s eye level.
“Where the hell have you been?!”
His captor was none other than his underboss Orianna ‘The Wheel’ Romano, a golden, geometric automaton in a dealer’s suit. Her nasally New Yorker accent bore into Sixer’s ears, but he didn’t mind at that moment.
“Giraudo, pal, you’re just the man I wanted to see!”
Sixer beamed on seeing her, but Orianna didn’t return the gesture. The name he called her made her uncomfortable, and while normally she could stomach its use, their current situation cut into her patience. She chose to press onwards in conversation and let go of him though, as she knew he meant no harm by it.
“You say dat every time I come sniffin’ you out, boss,” she huffed. “Now answer da question. I’ve been two steppin’ through dis helter skelter all night lookin’ for youse.”
“Sorry about that,” Sixer apologized. “I was outside earlier doin’ some carnival barkin’.”
“Carnival barkin’?” Orianna scoffed with a grin. “What year is it, 1925? Don’t we have people fer dat?”
“Sure, but I’m a professional.,” Sixer said with a sly wink. “Went t’ trade school and everything. I can’t let that degree get rusty.”
Orianna rolled her eyes and shook her head, smiling a little.
“Don’t suppose ya roped in somethin’ to fix us bein’ 19 souls short?”
“Actually,” Heath replied, smug. “The funniest thing jus’ happened.”
Orianna looked his way, tilting her tapered head like some great bird.
“I bagged two souls jus’ now. Pair of cup headed folks from th’ Scapes. One of ‘em signed a contract but got in two souls deep.”
“Oh, y’pulled the old ‘one two’ on ‘em?” the robot prodded, interested.
“Yeah,” Heath agreed. “The one who didn’t sign was onto me, but the other guy? Pff, it was like takin’ candy from a baby. No impulse control t’ speak of.”
“Gee, don’t dat sound like somebody I know,” Orianna snarked knowingly.
Now it was Heath’s turn to roll his eyes, but his smirk didn’t die away. He was used to this line of talk between them.
“So we’re only down 17 now?” Orianna clarified. “Dat’s good, but I don’t get how dat’s a rip-snorter.”
“A what now?” Heath asked with a little laugh.
“A rip-snorter,” she reiterated. “Y’know, somethin’ real good an’ goin’ our way?”
“You sure Kahl didn’t fit ya with a faulty lexicon there, Romano?” Heath prodded playfully.
“It’s a real fuckin’ word, y’goon,” she insisted, gesturing with her thumb over her shoulder. “Ask around town.”
“Alright, fine, later,” Heath conceded. “Still, though, that one who didn’t sign asked t’ see the contract.”
“No shit. An’ den what?”
“He volunteered the two of em t’ get back our receipts,” Heath explained. “Under paragraph 6.”
A beat passed. Orianna’s eyebrows rose and settled, intrigued.
“An’... How old are dese guys ‘xactly?” she asked.
“21 ‘r so,” Heath said.
“Twenty one—“ Orianna rested her forehead in her hand.
“Please tell me dey got magic.”
“...I… Didn’t see,” Heath admitted, rubbing the back of his neck.
“...we’re outsourcin’ collect fer our boondogglin’ t’ a couple twenty somethin’s,” Orianna summarized flatly. “An’ you didn’t even check if dey got magic?”
“It’s not every day y’get free labor,” Sixer tried to reason with a shy shrug.
Orianna closed her eyes tightly.
“...Heath,” she said. “Why da hell didja agree t’ dat?”
Heath started to speak, only for his underboss to interrupt him.
“We got people fer dat, y’know. Lotsa people, actually, who’d be willin’ to chase down dose contracts for ya at da drop of a hat. Why on Earth didja cut a deal like dat wid a couple a bumpkins too far from home?”
“I know we got people,” Heath said. “But those folks who ran off with our shit don’t fuck around. I don’t want t’ lose anybody unnecessarily.”
“Unneces— Caesar, dis ain’t da minor leagues any more!” Orianna barked.
She grabbed his bow tie again, so that they wouldn’t be so easily heard. Her voice was a sharp whisper.
“Who gives a shit if a coupla card heads die chasin’ down Cagney Carnation or whoever da fuck? We got people all over da place who’d kill t’ be runnin’ wid us!”
“I got that,” Cesarano growled. “But we gotta play this smart, Gira. That last raid got our boys Chimes an’ Pocus killed, on top of a stack of card heads. We don’t know if those debtors are tag teamin’ still or flyin’ solo.”
“Don’t talk t’ me about playin’ shit smart,” Orianna seethed. “It’s my job t’ play shit smart. Or didja forget that while you were tryin’ to be 25 all over again?”
Heath pulled himself from Orianna’s grip, baring his teeth. Orianna gave him a hard stare.
“You watch your tongue,” Heath warned.
“An’ you keep dat bleedin’ heart ‘f yers on a damn leash,” Orianna said frankly.
“Just what the hell is that supposed t’ mean?”
“It means yer not thinkin’ straight.”
Orianna rested her arms on her hips, gesticulating in fluid, mechanical motions.
“It’s a shame we lost Chimes an’ Pocus but dat’s how it is sometimes, Heath. You of all people should know. An’ cuttin’ a deal wit’ dose kids? Dey’re adults, even if dey’re dumber dan a sack a bricks. Dey came here of deir own free will, an’ dey lost da draw. Why negotiate?”
Heath’s expression dipped, as Orianna continued.
“You dink dey can do all dat in six days? Or did one of ‘em give you puppy eyes ‘til ya bent fer ‘em?”
“I think they can,” Heath replied sharply.
“On what merit?”
“...they just…” Heath started. “I felt it, in ‘em. They had strong spirits, I guess. Reminded me of myself, back in those days.”
“If some scrappy kid from th’ Bleed could rise up, why couldn’t they?”
“Cuz—“ Orianna started, but caught herself. She hated being the bad cop in these kind of situations, so she exhaled some steam from her back vents, mirroring a sigh.
“...you really dink these kids got dis in da bag?” Orianna tried again.
“They might need a little help,” Heath admitted. “But I have… 80% confidence they got this.”
Orianna raised an eyebrow. Heath faltered.
“...ok, make that more of a 65%.”
“Dat’s what I figured,” the automaton remarked dryly.
“How do you think we should do this, then?” he asked.
“If I were you,” she said. “I would’ve sent a buncha card guys out dree weeks ago an’ kept ‘em pumpin’ ‘til we got dose contracts. If we needed reinforcements, I’d send dat lughead Iggy, August, ‘r Sharps out t’ finish da job. If we didn’t get any dice by dat point, den I woulda sent da kids as da clean up crew.”
Heath winced. Orianna noticed.
“Ah, sorry, analytic brain got goin’ dere,” she said with a modest expression.
“It’s alright,” Sixer said. “What should we do now?”
“If I were you, Mr. Sentimental,” she restarted. “Den I’d keep an eye on dose kids, either drough other people or checkin’ on deir progress myself, cuz I just can’t stand sittin’ behind a desk all day, drownin’ in paperwoik, an’ hearin’ my underboss tear me a new asshole wid ‘er brass teeth.
Heath let out a laugh, making Orianna smile.
“I’d use dose dorky die houses I got back in 1919 as a temporary base ‘f operations,” Orianna continued, still digging into her boss. “I’d hire somebody t’ trail those cup toons, an’ I’d default control of da casino to Pip.”
“To Pip?” Heath said between snickers.
“Yeah, cuz I’m comin’ with you, jackass!” Orianna said, earning another laugh from him. “Dis is a batshit crazy scheme you’ve cooked up an’ it’s my job t’ see it drough!”
“Alright, alright,” Heath giggled. “If that’s th’ case, you tell Pip he’s head honcho, I’ll handle the dick.”
“‘Course you will,” Orianna muttered playfully.
“What was that?”
“What? I can’t hear you over da sound of all these assholes partyin’! I’ll catch ya later, boss!”
Both of them laughed as they parted ways, with Orianna heading back the way she came and Heath to his office.
Once inside and away from the bustle of the game rooms, Heath sank into a purple leather chair and pulled out an address book. He thumbed through a couple pages, then let out an ‘ah-hah’ when he found the name he was looking for.
He picked up a white rotary phone and dialed the number under the name, the fingers of one hand tangling in the cord connecting the receiver and base. The dial up tone ceased after a couple moments.
“Hello hello! This is Alice, your operator. How may I help you?”
“Alice, doll, it’s great t’ hear from ya,” Sixer said warmly. “I hope you lot are enjoyin’ yer new gear down at th’ station.”
“We’ve never had smoother calls, sir,” Alice cooed. “Thank you. Is there something I could help you with?”
“Yeah, could you be a dear an’ get me Mike Phone?” he requested. “He runs that detective agency by th’ Bleed?”
“Of course, sir. Have a good night.”
“Likewise, sweetheart,” Heath purred. “Don’t stay up too late now.”
The call then transferred over a couple moments later. A masculine voice with a built in crackle spoke up.
“You’ve reached Transducer Detective Agency, Michael R. Phone speaking.”
“Hi-de-ho, Mike,” Heath greeted him through the phone, grinning wide.
“I’ve got a job for ya.”
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[ID: Harold answers the wall-mounted telephone. /end] Lillums [over the phone]: Harold! I'm stranded at Binks' store! Won't you call for me! Harold: Holy hamburger!
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[ID: Harold stands in the rain with an umbrella in front of Binks' store. Lillums greets him outside. /end] Lillums: Fool! Call me a cab!
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360 views are the best
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Camouflage
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Mount Rainier South Side
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Mount Rainier
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Antique Mount Rainier
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Puget Sound Mount Rainier
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Mount Rainier Sunrise 5
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