#mountain dew voltage

[galaxytoons]

oh no

Don’t do it

Dammit

[sodajerking]

Mountain Dew voltage

The first time I had mountain Dew was when I was 13 on a biking trip with my family. I remember it vividly because within 15min of drinking it I had to pee harder and faster than I've ever had to pee in my life (a sensation that would not be topped again until I tried the Hard Arizona green tea in uni - a story for another time). I vividly remember pedalling as hard as I could to try and reach the end of the trail and find a restroom. In doing so, I hit a fruit fly which took up a short lived but torturous residence in my ear canal, fluttering uncomfortably against my ear drum for several hours until I drowned it in the shower. It was a small wonder, to share a mutual moment of abject terror with such a small animal, neither of us intending for this tragedy to occur.

Haven't been one for mountain Dew ever since but a patient gifted this small bottle of voltage to us tonight and I'm not one to refuse free soda. I have poured it into a cup to maintain the social propriety of implying I am sharing with my coworkers, however I think I am the only one who is willing to drink this stuff.

It tastes as I remember it; mostly like citric acid with a surprisingly watered down amount of blue raspberry syrup. Deceptively high in caffeine.

I had a few sips while typing this post out and already I have to piss. What a fascinating elixir.

D tier but I'll probably drink more if nobody else does.

[welegi]

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[apathforaquest]

*looks at Mountain Dew Voltage and thinks of Kalecgos’s blue hair*

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mountain dew voltage..... 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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[bluepoodle7]

#MountainDew #MountainDewVoltage #RealSugarSodaReview

I tried the Mountain Dew Voltage and it was pretty good.

This just tasted like a light blue raspberry with a light citrus taste at the end.

This was lightly sweet tasting to me and lightly fizzy.

I haven't had this soda in a long time but it still taste the same to me since the first time I had it.

I would drink this again but in small doses since a zero sugar of this soda doesn't exist yet.

Got at Gabes.

I mixed this with the Big K Diet Cola caffeine free and it was pretty good.

This had a light cola with blue raspberry flavor and was lightly fizzy.

This soda mix reminded me of Pepsi Blue but without the caffiene in it.

So in case the Pespi company discontinued Pepsi Blue you can still make it.

This soda mix was sweet but not overly sweet to me.

I would drink this again.

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I made this meme a long time ago if someone hasn't posted it already to Tumblr. so long ago that I second guess if I actually made it but that's the line camera not actually centered not the same size font editing I use and I remember making this. so i'm pretty sure. anyways it's probably more like tumblr's speed if I had followers or knew how the fuck to tag it this would blow up

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What do you guys think energon tastes like?

[razzafrazzle]

[image description: a drawing of four original characters who are all human designs based off of flavors of mountain dew. the first is spark, who is a short, chubby, tan skinned woman who has yellow shaved hair with peach pink bangs and a braid. she is wearing a red racing dress with a checkerboard pattern down the sides and purple sleeves. She has ripped purple leggings beneath the dress and is wearing yellow boots and rubber gloves also. secondly is voltage, who is a tall, thin, dark-skinned woman with a lighting scar on her chest.. she has black and blue hair with afro poofs shaped to look like tesla coils. she is wearing a dark blue jumpsuit, small round glasses, and a black and white lab coat, all with various small pieces of lightning bolt shaped jewelry. third is livewire, who is a tall, muscular, pale-skinned woman with freckles and body hair. she has short, messy orange hair and a welding mask covering most of her face. she is wearing a white t-shirt with rolled-up sleeves and some orange work pants and boots, all covered with grease. lastly is code red, a short brown-skinned woman with long maroon hair tied into pigtails. she is wearing a red off-shoulder sweater that says "cherry bomb", a white pleated skirt, some white thigh high socks and some slip on shoes. she has a spot of vitiligo on her chest. end id]

a polycule of mountain dykes I mean mountain dew ladies <3 the lab rat, the mastermind, the engineer, and the programmer

[starwolf999]

I mixed mountain dew voltage with baja blast.

The flavors kinda... cancel eachother out??

Gonna call it Mountain

[vldlance]

juno what do you think is lance’s favorite drink from the gas station beverage section?

i’m so glad you asked lin. as you know it’s been a lovely day for little drinks in my world

my answer that i kind of hate is that he would go for a mountain dew voltage if they exist. it’s a blue raspberry mountain dew and it’s absurdly sweet and it’s the exact kind of drink someone as lame as lance would get

other options include: blue raspberry slushie (duh), vanilla iced coffee that’s so sweet it’s barely coffee, arizona tea in the watermelon or peach flavor

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