#mouse in my room

[eliza-fanofstuff]

I'm in a war with the mouse in my room, it moves and I scream in fear

Just take the offering on the tack Rat King, I promise I fear you, does not my fear quench your thirst, does my offering mean nought, I wish you to over nourish and fatten, so you shall slow your pace and thoughts and walk straight into a trap made of your own greed

[real-life-cloud]

hitting raggedy ann (and andy) with the mouse-ification beam . i've never felt joy like this before. life is truly beautiful ♥

[kitsuna21]

EVERYONE GO WATCH WOODEN OVERCOATS RIGHT NEEEOOWWWWEEEE

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[fanotastic]

Obsessed with this picture of Vos

[wolfram-but-art]

I cant stop calling engineer the yeehaw-man now...

you're welcome

[silentvoidtreeshop]

i regret to inform the hermitblr community that ive made a terrible discovery.

whilst doing homework after re-watching mumbo's ranking video, i had the realization that i use my keyboard and mouse similarly to etho.

I'm so sorry for this horrific information. i will be taking 3-5 business days to reevaluate my situation. thank you for your understanding in this troubling time

[ilenissu]

"Steve, I need you to come over," Eddie's shaky voice in the receiver made the sleepy confusion on Steve's face turn into a concerned frown.

"Wha- Are you okay?"

The loud screech, even louder thud of the phone dropping to the floor and more whimpering and sobbing was enough to get him out of bed, grabbing his bat and run to his car.

~~~

"Eddie? Eddie!"

"In here! Hurry!"

Steve gripped the bat tighter, pushing the door to Eddie's bedroom open and looking around the seemingly safe area. Expect for the mess all over the floor and bed, and the overly spooked metalhead holding a long pole stick - where did he get that from? - perched on a chair.

"Get this spawn of satan out of here!" Eddie shrieked, and for a second Steve just stared at him blankly.

"What are we fighting?" He asked, looking around more carefully now.

"There's a MOUSE in my room," the man hissed just as the sound of four little paws hit the floorboards right behind Steve. "There!"

"ARGH!" Steve threw himself onto the bed, the bat pointed at the source of the very sound - a small, grey mouse, sitting on its back legs and staring at Steve with its little head tilted to the side.

For a long moment there was no sound - the world seemed to stop around the two men and the creature.

But that was until the mouse got back on all fours and ran to the other corner, resulting in another dose of high pitched screams and violent bat-and-pole-stick swinging.

And if Wayne came home a few hours later to Steve and Eddie sleeping on the couch holding onto each other for dear life, the bedroom door barricaded with furniture and towels in every crack, then that's for them to have to explain later.

[creepyscritches]

Butters has been playing in Baby Mountain a lot recently :3

[nomoretumbler]

everytime steven and squeaky have an argument over what to do next, i imagine knife fight by lemon demon starts playing inside that cheese room.

[samuelroukin]

updated writing setup picture 👍

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Of course I'm loving the visual of Cellbit casually inviting Satan to crash at his house for a bit, no biggie.

But you don't understand how much I adore the opposite side of Actual Satan™ choosing, of all the powerful people in this island, to be roomies with the paranoid insomniac wet cat.

[fourswords]

a reason i really love the minish cap figurines despite their ridiculous difficulty to obtain is because of how they add even more characterization to every single little thing within the game. hell, vaati's figurines tell an entire story of their own:

Minish Vaati: Before he became a sorcerer, he was a simple Minish. He had always been entranced by the evil that lives in the hearts of men…

Sorcerer Vaati: When the young Minish donned Ezlo's magic cap, he took this evil form. Now, he searches for the light force in his quest to become all-powerful.

Vaati Reborn: The sorcerer Vaati took this form after draining the power of the light force from Princess Zelda. The evil beams from his eyes are devastating.

Vaati Transfigured: Once Vaati's body has been shattered, this dark form rises up, all that remains of the evil sorcerer. Only the sacred Four Sword can defeat him.

Vaati's Wrath: This is the embodiment of purest evil, the final form of the power-mad Vaati. Its mind is consumed with a hunger for destruction. Find its weakness.

like. the pronoun switch from "he" to "it" in this context is genuinely kind of chilling. i think a lot about vaati and ezlo and i really do wonder what ezlo must've thought when faced with what vaati became. because on one hand, he absolutely and thoroughly denounces him throughout the game for his misdeeds. on the other hand, the fact that ezlo says that "vaati was only a boy" when he first took him on as an apprentice and also repeatedly begs vaati to just wait a damn second during their encounters in the game (the "why won't you wait?!" in the flashback is definitely something that makes me have a head-in-my-hands moment) is really kind of. telling. to me. because ezlo declares vaati to be evil SO annoyingly often that when you look at it from the context of their shared backstory, it almost starts to sound like ezlo is just constantly trying to convince himself that vaati is past the point of no return. especially when he has lines like "You haven't changed in the slightest." (like he was hoping for some sort of change) and "How...could he?!" (when realizing that vaati turned everyone to stone near the end of the game—even after everything, there's still disbelief within him) and "Hyrule Castle has grown dark... Perhaps this repulsive scene... is just a reflection of the evil lurking in the heart of my former student. ... ... Ah, what have I created? But don't worry about me, Link!" (which is clearly a "how could i have been so blind" internal ordeal happening. it's actually been happening throughout the entire game). and even though the figurine refers to vaati's final form as "it", ezlo still calls him "he" even after the battle is done and he's seen the absolute nightmare that vaati became. it's interesting to me.

[vodkacheesefries]

Suddenly the ever growing insanity of the two men in the Mouse Trap movie as they try to rid the house of one mouse makes sense to me

Apparently it was foolish to think that seeing a single mouse run out of the door would mean the problem fixed itself.

[unfortunate--moth]

rain code dating game but youre forced to choose between the two most insane characters and no one else is available

[lunarmoves]

You have a point about the shoelaces, I literally wrote in a personal fic of mine where Sun would tie y/n’s shoes for them because they would always tie them uneven and be bothered by it, so Sun started doing it for them cuz you know, he’s a robot, he’s gonna do it precisely and perfectly.

And at first it’s like sure whatever yep, tying laces. Nothing special. But then the closer they get, the more y/n stares down at Sun tying their shoes and wanting it to last longer and looking at him focus on such a task to help them be more comfortable…and Sun notices. And they both got those hearts fluttering and they’re so close together and it’s adorable

YESSS NONNIE U GET IT U GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive had a one shot sitting in my drafts for like a year about this EXACT thing and i just- GAHH. the closeness that tying one's shoelaces brings!! they are on their knees in front of u or u have your foot propped up on their thigh as they tie the string together. and then double knot it and then give it a little firm tug to make sure it won't come loose!

but ohhhhhhhhhhh oh no!! somehow it has come loose again and the process must repeat over.... and over... and over............................... until BAM! one day they look up while tying ur shoes and ur faces are a tad bit too close together...