LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
WE GOT EM
BUMBLESWEEP REAL
WE DID IT! SHE HAS DEFEATED ALEX DEWITT!
In spite of people trying to downplay the fact she is a domestic abuse victim treated as unreasonable and stupid for asking for help in a YA novel for young readers, not caring that both her abuser and her murderer are treated as good, worthwhile people by the narrative because they're all superficially written as cats, we did it!
BOTH characters in this poll were victims of egregious misogyny, and Alex DeWitt, inventor of the term fridging, was a worthy opponent. We respect her and the contributions to discussions about misogyny in media she's responsible for! It was a reasonable choice to vote for either option.
But we WON! We're doing it! People outside our fandom are seeing what happened to this character and acknowledging some of the awful things that WC does to its female characters, and ESPECIALLY to Bumble, possibly the greatest example of its hatred of women, fat people, and outsiders in the entire series. Thank you to EVERYONE who contributed to this round of the Canon Misogyny Tournament!!
And to everyone who thinks Bumble doesn't matter "because she's just a cat," WELL,
DEAL WITH IT
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Fallenleaf/BB!Hollyleaf Songs
V 1.2; last update 9/17/2023
[ID: A quickly moving gif of Fallenleaf, jamming out on a breezebone, a fictional instrument resembling a pibgorn. She is surrounded by green notes.]
I get a lot of song recommendations for Fallenleaf in particular which I think is super fun. Like damn, none of us are capable of being normal about her, are we?
Anyway I'm gonna put them all in one place
"Your dystopic creation doesn’t fear you" by Deerhoof
"Virtute the cat explains her departure" by the Weakerthans
"I Ain't Done" by the Crane Wives
"Fishies" by the Cat Empire
"Better Living Through Chemistry" by Queens of the Stone Age
"California Dreaming" by the Mamas and the Papas
"Growing Sideways" by Noah Kahan
"Godlight" by Noah Kahan
"Eat the Acid" by Kesha
"Leave" by R.E.M
"Daylight" by David Kushner
"The Woods" by Sam Fermin
"The Captain" by Biffy Clyro
"Thus Always To Tyrants" by the Oh Hellos
(frames for the animation above below the cut, in case you want to meme around with them or look at her breezebone more closely)
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THE LEGENDARY SOUP CUP DECKBUILDING GUIDE
Now with updated comments!
(This is a GIF: it changes slide every 10 seconds)
PDF version can be found at the link below
Bonus Tableturf Tips
In-game stuff
You can get a character card sleeve by defeating them at level 3 30 times!
The card bit exchange!!! It lets you swap the bits you get for card dupes for other cards or holofoil upgrades for your cards!
OCTOBER 2023 EDIT Every 5 levels after level 50 you get 20 card bits and every multiple of 100 you get a fresh pack!
You can press + after starting a match to give up. Useful if you picked the wrong deck or map, or forgot to set a timer.
Gameplay stuff
Based on a community poll, Lil Judd and Mr Coco were voted hardest AI and Sheldon the easiest. (thank you Octanoic once again)
You probably want a separate deck for Double Gemini and Box Seats due to the nature of the maps being unique from the rest. The rest can viably share a generalist deck, or you could build one for each map!
OCTOBER 2023 EDIT virtually nobody uses generalist decks in top level competitive tableturf, so once you get more confident with deckbuilding it is recommended to try and build around the shape of each map!!
Generally good deck sizes range from 130 to 160. Either end of that often ends up being too small to win or so big you have to keep passing. For my personal playstyle I like playing decks in the mid 140s. Decks in the 150-160 range are generally considered ultra large and is more of a niche.
OCTOBER 2023 EDIT the meta now favours bigger decks! 150-160 range is not niche but rather the expected norm in comp tableturf! Anything lesser may lead to a significant turf disadvantage. But for casual play or against the bots the previous advice still works!
I *may* also make a card playing basics tutorial at *some point*. But in general it's a good strategy to try and reach and/or block in early turns and focus on special later on when you have established dominance on the map and/or have safe zones to play in.
Finding other players
The pool "tableturf" is reasonably active to find random matches and is quite friendly to newer players!
The Japanese tableturf pool code is "ナワバトラー"! They seem to favour larger decks over there and have different popular/"meta" cards to the western community.
Join the Tableturf Battle Server (TBS) for casual play with higher skilled players, events, deck advice and more! I'm not affiliated with them at all*, they've just helped me a lot. There we use the pool code "tbs"!
Squidbagging, spinning around, jumping up and down in swim form are considered handshakes in the tableturf lobby
* Since writing the post, I'm now working in partnership with the TBS team to help plan some events, although I'm still not an official member of their staff. Statement was true at time of writing though!
**Since the last edit, I am now officially part of the TBS TO team
lol
Whopper whopper whopper whopper double triple whopper*
Dynamo Roller is considered such a good opener card on X Marks the Garden that it has become a meme within the community. When Gold Dynamo drops it'll be a True Dynamoment
OCTOBER 2023 EDIT Gold Dynamo dropped and it was not as funny as we thought it would be. If you don't pull them both at the start have fun with a bricked hand :(
*This is also a meme in TBS. None of us are entirely sure why
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