Mononobe: "Alright class. Today our school physician will be giving a class presentation for smoking awareness."
Shennong: "Thank you Mr. Mononobe. As previously mentioned I am here to give awareness for the long term health effects of smoking."
Triton: "Maybe you should step out Mr. Jinn, might not be the best example."
Jinn: "THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING MACKAREL MOUTH!"
Triton: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
Mononobe tossing his cigarettes into a drawer: "Moving on. Please continue Mr. Shennong."
Shennong: "Thank you. I'm sure youve all heard of the effects of smoking before and with you being in high-school it can be tempting."
Shennong: "So I would like to first talk about some alternative ideas."
Shennong: "Why not try chewing on some plants? See some leaves that look tasty enough? Just pop em in your mouth."
Shennong: "Probably won't damage your lungs, plus you're technically doing a little research and getting your greens."
Mononobe: ". . . ."
Jinn: ". . . ."
Triton: ". . . . Where exactly did you get your medical degree again?"
Shennong: "Degree?"
Better than the alternative(Play Leage)
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A Summoner Birthday
Previous post: https://pof203.tumblr.com/post/727403381284651008/a-summoner-birthday
Battle ahead.
Enemies:
Fire Angel
Water Angel
Wood Angel
Preselected Characters:
Lupin
Wakan Tanka
Oniwaka
Taurus Mask
Zabaniyya
Selected Support Character:
Triple Agent Mineaki
Story (Chapter 12 Part 3)
This isn't working. Sorry.
What do we do? They just keep coming no matter how many we take down.
Lupin: It's the Fisher King's power. He can keep bringing back others.
This is bad. Without Lupin's Sacred Artifact, he can't use his Rule to stop this.
The Fisher King: ...
Looking at the Fisher King, you suddenly remember Mr. Mononbe's words.
Trust in yourself. Trust in others.
Lupin: ... Wakan Tanka, Oniwaka, Taurus Mask, Zabaniyya. I've thought real hard and about it and in my heart, I have made my decision about what you said.
Wakan Tanka: (confused) What is it, My Lupin?
Lupin: ... Yes, you can join the Summoners.
Four of them: (surprised) You mean it?!
Lupin: Yes. Oniwaka, Zabaniyya, you also saw Yog-Sothoth's memories and know that in his memories, in that loop, you were members of our Guild and now you want to be in this one. And I say go for it. I've seen how in this loop you would go far to help me. Oniwaka, you are wiling to sacrifice anything and everything for my safety and I know it's because, in truth, you have a kind heart. That's something you don't see everyday. I think you would be a great edition to the Guild.
Oniwaka: (crying, but smiling) Lupin... That's... That's the nicest thing you've ever said. You really care about me that much.
Lupin: Zabaniyya, I showed you what freedom is. But freedom can't be without the law. Something to make sure we don't end up abusing that freedom. I know Shiro does that, too, but you do so in your own unique way.
I never would have found that balance if it hadn't been for you. I'm glad Kengo made me fight and I'm glad Ryota's Sacred Artifact clashed with mine. That was the happiest I've ever been.
Lupin: Israfil, I don't know if you can hear me inside of Zabaniyya, but when I showed you that your music can also be a beginning and not just an end, I meant it. If a story has no ending, he can a new one begin? We could always use more music in our Guild.
Thanks, Lupin. I can conduct music for you guys anytime. Just say the word.
Lupin: Taurus Mask (Daisuke), you consider me your soul brother, but I know we can be closer than that, especially if you let more people in. You possess a strength that many of us Summoners are still searching. You can help us find it.
Soul Brother... Lupin... You're right. I also have strength from you and all those around me. You make me strong and I do the same for you.
Wakan Tanka: I suppose you have somthing to say about me.
Lupin: I think I already did that day when the Invaders made their move. You have great love for others. I've seen how far you are willing to go for them and they all did the same in return. Whether you are the captain of the football team or the World Representative of Great Spirit, you, Wakan Tanka, are a great force of love.
Wakan Tanka: Our Lupin... Our Heyoka... You are, too.
Tears were running down Wakan Tanka's face. But one of the streams was a dark liquid... That's when you know the other was touched by your words, as well.
You go up to where your sword is still in the stone. But you now know something.
Lupin: A true leader knows that it is wise to listen to what his followers have to say, but they must also listen to their heart. I want Wakan Tanka, his infinite self, Oniwaka, Taurus Mask, Zabanniya, and Israfil to join the Shinjuku Summoners... Because I love them all. And I know they love me. And I also know my Guild loves them, too, just as much as they love each other... And it's that love that will help me now.
You take the sword by the handle and pull... But it's not stuck anymore. Then, with one mighty pull... You pull the sword from the stone.
The Fisher King: ...
You could tell that the Fisher King was smiling inside.
Lupin: Together?
Four of them: (happy) Together!
Lupin: Role of the Wanderer. Rule of Rending.
Wakan Tanka: Role of the Warrior. Rule of Defense.
Oniwaka: Role of the Stalwart. Rule of Appropriation.
Taurus Mask: Role of the Hero. Rule of Accession.
Zabaniyya: Role of the Torturer. Rule of Hellfire.
Five of you: Engrave mine name unto thee...
Boundless Tail!!
Good Red Road!!
Ravenous Hunter!!
Room-Dividing Bull!!
Yaheem Shegara!!
The battle begins...
To be continued...
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