#mr son vs discord

[dreadlord-mr-son]

It's funny to work through all the implications of us deciding Wynn's dad was Hohenheim's son from a fling Hohenheim had before he met Trisha.

Ed is freaking out about unknown branches on the family tree. Part of him thinks it's awesome but he has so much family-related trauma. Al, who took his trauma in a different direction, is latching onto new family like a bear trap. She cannot escape, she is his now.

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

NEW F/O List!!!

💜 - comfort character

❤️ - childhood crush(character I simped in my childhood)

💮 - villain f/o(villain I simp on)

🍁 - parental f/o(in familial category)

🍒 - sister f/o(in sibling category)

🎗 - brother f/o(in sibling category)

🍇 - daughter f/o(in child category)

🍊 - son f/o(in child category)

Romantic f/os💖

Scarecrow (BTAS💜💮 TNBA💜💮 Nolanverse💜💮 Arkhamverse💜💮 Fear State💜💮 Brave and The Bold💜💮 Injustice 2💜💮 Happy Halloween Scooby Doo💜💮 Tomorrowverse💜💮 Harley Quinn Series💜💮 and Audio Adventures💮)

Mad Hatter (BTAS💜💮)

Joker (BTAS💜💮 and 2004 Batman Series💜💮)

Ragdoll (2004 Batman Series💜💮)

Riddler (2004 Batman Series💜💮 and Arkhamverse💜💮)

Penguin (2004 Batman Series💜💮)

Question (DC)💜

Harley Quinn (Harley Quinn Series💜 Injustice 2💜 and MultiVersus💜)

Luigi (Mario)💜❤️

Bowser (Mario)💜💮

Season 1 ENA💜 and Dream BBQ ENA💜

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)💜💮

Zurg (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)💜💮

Ty Parsec (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)💜

Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)💜

Dabi (MHA)💜💮

Tenya Ida (MHA)💜

Tomura Shigaraki (MHA)💜💮

Hawks (MHA)💜

Toga Himiko (MHA)💜💮

Eijirou Kirishima (MHA)💜

Doc Ock (Spectacular Spider Man)💜💮

Electro (Spectacular Spider Man)💜💮

Shocker (Spectacular Spider Man)💜💮

Eddie Brock/Venom (Venom Movie)💜💮

Meta Knight (Kirby)💜❤️

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)💜💮

Zavok (Sonic)💜💮

Zazz (Sonic)💜💮

Wes Weasley (Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog)💜❤️

Spawn (Image Comics)💜

Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog)💜💮

Maleficent (Disney's Sleeping Beauty)💜💮

Jafar (Disney's Aladdin)💜💮

Claude Frollo (Disney's Hunchback Of Notre Dame💜💮

Snatcher (Hat In Time)💜💮

Dr Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)💜💮

Emperor Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)💮

Bender (Futurama)💜

Father (Kids Next Door)💜💮

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)💜

Right Hand Man (Henry Stickmin)💜

Chris McLean (Total Drama)💜💮

Izzy (Total Drama)💜

Narrator (Stanley Parable)💜

Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)💜💮

Matt (Eddsworld)💜

Blitzø (Helluva Boss)💜

Paimon (Helluva Boss)💜💮

Kronk (Emperor's New Groove)💜

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Zestial (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Tabi (FNF)💜

Garcello (FNF)💜

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street)💜💮

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)💜💮

Dr Krankcase (Skylanders)💜

Captain Hook (Disney's Peter Pan)💜💮

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)💜

Peppino (Pizza Tower)💜

Vigilante (Pizza Tower)💜

Drakken (Kim Possible)💜

Strangled Red (Poképasta)💜

Sniper (Team Fortress 2)💜

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)💜

MX (Mario.EXE)💜

SCP-049 (SCP)💜

Katz (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜💮

Freaky Fred (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜

Computer (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜

HIM (Powerpuff Girls)💜💮

Espresso Cookie (CRK)💜

Clover Cookie (CRK)💜

Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)💜💮

Agent Trout (We Bare Bears Movie)💜💮

Mordecai Heller (Lackadaisy)💜💮

Jack Horner (Puss In Boots)💜

Zenitsu (Demon Slayer)💜

Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)💜

Black Hat (Villainous)💜💮

Walker (Danny Phantom)💜💮

Skulker (Danny Phantom)💜💮

Fred (Scooby Doo)💜❤️

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)💜

Devil (The Cuphead Show)💜

Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy)💜

General Skarr (Evil Con Carne)💜

Simon Belmont (Captain N The Game Master)💜❤️

Emperor Belos💜💮 and Raine Whispers💜 (Owl House)

Sub Zero (Mortal Kombat)💜

Raiden (Mortal Kombat)💜

Raiden (Metal Gear)💜

Stocking (Panty and Stocking)💜

Kiyoshi (Hanazuki)💜❤️

Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Caribbean)💜

Nikku (FNF)💜

Six (BFB)💜

Lesley (DHMIS)💜💮

Sasha Waybright (Amphibia)💜

Astral (Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal)💜❤️

Vulture (Spectacular Spider Man)💜💮

Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony)💜❤️

Discord (My Little Pony)💜❤️

Mr Scatterbrain (Mr Men Show)💜❤️

Ales Mansay (Rayman)💜❤️💮

Mr Nonsense (Mr Men)💜❤️

DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)💜❤️💮

Mr Puzzles (SMG4)💜💮

Chris (FNF)💜

Taki (Friday Night Fever)💜💮

Professor Venomous (OK K.O)💜💮

Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)💜

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)💜💮

Ned Flanders (Simpsons)💜❤️

Nikusa (FNF)💜

Esmeralda (Disney's Hunchback Of Notre Dame)💜

Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Pleakley (Lilo and Stitch)💜❤️

Killer Moth (Lego Batman❤️💮 and Brave and the Bold❤️💮)

Man Ray (SpongeBob)❤️

Nordic Bunny (Shred Force)💜💮

Master Shake (ATHF)💜

Luvli (Moshi Monsters)💜❤️

Sideshow Bob (Simpsons)💜

Rayman/Ramon (Captain Laserhawk)💜

Daisy (Mario)💜

Mr Shark (The Bad Guys)💜

Po and Lord Shen💜 (Kung Fu Panda)

Goldilocks (Puss In Boots: The Last Wish)

Unexplained Noises (Orion and the Dark)

Miguel (Road to El Dorado)

Minion (Megamind)💜

Abbey Bominable (Monster High)💜

Madeline Hatter (Ever After High)💜

Nasira (Aladdin: Nasira's Revenge)💮

Ursula (Disney's Little Mermaid)💜💮

Evil Queen/Grimhilde (Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)💜💮

Darkwing Duck💜

Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Lance Strongbow (Tangled Series)

David (Lilo and Stitch)

Mrs Tweedy (Chicken Run)💜💮

Miss Circle (Fundamental Paper Education)

Big Bird (Sesame Street)💜

Platonic f/os⚘️

Kuromi (Sanrio)💜

Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)💜

Chococat (Sanrio)💜

Moony (ENA)💜

Henry Stickmin

Ellie Rose (Henry Stickmin)💜

Reginald Copperbottom (Henry Stickmin)💜

Demencia (Villainous)💜

Dr Flug (Villainous)

Benrey (Half Life)💜

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)💜

Kasane Teto (Vocaloid)💜

Kagamine Rin (Vocaloid)💜

Hex (FNF)💜

Annie (FNF)💜

Pom Pom (FNF)💜

Cassette Girl (FNF)💜

Boyfriend💜 and Girlfriend💜 (FNF)

Carol (FNF)💜

Ash (FNF)💜

Selever (FNF)💜

Ruv (FNF)💜

Solazar (FNF)💜

Rascal (FNF)💜

Tankman (Tankmen)💜

Tord (Eddsworld)💜

Eduardo (Eddsworld)💜

Matilda (Ellsworld)💜

Zanta Claws (Eddsworld)💜

Elvira Mistress Of The Dark💜

Rayman (Rayman💜❤️/Animated Series💜❤️)

Globox💜 and Grand Minimus💜❤️ (Rayman)

Betina (Rayman The Animated Series)💜

Tessa (Skylanders)💜

Mags (Skylanders)💜

Eye Brawl (Skylanders)💜

Flynn (Skylanders)💜❤️

Hugo (Skylanders)💜

Cali (Skylanders)

Bambi (Bambi)💜

Faline (Bambi)💜

SpongeBob SquarePants💜

Patrick Star (SpongeBob)💜

Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob)💜

Plankton (SpongeBob)💜

Karen Plankton (SpongeBob)💜

Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)💜

Poppet (Moshi Monsters)💜

Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)💜

Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Vortex (Helluva Boss)💜

Queen Bee-Zlebub (Helluva Boss)💜

Bunny💜 and Kitty💜 (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)💜

Red Action (OK K.O)💜

Puss In Boots💜

Frost Queen Cookie (CRK)💜

Strawberry Crepe Cookie (CRK)💜

Cherry Blossom Cookie (CRK)💜

Squid Ink Cookie (CRK)💜

Daizy (Wow Wow Wubbzy)💜

Widget (Wow Wow Wubbzy)💜

Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)💜

Filburt (Rocko's Modern Life)💜

Gordi (Unicorn Wars)💜

Maria (Unicorn Wars)💜

Luca💜

Giulia (Luca)💜

Lord X (EXE)💜

Majin Sonic💜

Curse Of X (EXE)💜

Bubble (BFDI)💜

4 (BFB)💜

Cofi (Chikn Nuggit)💜

Rabbid Rosalina (Mario + Rabbids)💜

Iris (Pokémon)💜

Freckles (Lackadaisy)💜

Gia (Madagascar)💜

Alex (Madagascar)💜

Melman (Madagascar)💜

Corporal (Penguins of Madagascar)💜

Soft Mouse (FNF: Soft)💜

Charlie (Smiling Friends)💜

Pim (Smiling Friends)💜

Mario💜

Yoshi (Mario)💜

Peach (Mario)💜

Rosalina (Mario)💜

Toad (Mario)💜

Boo (Mario)💜

King Boo (Mario)💜

Wario (Mario)💜

Sonic The Hedgehog (Sonic💜/Movie💜)

Amy Rose (Sonic)💜

Vector (Sonic)💜

Chip (Sonic)💜

Orbot (Sonic)💜

Knuckles (Sonic Movie)💜

Tom Wachowski (Sonic Movie)💜

Maddie Wachowski (Sonic Movie)💜

Po💜 and Laa-Laa💜 (Teletubbies)

Fleegle (Banana Splits)💜

Alice (DC/BTAS)💜

Donutella💜

Rango💜

Beans (Rango)💜

Mao Mao (Mao Mao: HOPH)💜

Badgerclops (Mao Mao: HOPH)💜

Nazz (Ed, Edd N Eddy)💜

Oggy (Oggy & The Cockroaches)💜❤️

Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)💜

Hunter (Owl House)

Pomni (Amazing Digital Circus)💜

Jax (Amazing Digital Circus)💜

Gus (Owl House)

Coco (Crash Bandicoot)

Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)

Cajun Fox (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Shirley The Medium (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

GB (Mario.EXE)💜

Bullfrog (Captain Laserhawk)

Bubble (Fundamental Paper Education)

Marky (Oggy and The Cockroaches)

Glendale (Centaurworld)💜

Vanity Smurf (Smurfs)💜

Bernie (Zig and Sharko)💜❤️

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends)💜

Familial f/os💙

Bandit (Bluey)💜🍁

Chilli (Bluey)💜🍁

Radley (Bluey)💜🍁

Frisky (Bluey)💜🍁

Calypso (Bluey)💜🍁

Brandy (Bluey)💜🍁

Eda Clawthorne (Owl House)💜🍁

Lilith Clawthorne (Owl House)💜🍁

Millie (Helluva Boss)💜🍁

Moxxie (Helluva Boss)💜🍁

Stolas (Helluva Boss)💜🍁

Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)💜🍁

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)💜🍁

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)💜🍁

Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas)💜🍁

Moominpappa (Moomin)💜🍁

Moominmamma (Moomin)💜🍁

Mama White (Sanrio)💜🍁

Papa White (Sanrio)💜🍁

Hugo💜🍁 Victor💜🍁 and Laverne💜🍁 (Disney's Hunchback Of Notre Dame)

King Andrias (Amphibia)💜🍁

Olivia (Amphibia)💜🍁

Lila (Spooky Month)💜🍁

Jaune (Spooky Month)💜🍁

John (Spooky Month)💜🍁

Wallace (Wallace and Gromit)💜🍁

Lady Tottington (Wallace and Gromit)💜🍁

Wendolene Ramsbottom (Wallace and Gromit)💜🍁

Muriel Bagge (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜🍁

Yor Forger (Spy X Family)💜🍁

Loid Forger (Spy X Family)💜🍁

Sarvente (FNF)💜🍁

Alicia (Pokémon)💜🍁

Alice (Pokémon)💜🍁

Count Bleck (Mario)💜🍁

Tippi (Mario)💜🍁

Vanilla (Sonic)💜🍁

Optimus Prime (Transformers)💜🍁

Ventriloquist and Scarface (BTAS)💜🍁

Catwoman (2004 Batman Series)💜🍁

Connor (Detroit: Become Human)💜🍁

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)💜🍁

Jason Voorhess (Friday The 13th)💜🍁

Pamela Voorhees (Friday The 13th)💜🍁

Ragatha💜🍁 Kinger🍁 (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Dr Eggman (Sonic)💜🍁

Smee (Peter Pan)💜🍁

Dr Springheel (FNF)💜🍁

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)🍁

Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel)🍁

Husk (Hazbin Hotel)💜🍁

Genie (Disney's Aladdin)💜🍁

Mrs Piggy💜🍁 and Swedish Chef💜🍁 (Muppets)

Sibling f/os🦋

Moomintroll (Moomin)💜🎗

Snorkmaiden (Moomin)💜🍒

Snork (Moomin)💜🎗

Octavia (Helluva Boss)💜🍒

Bluey💜🍒

Bingo (Bluey)💜🍒

Rusty (Bluey)💜🎗

Slushi (Chikn Nuggit)💜🍒

Sprig Plantar (Amphibia)💜🎗

Marcy Wu (Amphibia)💜🍒

Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)💜🍒

Wendy (Gravity Falls)💜🍒

Melony (SMG4)💜🍒

Meilin Lee💜🍒 and Abby Park💜🍒 (Turning Red)

Jenny Wakeman (My Life As A Teenage Robot)💜🍒

Soft BF (FNF: Soft)💜🎗

Madelyn Dinkley (Scooby Doo)💜🍒

Streber (Spooky Month)💜🎗

Tails (Sonic)💜🎗

Rasazy (FNF)💜🍒

Mindy (SpongeBob)💜🍒

Nezuko (Demon Slayer)💜🍒

Shaggy (Scooby Doo)💜🎗

Darrell💜🎗 and Shannon💜🍒 (OK K.O)

Dee Dee (Dexter's Laboratory)💜🍒

Edd/Double D (Ed Edd n Eddy)💜🎗

Collector (Owl House)💜

Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)💜🍒

Hilda💜🍒

Patsy (Camp Lazlo)💜🍒

Noisette (Pizza Tower)🍒

Charlotte La Bouff (Princess and The Frog)💜🍒

Tiana (Princess and The Frog)💜🍒

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit (Disney)💜🎗

Loona (Helluva Boss)💜🍒

Odette🍒 and Clara🍒 (Hazbin Hotel)

Wubbzy (Wow! Wow! Wubbzy)🍒

Luz Noceda (Owl House)💜🍒

Vee (Owl House)🍒

N (Murder Drones)💜🎗

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin)💜🎗

Molly McGee (Ghost and Molly McGee)💜🍒

Sniffles💜🎗 and Lammy💜🍒 (Happy Tree Friends)

Child f/os🍰

Child Blitzø💜🍊 and Child Stolas💜🍊 (Helluva Boss)

Child Octavia (Helluva Boss)💜🍇

Child Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)💜🍊

Oliver (Helluva Boss)💜🍊

Pom Pom (Bluey)💜🍇

Lila (Bluey)💜🍇

Cyan Fitzgerald (Todd McFarlane's Spawn Series)💜🍇

Ashley (Warioware)💜🍇

Penny (Warioware)💜🍇

Kat💜🍇 & Ana💜🍇 (Warioware)

9-Volt (Warioware)💜🍊

Julianna Scott (Sanrio)💜🍇

Nifty (Hazbin Hotel)💜🍇

Eri (MHA)💜🍇

Kota Izumi (MHA)💜🍊

Maggie Simpson (Simpsons)💜🍇

Nugget (Super Meat Boy)💜🍇

Anya Forger (Spy X Family)💜🍇

Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)💜🍇

Adorabat (Mao Mao: HOPH)💜🍇

Skid (Spooky Month)💜🍊

Pump (Spooky Month)💜🍊

Robert (Spooky Month)💜🍊

Hat Kid (Hat In Time)💜🍇

Sam (Trick R Treat)💜

Cream (Sonic)💜🍇

Kirby💜🍊

Orbulon (Warioware)💜❤️🍊

SCP-053 (SCP)💜🍇

Baby Doll (DC💜🍇/BTAS💜🍇)

Cub (Happy Tree Friends)💜🍊

Lazlo (Camp Lazlo)💜🍊

Cubot (Sonic)💜🍊

Dogday💜🍊 and Hoppy Hopscotch💜🍇 (Smiling Critters/Poppy Playtime)

Hello Kitty (Sanrio)💜🍇

My Melody (Sanrio)💜🍇

X (BFB)💜

Snorky (Banana Splits)💜🍊

Lumas (Mario)💜

Baby Mario💜🍊 and Baby Luigi💜🍊 (Mario)

Onion Cookie (CRK)💜🍇

Three Diablos (Puss In Boots)💜

QT (FNF)💜🍇

My Sweet Piano (Sanrio)💜🍇

Fink (O.K KO)💜🍇

Pinocchio (Disney's Pinocchio)💜🍊

Toaster (Brave Little Toaster)💜🍊

Gangle (Amazing Digital Circus)💜🍇

Egg Boiz (Hazbin Hotel)

Gretchen (Camp Lazlo)💜🍇

Edward (Camp Lazlo)💜🍊

Blanky (Brave Little Toaster)🍊

Flips (Rayman The Animated Series)💜

Pet F/Os🐈

Gidget💜 Daisy💜 and Chloe💜 (Secret Life Of Pets)

Fat Nuggets💜 and Keekee💜 (Hazbin Hotel)

King (Owl House)💜

Thumper (Bambi)💜

SCP-999 (SCP)💜

SCP-131 (SCP)💜

Artemis (Sailor Moon)💜

Diana (Sailor Moon)💜

Luna (Sailor Moon)💜

Zero (Nightmare Before Christmas)💜

Perrito (Puss In Boots)💜

Kitty Softpaws (Puss In Boots)💜

Gary (SpongeBob)💜

Ringo (Eddsworld)💜

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)💜

Shirousa💜 and Kurousa💜 (Sugarbunnies)

Strawberryusa💜 and Blueberryusa💜 (Sugarbunnies)

Momousa (Sugarbunnies)💜

Vanilla (Sugarbunnies)💜

Aousa (Sugarbunnies)💜

Pandausa (Sugarbunnies)💜

Balletusa💜 and Primausa💜 (Sugarbunnies)

Pusheen The Cat💜

Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)💜

Chikn Nuggit (Chikn Nuggit)💜

Muffin and Socks (Bluey)💜

505 (Villainous)💜

Feathers McGraw (Wallace and Gromit)💜

Gromit (Wallace and Gromit)💜

Jeffrey The Land Shark (Marvel/It's Jeff Comics)💜

Polterpup (Luigi's Mansion)💜

Jess (Postman Pat)💜

Garfield (Garfield)💜❤️

Odie (Garfield)💜

Penguins of Madagascar(Skipper💜 Kowalski💜 Rico💜 and Private💜)

Bond (Spy X Family)💜

Le Quack (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜

Courage The Cowardly Dog💜

Pikachu💜 and Pichu💜 (Pokémon)

Jigglypuff (Pokémon)💜

Hypno (Pokémon💜 and Poképasta💜)

Eevee💜 and Sylveon💜 (Pokémon)

Darkrai (Pokèmon)💜

Piplup (Pokémon)💜

Wynaut💜 (Pokémon)

Manaphy💜 (Pokémon)

Togepi💜 and Togekiss💜 (Pokémon)

Pawmi💜 (Pokémon)

Mudkip💜 and Torchic💜 (Pokémon)

Chikorita (Pokémon)💜

Jirachi (Pokémon)💜

Emolga (Pokémon)💜

Axew (Pokémon)💜

Cosmog (Pokémon)💜

Mew (Pokémon)💜

Celebi (Pokémon)💜

Zorua (Pokémon)💜

Minccino💜 and Cinccino💜 (Pokémon)

Ralts💜 and Azurill💜 (Pokémon)

Latios💜 and Latias💜 (Pokémon)

Riolu💜 and Lucario💜 (Pokémon)

Buneary (Pokémon)💜

Dwebble (Pokémon)💜

Altaria💜 and Swablu💜 (Pokémon)

Quaxly (Pokémon)💜

Espurr and Meowstic (Pokémon)

Gengar💜 and Misdreavus💜 (Pokémon)

Audino (Pokémon)💜

Shinto (FNF: Lullaby)💜

Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo)💜

Chao (Sonic)💜

Rilakkuma💜

Zippy (TUFF Puppy)💜

Pugsley (Dead End: Paranormal Park)💜

Diancie (Pokémon)💜

Jiji (Kiki's Delivery Service)��

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Written In The Stars LXX (Harry Potter xF!Oc)

A/N: I’m currently back in school and I’m not happy– Also, I’ve been re-reading the whole story bc I need to see if I’m not fucking up my plot and shiiit the first books just plain suck with all those typos lmao I’m suffering -Danny

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Chapter Five: Bulgaria vs Ireland.

Once the night sky was setting, they strolled around the field to look at the souvenirs several wizards were selling.

"Wow, look at these!" said Harry, hurrying over to a cart piled high with what looked like brass binoculars, except that they were covered with all sorts of weird knobs and dials.

"Omnioculars," said the saleswizard eagerly. "You can replay action... slow everything down... and they flash up a play-by-play breakdown if you need it. Bargain — ten Galleons each."

"Wish I hadn't bought this now," said Ron, gesturing at his dancing shamrock hat and gazing longingly at the Omnioculars.

"Four pairs," said Harry firmly to the wizard.

"No way you're buying me those," Mel frowned, pulling out her own money and buying her own pair, which technically left her without money to spare, but she wasn't going to admit it. "No, don't even try to insist. This year you won't outdo my Christmas present and that's final."

"Don't bother," Ron also tried to reject Harry's offer, but it was too late for him.

"You won't be getting anything for Christmas," Harry told him, giving Mel a pointed look. "For about ten years, mind. Hear that? If you had accepted my gift, Mellow, you would've had ten years to outdo me."

"Fair enough," said Ron, smiling down at the Omnioculars.

"Oooh, thanks, Harry! And I'll get us some programs, look —" Hermione walked over to the next stand.

"I know you're lying," Mel whispered once Ron and Hermione were far from earshot. "There's no way you'll stop giving them presents, you're too nice."

"And you're too stubborn," He replied with a smile. "But I'll find a way to outdo you, anyway."

When they went back to their tent, Mel threw two little green pins at Fred and George.

"I got you those, considering you wasted all your money on a stupid bet."

"It won't be so stupid once we win," George said, pinning the souvenir to his jersey. "Then you'll feel stupid."

"I'm looking forward to it," She grinned.

And then a deep, booming gong sounded somewhere beyond the woods, and at once, green and red lanterns blazed into life in the trees, lighting a path to the field.

"It's time!" said Mr. Weasley, looking as excited as any of them. "Come on, let's go!"

They walked for about five minutes (Mel convinced Charlie to give her a piggy back ride) and talked animatedly about the game and their expectations. In front of them, there was the biggest stadium Mel had ever seen.

"Seats a hundred thousand," said Mr. Weasley. "Ministry task force of five hundred have been working on it all year. Muggle Repelling Charms on every inch of it. Every time Muggles have got anywhere near here all year, they've suddenly remembered urgent appointments and had to dash away again... bless them!"

"Prime seats!" said the Ministry witch at the entrance. "Top Box! Straight upstairs, Arthur, and as high as you can go."

So they climbed all the way up, Mel caught a glimpse of some annoucements that were magically appearing across the field.

'The Bluebottle: A Broom for All the Family — safe, reliable, and with Built-in Anti-Burglar Buzzer . . . Mrs. Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover: No Pain, No Stain! . . . Gladrags Wizardwear — London, Paris, Hogsmeade . . .'

"Look at that!" Mel said in amazement, taking a seat next to Harry.

But Harry was no longer looking at the field.

"Dobby?" Harry asked loudly.

Mel turned around, behind them there was a creature tha looked a lot like a mix between a very big doxie and a really ugly cat. It had huge brown eyes and a big round nose.

"Did sir just call me Dobby?" The elf squeaked.

"Sorry," Harry replied, "I just thought you were someone I knew."

"But I knows Dobby too, sir! My name is Winky, sir — and you, sir —" Its eyes fixed on Harry's scar. "You is surely Harry Potter!"

"Yeah, I am," Harry smiled awkwardly.

"But Dobby talks of you all the time, sir!"

"How is he?" said Harry. "How's freedom suiting him?"

"Ah, sir," said Winky. "Ah sir, meaning no disrespect, sir, but I is not sure you did Dobby a favor, sir, when you is setting him free."

"Why? What's wrong with him?"

"Freedom is going to Dobby's head, sir. Ideas above his station, sir. Can't get another position, sir."

"Why not?"

"He is wanting paying for his work, sir." Winky replied in a very low, very frightful whisper.

"Paying? Well — why shouldn't he be paid?"

Winky looked quite horrified at the idea and closed her fingers slightly so that her face was half-hidden again.

"House-elves is not paid, sir!" she said in a muffled squeak. "No, no, no. I says to Dobby, I says, go find yourself a nice family and settle down, Dobby. He is getting up to all sorts of high jinks, sir, what is unbecoming to a house-elf. You goes racketing around like this, Dobby, I says, and next thing I hear you's up in front of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, like some common goblin."

"Well, it's about time he had a bit of fun," said Harry.

"House-elves is not supposed to have fun, Harry Potter. House-elves does what they is told. I is not liking heights at all, Harry Potter," She gulped. "But my master sends me to the Top Box and I comes, sir."

"Why's he sent you up here, if he knows you don't like heights?" Harry frowned.

"Master — master wants me to save him a seat, Harry Potter. He's very busy," said Winky. "Winky is wishing she is back in master's tent, Harry Potter, but Winky does what she is told. Winky is a good house-elf."

"So that's a house-elf?" Ron examined Winky carefully. "Weird things, aren't they?"

"Dobby was weirder," said Harry.

"They have their own charm," Mel said absentmindedly.

Ron pulled out his Omnioculars and played around with them for a bit.

"Wild!" He said, turning the replay knob. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again..."

"Oh, stop it," Mel pushed down his Omnioculars, though she was grinning.

" 'A display from the team mascots will precede the match,' " Hermione read aloud her program.

"Oh that's always worth watching– National teams bring creatures from their native land, you know, to put on a bit of a show." Mr. Weasley added happily.

After a while of waiting and watching the stands get a little bit more crowded, the Minister arrived to their booth, he introduced a few people to Harry, holding a fatherly attitude towards the boy.

"Harry Potter, you know," He was talking to the Bulgarian Minister. "Harry Potter... oh come on now, you know who he is... the boy who survived You-Know-Who... you do know who he is —"

The wizard saw Harry's scar and pointing at it excitedly.

"Knew we'd get there in the end," said Fudge. "I'm no great shakes at languages; I need Barty Crouch for this sort of thing. Ah, I see his house-elf's saving him a seat... Good job too, these Bulgarian blighters have been trying to cadge all the best places... ah, and here's Lucius!"

The whole Malfoy family arrived at that moment. All wearing the same sneer.

"Ah, Fudge," said Mr. Malfoy. "How are you? I don't think you've met my wife, Narcissa? Or our son, Draco?"

"How do you do, how do you do? And allow me to introduce you to Mr. Oblansk — Obalonsk — Mr. — well, he's the Bulgarian Minister of Magic, and he can't understand a word I'm saying anyway, so never mind. And let's see who else — you know Arthur Weasley, I daresay?"

"Good lord, Arthur," Mr. Malfoy said in what sounded like the most false kindness she'd ever heard. "What did you have to sell to get seats in the Top Box? Surely your house wouldn't have fetched this much?"

"Lucius has just given a very generous contribution to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, Arthur. He's here as my guest." The Minister said almost at the same time, not really listening to the man.

"How — how nice," said Mr. Weasley.

"Guilty, that's what he is," Mel leaned to whisper in Harry's ear. "That man thinks he can fix anything with money..."

Harry barely nodded, his eyes fixed on Mr. Malfoy.

After they moved along, it didn't take long for Ludo Bagman to appear, looking rather excited and jolly.

"Ladies and gentlemen... welcome! Welcome to the final of the four hundred and twenty-second Quidditch World Cup!"

The spectators screamed and clapped. Thousands of flags waved, adding their discordant national anthems to the racket. The huge blackboard opposite them was wiped clear of its last message

(Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans — A Risk With Every Mouthful!) and now showed BULGARIA: 0, IRELAND: 0.

"And now, without further ado, allow me to introduce... the Bulgarian National Team Mascots!"

The right-hand side of the stands, which was a solid block of scarlet, roared its approval.

"I wonder what they've brought," said Mr. Weasley, leaning forward in his seat. "Aaah!" He suddenly whipped off his glasses and polished them hurriedly on his robes. "Veela!"

"Excuse me?" Mel leaned closer to the edge, alarmed. "Those aren't mascots– those are women!"

But after looking at them for about five extra seconds, Mel understood that those couldn't possibly be just women. They were too similar, same skin color and hair– they moved as if time went by slower around them. They were, in the most fascinating way, extremely ethereal, like the fairy godmothers of her fairytales.

The veela started to dance around the field; something warm spread over her chest. She felt at ease. She felt too at ease, actually. Something was wrong.

She remembered what Dumbledore had told her on one of their many lessons, 'Beauty in magic almost never equals good or safe.' Things that shone too brightly were often that way so it would blind you from its actual intentions.

She shook her head, blinking rapidly and noticing the movement on her left. When she turned she saw Harry, trying to climb the wall that protected them.

"Harry, what are you doing?" Hermione asked harshly.

Mel reached for the back of his shirt and forced him to sit down. Beside him, Ron was sitting stifly on his place, and he was destroying his Ireland hat.

'Sirens' was the first thing she thought. Even though she now knew that mermaids didn't look at all like a veela, she was pretty sure the effects were meant to be similar. Luring humans to their deaths... and Harry had fallen right into their trap.

"Honestly!" Hermione rolled her eyes, sinking further on her seat.

"Really?" Mel frowned. "Is that all it takes for you to lose your mind?"

"What?" Harry looked at her in a daze.

"Nevermind," She groaned, directing her gaze towards the field again to watch the veela stand aside.

"And now," roared Ludo Bagman's voice, "kindly put your wands in the air... for the Irish National Team Mascots!"

Next moment, what seemed to be a great green-and-gold comet came zooming into the stadium. It did one circuit of the stadium, then split into two smaller comets, each hurtling toward the goal posts. A rainbow arced suddenly across the field, connecting the two balls of light. The crowd oooohed and aaaaahed, as though at a fireworks display. Now the rainbow faded and the balls of light re- united and merged; they had formed a great shimmering sham- rock, which rose up into the sky and began to soar over the stands. Something like golden rain seemed to be falling from it —

"Excellent!" yelled Ron as the shamrock soared over them, and heavy gold coins rained from it, bouncing off their heads and seats.

"Leprechauns!" said Mr. Weasley.

"There you go," Ron shouted, giving Harry a handful of gold coins, "for the Omnioculars! Now you've got to buy me a Christmas present, ha!"

The great shamrock dissolved, the leprechauns drifted down onto the field on the opposite side from the veela, and settled themselves cross-legged to watch the match.

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, kindly welcome — the Bulgarian National Quidditch Team! I give you — Dimitrov!"

A scarlet-clad figure on a broomstick, moving so fast it was blurred, shot out onto the field from an entrance far below, to wild applause from the Bulgarian supporters.

"Ivanova!"

A second scarlet-robed player zoomed out.

"Zograf! Levski! Vulchanov! Volkov! Aaaaaaand — Krum!"

"That's him, that's him!" yelled Ron, following Krum with his Omnioculars.

"And now, please greet — the Irish National Quidditch Team! Presenting — Connolly! Ryan! Troy! Mullet! Moran! Quigley! Aaaaaand — Lynch!"

"They all have Firebolts," Mel gasped. "There's no way Bulgaria can beat that!"

"And here, all the way from Egypt, our referee, acclaimed Chairwizard of the International Association of Quidditch, Hassan Mostafa!"

"Theeeeeeeey're OFF! And it's Mullet! Troy! Moran! Dimitrov! Back to Mullet! Troy! Levski! Moran!"

Her heart was leaping every so often she could hardly remain still. They game was thrilling, she even thought that a person like Erick, who didn't like Quidditch that much, would enjoy a game like this one. One could tell it was professional players out there, they moved around the field which such simplycity that even caused her to long for flying.

She thought about it for a second. Maybe, just maybe, she could try to join their school Quidditch's team this year. Harry said she was good enough, perhaps he wasn't lying.

The veela had lost control after watching their team losing by a great amount and transformed into some type of harpies, Mel thought Dumbledore would've been proud of her deduction skills, having figured out the veela on her own.

Krum, Bulgaria's seeker, had been severly injured, but that wasn't the only thing happening.

"Look at Lynch!" Harry yelled abruptly. "He's seen the Snitch! He's seen it! Look at him go!"

Both seekers were now heading towards it at great speed.

"They're going to crash!"

"They're not!" roared Ron.

"Lynch is!" yelled Harry.

Right at that moment Lynch fell flat on the grass, Krum had suddenly flown up into the air.

"The Snitch, where's the Snitch?" Charlie yelled

"He's got it — Krum's got it — it's all over!" Harry yelled back.

Krum, his red robes shining with blood from his nose, was rising gently into the air, his fist held high, a glint of gold in his hand. The scoreboard was flashing BULGARIA: 160, IRELAND: 170 across the crowd, who didn't seem to have realized what had hap- pened. Then, slowly, as though a great jumbo jet were revving up, the rumbling from the Ireland supporters grew louder and louder and erupted into screams of delight.

"IRELAND WINS!" Bagman shouted, who like the Irish, seemed to be taken aback by the sudden end of the match. "KRUM GETS THE SNITCH — BUT IRELAND WINS — good lord, I don't think any of us were expecting that!"

Mel turned at the comment, locking eyes with George who sent a pleased grin her way. Those two, she couldn't believe they were so lucky.

"What did he catch the Snitch for? He ended it when Ireland were a hundred and sixty points ahead, the idiot!" Ron said in disbelief.

"I thought he was a genius," Mel snorted.

"He knew they were never going to catch up! The Irish Chasers were too good... He wanted to end it on his terms, that's all..." Harry explained.

"He was very brave, wasn't he? He looks a terrible mess..." Hermione said, peering to the field were the team was now standing.

"I love Quidditch!" Mel beamed. "Have you seen anything as impressive and breathtaking as that?"

"I don't think so," Harry replied, smiling.

He wasn't looking at the field, though.

"Vell, ve fought bravely," someone said behind them in a very thick accent.

"You can speak English!" said Fudge, looking at the Bulgarian minister with wide eyes. "And you've been letting me mime everything all day!"

"Vell, it vos very funny," said the minister.

"And as the Irish team performs a lap of honor, flanked by their mascots, the Quidditch World Cup itself is brought into the Top Box!" roared Bagman. "Let's have a really loud hand for the gallant losers — Bulgaria!"

One by one, the Bulgarians filed between the rows of seats in the box, and Bagman called out the name of each as they shook hands with their own minister and then with Fudge. Krum, who was last in line, looked a real mess. Two black eyes were blooming spectac- ularly on his bloody face. He was still holding the Snitch.

And then came the Irish team. Aidan Lynch was being sup- ported by Moran and Connolly; the second crash seemed to have dazed him and his eyes looked strangely unfocused. But he grinned happily as Troy and Quigley lifted the Cup into the air and the crowd below thundered its approval.

At last, when the Irish team had left the box to perform another lap of honor on their brooms (Aidan Lynch on the back of Connolly's, clutching hard around his waist and still grinning in a be- mused sort of way), Bagman pointed his wand at his throat and muttered, "Quietus."

"They'll be talking about this one for years," he said hoarsely, "a really unexpected twist, that. . . . shame it couldn't have lasted longer. . . . Ah yes. . . . yes, I owe you . . . how much?"

For Fred and George had just scrambled over the backs of their seats and were standing in front of Ludo Bagman with broad grins on their faces, their hands outstretched.

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For October this year, EVERY FRIDAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH! Today, lets look at 10 dream fights I would love to see Death Battle do with Mrs. Voorhees’ favorite son. 

1 - Micheal Myers

Let’s get the most obvious one out of the way first: Micheal Myers from the Halloween series. You want to see it. I want to see it. Most casual fans want to see it. And why wouldn’t they? Halloween is the Father of Slasher Movies. Without Halloween, there wouldn’t have been a Friday the 13th. Micheal’s confusing history will be a pain, but with so many skills and feats he’s definitely a good opponent for Jason.

2 - The Firefly Family

So I do watch Dead Meat and their Kill Count series and recently they did the Firefly Trilogy. One criticism I’ve seen from it is that they seem to be able to get away with doing so much cruelty and not getting their comeuppance. Well, what happens when they try to do their fun activities on a guy who won’t be kept down. This is less about being fun to research and more fun seeing such an unstoppable force meet an actual unstoppable force.

3 - Leatherface

Whether you call them the Sawyers, the Slaughters or the Hewitts, the Cannibal Family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre are a group of people you do not want to mess with. And the muscle of the group is their Butcher: Leatherface. He and Jason did meet each other in a crossover but who would win between these two wielders of cutting tools used for murder?

4 - Rick Taylor

The wielder of the Terror Mask, Rick Taylor puts it on to take on the horrors of the Splatterhouse. While his first game basically explains why he’s usually requested to fight Jason, it has since became its own thing. With five games under his belt, he should have plenty of material to work with when facing Jason.

5 - The Predator

Alien hunters who travel to planets looking for the greatest prey. Some travel to Earth to hunt humans, others bring said creatures to a planet for hunting. With their alien strength, weaponry and technology, they should be more than a match for Jason Voorhees. I would love to find out if their Heat Sensors can detect basically a living corpse.

6 - Victor Crowley

Like Myers before him, Jason has inspired others to become Slashers. And one such person is Victor Crowley from the Hatchet Series. Also happens to be played by Kane Hodder, one of the most popular actors who played Jason himself. So its definitely a case of which one is superior: the original or the inspired.

7 - Nemesis

The Death Battle Discord I’m in has fan submitted Community Death Battles for us to debate and determine in three days. Recently, someone pit Nemesis against Jason and after 3 days it somehow ended in a tie. So can his Bio Weapon from the Resident Evil Series be able to match this potential weapon in Jason?

8 - Batman

Because why not Batman? In serious, one of the greatest heroes who refuses to kill Vs a being that just can’t. I actually wrote a Fan DBX about him and Jason fighting each other. It would be a fun fight to write up as its between the detective work of Batman and the stalking skills of Jason.

9 - Leon Kennedy

With everything Leon has fought, Jason would be a breath of fresh air for him. No hidden agendas, no part of a secret weapon project, just a regular monster he has to fight. And between all his weaponry and skills, he will definitely bring the fight when it comes to facing the undead of any sort.

10 - Frank Castle

Two ruthless killers driven to murdering those who deserve punishment. The Punisher is basically Jason if he had the ability to speak and targets criminals instead of teenagers. And you know if he heard of some killer who is constantly escaping the law is hiding in some lake, he would be down there to find him and put an end to him.

And those are 10 of the matches I would like to see Jason fight. Got any suggestions for Jason?

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Alchemy: Magic Vs. Science

Chapters: 12/25 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Rating: T Relationships: Edward/Winry, Lan Fan/Ling, and May/Alphonse. Primary Characters: Edward Elric, Severus Snape Additional Tags: Crossover, Teacher!Edward, BrOtp Edward/Severus. Sassy beyond measure. Series: Part 1 of 9. Summary: Magic and Science, are they the same or are they completely different? It just takes one person to point out all up and downs. Along with breaking the stereotypes that come up with being a wizard, alchemist and most of all being human. Thank you, @amynchan! D/C: I do not own Harry Potter or Fullmetal Alchemist. Discord: La Red(Mesh Mash of… stuff.): https://discord.gg/KYjmVAb Alchemy Series: https://discord.gg/DejEYNJ

“English and Edward’s accented voice.” “Amestrian or another foreign language.” “Written notes.” ‘Thoughts.’ First Name: Informal Last Name: Formal (Or used to annoy others)

"He's soooooooo cuuuuuute! And tiny!"

Four British Wizard Government Officials watched, completely flabbergasted, as the Emperor of Xing hugged Filius Flitwick. Said professor looked like he was in a state of complete shock. All he talked about was how tiny Flitwick was and how much he wanted him to keep him. The man's guard stood less than three feet away, shaking their head in complete embarrassment.

Ling looked up at Lan Fan, who was looking at him from behind her mask with a knowing annoyed look. She already knows what he was about to say. Ling poked Filius cheek continuously as he spoke to her with his request. "Can I keep? Can I? Please? He's a novelty!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"But, but, but, but..."

"No. That is final."

-.-

Edward stared at his first class, which compromised of five students. They were already seated around the classroom according to their house, this prompted Edward to twitch in annoyance. This alone showed how divided the houses were in the school. The two Ravenclaw's were sitting up front with parchment and a feather in hand to take notes. The Slytherin and Gryffindor were seated at the far ends of the classroom glaring at the each other. The Hufflepuff sitting in the back glancing around worriedly and that just made Edward wonder how exactly this school could run with sort of tension coursing around. This was something that he does not want in his class, they are going to need to work together to pull through his class. Of course, competition is good and all, however... that tends to lead to disastrous mistakes.

"I am going to need the rest of you to sit in the front." Edward stated he motioned for the Gryffindor, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff to come forward. He made the Gryffindor and Slytherin sit next to each other with the Hufflepuff sitting in between the Slytherin and one of Ravenclaws. Finally making the other Ravenclaw sit next to the Gryffindor, hopefully, there will be some sort of communication between all four houses. Hopefully...

The students glanced at each other wondering what exactly they were getting themselves into. None of them know anything about their current instructor, let alone his teaching style for that matter. Is he like Professor Snape, Professor Flitwick or Professor McGonagall? They know that the Alchemy Professor is one good term with the former of the two, the latter...not so much. For all they know, Professor Elric could be just as worse than all three professors combined. Oh, how right they are...

"My name is Edward Elric; you are to refer to me as Mr. Elric. Is that understood?" Edward inwardly smirked at how uncomfortable he made them. The responses he got made him frown momentarily, it was an echo of 'yes sir' and it only reminded him back at the military. To be more precise, Roy Mustang, that left a bad taste in his mouth. "Good... Before we actually start I have to say this... At any moment, I will kick you out if you cross a certain line. Warnings are given, depends on how much you pissed me off that moment."

Tension filled the room and it only got worse as Edward told his students what he expects from them and giving them multiple chances to escape. He made it a point that the Golden Haired male did not care about which house they belong in, their blood-status, or their status within the school. No one was safe from anything. The only thing that matters is their intellect, open-mindedness and someone that enjoys a challenge. Cross him, then it could be the very last thing they will ever do.

"Is that understood?"

"Yes, sir."

"Good...Let us talk about the reason all of you took this exam?" Edward picked up a small pile on his desk and raised it up toward the direction of his students. The pile was compromised of their exams, and from what they could see, they are marked over with red ink. Corrections? "Vat is your reasons to learn Alchemy...lie and you are kicked out."

One by one, the students responded to Edward's question in complete honesty. It either had to do with the wanting to be truthful or said it out of sheer fear and intimidation. The color of their instructor's eyes, a shade they never have seen before in their lives.

Edward took in their answers with either a curt nod or a shrug. The answers he got were what he expected from this group. All the answers correspond to the students having an open mind towards Alchemy. Not the Alchemy they thought it to be, something completely different and new. They are keeping an open mind on the entire subject. With a smirk, Edward handed out the exams. "We will go over the first and second section of the exam. Your five did worse in that portion of the exam."

-.-

Dumbledore stared into a Pensieve, reviewing past memories. Memories that revolved with the former Alchemy Professor, someone that he swore has more secrets than himself for that matter. The first time that he first saw Van Hohenheim, he knew something was different about the man. It was a similar aura that Mr. Elric gave off when he first met him, only far more different. Darker, repressed and right down infuriating for the fact the old wizard did not figure him out before his untimely demise.

Mr. Elric had informed him, several Ministry Officials, and others that Hohenheim is his 'insert an offensive word here' father. That said man was found dead next to his wife's grave with a smile, thus turning the disappearance to be marked off as dead. The only proof he had they were related is a faded out muggle photograph of two young boys, a smiling brunette and a weeping Hohenheim. It sort of helped that Mr. Elric looked so much like the man...

Van Hohenheim was a complete enigma for Dumbledore; he doesn't remember how exactly they started to converse about Magic and Alchemy. It was oh so similar to the meeting between himself and Hohenheim's son. Meeting at a small eatery and when they first made eye contact, everything changed. A simple conversation that turned into a deep discussion of Magic and Alchemy, apparently Hohenheim was in the area to study magic and advancement of Alchemy. Dumbledore had made an offer of inviting him to teach at Hogwarts to help him further his quest. For whatever reason, there was a familiar twinkle in Hohenheim eyes when he mentioned the school. A look of recognition was the only to describe that twinkle.

No matter how much Dumbledore prodded Hohenheim for the reason behind that look. It didn't help when the Golden-haired male had entered his office. All the paintings of previous headmasters and headmistresses all looked at him with wide eyes before they ran off leaving every painting bare of said person. Whenever Dumbledore asked any of them for their actions, they kept tight-lipped or start mumbling on about the truth of the world. Complete and utter nonsense to him, how does truth have sin? For then, Dumbledore kept quiet until Hohenheim told him what he wanted to know. Now he will never get those answers from him...perhaps he could still get them from the Alchemist's son.

However, there is a huge difference between Van Hohenheim and his son Edward Elric. Hohenheim was soft-hearted, goofy, and right down a pacifist. Mr. Elric is strong-willed, selfish, hostile, quick-tempered... the list goes on that was so different from his father. Both men are vastly different but hold similar secrets. Secrets Dumbledore plans on finding out one way or another. It will be a matter of time...

-.-

Archie Stanley has been part of the British Ministry of Magic for the last 11 years and counting. He has just been put in charge of the expedition to Xing and get in contact with Elric's brother and attempt to contact with the Emperor of Xing. He, three fellow colleagues and Professor Flitwick flued to a certain location in Xing, which to all their surprise ended up in the Palace. The same Palace where the Emperor lives, this brought up questions of how exactly Elric knew the proper address. Before anyone could compliment on that thought, a young man dressed in what they presumed in royal clothing, rushed over and grabbed hold of Professor Flitwick.

The young man appeared to be gushing over Professor Flitwick and poking his excessively. Seriously out of nowhere, another figure appeared wearing a mask and told the young man something a reprimanding tone. He and his colleagues watched with complete gobsmacked expressions at the sight before them. They were completely unaware of another individual walking up towards him.

"My apologies... His Majesty is uh... overly excitable?"

Archie was the first one to break out of his trace to see a young man that looked to be in his mid-to-late teens, who looked so similar to Elric. Only the young man in front of him doesn't look like he is about to chew his head off at any moment. His voice is far more soft-spoken, speaking with a strong accent but his word was clearly said in English and is wearing a dull colored eastern-style clothing. "Alphonse Elric?"

"Yes." Alphonse replied with a nervous smile, he scratched the back of his head with his right arm. "You are...?"

"My name is Archie Stanley, I am here represe-"

"I WANT HIM!"

Alphonse shook his head, muttering something in a different language before he walked towards the reason behind the scream. Archie watched with raised eyebrows as Alphonse reached over and pulled Professor Flitwick out of the whining Emperor. Eyebrows furrowed deep in thought now, Archie has no clue how to proceed from there. The main goal, the actual goal, is getting a foothold into the country through its ruler.

'This puts a damper on our plans.'

-.-

Ling sat in one of his many private rooms which he used for meeting. He listened with curiosity to what Alphonse was translating to him from what the foreigners were telling them. Alphonse clearly was playing with them, playing the naïve act. Ling inwardly snorted at that thought. Mei was right; he clearly was a bad influence on the guy. Then again, it had helped Alphonse grow as a person compared to how he first met the former suit of armor. To act how people expect you to act to allow their guards to go down and in turn, exploit every second of it.

Ling could clearly tell using his senses that there are several ulterior motives for these wizards to enter Xing. He read up with what had occurred all those years ago, the last thing he needed is history repeating itself. Glancing around the room at certain spots, gauging them, two spots were of Lan Fan and his sister, Mei, hidden away. Both of them ready at any moment for danger geared towards himself and Alphonse. The look of curiosity on his expression fell when Ling looked at a medallion that was hanged on his left, shimmered less than a half a second. He sent a silent signal for Lan Fan and Mei to stay hidden as one of the Wizards had not so discreetly hide a stick back into his clothing. Said man had a look of confusion for whatever reason, it only got worse the more Ling spoke in his native tongue with Alphonse.

"Did you see that?" Ling hummed out, his lips curled up with his infamous smile. "I wonder what he attempted to do?"

"Do you want me to get rid of them?" Alphonse asked with a laugh, his naïve act still up to not deter the Wizards. His eyes conveyed a whole different story, they seemed to sharpen and he keeps slipping his hands into his long sleeves. "Mr. Flitwick already left with the chest, big brother said he only trusted him...not them."

"Naw." Ling waved him off. "Let them have their fun. I want to see what they could give us if whatever they did were to cause harm then the medallion would have reflected it back right at them."

"You know what...I give up." Alphonse raised his arms into the air in defeat.

"Ah, brother-in-law...you should have given up a long time ago."

"Could you stop calling me that...?"

"It's a matter of time until you and Mei will marry, you might as well get used it!"

"...We aren't even dating yet..."

"Ah, hah! So you do want to be with her!"

"I give up...."

Whilst Alphonse and Ling lightly bickered, the three Wizards glanced at each other and whispered amount themselves with looks of complete befuddlement.

"Why didn't it work?"

"We still can't understand them."

"How did that not work?"

-.-

Edward paced around Dumbledore's office; he kept stealing glances over at the fireplace with a look of complete apprehension. He had to repress a shudder every time he did so. After seeing several individuals appear out of the fire and disappear back into the fire, it still was a lot to process. His first class had just ended and now he is waiting for Filius return from Xing. No one else was in the office; Dumbledore had said something about getting sweets from a village near the school. Edward would have wanted Severus to be there but the older male had classes to teach. It left the young Elric pace around the office with a full audience.

"He looks just like Von Hohenheim."

"Too much like him for my taste."

"I wonder how Albus managed to get him here?"

"The promise of knowledge? You know how those types are."

"So says you. You were the first one to bring the man here 400 years ago!"

"In my defense, you brought him here 300 years ago."

"...Albus brought him here a couple of time in his lifetime."

The paintings in the office were completely unaware that Edward is now staring at all of them. A frown etched onto his expression. He already knew that his shitty father had been to Hogwarts before, is he surprised by what he is hearing? Nope. None whatsoever, after hearing exactly just who his father is...nothing about Hohenheim could possibly surprise him.

"Shitty father." Edward muttered under his breath, his expression went from annoyance to anxiousness when he felt a familiar shake. It wasn't so much for the reason for the use of floo powder that as him on edge. It was seeing someone disappear seemingly out of nowhere in a huge flash of light is what has him over the edge. It was so much like the Gate that leads to the horrifying Truth. Not a second later, Filius walked out of the fireplace with a petrified expression. What he muttered under his breath had Edward wince in complete sympathy.

"Never again...I will not return back there... complete and utter lack of..." Filius muttered under his breath repeatedly, he hardly bothered to acknowledge Edward's presence in the office. The Charm's Professor muttered under his breath about Xing Emperor's behavior while he headed out of the office with Edward trailing behind him. "Never again!"

'Good thing Severus didn't go in Filius place.'

-.-

"...The talismans were created to ward off spells, to protect himself and future rulers of Xing from anything that want to cause them to harm with magic. It's a safety precaution." Ling stated once the 3 Government Wizard Officials had left. "They believe they could entice us with their magic tricks."

"Wow...you actually sounded mature for once in your life."

"Lan Fan! Mei is making fun of me again!"

"And he's back..."

Alphonse chuckled at the scene before him, Ling and Mei bicker while Lan Fan watched on wondering how to intervene without overstepping her boundaries. He glanced down at a low table to see several documents the Wizards had left behind for Ling. It mostly composed of what was needed for Ling to know about Magical Great Britain, rules, and possible treaties. A shiver ran down Alphonse's spine the further he read into it and matched it with what the Wizards had him translate just made everything sickly-sweet. Then again, Ling had him say to them even out the playing field, even so, it still left an empty feeling within him.

Alphonse saw that one of the papers was marked with Ling's writing, his brows furrowed at what was written. It was a list of things that Ling wants from this whole ordeal. What was wanted didn't really surprise the Alchemist, if anything it actually made sense.

Healers...

Herbologist...

Potioneer...

It made some sense, it with Xing's culture that revolved around medicine, just look at the type of Alchemy they do. Then there were other things that caused Alphonse to raise an eyebrow in bafflement.

Curse-Breakers...

Dragonologist...

Curse-Breakers...okay, the Golden Blonde allowed that to slide but the second one...not so much. In the end though, he could only blame Edward for getting them into that situation. 'What have you gotten us into, big brother?'

-.-

Edward paced around his room with a list in hand that his brother had created. The list was of all the items Alphonse packed in the Xingese styled trunk, which was tucked into a random corner of the room. The list was pretty much straightforward and there were more items his brother had anticipated he would need for his classes. It saved time for both of them, that's for sure. Edward made a mental to send out magical sweets for his brother and friends for helping him.

'This reminds me...I still have to find the library.' Edward thought he glanced over his shoulder to see a stack of graded exams. It only made him push back his plans of looking for the library until everything calms down just enough. That last thought made him groan. Even if it was the first day of class, he expected at least one student to not show up and another to quit midway through. It would have been so much easier for him than have to kick them out. That would be much easier than having to kick them out later on. As the grounds for being kicked out usually resulted in him getting pissed off and that would lead to far more trouble for him.

The last thing Edward needed is people whining and attempt to get back at him. Normally this would not have been an issue, but since he has no way to backing himself against these people. Plus, physical punishments are a huge no-no here. Too much trouble for his own taste...

Edward's head suddenly snapped upwards, mentally swearing he heard a familiar laugh ranged out through his ears. 'Great...Now I'm hearing things again...'

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Blind Date Chapter 8

Matt found a strange comfort in the way the snow crunched under the wheels of the car, still a few miles from the house. You watched him from the corner of your eye gripping his cane tightly, something by now you have found meant something was bothering him. “What's wrong babe? Is it your ribs?” You asked with a touch of worry.

“Oh no sweetie I'm fine. Claire said I should be fighting fit by New Years.” He answered with a slightly strained smile. “Promise I'll get a new suit from Melvin before I go after Fisk again.”

“Then why are you trying to make an imprint of your cane in your palms?” You asked as you reached a hand over to his, gently guiding the cane down.

“Sweetie...I love you so much but Samhain-”

“Is nothing like Yule.” You interrupted in a comforting voice. “Here,” you reached for an unmarked CD popping it into the player. “I found this a few years ago and it's kinda become a Solstice favorite. Wish I had it around when I was a kid… Even before Johnny I was always bullied for being Pagan. Especially this time of year.” You said as you his play. https://youtu.be/B8i0ypSqBxE

Matt could feel the light of the lights lining the house as you pulled into the drive, the strong smell of evergreens and holly soothing his fears. It smelled like Christmas. You were both greeted with hugs and cheers from your coven and family as you held a yule log cake over your head to keep it safe and yelled over the sounds of excitement a reminder to be gentle with Matt. Matt smiled a more genuine smile as he could hear the echoes of the decorations...even a tree with a star on top. “Your cake is just like the log in the fireplace.” He whispered with a chuckle in your ear as you set it down.

Nana hobbled over to the both of you, her old feet not quite what they used to be. “Blessed Yule you two.” She said with a hug to the both of you before handing over the handmade gift to Matt.

“Nana thank you.” Matt said with a soft smile, truly touched by the gesture. He held close to him the red sweater, his fingers running over plush textures she created for him. “You really didn't have to.”

“Oh nonsense! The least I could do to make up for the last time you came up to see us.” She replied as she patted Matts cheek. How he wished he could have had a family like yours, loving and supporting in every way they can be.

“Actually Nana, Mr. (YLN) I've been meaning to talk to the both of you about that…” Matt said sheepishly as he gestured in the direction of the back door.

The two if them nodded, leading him to the snow covered back porch. “What's wrong son?” Dad asked with a concerned fold to his brow. Matt told them of the disturbing experience he had. “Well the veil did feel thinner than the past few years. Now i understand why. Son if you don't feel comfortable with this you need to tell her. We understand.”

“Well I'd like to try all of them for her before I decide what to exclude myself from. In all honesty what I'd really like to know is if (y/n) and I were to marry would want it to be in a church...can she-”

“Matt look.” Dad interrupted sternly enough to make Matt a bit nervous. “(Y/n) is a grown woman capable of making her own decisions. If I believed I had any right in deciding what she does I would have separated her from that dummass kid long before you came around.”

“I would prefer to give Bug a handfasting,” Nana continued for her son. “But you have our blessing for whatever you both decide.”

Matt smiled a bit relieved knowing they wouldn't object if you wouldn't...but it wasn't exactly the help he was looking for. “Thank you both. I truly love her so much. I haven't asked her yet though.” He assured them both. “Just after what I've heard about this guy I want to do everything I can to not offend anything about your religion.”

“Then you best put that sweater on young man.” Nana half joked before ushering him inside where it was warm.

You smiled glad to see he was feeling more comfortable straying from you this time as you watched him laugh at Dad's stories of your mischievous youth while you were congratulated for your win in the competition by other family and coven members.

He watched with a smile as you lit the log once the sun goes down listening to the ritual welcoming back the light. Once it was over you sat by him wrapping your arms gently around him explaining that the log will burn all night as his ears picked up the sound of the children leaving small treats outside for winter time faeries. He was happy to admit that he felt well at home this time...it felt just like Christmas should.

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Christmas came a few days after Yule. You sat nervously in the stiff pew listening to the long drawn out service struggling to find the spirit of the season in Father Lantom's words. Matt's fingers wrapped comfortingly around yours as you began to wonder if the lecture would ever end. But bless Matt for wearing that soft plush sweater your Nana made for him today.

Finally the service ended and you were greeted with welcoming hugs from the priest and one particular nun. “Father Lantom, mom...this is (y/n).” He announced to the both of them gesturing to you.

“Well it is so nice to finally meet the girl willing to put up with Matthew's hobbies.” Father Lantom said with a subtle grin telling you he knew as the last of the church goers filed from the building.

“How can I not?” You answered brightly turning to Maggie. “He does so much good.”

You both lingered in the church for a while before Matt announced they should get going. “I'll be right out love.” You assured him before planting a kiss on his cheek. “I'm a bit nervous to ask but what did Matt tell you about me?”

“What do you mean deer?” Maggie asked seeing how nervous you were in how you held yourself.

“Well...I'm not-” you begain before it clicked with the both of them.

“Oh that. Yes. He's told us.” Lantom said with a chuckle. “And we were so excited to have you here today no matter who you were praying to.”

“Oh.” You suddenly felt a bit better. “Well I've been wondering. He and I have been together for a while. And if it were to ever get to the point of marriage. Umm how would that work?”

“Well, I'm not sure how it works for Pagans but the way we see it so long as love is there it will work out just fine.” Maggie answered with an encouraging tone.

“When Matthew met you he really wasn't in the best place.” Father Lantom explained. “You have truly been a blessing for him.” His words touched you near to the point of tears. “I've been wanting to thank you for all you do for him.”

“What was that about?” Matt asked when you emerged from the large church doors.

“Nothing to worry about baby.” He grinned to you knowing you weren't being truthful but letting you have your secrets.

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[jcmorrigan]

Who were all the Old Ones glimpsed in Discord's slideshow during Ch. 44 of Elements of Harmony?

ALL RIGHT, LET’S BREAK DOWN THE GRAND REVEAL. This was not necessarily ALL the characters I planned to add to the stew, but this is a fairly good representation, including the actual final villain I planned for the entire story, who I guarantee NO ONE had guessed.

“The images were terrifying. There was Mirage, along with ablue winged cat.”

Obviously Mirage from Aladdin: The Animated Series, who had been established as an Old One before. And where there is Mirage, I had decided there must also be Chaos, also from ATAS. I’d introduced him briefly at the end of the Seven Deserts storylet, but Rainbow Dash never met him, so he’s nameless here. He was going to be Discord’s little brother who Discord considered inferior to him in every way.

“There was a gigantic black creature, somewhat like a gargoyle,with bright yellow eyes and a horned head, rising from a mountain in thedarkness.”

Chernabog from Fantasia. Bummmmm, bummmmm, bum bum ba DAAAAAAA, DA DAAAAAA…DADADADAAAAAA…DADADADA! DA!

“There was a tall, thin, humanoid man, with no face—just blankwhiteness—and arms that branched into writhing tentacles; he wore a neat blacksuit.”

The infamous and memetic Slenderman. There was a time when I was REALLY into the Slenderman mythos, and I figured he made a good addition to the team.

“There was a golden two-headed dragon whose body was that of a gigantic marblestatue’s head.”

This is Fortitudo from Bayonetta. I eventually wanted to introduce a theme that Darkness was not always evil, and Light could be just as bad. Fortitudo and the other Cardinal Virtues were the most Light-associated characters I could think of to hand to the Old Ones to show that they could encompass both Dark and Light and ultimately be aligned with neither.

“There was a red-orange mass that erupted from the ground into alumbering body and a head with sharp teeth.” 

I actually don’t remember? This might be Pyros from Disney’s Hercules. While he was too, well, destroyed in zillions of pieces to join the Titan force that assembled upon the first visit to Olympic Greece, he and the other three (I wasn’t counting the Cyclops) were going to be put back together.

“A slim red creature withslicked-back black hair and a teasing grin.” 

HIM from The Powerpuff Girls, who was going to have an epic broTP with Discord. Nergal from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was going to round out their trio, though Nergal was just a god, not an Old One. I think I WAS going to have Nergal be the son of Chernabog, though.

“A black sphere from which protrudedan enormous hand, and at its center, through layers of black metal, a tinyglass sphere containing a green larva was visible.” 

Yami from Okami. If we’re going to have the Cardinal Virtues representing Light, we’re going to have Yami be the Darkness. 

“A man wearing black hornedarmor, impossibly gigantic and casting a hungry shadow.”

…Well, gosh darn it, I knew all these characters when I put them in this fic and now I can’t remember who some of them are now, including this one. I’ll probably remember him at 3 a.m. next Thursday.

“Another man, bound inbandages, with black and white striped hair.”

Asura from Soul Eater. 

“Another black sphere, with noremarkable features other than an impending sense of danger.”

Mr. Shadow from The Fifth Element.

“A grinning god—orsomething more powerful, the father of gods—flanked by hulking masses ofelements, fire, ice, wind, shaped vaguely like living beings.”

Okay, so that earlier thing can’t be Pyros, because here are Pyros, Lythos, Hydros, and Stratos with Kronos.

“An aged man incrimson robes, with bright crimson eyes.”

The Crimson King from Stephen King’s Dark Tower books.

“A soil-colored dragon chewing upon theroot of a tree, hoping to cause its toppling and with it an entire realm ofexistence.”

Nidhogg from Norse mythology, who I equated with Melvin from Odin Sphere. He actually made his debut a couple storylets later!

“A creature that shifted from human woman to mare, but kept constanttwo black buttons for eyes.”

The Other Mother from Coraline. She has a pony form here because the Coraline storylet was going to be the Mane Six entering a warped version of Ponyville where everypony had button eyes and everything seemed to be perfect. I can’t remember if I was planning on having the OM take the form of Celestia, cycle through the bodies of the six’s mothers, or just be a mare with an original design who claimed to rule over this supposedly perfect Ponyville.

“A blue-skinned woman with silver hair—her head washacked off by an invisible blade then and there, but it kept on smiling.”

Jenova from Final Fantasy VII.

“A manwho seemed unremarkable, resembling perhaps a politician or an office worker,but whose shadow writhed as he held up a vial of what seemed to be deadlypoison.”

Okay, everyone listen up, because THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST PIVOTAL PIECE OF THE PASSAGE. I mention a certain Lovecraftian god later, and I put an emphasis on that side of Cosmic Horror, so I imagine most of my readers were guessing the final boss of EoH would either be a Lovecraftian god, Discord, or Maleficent. The answer is none of the above. It’s this guy. This is Khattam-Shud, from the book “Haroun and the Sea of Stories” by Salman Rushdie. Which everyone reading this post needs to go read RIGHT NOW because it’s so good. Khattam-Shud is the physical incarnation of “The End,” and in a world where stories originate and are sent out for mortals to tell, he wants to destroy all stories so that they will reach The End and there will be nothing left. He is intentionally described as very ordinary, and uses that to work influence on the mortal plane, occasionally acting as an agent of chaos to bring real-life events to tragic ends. (I won’t spoil how it goes down in the book.) Well, since EoH was going to be a crossover of ALL FICTION EVER and I was going to eventually touch on the fact that THESE WORLDS ARE FICTIONAL, I felt like Khattam-Shud was the best possible final boss. The endgame was going to be the Old Ones breaking down all the worlds into a chaos dimension where everything was mixed up and characters died like crazy. As heroes and villains alike allied to make a final stand against them, only too late would the Old Ones, especially Discord, realize that Khattam-Shud set them all up and is not using their powers to cause chaos, but rather to OUTRIGHT DESTROY EVERYTHING, intending to finish it off by destroying the other Old Ones and finally himself so there would be NO STORIES LEFT. EVER. And I actually wanted to get it down to the Mane Six vs. Khattam-Shud as the only seven beings left in the multiverse; the six would have sort of a magical deus ex machina (perhaps a subject for another post?) that would have allowed them to reverse Khattam-Shud’s power and bring back all the worlds and their friends and enemies alike. 

“A being as tall as a mountain, with a green face, sharp white fangs,and flames for eyebrows.”

Aku from Samurai Jack. A note: I had only seen a couple eps of SJ at the time; I just knew that Aku was exactly what I wanted, and I had plans for him. I was going to do the whole show before getting to that storylet, of course. WELL, NOW I’VE ACTUALLY DONE THE WHOLE SHOW AND EOH IS DEAD AND I NEVER GOT TO USE HIM AND HE’S A REALLY GOOD VILLAIN. BLARGH.

“A monstrously huge being, green as the sea, withtentacles protruding from its face.”

And, as promised, this is Cthulhu. Put last to, again, fake people out to think he might be the Bigger Bad when in fact, it’s Khattam-Shud everyone needs to watch out for!

[saturn-rowlf-wrong]

LAFAYETTE VS ANGELICA

WASHINGTON: Ladies and gentleman.

MADISON: Rivals and brethren.

JEFFERSON: Archenemies and best friends.

WASHINGTON: May we please have your attention?

MADISON: The purpose of criticism should never to eradicate a concept but right it into a nobler state. Thus the attitude of America which drives for change, will always be abundant with hate. The presence of the rude, radical and the radiant is the ever-present reply to the perversions of society. We, the vile voters, refuse to be ill-represented. We may be the victims, but we won’t suffer quietly.

JEFFERSON: As citizens, we are free to pursue any constitution-approved object we choose. And we take the most pride in exercising the right to approach as equals and begin a fight. So I am delighted to announce the next bout of banter, vis-à-vis, two mouths with might. So enjoy the scene as the sand bleeds with each bite, alright?

WASHGTON: I can see you are engaged, you are are listening. Because you wouldn’t want to miss this epic rap battle of history. Angelica Schuyler Church vs. the Marquis de Lafayette.

We’ll establish the champion of rapping, the master, the king. On your feet. Ready? Set? Begin?

LAFAYETTE

I’m irascible. I’m a radical, attacking you, sitting rich to the max, full of stacks in France. With unsurpassable rapping skills, I’m a quick-witted aristocrat of slam, in fact. How did that happen? You’re out of fashion, abandoned from the past. I guess only winners last. And the only love you’ll receive from me, mon Cherie, would be at a tennis match.

You ran away from your father, he said you weren’t blessed to wed. You flirted with Thomas Jefferson, but met only his condescence. No success. The eldest daughter, but you will always be jealous of Elizabeth. Because she got an account with the Hamiltons and was the head of the first orphanage.

I’m America’s honorary alien, your flag’s 51st star. A colonel-general favorite to Washington and the National Guard. I was loved until I was imprisoned for the Massacre at the Champs de Mars. That was my reward for protecting the world’s citizens… no wonder I have such heavy bars. ANGELICA

You think you can rap fast, yeah, you rap fast, it’s true. But anyone can practice and match wits with you. And you can be the king of the triple-time speed, Because it means you can find a single bad thing about me.

History dominates in a pen that spared my narrative. My life is under the reign of men, it’s a wonder you heard of it. Listen, Jefferson didn’t see women fit for politics, Lafayette. We need country of justice and I’m the colonist drafting it.

You’re just like the Bastille you stormed, strong but mostly empty. We did the best we can? Is this how free men think? It’ll take more than gallantry for me to see you as a real For the people, by the people, of the people hero.

LAFAYETTE Excuse me, I was young leader to the colonies, encouraged by the brother of King George. I fought for freedom and I fought for free, since I was nineteen years old at Valley Forge. I create country and constitution and kept them in course. I stopped revolution from becoming disaster and discord. So judge this soldier by his struggles, his colors, and the character of his sword.

I’m invincible. A golden-laced blue-collar wordsmith bursting with verses. Handsome faced, full of honor and purpose, an ardent patriot servant. I’m a lyrical billower, the critical bitterburr. A liberal, a criminal, an American general.

Let’s talk about Mr. Church, a supplier priorly accused of gambling funds. Accused a man for being bribed, so –Burr, you’ve heard of Burr— Aaron Burr dueled John. John survives, but John owns the guns that were used in the same spot. The same guns, Were the guns that delivered twice death at Weehawken to Alexander and his son.

ANGELICA

You exaggerate and don’t act as if when you were imprisoned. My husband got you out because I wrote, I petitioned. And sir, you married Adrienne when you were just 16. Got her pregnant and made an exit with a ship to sea.

You were Washington’s friend? That’s nice, but stay at your station. Cos I was personally to 12th president’s inauguration. I was the royal purple in social circles, friends with artists like Maria Cosway and John Trumbull. You think you can call this your victory? Sorry, wrong number.

[stevecanmakeanythingnerdy]

RANDOM RECORD WORKOUT SEASON 5 Battle 30 Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass : The Brass are a comin' (Side 1 ) Vs. Cheap Trick: Dream Police (Side 1) Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass : The Brass are a comin' (Side 1 ) As some RRW followers may know, Herb is a house favorite. He shows up every now and again. He's been at spring training, given us some Christmas love, but now he steps up to the plate for real. Herb Alpert is an american musician and literally the "A" in A&M records. Also the reason the label's logo is a trumpet. Alpert's musical accomplishments include five No. 1 albums and 28 albums total on the Billboard Album chart, nine Grammy Awards, fourteen platinum albums, and fifteen gold albums. So, dude's got game. The story goes that during a visit to Tijuana, Mexico, Alpert happened to hear a mariachi band while attending a bullfight. Following the experience, Alpert recalled that he was inspired to find a way to express musically what he felt while watching the wild responses of the crowd, and hearing the brass musicians introducing each new event with rousing fanfare. Alpert adapted the trumpet style to the tune, mixed in crowd cheers and other noises for ambience, and created the song "The Lonely Bull". The rest is, as they say, history. This is the 13th studio album, and I may be mistaken, but I believe it is the soundtrack to a T.V. Special from the early 70's, possibly late 60's. In the mid 60's the TJB were a cultural phenomenon like The Monkees, but with brass (Brass monkeys!!) and instrumentals. "The Brass are a Comin'" is the title track that kicks it all off. By this time in their career you know what to expect. Short and sweet trumpet bumps as a lead. This is no exception. Light and airy, with (I am fairly certain) what appears to be a banjo. "Good Morning Mr. Sunshine" is another soundtrack worthy happy tune. Good mix and really conveys the warmth of the sun. Some more new instruments make an appearance with "Country Lake". This time highlighting the slide steel guitar. Pretty 70's in nature. In fact this is basically what sound I think of when I think of general early 70's culture. "I'll Be Back" is the terminator's theme. Just kidding. Lower and more benevolent with the air passage. The trumpet in full regatta. A love song with passionate pipes (#seewhatididthere). "Moon River" is next with it's competent vocal scat, thunderous trumpet storms, gale force strings and winds. The only downfall is the awkward transitions throughout. For such a professional group it seems odd. Coming across as more of a sample platter. Cheap Trick: Dream Police (Side 1) Cheap Trick is probably one of those names you have heard but may not realize why. Cheap Trick is an American rock band from Rockford, Illinois, formed in 1973. The band currently consists of vocalist Robin Zander, guitarist Rick Nielsen, bassist Tom Petersson, and touring drummer Daxx Nielsen (Rick's son). Original drummer Bun E. Carlos stopped touring with the band in 2010 but remains a partner in their business organization. Cheap Trick released their debut album in 1977 and first found success in Japan with the release of their second album, In Color, later that year. The band would not achieve mainstream popularity in the U.S. until 1979 with their breakthrough album Cheap Trick at Budokan. In fact, None of Cheap Trick's first three albums made it into the Top 40 in the United States. In Japan, however, all three albums became gold records. When Cheap Trick went to Japan to tour the country for the first time in April 1978, they were received with a frenzy reminiscent of Beatlemania. During the tour, Cheap Trick recorded two concerts at the Nippon Budokan. Ten tracks taken from both shows were compiled and released as a live album titled Cheap Trick at Budokan, which was intended to be exclusive to Japan. Demand for the import album became so great that Epic Records finally released the album in the United States in February 1979. The live version of "I Want You to Want Me" took off and the rest is history. Dream Police is their fourth studio album. It contains the big hit of the same name (and one of my personal favorite CT songs) "Dream Police". For me, this song defines power pop. It has a super catchy riff and rich melody. Also, the full blown harmonies are out of this world. "Way of the World" follows on the heels, and let me tell you, it's another quality cut if meat from the Cheap Trick butchers. Heavy and massive attack. "The House is a Rockin' (with Domestic Problems)" contains some big licks from ax master Neilsen, and even a sidebar of humor within the parenthetical. Real down and dirty riffs on this one. Gritty but pretty. Of course it wouldn't be a Cheap Trick record if there were not a slower ballad type number. Almost bluesy and discordant is the track "Gonna Raise Hell". Zander is on point with his vocal spray. It hits you right in the mouth! I think this is where Danzig picked up his yodel-y schtick. Yells on FLEEK! Cooper, Alice. It is a bit long though...probably it should end well before the disco death at the end. So there it is, Chicago's top of the (power) pops and the top if their game. Zander and Neilsen combine for a gruesome twosome. And I can say this, they still rock with gasoline! I saw them just last summer and they were A game all the way. FYI, The band was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2016. Herb and his Tijuana came to kick some brass! They burned 120 calories over 6 tunes and 17 minutes. That is a total of 20 calories per song and 7.06 calories per minute. They also earned 12 out of 18 possible stars. The Dream Police used every Cheap Trick in the book, and managed to burn 180 calories over 23 minutes and 4 songs. That is 45 calories per song (!) and 7.83 calories per minute. They earned 8 out of 12 possible stars. Call the (dream) police, looks like those Chicago tricksters win! Listen for yourself! Check out the links: Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass : "Country Lake" https://youtu.be/OruxvWY4llQ Cheap Trick: "Dream Police" https://youtu.be/OPemyipJzAM #RANDOMRECORDWORKOUTSEASON5 #RANDOMRECORDWORKOUT

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Dude. Who I have known for years. Would it kill you to fucking TYPE SOMETHING? Ever? Other than requests to get on voice? You cannot convince me you are allergic to responding to me through the medium of the WRITTEN WORD.

[dreadlord-mr-son]

Man I'm reading this WIP fic Five chapters in and so far every chapter ends with a note saying when the next one would come out Like What incredible power Meanwhile I'm over here like Yes, the prophecies state that a new chapter will come one day, when the stars are right

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What the Phasmophobia Discord group chat looks like during a game.

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Our Phasmophobia Discord group during a game.

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"Verbs don't make good chairs."

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Meanwhile, on Discord

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Alchemy: Magic Vs. Science

Chapters: 21/25 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Rating: T Relationships: Edward/Winry, Lan Fan/Ling, and May/Alphonse. Primary Characters: Edward Elric, Severus Snape Additional Tags: Crossover, Teacher!Edward, BrOtp Edward/Severus. Sassy beyond measure. Series: Part 1 of 9. Summary: Magic and Science, are they the same or are they completely different? It just takes one person to point out all up and downs. Along with breaking the stereotypes that come up with being a wizard, alchemist and most of all being human. Thank you, @amynchan! D/C: I do not own Harry Potter or Fullmetal Alchemist. Discord: La Red(Mesh Mash of… stuff.): https://discord.gg/KYjmVAb Alchemy Series: https://discord.gg/DejEYNJ

“English and Edward’s accented voice.” “Amestrian or another foreign language.” “Written notes.” ‘Thoughts.’ First Name: Informal Last Name: Formal (Or used to annoy others)

Edward grumbled under his breath as he scanned through his roster. Thirteen. He now has thirteen students that are eager to learn Alchemy. There must be a different schedule for his students and different set of goals. Now how would he do it?

Everyone that is left shown great strides in becoming possible alchemists. Well, they all are still complete newbies and nowhere near of doing alchemy of any sort. Yes, they show potential but nowhere near the Amestrian potential for someone that is studying to become an alchemist. That was the reality. He must ensure they understand what is needed to understand before they even start learning the harder elements of alchemy.

For now, all of them still need to learn Latin, elements, elements when it comes with Alchemy, and so many other things... So much work to do before the breakfast the following da... breakfast. Until breakfast in a couple of short hours.

"Why did I leave this for the last minute...?"

-.-

"Mr. Elric lives in a modest home with his brother."

"He is engaged to someone that lives down the road."

"Engaged? He doesn't look that old?"

"They've known each other since they were infants."

"I would have thought he was extremely rich and lived in a mansion or something."

"Naw, he lives out in the country. Apparently hates the city..."

"Something about getting in trouble with the local law enforcement."

"That only happens if he is in the same city as his Superior."

"Superior?"

"Mr. Elric is... his former boss he's still in contact with. They have an intense rivalry."

"Like what the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's have against each other?"

"They don't have a rivalry in terms of who's better than the other. It's more...how was it?"

"They just like to annoy each other, if anything, they acted like father and son. Just more...antagonistic towards each other."

"Did you get to meet Mr. Elric's parents?"

The eight students that had gone to Amestris and rest of the Alchemy students sat around the Slytherin table, not once caring about the House Rivalries. All their friends from their respective houses came along to hear the tales of the magicless country. All thirteen Alchemy Students knew that their teacher never talked about his father, a very, very sore subject. His mother... always a soft smile but his eyes a slowly healing pain.

"...Next question."

"..."

"Did you get to see actual Alchemy done?"

"Alchemy."

"Is."

"Bloody."

"Amazing!"

"Well don't just sit there, tell us!"

"It is something you have to see it to believe it."

"You have to understand Alchemy in order to comprehend what we saw in Amestris."

"So... you aren't going to tell us then?"

"Nope."

"Back to your seats, the Heads are passing out the new timetables!"

-.-

Terrance Higgs, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley entered the Alchemy Classroom, whispering to themselves on the change of schedule. The three of them were already in the same class, but took the class on Tuesdays. Now they are taking it on Mondays and Fridays with the rest of the Alchemy students. Twice a week now. They wonder what their teacher has in plan for them.

"Hey Terrance, how exactly is Mr. Elric's fiancé like?"

"She's... beautiful, smart and she has Mr. Elric extremely whipped."

"I am not whipped!"

The three student's heads whip over to see their teacher glaring at the eldest of the three with a critical eye. "I am not whipped."

"I have a very long list of reasons onto why you are whipped." Terrance deadpanned, reaching into his person to pull something out.

"... Take a seat." Edward cleared his throat in an attempt to regain his composure. He went back to fixing the papers on his desk. "I am still fixing everything for class."

The Slytherin and two Gryffindor's took their seats in the front of the classroom. They took out the homework that was assigned to them during the break. The only difference for them is that the Weasley twin's packets had more work compared to the lone Slytherin. Their packets had longer explanations of what was learned by the other students that went to Amestris. The extra details for them to do their work.

"What did you guys learn over there?"

"Any type of alchemy should we know about?"

Terrance scratched his cheek, thinking on what he should and should not tell them. Then again... they are not going to act anything but amazed, wowed and envious. Well almost envious. Being chased around a forest by a bear was not something he would like to relive anytime soon.

"It was mostly compromised of survival skills. How to live without magic in cases of emergency and other stuff as such." Terrence explained. "That was when we arrived at his fiancé, Miss. Rockbell's home. Before we got there, we first arrived in Central City. We saw... a fight between two Alchemist. One using fire alchemy while the other is used his physical prowess with his alchemy. It was bloody amazing!"

"Damn..."

"We should have been there..."

"Hope there's a next time though."

"...Will there be a next time?"

"Depends if I continue teaching and if your lunacy of a government will allow it." Edward answered, not bothering to look over and continuing on with whatever he was doing.

"That if no one talks about the Bear accident."

"Bear accident?"

"Do tell."

"For me to tell you that, I have to tell you all about Mrs. Izumi Curtis... Mr. Elric's Alchemy Teacher. A woman that could strike fear into anyone with just a look." Terrence attempted to repress a shiver to no avail. "That woman is a complete and utter monster..."

"Scary..." Edward whispered out, his students not bothering to glance his way.

"Hehe...It's like this..."

"This is going to be a very long semester...again." Edward muttered under his breath as Terrence recounted the Bear Story. Oh, how much he hates that story...

-.-

End of the week, last class of the week and the first class of the semester. Edward leaned against his desk and stared at his last class of the week. It is comprised of all his thirteen students, all in one class. Unlike last semester, this time around he decided to have one class that had all his students. It was to ensure they all knew who is taking the class and to help one another. Plus, it would be easier to teach them certain subjects in one class than having to teach it four separate times.

"All of you had shown great strides in your goals of learning Alchemy." Edward announced to his class. He watched said class eyes glowed, pride evident in all their expressions. "I dare say... All of you surpass all my expectations for this school and beyond..."

"I sense a but in there..."

"The level of expectations I had originally for everyone who would have taken this class. That level of said expectations is low. Very low. I had to consider none of you knew what Alchemy is, in my county's terms, both magical and non-magical upbringings, so on and so forth. I had to take that into account and base onto what is considered average back in Amestris... Taking that into consideration... the level of expectations was low. Extremely low." Edward was not going to sugarcoat his words, this is his truth. This is the reality of things and it is remarkable at the fact there are as many students at that point of the year. They survived, but just barely. "Do not feel high and mighty. All of you exceed expectations when it comes to those terms. Compare where you are at, to a typical student that is learning Alchemy in Amestris... it is below par. Severely. I had to drill into all of you the differences and similarities between Magic and Alchemy, laws and other needed factors needed for Alchemy..."

Edward pushed himself against his desk and headed over to one of the chalkboards. "There are many other things all of you need to learn to proceed with all your learning of Alchemy. I am not going to sugar coat it... As you all know, Magic has a dark side to it. Alchemy just has a darker side to it. Proceeding forward with this class, I will be harsher and expect far more than any of you could expect from your own selves. In the world of Alchemy... one mistake could cause major injury or death. Sometimes the latter is better than the former... Yes, Edmond?"

"...Do we have to wrestle a bear? Like Mrs. Curtis? For us to further our alchemy?"

"Oh, Truth no! That is just her... She did once try to get me to kill one... Teacher had to kill it after it took my ar... Anyway...No. That is not required."

"Staying on an island without anything but a knife or the clothes on our back?"

"No."

"Fighting?"

"Depends on your form of Alchemy and how you fit it in your style."

"I meant on a surprise attack..."

"No. Anything else?"

"Could we continue on with the class?"

Edward couldn't help but grin, he reached over and flipped all the chalkboards over to reveal the other sides to reveal the sequences of Transmutation, Laws of Equivalent Exchange, and Rebound. "Seeing as none of you ran off... Let us continue on then."

-.-

Edward, Filius, and Severus sat around in a booth in the Three Broomsticks, tucked away in a corner from curious eyes. All of them had just ordered their drinks and food, now they are chatting away until their orders arrive. It was the first time since the spring semester had started the three had gotten together for a drink. It almost feels like a lifetime ago.

"A break...an honest to Truthful break..." Edward sighed, he slid deeply into his cushioned seat. He rolled his head around to work out a kink in his neck. "When is the next break again?"

"Little over a month, spring break." Filius responded he shifted in his seat which is covered in a tower of pillows to compensate for the height difference. "Are you considering another school trip to Amestris?"

"I do not know..."

"Considering how your students speak highly of your home country... would you consider it a possibility?" Severus asked with a slight raise of an eyebrow. After his students returned from Amestris, all they ever spoke about was how different it was from their own world. Not only the fact magic is completely void in said country, but how Alchemy is run in the country. Public knowledge of everything, everyone has an equal opportunity of learning the art. Well, if you could find a teacher to help with the said subject or go about it on your own. The only time they saw any sort of prejudice is when Edward has spoken about his teacher... and her hate for the State Alchemists. From what Edward, had told the Potion's Professor, that doesn't really surprise him. That and the fact the place is run by a Military, with corresponding ranks and so on, that was a given. When asked about people with power or money, all they got is a vague response of a woman dubbed the 'Ice Queen' or 'Northern Wall of Briggs'. Said women born into a family with money and Military background, made her own way into the Military and is one of the highest-ranking members of the Military and is a candidate for Führer. Whatever was said after about said woman caused both Elric brothers, by his students account, huddled together and whimpered at the memories of said 'Ice Queen'.

"Naw, the majority of the time in that week will mostly be spent on getting from point A to point B, then the actual teaching experience. Plus, it would be better if my students want to go home and speak to their parents about the trip face to face if they want to."

Filius was going to say something but the owner of the establishment came over with their foods and drinks. After asserting who ordered what and started to eat their lunch, the previous conversation all but was forgotten.

"Have you thought of continuing teaching next year?" Filius asking midway through their meal.

"More than likely depends on what my superiors say about it. Which is mostly they will have my work with the Ministry of Magic... then again..." Edward trailed off, staring into his glass of Firewhiskey. "Depends on what that idiotic Emperor and General Mustang agreed to do with me and my brother."

"What does the Emperor of Xing has to do with your brother? You never got into that." Filius asked, Edward, has once more opened about himself to him and Severus. Meaning some more of Golden Blonde's past going to be revealed without the need of forcing him to talk.

"Oh right... My brother is learning Alkahestry from the Emperor's younger sister." Edward responded he pocked at his food wondering just what he was eating. "She's a prodigy of the art and well... I think they both have crushes on each other and the idiot brother of hers is using his power to ensure he becomes related to me one way or another."

"Meaning...?"

"I bet a years' worth salary the guy is coming up away for Alphonse and Mei to marry behind the councils and elders back as we speak."

-.-

"You could take her to Amestris for a shotgun wedding?"

"...Ling...she's 14."

"In Xing, once you turn 13 you become eligible for marriage... in some areas, it's younger and a lot of people ignore the rule..."

"I know..."

Ling grin turned into a grimace, shutting his fan shut. "The moment that Mei was deemed marriageable, a flood of marriage proposals left and right. I managed to ward off the most persistent of suitors but it has been getting rather tiresome."

Alphonse crossed his arms and slid deeper into his cushion seat, a frown etched deeply into his expression. Everything that Ling had just told him wasn't new to him. Having his own share of seeing first hand of Mei's suitors. The vast majority of them are twice his own age to someone that was the same age as Pinako. Then comes in his own emotions. The Alchemist truly cares for the princess, not for what she is but for who she is as a person. After everything, they have been through, dare he say his feelings run deeper than he cares to admit. However, there are several factors that are preventing him from moving forward with said feelings. "I don't have any titles or born into any sort of royalty. The elders of the Chang Clan will have a field day if I was even considered a potential suitor."

"So... you're open to marrying my sister?"

"When she's older and if she agrees to marry me in the future."

"We both know she will say yes to you and a long-term engagement will get rid of the pressure of the council and elders."

"...You can come out now, Mei."

Squeak!

-.-

"Bringing my friends here? To Hogwarts? Bringing the Alchemists to the students than the other way around? Hm..."

"It would help with more students taking an interest in learning alchemy. Seeing alchemy firsthand will entice more of them to take the exam next year." Filius explain to Edward as he, Severus and Edward walked up the path leading to Hogwarts. "I already am recommending several students to take the exam next semester. Severus has a couple of his own studying already for it."

"...I am preparing them..."

"I have to talk to my superiors, the old man, and my students... This will be good for the students that did not go to Amestris..." Edward mused aloud, he shook his head at the thought though. Too much paperwork, politics, and other random things needed to be done before it could even become a reality. A very sad reality which will end with himself owing Mustang many favors. "I think it should work? I think?"

"Do you believe it would be a possibility?" Severus asked, raising an eyebrow at Edward's direction.

"Why do you guys want my friends to come here?"

"To see you suffer/To further the education of our students."

Filius and Severus glanced at each other after they finished their respected sentences. Considering the fact Filius is the one that stated he wanted to see Edward suffer, that was the Potion Master's thing. It seems Edward and Severus have finally corrupted the Charm's Professor. It was about Bloody time.

"Why does everyone like seeing me suffer...?"

-.-

"You do realize if we do this, Edward will never forgive you."

Roy hid behind a pile of paperwork, eyeing Riza inconspicuously. He grinned at the look of defeat the woman was giving him. "Naw, he's just going to hate me more is all. All I have to do is argue with him, banter here and there, everything between us is back to normal."

"Going to the actual school?" Riza asked in complete defeat. "For what?"

"Other than to see Fullmetal squirm? It actually has to do with us heading back to Magical Great Britain and continue on with our negotiations. This time though, Xing has to be part of said negotiations as they are going to be our go-between."

"Then tell me... How does this have to do with going to Hogwarts?"

"Ling wants to see how a magical work and made it a point he wants us to come along for the ride."

"You did not answer my question."

"I just want to see him suffer, is that an okay answer? Now help me write a letter to Marcoh and Scar... Please?"

"...The things I do for you..."

-.-

Teacher. No.

Mustang. Eh... maybe.

Armstrong. No. No. No.

Scar. Maybe.

Alphonse. Yes.

Mei. Yes.

Dr. Marcoh. Yes, students like him.

Edward scanned through his list, time after time again. He would his pencil to scratch his head deep in thought. The list contained a list of Alchemist that could possibly come to Hogwarts. The Golden Blonde is taking into consideration what Filius had told him. If he is going to continue teaching here at this backward school, which is a huge possibility, then he is going to need students to teach. He needed to pique their interest in learning alchemy, in turn ensuring they are not going to end up like complete idiots in their society. There has to be change and the only way for a change it has to start from the very beginning. Now all Edward has to do now it talk to Dumbledore about the idea. Once they get into some sort of agreement, then they will proceed to contact the proper paper for it to possibly happen.

Knock.

Knock.

Knock.

Edward glanced up from his notes to stare at the main entrance of his classroom. It was a Thursday afternoon, no one had set up to meet with him or vice-versa and none of his students were given homework that required his help. (It involved coloring, drawing shapes and other seemingly random things. Random to them.) "Come in."

Let it be said... what happened next had our main character had him bang his head against his desk repeatedly. If he could meet with Truth once more, the former Alchemist will punt him across that ever-endless blank world. Then again, Truth will see that action as it is right and will never stop teasing him about it. Apparently, someone had already thought up of the same idea... Just...

'CUUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSSSSEEEEEE YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU, TRRRRUUUUUUUTTTTTTTHHHHHHH!'

-.-

Out in that ever-endless blank world, a toothy smile appeared seemingly out of nowhere. It began to laugh at how everything is falling out of place. What is the point of having an order without some sort of chaos? There must be chaos before anything could fall into a perfectly fitted puzzle.

Truth grin widened when it saw a something shift in his domain. That shift only lasted less than a second and it appeared that a single shift appeared to be frazzled and full of pain. Hah... it should learn it's lesson. They are not to enter Truth's domain until they are deemed worthy. Until then... Truth will continue to laugh at how much they are distorting everything that old goat is building up.

-.-

"You want us both to go to Hogwarts with you? I understand you would want to bring along Mei, as she is your sister... but I?" Alphonse scanned several scrolls, keeping an eye on the Emperor of Xing. Said male is currently perched on a wooden chair, staring down at Alphonse with his typical smile. It did not bode well with the younger of the two, Ling was planning something and it appeared it was not going to be good.

"You are engaged to my sister, you are now part of the Royal family. That includes your brother and once he marries Winry, she and Pinako are included said family."

Alphonse's ears turned red at the reminder, he ran a hand through his short hair. "I am still wrapping my mind around that... heh. How did you manage to get that around the elders of the Chang Clan?"

"Eh, you underestimating yourself there. They like you and it helps that you have a very close connection to the Emperor. Come on, you help with everything around here. I respect your opinion and decisions, plus you have this way of freaking everyone with a smile. Once you marry Mei, I am going to officially make you my advisor."

"Aren't I already your advisor?"

"I want to make it official."

"...Then tell me about this then...?" Alphonse took out a scroll from a pole of other scrolls and handed it to Ling. "What's this about me becoming a teacher? At a magical school?"

"Details, details."

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