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Deep Learning Season 26 Episode 4 Thoughts

**SPOILERS**

-I think the only important thing about this episode was this.

Also this (look at their faces, aren't they adorable?)

And this

Nothing else

-Okay but in all seriousness, this episode was actually really good imo. We got Creek background scenes, more Bebe, more Stan, more of Clyde (being stupid) along with Wendy and Mr. Garrison. This episode was just filled with my favorite characters.

-I don't really have any opinion on Stendy, I think they're okay and I think they're better off as friends but I was actually hoping this would be a Stendy episode, which it was.

-I'm so confused though. I know they're only in what, fourth or fifth grade, they're just dumb kids, but why are Clyde and Stan so instinct on being with Bebe and Wendy if they don't even want to talk to them. Like look at Creek and then look at Stendy and Clybe. In that last picture, Craig and Tweek are actually talking to each other while for the majority of this episode, Clyde and Stan only communicated with their girlfriends with that dumb AI bot. Like don't get me wrong, Clyde and Stan are two of my favorite characters but... like... WHY?? (Also I'm not trying to start a ship war or anything by comparing Creek with Stendy and Clybe, I'm just sharing an observation)

-Also for everyone who's ever thought that Stan and Clyde would be friends because of Wendy and Bebe, this was your episode.

-Out of this four ships that are possible with those four characters, I'd rank my preferences with Bendy first, then Clybe, then Styde, then Stendy.

- MR. GARRISON!! OMG you guys do not know how much I love him. He's literally such a bad person but I still love him. Also he's still together with Rick, aww isn't that nice?? (let's just ignore the fact that Rick was just as bad as a boyfriend as Stan was)

-That whole montage with Stan and Wendy was hilarious but my favorite scene had to be this one

He's really out here doing the bare minimum (also if I didn't love Steek so much, I would totally make this my pfp)

-Also what is with his dumb walk lol???

-Also isn't it cute how Stan included Kyle in his AI story??

-And then he did Mr Mackey-

-And Cartman-

-And just think about that last scene, how did it occur to Stan that he should use the same exact thing that caused the problem he was in the first place to solve said problem??? Like I know it worked but he really doesn't have a lot going for him up there does he?

-In conclusion, I got an episode with kids being kids, Stan and Clyde being dumb, Creek background scenes, my two favorite girls, my favorite adult and a dumb plot line. I'm actually really happy.

-But just imagine if Clyde leaves Craig's gang now after he's seen interacting with Stan. Now Craig's gang is just... Craig and Tweek lol. Losers. I guess maybe Kevin can start hanging with them.

-Anyway, I'm still waiting on that Tweek episode. We did good with the amount of background scenes Tweek had but I'm going to need more than that.

Still manifesting...

[evilstrawberry]

Chef Roasts Mr. Mackey

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park - season 2 (part 2)

apparently tumblr has a character limit so lol here's part 2 of my watch of season 2

EPISODE 8:

Last day of skewl !!!!

They just want fireworks :’(

AYO WENDY PLAYS CLARINET SHE JUST LIKE ME FR

Cartman on French horn !!

Stan, Kenny & Kyle play violin that’s cute !! Will note

They all WEAR SUITS NSGNKNGS SO CUTE

Chef get them fr

EPISODE 9:

Film festival episode !! This is exciting

Wendy popping off at Cartman as usual, she just never misses

Oh so stendy broke up??? Depression

“She’s NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!” Do u want me dead? Yes

Stan get back with Wendy challenge ? Pls i need y’all together

“If she holds his hand in the theatre it will be all over for him” Kyle has never spoke more real words

STENDY MOVIE SCENES <3 LFG

Stan scarred w lesbians whoops

Stan slowly becomes an ally, as previously stated in my s1 post, i will make sure that is so >:(

KYLE SINGING ON THE TOILET KBSBGBDBD

Okay alr the cartman ass screen joke was funny ok i laughed

Not them looking for mr Hankey BYE

AVERAGE CARTMAN TAKING CLOUT…

Stendy back at the movies AAAAAAA

AWWW HE GRABBED HER TISSUE THAT’S SWEET OF STAN <3333

So ur telling me Kyle had a piece of shit in his mouth and there’s photo evidence??? NOT COOL

Style “I’m here for u” ugh they’re besties fr fr

Wendy asks stan to see a movie and immediately abandons Kyle HE’S WHIPPED

But also how dare u Stanley KYLE NEEDED U

OH MY GOD. JWGJBSDBGKJDSBKJSDB STAN IS TRYING TO HOLD HER HAND DURING THE MOVIEEDDJVFJKJKNFV KFV

WaIT IS THAT WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO DO THE WHOLE TIME? HOLD HER HAND?!?!?!?!?!?

I’M mentally unwell

No bc end me I’m CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP

HE TRIES TWICE ????F?E?G?G?F no bc that’s so fucking cute

No bc it’s Stanley “she’s not my girlfriend” marsh to Stanley “this girl is so cute i wanna hold her hand” marsh

OMG SHE GRABS HIS HAND AND THYE HOLD HANDS GFJGDFJKNDFGJKFJKDFVJNK. STOPP IT RN

AAAAA THEY ARE JUST <3333333333333

And… stan vomits, per usual lol

They still hold hands stop it

Wendy: i think I’ve seen this film before but instead she loves the ending <3

God y’all i just love stendy so much

Kyle & Stan friendship secured so sweet

Literally wtf i will never understand the talking piece of shit sorry Kyle

Wendy apologizing to stan abt taking him to the films when I KNOW DEEP DOWN MY SON WAS THRIVING BEING ALONE WITH WENDY

He forgives her wbk wbk

Ain’t no back talk on my ship u fools

THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS AGAIN FDGJKNFDKJNFDGKJFDG pls tell me they’re dating again i need them

Oh my god stendy saved this episode thank you

EPISODE 10:

SO WE STARTING THIS with stan’s mom and sister at the hospital oh i know this gonna b weird

NO NOT CHICKEN POX

Omg stan ur gonna get THE POX FEJNCCKEN

Stan and Kyle’s families are so close !!

Oh and liane <3

DON’T DRAG KENNY YOU DINGOS

“IN THE GHETTOOOOOO” omg the TikTok meme is here SLAY i loved this one haha

EGGO WAFFLES FOR DIN ??? ME TOO BABE

Cartman SHUT UR MOUTH

Oh god Kenny’s family is so chaotic i hate it they deserved better

Kyle and stan have matching sleeping bags AWWWWW

Kenny can’t afford normal dinner food but can clap the lights off???? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

OFC THEY ALL GET THE POX

GODS AND CLODS ??? LMAO

lol not Sheila making Kyle get the pox bc he’s the golden child that won’t get sick

OMG KYLE IS THE ONLT HEALTHY PERSON LEFT

So i remembered that stan hates hospitals and i can’t imagine what’s going thru his head right now besides being pissed abt hw

THEY JUST STORM INTO HIS BATHROOM WHILE HES NAKEY

KYLE’S PAPER HAHA

I’m actually cackling AT THIS SEQUENCE VNVNKJSDNKJV

NOOOOO NOT KYLE

EPISODE 11:

Garrison RELAX

Cartman is perfect for the cheesy poofs comm

Creepy girl….

Omg this poor deranged kiddo :(

FOOTLOOSE a BOP

KYLE ATE THAT HAIKU

ALSO KENNY !!!! SLAY

Kyle is eating these haikus ugh as he should

HYPNOSIS.

Eric kinda popped off

Mackey OMG U DID NOT

My throat hurts >:(

Haha CHEESY POOF

Eric’s one second of fame— relatable

The one time Eric slayed werk

EPISODE 12:

Okay ngl, if this is the episode i think it is, imma pass away

I’ve seen clips on TikTok ok

Omg THE KIDS PLAYING MILITARY OMG CDSNJDIJ

Kenny PLS JNCJDNJKNS

WENDY AND BEBE

“Kyle, doesn’t bebe look pretty today?” Omg it’s KYBE TIME

It’s the way i stan stendy, style, kybe, bendy and stendyle all at once I AM WINNINGGGG

Stendy walks away from Kyle and bebe omg omg

KYLE PUTS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS BACK U KNOW BEBE A STUNNER SHE’S A DAME

Wendy the nations’ KYBE leader, stan the second in command

Stan: no

TRUTH OR DARE LOL

BEBE.

All bebe sees is cake. That’s it. Kyle’s cake. Living, breathing legend.

Wendy setting them up AW

Stan: WE NEED TO MAKE A CLUB HOUSE STAT

Kyle: ?!?!?!?!?

Rare Cartman & Kenny duo things

SHARON MOTHER RELAX

OMG BEBE PASSING A NOTE FDSKBFSDKJGB

DSKJBDSGKJBSGBDKSDK STYLE CONTENT LMAOOOO

But AYO bebe really likes Kyle’s booTAY

The PARENTS ARE FIGHTINNN

Bebe: AYO Kyle LET’S SEE THAT ASSSSS

Kyle: aight?

“I WANNA BE DARED TO KISS HER” STAN OMG DSJNFDSJBGSKD i love stendy crumbs YES

What THE FUCK NOT SHARON & RANDY DIVORCING FSBJKSGDJKGDSDKBJ NO

WHO THE FUCK IS ROY

Get the FUCK OUTTA HERE BRO

Stan was too stunned to speak

Wtf is HAPPENING ?!?!?! Poor Stanley

Stan preaching to the CHOIR

TRUTH OR DARE

The boys are SHAKING

Wendy slayed okay Kyle PUCKER UP

I HC WHEN THEY OLDER THAT BEBE IS A GOOD KISSER and tbh so is Kyle but the first few times Kyle is all tongue and no lip— nasty bro

Kyle will never take a chance to let cartman win that’s just fact

AAAA KYBE

Kyle: AAA

Omg dude it’s ur first kiss relax

“Fucking sickening” but make it with the rupaul YASSIFICATION

Stan: looks intensely at Wendy’s lips

OLDER!HC: stan is like. addicted to Wendy’s lips. All he wants to do is show his affection ALL THE TIME but is also shy abt it??? LMAO

Stan: Dare RIZZ

ROY FUCK OFF

GOD DAMMIT ROY U FUCKED IT UP

Omg kybe okay please let this be good

BEBE GIRL Y’ALL WEREN’T EVEN DATING

LMAOOONSDFNSD

Kyle is flabbergasted

OFC she hooks up with Clyde right after BRUH

But i also like Clybe so it’s okay

Omg STAN NOT THE BEAR TRAP DON’T GET HIM IN THE BEAR TRAP

Alas, OFC Sharon and randy stay strong go get ur dick girl

“CLUBHOUSES ARE MAGICAL” —stan marsh, as his parents are fucking in the clubhouse he built

EXCUSE ME BEBE WHAT THE FUCK

I hope he didn’t do it omg

EPISODE 13:

What the hell

Kyle beating cartman is my favourite

“THESE ARE MY FUCKING FOOD STAMPS, HOW AM I GONNA EAT WITHOUT THESE FOOD STAMPS?” — KENNY MCCORMICK

Kyle threatening Cartman so true bestie

Oh god this is gonna fucking suck

Cartman being flung OUCH

WHEN CARTMAN HITS THE SNOW AAA

excuse me? not the prostitute

this is bad broken vietnamese UGH

CARTMAN.

kenny robbed

stan and kyle playing with the dolls is so wholesome <3

EPISODE 14:

why didn't I know kyle's dad was a lawyer? interesting

little german dance

WAIT STENDY IS DATING AGAIN DFSJBGSBJKGSDKBJ

"hey, elton, if I give you these lyrics, will you write a song for my GIRLFRIEND wendy?"

DEAD

he wants to gift her a song NO ONE SPEAK TO ME

not me actually tearing up irl THIS IS EMBARASSING

but no fr stan is WHIPPED I love that for him

chef hoeing out with kyle's mom??? huh

NOT MISS CRAB TREE. chef rly do be desperate

Mr mackey crowd surfing ended me LMAOO

elton SINGING THE SONG STAN WANTED HIM TO WRITE FOR WENDY :')

WENDY LOOKING AT STAN ugh the fluff they exude

CHEWBACCA

EPISODE 15:

UGH THIS BORDER MAKES ME WANNA FIGHT A BITCH

uhm... this is sus cartman

oh this is a Halloween ep cool

oh WAIT I'VE SEEN THIS ONE ON TIKTOK TOO

creepy murder fish

"hella"

god my paranoia could NEVER

POOR KENNY HIS ROOF IS LEAKY :(

JESUS christ that goldfish scares me

NOT KILL

not the slap from shelly oml HAHA

stan- OMG NOT THE DEAD PERSON

"mommy's little angel" correct, my son is babie

not the SQUASH DFSKJBDSKBDSKB

cartman on some shit rn omg

WHAT THE FUCK TWO CARTMANS

cartman using aunt flo as a massage chair cackles a lil

sharon not giving a single fuck about randy's accusations

oh no not stan and kyle's alts

EPISODE 16:

stan gets told not to go: goes anyway

kenny riding shotgun and not giving a RAT'S ASS until money is thrown

god i'd die if I had to listen to singing for 6 hours

liane is just. so cool ok

kyle: AAAA

EYE- stan that's not cool bad noodle

EW I FEEL BACK FOR KYLE

kenny hoarding food HA

charles: how would u like to come with me to another secluded part of the mall?

kenny: ok

don't mess w kyle brofloski period

kyle: still mad abt mr.hankey

they all getting shot at but kyle has PRIORITIES

SHARON LMFNNKSDFB GET HIM

stan: sorry

HAHAHAH

EPISODE 17:

TWEEEKKKKKK OMG HIS FIRST APPEARANCE AND LINES <3

my deranged son <3 ily tweek

omg tweek's family runs a coffee shop <3 so cute

tweek he's so cute with his little gnome story

oh shit 8 year olds w coffee

THIS IS GONNA BE PSYCHO

OH GOD LMAOOO

Cartman sleeping in his puke yikes

oh he has ADD :'( little bean

Cartman slayed this time haha

Working w the underwear gnomes haha

Side not: my cats are finally sleeping on the same bed and not killing each other <3

OMG Y’ALL HAHAHAHA

EPISODE 18: (SEASON FINALE)

Is this an impersonation of Owen Wilson ??? LMAO

KyLE Y’ALL ARE 8 NO

The WAY STAN CIRCLES DOWN INTO THE CAVE DSJNFJKSDNG HE’S SO CUTE

And there’s the vomit

I’m starting to wonder if Stan has bad motion sickness or he just has a shit immune system

Cartman referencing my favourite movie of all time??? That was iconic of him. grease is MY FAVOURITE MOVIE <333333333

Style fighting >:(

Cartman so true abt style fighting

1999 ??? My birth year??? Epic

“ASSMASTER”

NO OH MY GOD STYLE Y’ALL ARE IN YOUR DIVORCE ERA

Nah bc they are such good friends they better get back together at the end of the episode

When Kyle doesn’t finish Stan’s line abt Kenny… u KNOW THEY FIGHTINGG

THE girlies ARE FIGHTING THEY IN THEIR WWE ARC

Larry u tell ‘em

Overall, season 2 better than season 1, 8/10

[cat-brrr]

Have you made mr.garrison as a cat yet? :] (also ur mr.mackey cat is so cute I love it sm 😭🩷)

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Who the Hell Is Michael?

Word count: 3,030

When a rumor that Craig cheated on Tweek with Michael spreads around, it causes Michael to begin questioning his identity

I sat in the waiting room to see Mr.Mackey and fidgeted with the rings on my fingers. I wasn't in trouble or anything. I requested to be there. I had questions about myself that I needed help sorting out. Mr.Mackey is a total poser and I don't respect the authority. Especially the authority at this school. I just think it's questionable between Mx.Garrison's inappropriate behavior and the intolerance here despite the school bragging about how inclusive it is. But, Mr.Mackey is the most tolerable teacher here. As cringe as it sounds, it's great that the school has a safe space, well safe-ish, where I can explore and question my identity. I stared at the rainbow ribbon hanging on the bulletin board that they hung up for international coming out day.

It all started two years ago in 5th grade. There was a rumor about me going around that I was gay. It shocked me. I felt confused and defensive. I wasn't gay, or at least that's what I thought at the time. I'm not so sure now. Everyone kept talking about how I got outed as gay. I didn't even know that I was gay. How could I be outed if I was never in the closet in the first place? It was very confusing. I remember my friends Henrietta and Pete talking about it.

Henrietta told me that she didn't believe the rumors at all and thought it was funny. Pete thought it was funny too because I had never dated anyone before.

"What does that have to with anything?" I asked.

Pete and Henrietta looked at each other and then looked at me.

"They're going around saying that Craig Tucker cheated on Tweek Tweak by texting you stuff."

That was even more confusing.

"What? I've never even talked to that guy! Wait, he's gay? I've seen him at Raisins before. He seemed really into girls."

Pete shrugged, "Maybe he's bicurious."

"Well I've never even met that guy. I don't even like him that much, he seems like a total poser. He was so pro-authority when that poor home schooler came to school."

"Wasn't that kid kind of a poser too?" Henrietta pointed out.

"That's besides the point! I don't know Craig! We're not even friends."

"Yeah. I mean, you gotta admit, the drama is kind of ironic considering your dating history."

"I've never dated anyone before."

"Exactly." Pete snapped his fingers and pointed at me.

"Craig Tucker is getting more shit for the rumors anyway," said Henrietta, "since in their words, you allegedly didn't even know they were dating."

"Yeah, I didn't."

"Well, there you go." Henrietta shrugged towards me.

"I don't even think they were dating. I'm pretty sure those Asian girls were just pairing up random boys because they think it's funny or something."

"They're conformist bitches for forcing a label on two boys because they think they're homos. It's just sick." Henrietta cringed.

"Yeah, you're right. I just wish other kids would stop giving me dirty looks for something I didn't even do."

The next day it turned out, Craig and Tweek were gay; and people still believed Craig cheated but they made up with each other and Craig apologized for cheating. People still thought I was gay. I felt weird. I felt weird being outed as something I wasn't. Or at least I didn't think I was gay. I never had been that interested in boys. But I wasn't sure I had feelings for girls either. I think I just haven't found the right girl. Maybe it was just that.

That Friday I walked up to Tweek who was sitting with his boyfriend at a picnic table outside school. I felt nervous but I just needed to clear things up and let him know that Craig isn't a cheater and that I had nothing to do with it. I strolled up to him and looked at him. I think I startled him when I spoke.

"Hey."

He had jolted and made a noise. He looked confused as to why I was talking to him.

"Who are you?"

"I'm Michael."

His eyes grew wide and he covered his mouth. I blinked a few times before talking again.

"I'm so sorry." He said.

"Huh? I- look me and Craig didn't do anything."

"Yeah I know."

"What?" Now I was more confused than before.

Tweek stood up and walked with me to a bench at the playground. I sat down and rested my cane against the wood.

"So what happened was people started to say we were dating when we weren't so we thought it would be a good idea to stage a fake break up in front of those Asian girls so they could stop spreading lies about us."

"So you're not dating Craig?"

"I am now. . .but I wasn't two days ago."

"Oh. Wait, who started that rumor about me and Craig?"

"It was me. I'm sorry I took things too far and ended up making you and Craig look like complete assholes. I didn't realize how great of an actor I am and got carried away."

"Oh. So, do you think I'm gay? Is that why you said my name?"

"I dunno. Aren't you dating that kid with the red hair?"

"What? No no no, he's my best friend.

"Oh." Tweek blinked, surprised.

"I- I actually don't even know if I'm gay or not." I blurted out.

"Oohh. I didn't make you start questioning, did I?" He winced.

"Um, kinda. Yeah." I looked down awkwardly.

"Ah. . ."

"When did you know?"

"That I was gay?"

"When did you know you were in love?"

"I think it was the moment he told me I'm more capable than I think I am. It made me feel good. I've never had anyone believe in me like that." He fidgeted with his hair as he paused to think. "The funny thing is II never really had any crushes until Craig; but I also couldn't imagine dating anyone, that's too much pressure, but I donno Craig feels different. He's predictable, he's calm and he's pretty cute." He smiled and looked at the ground.

"What's. . .what's it like to have a crush?"

"I don't know, I guess you just really like being with that person and want to do romantic stuff with them."

"Oh. Ok. I mean, it sounds stupid but whatever" I said dryly.

"What? Why?"

"I just don't get the big deal over finding that one person you love and to dedicate yourself to someone forever. I don't belong to anyone. I'm independent."

"That sounds kinda lonely don't you think?"

"Nah, I have my friends. I don't want to get married."

" Oh. Well, um, I'm sure people will forget about the rumors and move onto something more interesting. Don't worry about it too much."

"Yeah, sure."

He stood up and went back to Craig. He held his out to Craig and Craig took his hand. They looked so enamored with each other. I thought romance was something that only preppy cheerleaders bragged about in music videos. I thought it was just childish to claim you and someone are soulmates. It seemed ridiculous. But as I stared at Tweek and Craig and saw how much people obsessed over their love for each other, it made me feel sick. Why was there this grand expectation for me to find 'the one.' My friends are more than enough.

I walked the hallway resenting the artwork of Craig and Tweek that was hung around everywere. Everyone wanted to have a relationship like Craig and Tweek. They spoke about their relationship all the frigging time. It got overwhelming. They weren't that special. What's the big fucking deal about love? It all seemed so stupid.

Now it's two years later, a few months ago Pete and Henrietta started getting crushes on other kids. Henrietta dated Kenny for a while and got a crush on Bebe, who's actually a lesbian. Then before I knew it Pete got on the new girl in school. He also started to get really comfortable talking about how much he liked guys, guys he thought was pretty, daydreaming about things he'd do with a guy, he had posters of male goth singers in his room he described as hot or whatever. Henrietta acted kinda funny around other lesbians. They just got all flustered and weird and happy. I didn't understand it.

"So, Michael, do you have a crush on anyone?" Henrietta asked one day after school at their house.

I flew my head up from my book and stared at them in disbelief, "What?!"

"Yeah, you can tell us, don't be shy" Pete said with a smile.

I winced. Why were they suddenly turning on me? I thought we all agreed that love was just stupid Disney fairytale bullshit, but now they're talking about people they want to kiss??? Fucking posers.

"I don't have a crush on anyone!" I growled out.

"Okay okay. That's fine. Jeez." Pete held up his hands. I crossed my arms and glared at the floor.

"I thought we were friends?" I asked quietly. My throat felt tight.

"Of course we are, why wouldn't we be?" Pete frowned.

"Yeah, we'll always be best friends," Said Henrietta

"Sure." I mumbled.

"What is up your ass Michael?" Henrietta asked.

"Nothing!"

"Fine, whatever be that way, so did you actually kiss Vampir?" They looked back to Pete.

"Yeah." Pete made a bashful smile.

"Oh my god! On the lips??"

"Yeah." He scratched his neck, "twice. And me and zir kinda cuddled a little bit in the snow for a few minutes."

"Ewww!" Firkle piped up. It was quietly doing math homework at Henrietta's desk. Or maybe it was drawing demons and pentagrams on its math homework again. Was I childish for being grossed out by all this romance shit? It made me feel worse. Firkle is the most goth out or those three now that Pete and Henri have gone poser on me.

"Ze also told me ze's gay and has a crush on me."

Henrietta giggled at Firkle before looking back at Pete, "Did you ask zir out on a date?"

I laid down on a throw pillow and stared at the candlelit floor.

"No. Ze ran away."

" I think you two would be cute together."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I mean I know ze's a vamp kid and all but, it's whatever. Ze's alright."

I started to cry. I don't know why. I just felt awful for not feeling things that they felt.

They stopped talking and stared at me. I rarely cried in front of them. The only time that ever happened was when my parents got into a bad fight and planned a divorce. I was scared of having to choose between them. Stan told me that when his parents divorced he became depressed. It sounded pretty friggin stressful. His Dad is an asshole. My parents didn't divorce though. They started going to a therapist and things are good at home now. It's been getting better now.

I didn't cry easily. Not that I thought boys couldn't cry or anything, I just didn't like to express those messy feelings. But I couldn't hide it any more. I hiccuped and cried in front of them. They looked stunned. My vision went blurry. I was so embarrassed by the noises that came out of my mouth.

"Michael what's wrong?" He put a soft hand on my shoulder. I pushed the poser away before I grabbed my cane, pushed myself up and slammed the door leaving without saying anything. I didn't know how to explain how I was feeling. Hearing Pete talk about his crush on Vampir just hurt for some reason.

That was yesterday. Today I am sitting in the office waiting to see Mr.Mackey for identity counseling. His office was advertised as a safe space for anyone questioning their sexuality or gender, so I thought it wouldn't hurt to talk to Mr.Mackey.

"Oh hello there, Michael is it?" He said as he opened the door.

I nodded.

"Okay Michael you can come right in." He smiled at me warmly. I couldn't tell if it was fake or not but it made me sick. I took a seat at the chair and set my cane against it.

"So you would like to learn more about your gender identity and sexuality is that correct?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Alright, I have a few questions for you, so I can get to know you better, mkay? This is a safe space you can tell me anything mkay?"

I nodded.

"Are you a boy, girl or other?"

Was he serious?

"A boy." It was pretty friggin obvious.

"Okay! Now let's specify what you mean by boy. Are you cisgender or transgender?"

"Huh?"

"Does your gender identity match up with the gender you were assign- I'm sorry that's wrong, described at birth."

"Oh. Yeah it does."

"That means you are a cigendered boy. Mkay! Now how would you describe the people you feel sexual attraction to?"

I thought about it. I didn't have an answer. I like being around Henrietta and Pete. Is that attraction?

"Uhh. .what do you mean by that?"

"Are you sexually attracted to boys or girls?"

"Neither."

"So, do you mean you're attraction to nonbinary people?"

"What! No, I mean. Nobody. I've never had a crush. I don't even know what a crush is supposed to feel like."

"Oh, you must be asexual."

I blinked at him.

"That just means you'll never be in a real relationship."

"But I am in a real relationship!"

"You- you are?"

"I have my friends. They mean alot to me."

"Hmm, yeah, you're right. If that's what make you happy that's fine. That's cool. You do you. So you are an asexual cisgendered boy. Mkay! Great. Is there anything else you wanted to talk about?"

I lied and shook my head.

"Alright. You can always come back anytime if you need to talk. Mkay?"

"Ok." I walked out of his office. Asexual. I'm asexual? I walked up to the bulletin board and saw a bunch of paper pockets tacked up to it. Inside the paper pockets where little paper pride flags. I looked at the rainbow one and picked it up, then I looked for asexual. I thought it was the green one but that one was aromantic. That sounded right for me too so I took it. Turns out the asexual one was purple. I liked the shades of black and grey both flags had. They looked pretty goth. I liked that. Being an aromantic asexual pretty hard-core if you ask me. I stuffed them in my pocket.

When I went outside and found Pete standing in the snow. He put out his cigarette and threw it in a puddle.

"Michael. Are you ok? Henrietta and Firkle told me you went to the counselors office."

"Yeah. I- I've been- questioning my sexuality."

"Oh. Are you-"

"Can we go somewhere more private?"

"Oh yeah. Sure."

I walked with him out towards a grassy hill and sat at the bottom of it. He sat next to me and looked at me.

My heart was pounding in my chest. I tried to breathe and focused on my words. Gosh I was tense.

"So, I'm asexual and aromantic. Which means I just don't get crushes."

"Oohhhh. Okay. Wow"

I leaned into the grass hill and stared up at Pete. He moved closer to me and looked at me.

"So, why were you crying yesterday?"

"I just felt awful that I don't get crushes like you and Henrietta do. I felt so weird and stupid, like there was something wrong with me for not having those feelings."

"Oh."

My throat felt all thick and tense again. My eyes watered up with tears, the more I blinked the worse it got.

"Michael, is there something else bothering you?"

"I'm scared you're going to date Vampir, get married and just forget about me forever!" I hiccuped as more tears ran down my face.

"What? No way!" He cupped my cheeks and wiped my tears with his thumb." Michael, you're important to me. You and Henrietta are my best friends.That's never going to change. I'll always make time for you. And we have to look after Firkle together, it needs us."

"You promise?"

"I promise. We'll make a blood pact about it, the three of us. We're best friends until the day we die."

I hugged him and rested on his shoulder. He petted my back and kissed my head. After a moment I spoke again,

"I don't want to have a family. I don't want to get married and have children. My parents expect me to be this heterosexual guy and get married to a nice girl, get a medical degree and have kids but I don't want that! That would feel like, suicide!"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. . ."

He pulled me into a hug. I leaned against his chest and closed my eyes.

"Michael I promise, I'm never going to forget about you, and if I do you have every right to stab me to death."

I hummed out a laugh, "Okay."

Henrietta walked up to us holding their cigarette holder, "Hey."

"Hey." I let Pete go and sat up, "I'm sorry for being a little bitch yesterday. I was just scared you two would start dating and our friendship would fall apart."

"Oh!" Their eyes lit up, "Nah we wouldn't forget you."

"Henrietta, I'm aromantic and asexual."

"Oh, so you don't want to date at all?"

"Well. . .I'd like to maybe go on dates with you guys but, without the romantic stuff. You know?"

"Yeah that sounds like fun."

"Yeah totally." Henrietta gave me a hug and squeezed me tight, I smiled down at them.

"We got an idea, we should make a blood pact tonight that we'll always be part of each others lives until we die and rot." Pete said to Henrietta.

"Oh that's super hard-core, we have to."

I walked to Henrietta's house, holding their hands feeling like the king of the world.

[lavender-not-fruit43]

Is there’s a way to complete wasted cache? Bcs I already got everything from this quest but I can’t befriend mr.mackey🥲

[thecoolestshadeofblue]

I have no life

Only Pride Headcanons (In this Case for South Park)

Stan:Straight Ally (I like Stan x Kyle but I Honestly just think he's Straight)

Kyle:Bicurious (He's still thinking about if he likes Guys)

Kenny:Pansexual (He doesn't care about your gender and People's thoughts about him being a Princess)

Eric:Gay (Closeted and A Lot of Internalized Homophobia)

Butters:Gay (Would come out but he doesn't want to be Grounded)

Jimmy:Pansexual (He's only ever dated girls but he doesn't mind being with someone of another Gender)

Token:Straight/Asexual (I got nothing to say I just think this idea fits)

Clyde:Straight Ally (Same thing with Stan I like him x Token but,Clyde is definitely Straight)

Timmy:Aromantic/Asexual(He's Livin a lie but not with fact he just vibes with Platonic Relationships)

Wendy:Genderfluid?/Bi? (I'm unsure if I think she's Cishet or Not)

Randy:Demiromantic/Bisexual (He's Closeted about being Bi)

Mr.Mackey:Bisexual(Closeted but intends to come out soon,Mkay)

Terrance and Phillip:Straight Allies (The most supportive Allies in Canada,Guy)

Ned:Bisexual (We know at this point him and Jimbo are frickin Married)

(And we already know Garrison is Trans/Gay,Tweak and Craig are Gay,And Jimbo Is Gay)

[bxksstuff]

Mmh👀

[darkitsunex]

Okay so, am I the only one shipping Mr. Garrison and Mr. Mackey together? Seriously, they would make a great couple together!

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first time watching south park -- season three (part 2)

i hate this character limit shit ugh but here u go <3

EPISODE 7:

lmao cartman just being a kid so cute

"BUT MEEEEEMM" never gets old

oh GOD SHELLY AS THE BABYSITTER this is about to be messy

OH FUCK SHE DECKED HIM INTO THE WALL

HOLY FUCK THEY IN THE WWE RN

NOT THE ULTRA WEDGIE

jesus CHRIST SHE JUST DOESN'T STOP

EYE. not the animal PORN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

CARTMAN BFFR U DON'T GIVE THAT MUCH CATNIP DSBFJKDSBKG

this man a pedophile... awks

jesus I can't with shelly she is BRUTAL

this song is...a choice.

I'm tryna feel bad for shelly but I can't

where the honk did all these cats come from

this cat subplot is so... weird I don't like it

okay. this ep was. a wild ride i'd say lol

EPISODE 8:

RANDY. JUST BC HE HANGS OUT WITH KYLE A WHOLE TON DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T BE BI OR SUMTH.... if they want to, they will. if the don't, they still besties. period.

BUTTERS' FIRST LINES <3 MY CHERISHED BABY BOY BJKSDFJBDSJBGDS HE IS HERE

pip kinda weird tho

what in tarnation is this game y'all

sharon pop AWF mom get KRUNK BITCH

the dads getting into the hot tub lmao

period gerald

these DADS I CAN'T DJBSFKJSDBGKB

gerald. just say ur into randy FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

this awk atmosphere YIKES

yo gerald WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY

oh wait this IS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME AS LAST EP

cool ref

these people MAD WEIRD

STAN BEING AN ICON AS ALWAYS

wait WHAT THE FUCK THE DADS RLY DID THAT ??!?!?!?!??@?!/1/1? BE FUCKING FOR REALLLLL

RANDY ?!?2/2!?2?1

the PHOTO OF STAN FUCKING KILLS ME

randy and gerald got tension y'all...

BUTTERS HE'S A SWEET BOY SOBBING

oh god THIS SONG DOES SUCK

STAN AND BUTTERS :')

stan getting into the game werk

mr.mackey getting KRUNKKKKKK

randy in his homophobic era :/

GASP

"we all a little gay" SO TRUE BESTIE SO TRUE

NOT BUTTERS BEING DRAFTED AS SOON AS KYLE GOT THERE

style just reigns supreme ig

EPISODE 9:

IKE IN HIS LITTLE SUIT <3333333

this is also linked to the last two eps

SLAY KENNY

kenny listening so good meanwhile ike is having a MELTDOWN

I love the kyle/kenny dynamic it's so different but so refreshing

they could be bomb friends (but not as close as style)

IKE :"((((((

Kenny is just so cute

NOT KENNY GETTING THE BELL A BUNCH OF TIMES FKFBJDSSDKJBGJSB

kenny and kyle sfljbsajfbk they are hilarious

not the kid :(

Kenny sitting with his eyes open LMAO

KENNY MAKING HIS SOAP CARVING ON THE SPOT

NOT KENNY GET OUTTA HERE

kyle threw kenny under the bus little bitch

NO KENNY SDGBDSJBDSKBBK :(((((((((((

KENNY SAVE THE KIDS RN POP OFF MY SON

"SHIT." - KENNY MCCORMICK

the bears helping save the jew scouts w kenny and the squirts <3

GO KENNY GOOOOOOOO

NO KENNY'S DEAD :'(((((

oh my goD GOOD EP

EPISODE 10:

HALLOWEEN EPISODEEE

MY TRIO (stan, kyle, Kenny) those are my kids

okay but cartman is me tho

ayo KENNY WOULD WIN THE CONTEST DON'T DOUBT MY SON

is this a scooby doo reference? weird but okay ig

liane laughing at her own son LMAO

BRO WHAT NOT KYLE'S GRANDMA :'((((((

Y'ALL SICK FOR THIS

I feel so bad for kyle oh my god :'(

god the literal trauma kyle would go through for this

that's on god kyle we show respect in this house

NO NOT THE DOG EATING KYLE'S GRANDMA

what THE HELL CARTMAN NO

KYLE AND STAN <3 their costumes are so cute WHAT

SHERIFF STANLEY AND THE KYLE CLOWN AFJLDNSNKSJDG

YO KENNY'S ROBOT COSTUME ATE DOWN WHAT THE FUCK

real question: what money did kenny use to get this costume

sir u have money for maybe a pack of gum bffr

anyways

I'm ignoring this pirate ghost storyline/necrophilia storyline :/ it's weird

NOT STAN AND KYLE DON'T HURT THEM

excuse me...what

OH GOD NOT KYLE'S GRANDMA BE VOMITED BACK UP

the seizure warning was not mentioned OWCH

wenSLAY EATING THE COSTUME CONTEST AGAIN... SHE DOESN'T MISS EVER

EPISODE 11:

what in the pokemon ripoff is this

"but MEEEEEM"

DON'T STEAL FROM KENNY CARTMAN

no KYLE he's gonna be called OUT

GERALD KINDA ATE

no bc I don't think kyle's gonna keep up with the fads tbh

and here we go

no kyle resist

NO NOT KENNY GETTING A SEIZURE

god I feel for kyle so much

kyle, baby boy, ur doing great

why they FACES LIKE THAT STOP

WENDY ALSO IN ON THIS OMG SHE'S SO CUTE

WHAT.

oh lord this is a dumpster fire

cringe

DAMN STAN IS LOST

they ALL LOST

parents ate

kyle babe HAHAHA

DEAD "YET" PLEASE

nah this was the worst kenny death I almost vomitted

EPISODE 12:

A SPELLING BEE? interesting

I was good at the spelling bee in grade 4 fun fact

liane she's so CUTE

"what's a homeschooled kid?" kyle PLEASE

ate down y'all are fucked now

cartman: :D

KYLE FINAL 3 LET'S GO KIDDO

what the FUCK IS THIS WORD

"what's your name?" "what's in a name?" kyle's whipped for rebecca

KYLE OMG A KING

it's two nerds in love :')

he tried his best

NOT THE BUBBLE

Y'ALL EVERYONE BE LOOKING AT HAMSTER BALL MARK ODDLY BUT CRAIG IS FUCKING PISSED OFF LNDFNDLSNGL

craig: stupid hamster looking ass i'mma smash you like a lawbreaker typa beat

now they ALL MAD

the kids are unhinged but they my kids

kyle singing outside rebecca's window that's fucking cute as shit bro

rebecca: :|

kyle wanting to ask rebecca to the school dance PLEASE SAY STAN IS INVITING WENDY PLEASE

KYLE AND REBECCA ARE QUITE CUTE OKAY PLS

SHE JUST GRABS HIM

KYLE AND REBECCA ARE PLAYING DOCTOR AWE

KYLE U GONNA GET UR BRAIN CUT OUT BOY

KYLE HAD THAT RIZZ but rebecca is brain dead, it's OKAY MY BOY

shit this monkey killed my son

I'M CRYING KYLE AND REBECCA ARE SO CUTE

OH MY GOD THEY GONNA KISS FDBDFSJKBSDGBKGFSBKGDSS

STOP THEYYYYYYYY OH MY GOD FDSKJBGKJSDBBGKB this is so cute it's cavity inducing

kyle being the cutest to rebecca but stan FORGETTING WENDY ???? SO FUCKING WEIRD STAN stop beating on kyle for his little crush

YO WHAT THE FRESH HELL REBECCA ??? she's a child hooker ???? kyle is screaming into his pillow

not kyle getting the shit beat outta him

NOW Y'ALL WANNA BE TEAM MARK ??? VERY WEIRD

this ep was funny okay I'll admit

EPISODE 13:

omg STARVIN' MARVIN' IS BACK LET'S GOOOOOO <3

future viv note: my notes on this episode did not save but it was very good tbh, marklar.

also the star wars refs were funny too

kyle also slayed

EPISODE 14:

also rewatching bc notes did not save

OH RIGHT THE WAR REENACTMENT

style vs cartman

SMORE'S SCHNAPPS

adults drunk af

MESSENGER BUTTERS <3

"PROSPERITAH" "CONFEDERITAH" "AUTHORITAH"

"GIVE UP, FATASS THERE'S OVER 100 NATIONAL GUARD GUYS HERE"

"SUCK MY ASS" LMAO

STYLE SLAYED

[millionsviral]

You Will Be Surprised - They are really ugly  

[spookymultimedia]

I keep thinking about Michael going to Mr.Mackey's office to talk about his identity because he feels confused as fuck about attraction and Mr.Mackey straight up telling him he's aromantic

I need to write a one shot about it at some point

[metalheart2373]

Thomas need his Body:

Thomas Tucker: Will you give me your Body?

Nathan's Dad: Oh get Away from me!

Thomas Tucker: (Running on Road) Mr.Garrison, I need your body, let me in you so I can Finish.

Mr.Garrison: Hey Buddy, I don't Swing that way! (Mr.Garrison, Mr.Mackey, PC Principal & Richard Adler starts Laughing)

Thomas Tucker: Will you Sacrifice your Body to Me?

Cartman's Dad: uh....Sure?

Thomas Tucker: ahh, You tricked me with your Illusions, You Fat B***h!

Cartman's Dad: (He ate Cookie & start Sobbing)

Thomas Tucker: (he start running & Screaming)

Hehehe now that was a Episode of Monster Lab is Jesus Wept.

[computermaus]

"I could die tomorrow from this Covid." No Mr.Mackey you don't. Iconic characters like you don't die. Beside the main four like, Wendy, Mr.Garrison, Grandpa Marsh, Craig, Tweek, Butters etc. they can't be killed.

[saltedbutters]

my analysis of the boys/Kenny this ep

Okay so you know what hurts my heart? When the boys first make the plans to use the scooters, Kenny is worried because he doesn't have a phone, but Kyle promises they will work it out "well that’s okay, we’ll figure it out, we always do!"

 And Kenny is so happy/relived he can still fit into their plans despite his disadvantage. He thinks his friends will still be there cuz they're a team, right? :)

Some kids trick-or-treat with a pillowcase or plastic bag, but Kenny goes out of his way to buy a pumpkin pail despite not having a lot of money.

 He really likes Halloween and he can't wait to show his pail off to Cartman.

 It absolutely broke my heart seeing how proud Kenny was only to be confused at Cartman's dismissive reaction “great. cool. you got your pail...” He even looks down at it and back at Cartman, wondering what he did wrong.

 As if showing your interests to friends and getting ignored isn't hard enough, I doubt Kenny has anyone else in his life (like his parents) to validate his interests.

So then there's the intervention. When Kenny walks in he stops once he sees the other two are there and hesitates, his eyes looks around in confusion and worry.

Cartman: he keeps pushing that Kenny is too poor, which is weird because he's the second poorest kid in town (or at least one of the poorest). I guess this might be Cartman thinking "if I'm able to have a phone, you should too." Maybe it's a way to further separate himself from being poor because at least he's not "Kenny poor". Or maybe he thinks it's Kenny's fault for not pushing his parents more. We've seen how Cartman treats his mom, and in the beginning of the episode he lists off her credit card information without a pause. Cartman pushes to get what he wants, so I think that's why he views Kenny not having a phone as his own fault.

Cartman and Kenny are supposed to be best friends, but Cartman doesn't really look out for anyone aside from himself a lot of the times so I felt his reaction was pretty expected.

Kyle: He's "the smart one" and usually the boys rely on him to come up with plans. We just saw in 2204 that he was willing to spend 3 YEARS of birthday money to get Cartman and Butters out of debt with the vapeshop guy. Part of it is Cartman knowing how to play Kyle to get him to do what he wants, but anyways... Kyle told Kenny "we'll figure it out" but it seems like he really didn't try at all. We've seen the boys, and specifically Kyle, go through great lengths to get their way. I think if Kyle helping Kenny resulted in them one-uping Cartman or Craig's gang etc, he would have definitely bought Kenny a phone or attached a wagon to the back of the scooters or SOMETHING. But Kyle just sees Kenny as an obstacle in their way, “The truth is, without a phone you’re just going to slow us down.”

I think I fault Kyle the most because he lied to Kenny, didn't even try to figure out a plan, and didn't seem remorseful about the decision at all. It almost seemed like Kyle was trying get Kenny to understand this was okay because it was in the groups best decision to drop Kenny, and he shouldn’t be upset because it’s only logical to drop the weakest link, like “I’m sorry but we have to let you go, it’s in the group’s best interest.”

Stan: It's tough for him to admit he's choosing candy over Kenny, and I think he feels bad Kenny can't be included, but I don't think he feels guilty about the decision. When Kenny says, “But we always trick-or-treat together.” Stan responds by explaining that he just...doesn’t fit into their scooter plan and they can’t wait around for him to catch up. It’s like “im really sorry it has come to this, but you want the group to thrive, right? And it just doesn’t work with you here.” They have this awesome plan and Kenny just doesn’t fit into that plan, so instead of changing it they drop him.

Stan feels bad he has to be the one to let Kenny know hes being let go. I think he understands the situation sucks but also "it doesn't work with...you" basically puts the blame on Kenny AND further pushes Candy > Kenny. I think Stan is a dick but doesn't feel great about admitting how he feels and that's why his voice shakes. Funny enough, Stan is the first to vomit from eating too much candy. They can’t even eat all the candy they’re getting but still choose it over Kenny.

And Kenny's reaction to all this is disappointment and defeat. He begs for them to keep him. He could have told them all to fuck off, but he's just broken. 

Determined to still have a good time, he goes to everyone he knows to see if they'll let him in but everyone has their eyes on the candy. Even when asking the other groups, he doesn’t call out Stan, Kyle, and Cartman for tossing him aside. He just says “oh you know-” to deflect how weird it is for him to be seeking out other groups. It’s sad to see how small and helpless he presents himself.

I wish I had a gif of that scene because his eyes dart around so much. He’s probably come straight from Cartman’s house. When he approaches the girls the next day he’s more confidant and even laughs to try and make light of it all.

And he’s so sad and defeated about no one wanting to go with him, he just wants to talk it over with a counselor. As if Kenny doesn’t have enough to deal with, I don’t know if we’ve ever seen him go to the school counselor despite it all.

Also Mr.Mackey saying “What do you want?” makes me think it might be unusual to see Kenny in his office, if not the first time he’s come for counceling. Could be Mackey just being too busy counting candy but I love to reach.

Also, that shy knuckle rubbing is something we’ve seen Butters do a lot when he’s nervous, and Kenny who is optimistic in the lowest of times is brought to that level. “Halloween is supposed to be happy, and I’m not happy at all.” wow where did all these tears come from :’) Kenny doesn’t feel happy and he can’t talk about it with any of his friends because they’re the ones who hurt him and STILL he isn’t mad at them, he’s mad at the scooters.

Only when talking to Mr.Mackey, who is more worked up and aggressive about this whole scooter situation, does the plan to take down the tower arise. I think without Mackey's influence Kenny would have just gone trick-or-treating alone, and go back to his friend group the next day as if they didn't just royally fuck him over. Also note Kenny’s change from defeat to excitement when Mackey says he will help Kenny take down the tower with his car.

His little fits pumped in excitement. Best boy.

Even with the ending, there's no "you know what Kenny, this is better, just trick-or-treating like normal, no scooters. Sorry we abandoned you." The boys are all sore losers despite still having loads of candy they can't even eat. They don't even try to get the more candy than everyone else once the scooters go down, they just give up. It's especially sad because "getting the most candy" is what they ditched Kenny for, and with the simple loss of the scooters they give up. And EVERYONE lost the scooters, so they are still have the same level of advantage as everyone else. Even after finding out everyone was using a scooter, they still fought hard to get the candy, but afterward they just don't care. They abandoned Kenny for something they so easily give up on. 

And yet Kenny is still happy to trick-or-treat with them, still calls them his friends. In fact, his reason to destroy the cell tower wasn't even to get back at them or ruin Halloween for everyone now that he didn't get to enjoy it. He just wanted to spend it with his friends as equals.

So yeah, that's my break down of how the boys are assholes and Kenny is truly the goodest boy in existence. Cancel Stan/Kyle/Cartman 2k18. Only Kenny deserves love now. Kenny Park for 2k19.

(Jk I still love all of them and understand it's for comedic effect and everyone's been good/bad at some point. I love the main boys I just wanted to analyze the ep no hard feelings at Stan/Kyle/Cartman i still love them.)

[p0th]

Tfw you absolutely love the design of a background character but they literally get only 5 seconds in one episode that’s also a flashback so there’s no chance of seeing them again 😔

I wish there was an actual character with a mullet :(

(This is from mr.mackeys flashback in the hoarding episode btw)