#ms hacker

[moraymoth]

[geistboy1]

hacker and some cups, because new hacker stuff came out

[undertalehuman]

drawing deltarune characters badly in ms paint but i take longer and longer each time

the fella: hacker

the time: 35 minutes

i genuinely spent like 10 minutes on his hand alone ._.

also i made a different face for him

[nekolitano]

He is not joking, please obey him

[ministerhomer]

Draw yourself killing the hacker

[julianavalds]

did root ever get a last name lol

welp I mean tecnically she does have a last name since her real name is Samantha Groves but she prefers to be called Root 💕

[teknolojihaber]

Rus bilgisayar korsanları kimlik avı saldırıları gerçekleştirmek için bir Microsoft aracından yararlanıyor

Rus siber suçlular Windows PC'lere kimlik avı saldırıları gerçekleştiriyor. Saldırı, işletim sistemine entegre bir Microsoft aracının kullanılmasına dayanıyor. Kasım 2023 ile Şubat 2024 arasında APT28'deki Rus bilgisayar korsanları, Windows çalıştıran bilgisayarlarda büyük bir kimlik avı saldırısı düzenledi . Oldukça karmaşık olan siber saldırı, virüslü makinelerden kişisel verileri çalmayı amaçlıyor. Operasyon, IBM araştırmacıları tarafından yapılan bir araştırmada gün ışığına çıkarıldı. İlk olarak, Forest Blizzard veya Fancy Bear olarak da bilinen siber suçlular , hedeflerine sahte bir e-posta gönderiyor. Casusluk konusunda uzmanlaşmış  bilgisayar korsanları, Avrupa da dahil olmak üzere dünyanın çeşitli bölgelerinden hükümet kuruluşları ve STK'lar gibi görünüyorlar. Bu e-postalara ek olarak bir PDF dosyası eşlik etmektedir . Belgede bilgisayar korsanları, kötü amaçlı web sitelerine yönlendiren URL bağlantılarını kullanıyorlar. Bu siteler, Windows işletim sistemindeki yerleşik Microsoft araçlarından, yani "search-ms:" URI protokol işleyicilerinden ve "search:" uygulama protokolünden yararlanacak şekilde tasarlanmış. Windows'a entegre edilen "search-ms:", cihazda kişiselleştirilmiş aramalar başlatarak, örneğin dosyaların veya bilgilerin kolayca bulunmasına olanak tanır. "Arama:" protokolü, Windows masaüstü arama uygulamasını etkinleştirerek bilgisayardaki içeriği bulmayı kolaylaştırır. Bu araçlar siteler veya uygulamalar tarafından kullanıcı deneyimini geliştirmek için kullanılabilir ancak bu senaryoda siber suçlular tarafından istismar edilmişlerdir. Rus bilgisayar korsanları kötü amaçlı yazılımları dağıtmak için yöneticileri kullanıyor . Kurban, tuzağa düşürülen HTML bağlantılarına tıkladıktan sonra kendisini bilgisayar korsanlarının tam kontrolü altında uzak bir sunucuda arama yaparken buluyor. Daha sonra hedeften bilgisayarlarına başka bir PDF dosyası indirmesini isteyecekler. Kötü amaçlı yazılımları gizleyen bu belgedir. Hedeflerin güvensizliğini gidermek için bilgisayar korsanları bazen devlet kurumları tarafından yayınlanan gerçek resmi belgeleri kullanır. Virüs, bilgisayara yerleştirildikten sonra bilgisayardaki tüm verileri titizlikle sızdıracaktır. IBM'in yürüttüğü araştırmaya göre siber suçlular Masepie, Oceanmap ve Steelhook gibi kötü amaçlı yazılımlar kullanıyor. Bu, bilgisayar korsanlarının siber saldırılarını düzenlemek için bir Microsoft aracını ilk kez kullanmaları değil. Siber suçlular, fidye yazılımını yaymak için uygulamaların Windows cihazlardaki yükleme dosyalarından yüklenmesine, güncellenmesine veya kaldırılmasına olanak tanıyan bir protokol olan "ms-appinstaller"ı bir süreliğine ele geçirdi. Read the full article

[snotgrl-02]

VPNs do not make you more secure

here's how they work!

first of all, most of your internet traffic is already encrypted via TLS (Transport Layer Security). Things that aren't encrypted are usually videogames or less important applications.

a VPN encrypts traffic between your computer and the VPN server you're using.

your Internet Service Provider (ISP) sits in the middle of that transaction.

cue the MS paint diagram

Without a VPN:

With a VPN:

the traffic between your VPN server and the rest of the internet is not encrypted any further.

things that VPNs are good for:

bypassing geo-blocking

bypassing website blocks set up by your ISP

obscuring network traffic from your ISP

things that VPNs are not good for:

browsing the internet without having your activity logged. every company that gives internet service logs the activity, it's half of how they make sure they're not being hacked.

hiding information from the government. VPN providers WILL bend to subpoenas, they WILL turn over logs of your network activity.

cybersecurity. VPNs can't save you once the traffic is between them and the final destination. they don't analyze your traffic to detect and stop hackers, they don't add any encryption where it matters.

VPNs are not a shortcut to security. you cannot pay 15 dollars a month to forgo all responsibility for your own digital privacy. do your research, use a password manager, stay safe.

my friends i hope you find this information useful. you have been sold a lie. remember to show extreme skepticism to youtube sponsorships and journalism websites which sing their praises.

sources: i have a certificate iv in cybersecurity

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[ms-demeanor]

That’s not your dog though? Your dog is Holly Mop. Why is that dog not Holly Mop? Was your dog never Holly Mop at all? Who is that smooth cake roll of a dog?

In spite of my slate of food allergies, fairly frequent migraines, and occasionally disobedient joints, I am not @thebibliosphere.

I am @ms-demeanor (mid bastard) the computer weirdo with the bizarre coffee shop, giant hacker gunsmith spouse (Large Bastard) and murderbeast chihuahua-dacshund (Tiny Bastard).

I'm the one who wrote the death book and the degoogling guide, Joy is the one who wrote a queer poly supernatural romance novel. Hope that clears things up!

Here is tiny bastard trying to give you a hug.

[heartsforvin]

BAD FOR BUSINESS

guys i got this idea from reading a matt sturniolo fic 🙏🏼

buckle up mfs, its a long one

pairing: vinnie hacker x fem!reader

warnings: smut, p in v, age gap ( r’s 23, v’s 30), use of pet names, fingering, oral (f receiving), dirty talk, cussing, use of pet names, use of y/n, lmk if i missed anything !!

summary: when vinnie hired you on to babysit his four year old, he never expected things to take a turn the way it did

you started the job right before the boy turned one. he was the sweetest infant, and even more sweet as a toddler.

it was hard to believe it had already been three years since you started the job, it feeling like yesterday.

you show up at the household five days a week, everyday like clockwork at seven in the morning just so vinnie could be at work on time.

just like today. it was six-forty-five when you pulled up to the hacker residence, fifteen minutes early.

there was really no actual set time you had to be at the house, but vinnie did say before at least seven-fifteen.

knocking on the door softly but loud enough to be heard, you waited for the man to answer.

you were met with the man on the other side, giving you a greeting smile.

you would never admit this to anyone but you always thought vinnie was attractive. with his blonde curls, strong bone structure, and not to mention the obvious muscle.

he still portrayed that ‘dad bod’ but it wasn’t as obvious as most.

“goodmorning ms l/n,” he smiles. “come on in, wes is still asleep but i’m sure you don’t mind.”

you smiled back with a nod as you walked into the house. it wasn’t big, a single story with only two bedrooms, perfect for vinnie and his son.

over the years you came to find out their story. you found out that vinnie’s girlfriend at the time had just up and left the baby as his responsibility.

it was clear he needed the help, and daycare was just too expensive for him to handle, so he decided to hire an ongoing babysitter.

that’s where you come into play. three years ago you had found this ad on a website, clicked on it and read the description.

once you did you knew you had to at least interview for the family, you didn’t ever expect to be hired.

now here you were three years later, wesley had become someone you truly loved like your own son.

“should i wake him up if he sleeps in a little too late?” you asked the older man as you set your things down on the kitchen counter.

vinnie shook his head. “no, not unless it’s past ten.” he informed.

you nodded and watched as vinnie grabbed his things off the counter. he had tattoos run along his hands that you swore was the hottest thing.

shaking your head, you look at the man across from you as he repeats his words you didn’t hear.

“there’s yogurt and strawberries in the fridge, strawberries are all cut up so all you have to do is serve them. you know he’s going to want apple juice with his breakfast so — water it down.” you cut him off with a smile.

vinnie returns the smile and nods. “right. i’ll be home probably about five-thirty, six so i’ll see you then.”

the two of you say goodbye and that’s when you go and sit down on the couch a bit until the boy wakes up. it was around seven-twenty in the morning so you knew it would be at least an hour or two before he wakes up.

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about an hour later you saw the young blonde peek into the livingroom, wide smile across his face when he noticed you were there.

“y/n!” he exclaimed as he ran up to you. you scooped him up in your arms and kissed his head.

“morning, wes. sleep good?” you asked as the boy squirmed out of your arms and sat beside you on the couch.

with a nod to his head, you smiled. standing up, you grabbed his hand and helped him off the couch before saying, “your dad got breakfast all ready for you, you hungry?”

the blonde smiled widely as you helped him down and ushered him into the kitchen.

you grabbed his booster seat and sat him in it before going to the fridge and grabbing the yogurt and strawberries for his breakfast.

“here you go wes. you want your apple juice?” you knew his answer but just thought to check in case there was a chance he didn’t want it.

like always, wesley smiled as he asked politely for the drink. your went to pour it in a sippy cup and watered it down just a bit like always.

handing it to him, he thanked you as you ruffled his hair with a smile. you had eaten breakfast on the way here so you decided to sit at the table and wait for the boy to finish.

once he was done you cleared the table and helped him out of his seat. you put it back in its respective spot and then took the blondes hand and told him it was time to get dressed.

“which shirt today, dinosaurs or trucks?” you asked the boy as you held up two shirts.

he looked between the two before pointing to the one in your left hand. “dino’s!”

you laughed and smiled as you put the other shirt away. after dressing him, you told him you had to clean up the kitchen and to stay in his room to play with his toys until you got done.

once done with cleaning up the kitchen, you decided to take wesley to the park. it was a pretty nice day out, plus it was the last few weeks of summer so you wanted to make sure he got all his time outside in.

“hey wes, you wanna go out to the park? you can bring your car with.” you ask, the boy’s eyes lit up at the last words you said.

for wesley’s fourth birthday vinnie had gotten him one of those battery operated toy cars. wesley loved it the minute he saw it and was outside for a good two hours riding it around that day.

after getting very excited about hearing he could bring his car with, wesley immediately ran to the kitchen to wait for you.

you laughed at the boy's excitement as thee two of you made it out to the garage.

opening up the garage door, you got the car out and wesley immediately got into the toy car and drove out of the garage.

"hold on bubba, gotta close the door." you informed the boy, seeing as he was already halfway down the driveway.

after closing the garage door the two of you were off to the park. it wasn't that far from vinnie's place, so it was perfect walking distance.

once arrived, wesley stopped his car and you watched as he made his way to the slide.

as you watched the boy, your thoughts immediately went to the older blonde man, more specifically, how attractive he really was.

you shouldn't be thinking like this, especially since he was your boss, not to mention years older than you, but you couldn't help yourself.

you wondered if he thought about you the way you did him. he couldn't have though, he's acted nothing but professional to you for the past three years.

you've always thought about what it'd be like to be in a certain situation with him. how would he react? would he be polite and push you away, or would he give in?

that's what you had to find out.

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back at the house, it was around five-forty-five and you were getting wesley ready for dinner. he had demanded chicken nuggets and mac and cheese to you on your guys' way home from the park.

you of course couldn't tell him no, so here you were, preparing everything for his dinner.

after getting the boy into his booster seat, you finished up cooking the mac and cheese before serving some in a bowl to him, the chicken nuggets were served soon after that.

"had a good day today, wes?" you ask as you sit down at the table with him.

wesley smiles and nods. "when's daddy gonna be home?" he asked you before scooping up mac and cheese.

you checked your phone for the time before answering him. "soon, bub, probably after you're done eating."

wesley smiled and continued to finish his food. about twenty minutes later vinnie walked into the door and wesley immediately ran up to him.

"hey bud!" vinnie said as his son hugged his legs.

vinnie set his things down and picked up his son. "had the best day!" wesley exclaimed to his dad.

you watched with a smile as wesley told vinnie all about your day today. vinnie flashed you a smile and for a minute your plan was working.

"alright bud, go in your room and play for a bit while yn and I talk, okay?" vinnie said as he put the boy down.

wesley ran to his room while you and vinnie watched. once he left you started to clean up the dishes from dinner.

you watched as vinnie rounded the other side of the island and took a seat on one of the barstools. "you don't have to clean up, you're good to go home for the day." vinnie informed.

you smiled and shook your head. "its alright, i don't mind," you told him. "plus you worked all day, it's the least i can do."

vinnie noded and just stay put. after dishes were done you had offered to bathe wesley to help out once more before leaving.

"you don't need to do all that." vinnie says as he takes a sip of his drink. "I can bathe him, he is my son of course." he laughs.

it was the first real laugh you've gotten to hear in years, and you had to admit that you loved hearing it.

although, he was right, you definitely did not have to wash wesley up, vinnie could do it himself. you just loved spending time with both vinnie and wesley, you couldn't help it.

"okay, let me just say goodbye to him and i'll be out of your hair." you tell the man before you walked out of the room.

once you left, vinnie let out a heavy sigh, thanking everything that you left when you did. recently he's been having thoughts no boss should have about the person they've employed.

thoughts like how pretty you are, how pretty you looked in your bathing suit that one summer when he had invited you over to swim because wesley wouldn't stop asking for you.

"fuck." he cursed under his breath, now trying to not get a tent in his pants before he sees you for the final time.

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the next day you arrived at the house exactly at seven. knocking on the door, vinnie opened it moments later with his eyebrows furrowed.

"shit I'm sorry, i forgot to tell you wesley's at my parents house today. you don't have to work today, go home and take the day off." he informed with a smile.

you smiled too, that's when you took in his appearance; tousled hair and sweats, no shirt.

your breath caught in your throat at the sight. you hadn't seen him like this since that summer he invited you over for a little pool party with wesley.

vinnie notices how you react and chuckles. "this looks unprofessional, know," he breathes. "i just needed a day to myself, i know it sounds selfish but it's true."

you shrug it off. "don't need to explain yourself, it's fine i understand." you tell him with a smile.

vinnie returns the gesture. "well i guess i'll get going," you sigh. "thank you, i'll see you tomorrow."

vinnie smiles before he watches you walk off, that was until he called you back over.

"hey actually if you'd want, i could have some help around the house a bit." he tells you, opening the door for you.

you walk into the house and set your things down on the counter. vinnie comes up behind you, hand gliding against your back before he faces you.

he's still in his sweatpants and no shirt. he looks at you and takes in your outfit.

a nice baby blue sundress paired with black converse. he loved how you dressed cute but also a bit casual too.

"so uhm," vinnie clears his throat, making you smile. "you can start with whatever you want first, no rush and you definitely don't have to do this." he explains.

you smile as you start to walk over to the kitchen sink, vinnie follows in suit and sits at the island chair that faces you.

you start with the dishes that are already in the sink before going to the ones on the counter

"what'd you guys do last night after i left that has the sink overflowing?" you ask with a small laugh.

vinnie reciprocates, laughing with you before answering. "wes wanted cookies before bed, unfortunately he makes it hard to say no and so i gave in."

you laugh, the four year old can be very persistent with things. as you continue with the dishes, you can feel vinnie's gaze linger on you.

he watches as you wash the dishes then set them on the counter to dry. watches as you glance over at him and starts smiling.

he smiles back, not even hesitating before he does, almost like its on cue, an instinct.

"you're beautiful, you know that?" he doesn't know what possessed him to say that, but he's glad he did.

the reaction he gets out of you is one he suspected, your cheeks tint to a red color, smiling wide as you look at him.

"thank you, vinnie. you're not so bad yourself, even when looking casual." you return the compliment.

you both don't know what is going on right now, this was extremely unprofessional, at least it felt like it.

vinnie didn't care right now though. he'd been having these thoughts about you for so long, he needed to act on them.

taking a bolder approach, he stands up and rounds the other end of the island so he's now by you. you turn to face him, and that's when you notice the slight stubble on his face.

you thought it made him look sexy, paired with his tattoos, you almost didn't want to give in.

his hand travels to land on your waist, you look down at the placement and that's when vinnie asks, "is this okay?"

it shouldn't be, but it sure does feel okay. nodding your head, you give him a verbal response too, just so he knows.

his other hand cups your jaw and that's when you watch as he leans in, so you do the same until you're met in the middle.

the way his lips felt on yours was like nothing youve experienced before. it was needy, hungry, like you've both needed this for so long.

its almost like you did, you've both imagined this moment too many times, and finally acting on it almost felt unreal.

"jump." vinnie says against your lips. you do as told, jumping up so you're now in his arms.

none of you break apart as you feel him gently place you on the counter. his next movements however were not so gentle.

a gasp slips out of you when you feel his hand come in contact with your clothed pussy. he smirks up at you, watching your head tip back as his finger presses against your clit.

"vinnie." is all you muster out, it coming out as more of a moan.

vinnie smiles as he continues to rub at you through your panties. he watches as you widen your legs for him and bite your lip.

"let it out, baby. its only us, let me hear you." vinnie says, making you let out a loud moan once he circles your clit again.

carefully, he pulls your panties to the side and chuckles softly when he sees how wet you are already.

"barely touched you and you're already this wet f'me? dirty girl." he rasps before gliding his finger over your folds.

a whine slips from you and he smiles up at you, standing to give you a quick kiss before going down on his knees.

the sight in front of you almost makes you let go right then and there. vinnie's head disappears from your view and under your dress.

he grabs the waistband of your panties and pulls them down, tossing them on the floor somewhere before dipping his head between your thighs again.

you feel his fingers on you again, making you moan out his name for the second time. vinnie smiles to himself before easing his middle finger into you.

"shit," you moan, holding onto the edge of the counter. "vinnie, please."

he removes himself from between your legs and looks up at you, asking what you want. "you want more?"

you nod an he happily obliges, dipping his head back under. this time, his middle finger and mouth make contact with you.

his finger his sliding in and out of you at a rapid pace as his tongue prods at your clit, eliciting moans out of you.

soon, he gets antsy and lifts himself up again. "can i take this off?" he asks, referring to your dress.

you nod with a smile and before you know it, its off in a second. he asks to take your bra off too, to which you do for him, landing somewhere in the room.

his hands immediately find your chest, taking both of your breasts in his hands and squeezed them, making your head tip back.

he kisses from your lips all the way back down to where he was moments prior. his mouth lands on you again and you grip his hair, tugging softly which makes him groan into you.

"taste so good, princess." vinnie mumbles against you as his tongue laps up your juices.

you push his head into you more, causing a groan from him and moan from you at the feeling. you feel his ring finger enter you and that's when the pleasure intensifies.

"vinnie, g-gonna-" you're cut off by a whine as you feel his finger hit that one special spot.

vinnie looks up at you, continuing his actions as he speeds up his pace on you.

before you can utter the words to him, you're summing on his face in a second. vinnie lifts off of you and smiles, making you smile with him.

"so fuckin' good, baby," he breathes out before kissing you. "stand up f'me."

you do as told, hopping off the counter and standing up. before you have the chance to speak, vinnie's turning you around so you face the counter.

"gonna let me fuck that pretty pussy? huh, sweetheart?" you can't even answer him, the tone in his voice already making you wet.

you nod as you feel his hand make contact with your ass. his sweats pool to his ankles, letting his cock spring free and smack against his abdomen

"gonna give it to you so good, baby." he whispers in your ear as he strokes himself a few times.

you wiggle your ass just to tease him, he smacks it again before asking if you're ready.

with verbal conformation, you tell him you're ready and that's when you feel him push into you for the first time.

"shit, feel so fucking good already, don't know if i'll last." his words make you smile as you bite your lip.

vinnie grabs your hips and starts to move in and out of you at a slow pace. you grip the counter, already feeling like it's too much.

"so big." is all you can say, making vinnie smirk.

his thrusts soon become needy and face paced as time went on. when you noticed, you moved your ass back on him, making him moan.

"that's it, fuck yourself on my cock. good girl." the praise goes straight through you, making you whine in pleasure.

vinnie kisses your shoulder as he fucks into from behind. he can't believe this is happening. he doesn't want it to end.

his hands move from your hips to your chest in an instant, squeeing both of your tits as he thrusts into you.

"feel so good princess," he rasps. "god we should've done this sooner."

you smile at his words and agree. even though this is completely wrong, it feels so right.

"vinnie," you whine when you feel his thumb rub circles on your clit. "baby please."

he takes that as a sign that you're close and his pace along with his thumb on your clit becomes harsher.

"give it to me baby, come on. be a good girl and cum all over my cock."

his words only spur you on more and before you know it you're doing as told. a loud moan rips from you as you let go on vinnie's cock, making him smile as he reaches his release.

with a few more thrusts he cuts deep inside you with a moan followed with it.

"fuck." he says once he catches his breath.

he grabs your dress off the floor and helps you put it back on. he grabs his pants and puts them on himself after.

"that was.." you trail off with a laugh, not even knowing the correct words to use.

vinnie laughs with you, also not knowing the right words to use to explain what just happened.

you fix your hair and dress before you hear the doorbell ring. both you and vinnie go wide-eyed when you hear the door open and the sound of his son's voice.

"shit." he mutters. you watch as he quickly picks up your bra and puts it in your purse.

wesley comes around the corner just in time, followed by vinnie's parents. they've met you before so you say hello before grabbing your things.

"I should head out. thank you again vinnie for letting me help out, i'll see you tomorrow." you say to the blonde man.

he walks you out real fast and as you two are alone, he kisses you quickly. "see you tomorrow."

you smile and walk to your car, checking your purse for your keys. that's when you realize you left something on the kitchen floor, no doubt one of the three people who just walked into the house finding it.

tomorrow's going to be an awkward day.

hiii this has been in my drafts for months so i’m glad i finally got it out !!

i switched to writing on my new laptop but some things i do still have to do on my phone but majority of my writing will be from there (not like you can tell LOL)

but i hope you guys liked this !! i loved writing it <33

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[obscuretobyfox]

The recent UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE Newsletter revealed a ton of concept art for enemies, done by Splendidland! There's way too much to make individual posts on, so I'll just post all the art with notes here!

"My friend Samanthuel (aka Splendidland) did a ton of concept art for Chapter 2! Sadly I couldn't use all of it because many of the concepts didn't end up aligning with my final vision for the game, but the designs themselves are super amazing! I'm thankful I got to use any of them.

Specifically I really wanted to use the paint enemy as a miniboss, since I thought it would be really fun mechanic.

Below were her notes on all of them! She also provided ideas on how she thought they could be used." - Toby Fox

"I was given the broad theme of "cyber world" and told to pretty much just design whatever I wanted, expecting only a handful to actually make it in. I made all of these within a couple days, just making whatever came to my mind." - Splendidland

(From here on out, all quotes are from Splendidland.)

"01: Hacker Guy (idk what their name is), wants to discover the secrets of the world and has special abilities, though they aren't aware of them. "Hacks" by randomly smashing keys and even swinging their mouse around in the air, could keep escalating in silly ways.

02: Handsome Face...

03: When they stand over a spot that can be "hacked into", their cursor shaped head turns into a pointing finger. They don't notice this change, so it's up to you, the player, to help them."

"04: heheh....

05: Funny Egg, their body contains a virtual pet. Can the fate of this pet be altered? Maybe not... Has an existential crisis if the pet dies, as their body is a battleground of life and death.

06 :Broken Image, their life is in ruins

07: Recycle Bin

08: Trash Fly, represents uncollected "garbage data"

09: Kiss-kiss"

"10: Painter, would basically be like Adeleine but with crude ms paint effects, especially the airbrush."

"11: Diskette, spins in place until talked to. "despite my looks, i am totally unable to save your progress"

"12: some kind of "internet" thing idk

13: "Data", little icon like creatures who march onwards with unknown purpose. they take part in the festival."

"14: Popup. hides underneath a tile and springs upwards annoyingly. touching its forehead makes it return underground temporarily. a pest."

"15: Virus, its head sways back and forth as it tries to hover in the air."

"16:Anti Virus, is it a cop or a doctor? maybe they see you as an enemy as you're an "outsider"?

17:Corrupted data or something"

"18:"Cyber World", a rough vision of what a world inside a computer could look like

19:Cyber House"

"20: Masked Dancers, they participate in the festival, each colour has a different movement pattern and dance style. very rough concept" Which one is your favorite? Mine is probably the tiny data creatures!

[kit-williams]

Modern!Space Marine AU

Blame @pluvio-tea because I've been reading her interpretations of what Titus and the gang would be doing in the modern day and I got enough people encouraging me... so...

@bispecsual @egrets-not-regrets @moodymisty @bleedingichorhearts @liar-anubiass-blog

@thevoidscreams @barn-anon @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan @squishyowl @ms--lobotomy

@nekotaetae @sleepyfan-blog @remembrancer-of-heresy @felinisnoctis @solspina

@the-californicationist

lets begin

Note: a lot of them will be ex military though in honesty you could make them all ex military just if I mention they are ex military its more so they are a recent ex military

The Dark Angel; Azazel: In a modern setting I see him as still being active military but now behind a desk and more so working for the Intelligence community and interrogations but he tells people that he still does work as a military therapist which isn't exactly a lie. The excitable young woman that works with him is a nice distraction...

The Emperor's Children; Palion: Is a Tailor and a Costume Designer he loves to make fancy outfits that glitter in the light and is inspired by a tragic Muse...

The Iron Warrior; Harram: Military Contractor (still very much as a Dad bod in this universe) with a focus on construction so like infrastructure and building. He's recently moved and there is a nice widow right new door...

The White Scar; Nogai: Racing (he's a white scar) with a focus on motocross on both bikes and ATVs. However he also likes to do rally races with his navigator Honey... he may or might not enjoy the steadfast and commanding tone she takes when she’s in the co-driver seat and in the zone as they race a little too much...

The Space Wolf; Arkyn: Another Ex military (given that he was a captain) so at the moment he is learning how to transition back to being a civvie but he's recently learned he enjoys helping at the local wildlife rehabilitation center. The other retired military woman who works there helps sooth his wild soul...

The Imperial Fist; Astel: Black market Doctor and Chemist operating without a license. He makes house calls and is good for what he does but sometimes he likes to take on cases "out of the goodness of his heart" for way less money... such cute little mouse for him to work on...

The Night Lords; Ghosk: Actor but not just any actor he is a monster actor; aka the guy who is in full prosthetics moving like a cryptid even if he's under like 20 pounds of makeup and props and prosthetics. When he's not assigned to a movie role he likes to be a scare actor at one of those parks where he can touch the attendants... he likes watching the rabbits run...

Anrir: he is in the nitty gritty and dirty business of Organ Transplants like proper handling (just don't ask where he got those 30 kidneys)

The Blood Angel; Sirus: He is someone's Art muse. He get's so much money and time to make his pottery. He also is good at making memorial pieces like incorporating human ashes into a piece... that's because for his grand pieces he's already doing that. Sirus is also a Serial Killer with a pinch of cannibalism, he incorporates blood into the hues... human ash mixes nicely with his clay. He's hoping to ask his Moonlight muse for a photoshoot soon...

The Iron Hand; Marlos Vauth: Software Engineer. He focuses on programming for prosthetics but he's been moonlighting as a hacker as well and getting rather good at it. He's been bothering the IT girl recently...

The World Eater; Zul: Retired. He heavily insists that he is retired but he's still jacked and simply says he made smart investments so his money makes money. But how can he be retired he's young (40s) and scarred to hell and back. But he will get aggressive if you keep asking questions. He can often be found with a sickly young woman on his arm too...

The Ultramarine; Tulio: He is a high salaried investor who could retire if he wanted but he just hasn't done so yet... He has to make sure that the new girl is going to be fine...

The Death Guard; Solos: Unemployed. He is the guy in town who you never see at the same job twice and never for very long, yet he somehow has money all the time. His spats with his lady are legendary as they seem to break up and get back together all the time, even if she could do so much better than Solos, but people who intervene with his love life have a habit of going "missing" and Solos always has an alibi...

The Thousand Son; Nakht: He is a professor that deals with historical documentation as well as document repair. Though a few people have noticed that a lot of what he deals with is occult materials given how his main field of study has nothing to do at all with esoteric occultism...

The Black Legion; Zhur: Professional Dom... he's got his eyes on a particular client but he's got to pay the bills and his baritone voice can easily get anyone to obey him.

The Word Bearer; Jihias: Preacher (is anyone surprised?) well in fact the Preacher bit is a ruse as he is in fact a full blown cult leader. Such passion and fervor his preaching tend to be but if you think more and more of what he says... and by the time you realize the grotesque nature of his preaches get it's far too late... the shepherd loves you and wont ever abandon you...

The Salamander; Nubin: Master Blacksmith. Run's his own shop and also does free classes for the high school when they cut their shop classes so he just offered free courses and is trying to get some deal for the time spent in the shop to count towards credit hours.

The Raven Guards; Sor, Kazi, and Moremo: Private security guards though they have come under scrutiny for getting rather close to their latest client

The Alpha Legion; Omegon: Lawyer and a damn good one as some people say he hires professional investigators to look over a scene again he's never really lost a case.

The Black Templars; Roland: Retired Military and does stuff with guns either selling them, helping people train with them, also runs a Youtube Channel with Backerin called "Guns & Buns" which has their own niche because it will be Roland helping out with his wife's bakery/a slight vlog showing off his journey with retirement

Arnault: Retired Military turned erotica writer/author. Started writing when he was bored out of his mind during a recovery and found out he enjoys writing erotica.

The Carcharodon; Tyberos: Mafioso. (Rather he is either the head of the Carcharodons or an enforcer) but right now he's helping run a front which is a coffee shop but it's become a nice little community get together since it has decent food and good coffee and its great for people trying to sell stuff

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

In a couple days I’ll be done with this semester and possibly college, so I’ll finally have the free time and peace of mind to start learning how to use FEBuilder and make my hack a bit less hypothetical.

I was just wondering if Mod Goldmary or anyone else knows any good resources for an aspiring hacker like myself that they can share. Tutorials, forums, sprite/music downloads, that sort of thing.

theres the graphics repository if you're looking for specific animations

for portraits, I'd recommend FECC + any pixelart focused program (I use MS Paint)

on fe universe, theres loads of advice to help you

hope that helps <333

[ravioliet]

alright so i don't have any drawings to post for this yet, but as promised here's my explanation for that Odd Squad Glitch Techs au i mentioned the other day!!!

lots of yapping under the cut, i am very bad at summarizing things but. i tried

ok so basically. i realized that both shows involve kids solving weird problems and anomalies and whatnot and i thought it would be fun to turn the odd squad kids into techs! and it's really silly how well a lot of this stuff translates over lol. it's just odd problems but video game themed

so basically to start off the season one gang is pretty much the same but the roles have shifted around slightly, i have a whole rewrite plotted out for GT episode one where Otto is basically both Five and Miko (mostly Five though tbh) and there's the whole contest and everything. Mitch is Oren but like if he was worse at his job. i guess. less of a hard worker at least. Olive is also there despite already being a tech but y'know. but basically she and Otto pull the thing where they sorta team up or at least help each other out a bit because neither of them like Oren but like in the actual episode the game glitches and Olive gets pulled out of the game to fight the glitch, and while everyone is distracted Oren just resets Otto because he's a sore loser and doesn't want to admit he was losing to someone who's not even a tech. a little bit of time goes by and at some point Olive runs into Otto again while catching a glitch and he helps her defeat it, and afterwards she's like "oh hey you're that kid from the competition!" and Otto, who doesn't remember any of that, is like "lol what competition? :)" and Olive is suspicious now so she pretty much just drags him back to hq with her and then things happen and he gets the job and stuff hooray!

also some other notes

Oscar is like the support guy! he probably knows how to hack some stuff but mainly he just invents things and fixes people's gauntlets and such. hinobi tech support's tech support. if you will

glitch modder Todd!!!!!! he's literally a glitch modder you gotta believe me. same as in canon he got too bored with his job and started causing problems on purpose but specifically, he started modding glitches to raise their difficulty level to make them more entertaining, which then turned into just modding them in general and then into causing glitches on purpose. the pienado was a modded glitch of his, he took the original glitch which came from some sort of like. candy crush type mobile game i imagine. and made it more powerful than it should have been. so yeah Olive is also scared of pies here

Todd is also immune to resets Miko style because it makes him a bigger threat

the pirate-itis episode was a possessor glitch that was slowly taking over Olive. because i think that would be neat idk

the season two kids are here too!!! Olympia is still a big fan of the glitch techs and also Olive, despite the fact that she's. not really supposed to know they exist. she saw Olive take down a glitch one time and somehow avoided being reset afterwards. she's not interested in like exposing their existence or anything though she just really really wants to join and eventually she gets recruited and is absolutely overjoyed

as for Otis, he is still a former villain but in this case he's specifically a former hacker. Brother Quack is his actual human older brother who raised him and was also the leader of a hacking/modding group that was very against the Hinobi techs. at some point they start messing around with creating actual harmful glitches that could cause some serious harm and Otis decides that things have officially crossed the line and like in canon he runs to Ms. O for help. his brother doesn't remember the betrayal anymore but Otis avoids him anyway because guilt and also because he's afraid that he might remember at some point. tragic siblings moment

Drop Gadget Repeat still happens but it's not a literal time loop, it's a mapper glitch of some sort of puzzle game that Oona gets trapped in, and she can't get out until she beats the whole game but she's stuck on the last level so she calls in Olympia and Otis to help. it's one of those timed puzzles where the level gets reset when the timer runs out and they're all struggling. eventually they figure it out with teamwork though so yippee!

6:00 to 6:05 is something similar to that as well i think

Ocean is the pet guy kinda. because it's silly :)

anyways yea! silly secret agents show moments i love both of these shows so of course i had to put them in the blender together lol. i'll design the characters eventually, i have some ideas in mind already :3

[sketchp00ch]

💚Miss Tuesday’s First Day💜

PROLOGUE

Quick Tivia: Γειά σου (or Geiá sou) and Καλησπέρα (or Kalispéra) mean “Hello” and “Good evening” in Greek

DING-DING-DING!

DING-DING-DING!

All she wanted to do was relax on the beaches of Antipaxos with a glass of Santorini Sunrise, bathing in the warm, gleaming sun and gazing at the crystal clear waters splashing calmly against the soft sand. But no. Today, she couldn’t have that. Her phone just had to ring like no tomorrow.

DING-DING-DING!

DING-DING-DING!

Ariadne Isychía was once a child prodigy who achieved so much back in Gotham City—a high school diploma at twelve, a degree in data analytics and cybersecurity at sixteen, and a freelancing technician throughout her late teens and early twenties. She later became a professional hacker in the GCPD for over ten years.

At thirty, she would leave it all to live in the beautiful city of Athens, Greece. A place she once called home as a toddler before her family moved to the States in search of a “better life,” so to speak. What a crock of shit that was…

Anyway…

With an agitated groan, Ari finally picked up her phone to a mysterious number from…

“Gotham City? Who the Hell do I know in Gotham?”

Panic and confusion rushed over her for a split second, as she hadn’t lived in Gotham for five years, and with good reason. The night before she left the city, Ariadne had already quit the GCPD and decided to live in Greece for what she hoped was permanent; she utilized her hacking and cybersecurity skills to pull her ultimate heist: rob Gotham’s most ruthless crime lords blind. Ari was more than successful and stole thousands from the private offshore accounts of Rupert Thorne, Carmine Falcone, Salvatore Maroni, Oswald Cobblepot, and even Harvey Dent, ending up with about five hundred and fifty thousand dollars without leaving a single trace or digital footprint.

Or so she thought…

After further hesitation, she finally answered the mystery number.

“Γειά σου.”

Ari thought that if she only spoke in Greek, the mystery caller would be confused, apologize for calling the wrong number, and eventually hang up, and she could continue on her beach vacation. But no. She was wrong. Again.

“Καλησπέρα, Ms. Ariadne Isychía.”

“... I don’t understand you—”

“Oh, please, my dear. Don’t try all that nonsense by pretending you don’t know a poppycock of English. I may be an old buzzard, but I’m no fool.”

It was bad enough that her vacation was rudely interrupted by some asshole from Gotham, but now it’s ten times worse when that asshole is Oswald Chesterfield fucking Cobblepot himself through the damn phone.

Ari cursed under her breath and responded courteously now that the jig was up,

“Shit… Okay, you win. To what do I owe the unexpected pleasure of the Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot? Or I guess in this case, Mayor Cobblepot, last I read online.”

Ari sneered at the phone as she heard his satisfied signature penguin chortle

“Well, to be frank with you, my dear, I require a favor, and before you reject it, you should know something…”

“And what would that be, sir..?”

She asked, trying not to panic and keeping a calm composure to avoid making things worse.

“You left Gotham City approximately five years prior, correct?”

“Yes, you would be correct, sir.”

There was a ten-second pause between lines as Oswald took in a few puffs of smoke from his long cigarette and finally continued the conversation,

“You should know I’m fully aware of that weasel little stunt you pulled five years ago on me and my fellow lords, including my closest confidant and new district attorney- Harvey Dent.”

(‘SHIT! GOD DAMN IT— SHIT! I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT!’)

This replayed in Ariadne’s head repeatedly as she realized her heist wasn’t as foolproof as expected. She genuinely thought to make sure not to leave a single digital footprint or a trace of her presence behind after collecting her spoils from each crime lord. But it seemed like she missed a spot. A pretty BIG spot from the looks of it.

“Normally, I would be positively LIVID whenever I hear that I have been swindled by some vixen who knows her way around cybersecurity, thinking she can sneak her way into any of MY vaults as if they were unguarded chicken coops, and trust me. I WAS.”

The sudden change in tone from proper and suave to vile and vindictive shook Ari a bit. She had a sneaking suspicion of what would come next: She would either pay back her dues in one way or another or become a walking target for Oswald’s best snipers.

Ari stayed quiet over the phone because if she asked how he knew it was her and why he was telling her this now when he could’ve conducted this half a decade ago, it wouldn’t matter. Apologizing would be useless, too. All she could do now was shut the fuck up and let the man speak his piece.

“But. I won’t lie to you, my dear. I knew about your heist a week after you left Gotham when some of my best hackers dug it all out. It seems you got a bit sloppy with my account, but thankfully, there was no trace of your little digital paw prints in the others. Only I know of your slip-up, Ms. Isychía. You should feel quite fortunate about that.”

“I see… It seems that I need to perfect my skills. I appreciate you pointing that out to me if that's the case. And may I ask why you have kept this a secret until now, sir? Just curious.”

Ariadne’s repose and calm composure took Oswald aback, and she nonchalantly acknowledged her mistakes, even thanking him for informing her of them. What an odd woman—a computer genius by all accounts, yet so bizarre. People who wronged him and got caught would typically be hyperventilating and pleading for mercy. It’s almost as if she expected this confrontation to happen eventually. Or is her lulled demeanor all a ruse to hide her fear right now?

He cleared his throat and finally got to the ‘doing him a favor’ part.

“Ahem..! Yes, well, the reason for keeping this a secret for so long when I could have easily made you a galloping bullseye for me and the likes of my competitors is because I was morbidly impressed with how you were capable of virtually snatching our wealth right under our noses. In fact! I was SO impressed that I had to keep you under my notes in case I ever needed a favor from you. A pretty big one at that, mind you!”

“So you were waiting for the right opportunity to blackmail me into doing your bidding. Is what you’re implying if I were to put it bluntly?”

“That’s correct, my dear.”

Ari already knew the gist from the get-go; it’s as predictable as a children’s book. What the favor could be is what worries her; there’s an unpredictability.

She sighed softly and asked,

“Okay, and what favor have you been hyping up for the past forty-five seconds, Mayor Cobblepot? Time is of the essence, which I hate wasting.”

“Anticipation getting to you that much, eh? Very well, this favor is big but simple: my associate and new deputy mayor need an assistant despite his reluctance to have one, as he thinks he can do everything alone! Stubborn little arse that Edward Nygma—”

Ariadne’s eyes widened a bit as she quickly interrupted Oswald,

“Edward Nygma, formerly Edward Nashton? As in THE Riddler himself?”

Oswald grumbled a bit when she interrupted him, but he continued,

“Yes. THAT Edward. Now, as I was saying before, you rudely interjected! Ahem! He has been overworking himself to the bone without any further assistance, and if you ask me, he’s been looking more tired and battered than ever! And as my father used to say, ‘Tiredness creates laziness, and laziness creates sloppiness!’ Now, that’s where YOU come in, my dear Ariadne.”

Ari sighed once more, or more like slightly groaning like an agitated teenager after their parents asked them to finish their homework, wash the dishes, and take out the trash.

“If I can quickly guess, you simply want me to pick up the slack so Edward can nap like I’m his maid or mother? Because last time I checked, I had a hysterectomy- the total removal of my uterus -years back for the sole purpose of never becoming a mother who cleans up shit-filled diapers, let alone a man’s workload.”

She once again took aback Oswald. This time, her tone was more stern and venomous. Does she not care that her life is on the line if she doesn’t do this favor?

“Oh, don’t be so dramatic, Ms. Isychía! Obviously, you and Edward are going to split and share the workload! You will do the more challenging parts of the job, such as hacking into some.. Private sectors for.. Political reasons. Technically speaking, and in my humblest opinion, you are far more skilled in that department than Edward! Not to disregard his intellect, but you seem to be the type who doesn’t need to boast about her genius as you know you already are!”

Ari was no longer cautious and more so annoyed as she rolled her eyes over the phone,

“Mayor Cobblepot. With all due respect, please don’t try to persuade me with flattery, as I have known since birth that I am beyond intelligent. I know there is more to this than you simply wanting me to be Edward’s assistant. So what’s the catch? And please be specific with your explanation, as I deeply despise vagueness.”

He couldn’t help but laugh loudly, but it was not the type of laugh he would make before filleting someone with his umbrella like an Alaskan Salmon. No, it’s the type where he knows he’s bargaining with someone who knows their way around binding contracts and deals.

“WAK WAK WAK! You truly are a perspicacious woman! A quick little minx you are! Edward will definitely enjoy having you around! Alrighty, you got me! The only true catch is that you leave your life in Athens and return to Gotham until all your debts are paid. I can tell you would probably care less if you ended up killed off this mortal plane if you said ‘no,’ however.. You do have your aunts to think about. Sure, your daddy, the once highly regarded Officer Matthaios, is no longer with us, but his sisters are still. And as far as familial love goes, you wouldn’t want anything to happen to them now, do you, my dear Ariadne?”

And THERE it is…

It’s true Ari doesn’t care what happens to her, but ever since her father passed away the month before she left Gotham along with the twenty-year disappearance of her older brother, Aster, the only family she truly has left are her aunties who are all currently relaxing and enjoying retirement in a big house Ari bought them with the money she took from the crime lords. She cherished them more than anything because it would be her and her alone in a metaphorical void without them. Ari would rather spend the rest of her life under the servitude of The Penguin than have them die because of her.

She had no other choice now, so she took a deep breath and accepted the favor.

“Fair enough. Mayor Cobblepot. I will be in your debt for as long as you need me to be.”

With a firm and satisfied huff, Oswald gives one more detail before hanging up,

“Excellent choice! However, I will be fair and allow you a month to prepare everything and say goodbye to your loved ones as your new job awaits! One of my trusted guards will take you to one of my private planes by the end of the month! Auf Wiedersehen, Ariadne Isychía!”