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is this anything
#hazbin hotel#alastor#vox#radiostatic#staticradio#vox is so fucking stupid#this isnt a hazbin blog i just didnt want to post this on main there's too many haters lol#i just want to enjoy family guy for tumblr sexyman enjoyers in peace please and thank you#anyway did you know ms paint has layers now? we fucking won
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Blind Val! AU
Don't underestimate your boyfriend's abilities, Vox.
Extremely rough bonus:
#based on that instagram gay couple where one guy is blind and the other one constantly fucks with him#i don't follow them and i've watched those reels like a year ago so i don't know if they're still doing it but it kinda affected me#staticmoth#voxval#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel art#someday ill learn how to add texts properly without wanting to strangle ms#my first comic lol#my art
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Babe wake up, new rarepair just dropped
#directorsnotes#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#vox's assistant#travis#travis x peppermint#the vees#vox#velvette#valentino#ITS PAPERMINT U MORON#(talking to ms)
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hey sorry um. bad news, we put your boyfriend in a blood pool. yeah like a communion pool but instead of water it was full of blood. he's really into the absolutist belief of a divinely appointed fate now. sorry.
#yes this is about vax from vox machina#he's just a little guy#and also the champion of the goddess of death#who is so so sexy with her etherial eldritch horror swag and porcelain gilded mask and coterie of ravens#ms matron of ravens your hand in marriage pls#vax'ildan#the matron of ravens#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#tlovm s2#critical role#cr1#vox machina#the legend of vox machina#legend of vox machina#lovm#andis thought geyser
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Presenting...Rat Vox..............
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wasn't sure if i should post these yet because they're such rough ms paint drawings but fuck it i liked them. @crusty look
#i REALLY wanted to make velvette look more like a doll and vox look more like a news anchor#valentino is obscured by fog bc i dont wanna fuckin look at him no offense#like genuinely valentino disturbs me and i'm wondering if i should add a tw#hazbin hotel#hazbin critical#hazbin redesign#the vees#ms paint#digital art#ask to tag#my redesigns
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I’ve unlocked my true potential (ms paint has changed me)
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hey Keejy weejy :'> how ya doin'? I'm sending you love and Emotional Support Faygo, if you ever have the time I'd appreciate it if you could doodle me a Tankman❤️the design's super simple so I was hoping maybe it wouldn't be too hard on you while you're still goin through it? if not don't sweat it! may the Faygo cleanse your soul bestie
TANKMAN
sorry i made him buff by accident he seems not buff but then it just happened
UHHHHH something good... i was going to say i was having fun doing silly personality quizzes with a friend on call but then i remembered one said i was like vox hazbin so my REAL answer.... is i got to take a walk and buy faygo!!! very epic >:)
#keej answers#tumblr ask#babygirlalaura#doodle#tankman#newgrounds#ms paint#i cant be vox hazbin hotel i actually go outside (airhorns)
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this is so dope, is anyone else reminded of the minoan eruption??
#the legend of vox machina#aj watches vox machina#aj watches#also: who would win‚ mr can't focus on more than one problem or ms can't deal with emotional vulnerability
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A Random Assortment of fluffy cute headcanons:
One of the Kashra kids has a bat familiar/companion. It was latched onto Trinket's fur when they returned from a patrol, one wing broken after one of the arboreal wildcats around Whitestone got to it and... well, the Kashra kids take after their parents. They don't leave the needful to suffer alone: they try to help.
Percy used to make music boxes for his sisters. Cassandra still has hers. On the five year anniversary of Whitestone being freed, Percy makes her another (it's partly a trial run for some of his ideas for the clocktower, but it's also a harkening back to their childhood. After all, they're healing).
They do end up setting up a library in Whitestone. With Percy there, there's soon a reasonable printing press as well, and when Vesper starts shadowing Cass in the Chamber of Whitestone, she also starts making a little newsletter to go around. An early iteration of a newspaper.
Some nobles are shitty about Gwen and the Kashra kids. Some of them have tiefling kids of their own that they're ashamed of. Given Zahra and Vex, any time Gwen and the Kashra kids get an INKLING of this, they find a way to befriend said kid and get them free of their parent, if they want it.
Vax watches from beyond the divine gate. He's so proud of all of them.
There's snowdrops around the raven tree in Zephrah every spring. Keyleth never quite gets over it.
The women do periodic holidays any time any of them seems to be getting too mopey. Keyleth is getting too buried in work? Beach holiday. Cass is falling back in bad habits? Beach holiday. Vex is having a trauma anniversary. BEACH HOLIDAY. These are usually organised by Zahra, who is far and away the most on top of her issues, and Pike, who loves springing a surprise on upset friends.
Sometimes Kima and Allura join them. These rapidly turn into cocktail holidays that result in needing at least two days more holiday for "recovery" time when they return.
Percy learns how to make earplugs, not for himself, but so Vex can recover from those hangovers.
AWWWW the kashra kids going full goth aesthetic good for them <33 bats are SO CUTE so this is PERFECT
MUSIC BOXES,,,, something beautiful percy can make......... something beautiful that makes something beautiful, and can make people happy.................... and fuck, imagine him making music boxes for the babies too, and then giving them More once they grow old enough to have things like favorite songs or genres
vesper being a pioneer of something in her own right is SO COOL!! whitestone would end up as the origin of so many little modern thingamabobs, wouldn't it. the ruling family are all braniacs
THOSE NOBLES ARE GETTING DECKED!! i have headcanons about an orphanage/shelter/care system in whitestone that zahra and vex help out with (and i can't for the life of me remember if this is a headcanon inspired by someone else or of it's from canon somewhere) and i imagine it's only because they can't take in all the kids that they want to. and this is the next best thing they can give them, some place safe where they can be protected from the family that tried to - or that did - hurt them. no child deserves that, and vex n zahra (and the rest of the hydris-de rolo conglomerate) will love them twice as much and twice as fiercely to make up for how they were treated
I MISS VAX SO MUCH AND I'VE BEEN SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT HIM RECENTLY SHUT UPPPPP he watches over them.... his family and then his nieces and nephews............ even when he doesn't have much of himself left................. the snowdrops..............................
GNERKJGNEKGN THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A NON-TRAUMATIC BEACHDAY AND THEY DESERVE IT!!! AND KIMALLURA TAGGING ALONG <333 MY FAVE NPC COUPLE
;;; percy keeps innovating ways for vex to be as happy as she can and he loves his wife SO MUCH
#thank u for even more headcanons...................#these lil short n sweet ones like a handful of m&ms#absolutely delightful#i have fucking TERRIFIC friends y'all#<3#:)#percival de rolo#vex’ahlia#vesper elaina de rolo#cassandra de rolo#zahra hydris#vax’ildan#perc’ahlia#vaxleth#kinda#kashra#kimallura#critical role#vox machina#fave#essayofthoughts
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Made Vox in MSPaint, I love him so much ; -;
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My drawing art work Shoto and Vox
#shoto todoroki#vox machina#anime art#my art#art#artwork#painting#scene kid#ms paint#original art#myspace#fypage#drawing#like#twitch
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We watched A LOT of tv this year, and we’re here to talk about our favorite shows! Did Atlanta stick its two-seasons-in-a-year landing? Are you glad to have more Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones content? Did you actually think Colin was gonna be in all five of these review episodes? Ha!
You can also find us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!
#atlanta#pam and tommy#the legend of vox machina#harley quinn#mythic quest#young justice#peacemaker#ms. marvel#tales of the jedi#andor#obi-wan kenobi#south side#sherman's showcase#bel-air#ozark#stranger things#the boys#abbott elementary
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Doctor Anna Ripley: *appears*
Me: I should put on some music to celebrate the occasion. What would be an appropriate song for the return of this absolute fucking psychopath?
Also me: Ah yes of course
#the bitch is back (derogatory)#shes my literal worst fucking enemy#i have never hated a character as much as i hate her#its been like this since i was first introduced to her down in the whietstone dungeons all those years ago#i want :) to fucking shank her :))#wanna beat her to death with a chair#grrrr the things i would do to you ms ripley (torture)#literally lost my shit seeing her on screen#can you tell that she’s my most hated? somebody hold me back cause i may commit war crimes against her#tlovm spoilers#vox machina#cr1#the legend of vox machina#legend of vox machina#lovm spoilers#lovm#tlovm s2#critical role#anna ripley#andis thought geyser
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so, as i turns out, while i can draw ok with a pencil, i can not draw for shit on MS paint, but decided to anyways, so here is my gift i'm forcing into the world
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Reasons the Mothman should die, collectively written by the residents of the Hazbin Hotel:
Coding for Characters: Vaggie, Charlie, Pentious, Alastor, Niffty, Husk, pretty much everyone
TW: References to abuse
He’s holding back Angel’s progress. (Vaggie, is killing really necessary?) (I am concerned about going after a Vee)
I’m hungry (ALASTOR!)
Ms. Angel gets nervous when on the phone with him.
His coat is tacky.
He’s a bug! And bugs must be DESTROYED!
So Angel stops feeling like he has to be so damn fake. This is getting on my fucking nerves.
HE LICKED CHARLIE!!! (Vaggie, wait it’s okay.)
Color scheme sucks. Purple AND red?!
He makes Angel sad, NOBODY should make Angel sad.
Those obnoxious glasses just make him look stupid.
He’s a manipulative, abusive prick.
ANGEL DIDN'T KNOW BOUNDARIES WERE A THING?!?!?!?!?!? (Honestly that explains a lot.)
NOBODY deserves to be in an abusive relationship.
Too many arms. Nobody needs that many. (...Angel has that many?) (Well maybe he shouldn't.)
Ms. Angel keeps coming home all messy!!
He’s ruining hearts for everyone. Me and Angel already have enough. At least those are on our bodies, what’s his excuse?
Hearts should not even be ASSOCIATED with Valentino, THIS IS NOT LOVE.
I can do without all the sexual depravity. While I am in Hell this is NOT one of the reasons.
If I have to hear that ringtone one more damn time-
The Eggies found some of his films. They should never be exposed to such horrors. Now I have to explain what “a sex” is.
Makes picture shows that are a disgrace to the idea of “entertainment.”
He’s making a bad name for Uncle Ozzie. This is NOT “lust.”
So we don’t have to listen to another one of Angel’s pornos. (Agreed, it’s quite horrifying!!)
So Ms. Angel isn’t tired when she gets home and can save the kinky stuff for then :) (Niff, really?)
So the kid stops coming home with bruises and cuts that I fix up at 3 am. (Husk, what the fuck?)
Because what the FUCK Valentino?
He keeps forcing Angel to do drugs. (HE WHAT?! Like crack??) (That but also I’m pretty sure whatever comes out of him is an aphrodisiac.)
I want to use his antenna as a backscratcher
Has that whole red color thing going on. Only I am allowed to wear red :) (Al, your text isn’t even red.) (My what?)
What is up with his red spit and smoke? Seriously disgusting.
The red stuff from him may be what allows Velvette to create her “Love Potions” which funds Vax’s stupid endeavors (Do you mean Vox?) (Who?)
FOR MY COLLECTION :D (…yeah okay.)
Really is making a bad name for Overlords. And not in the fun way.
Angel’s shown trauma signs of abuse in our meetings. Im pretty sure it’s Valentino.
Make a doll out of his fur so I have a main villain for roach puppet shows!!!
His only purpose is to keep Veks occupied but considering Vixen’s inane attempts to catch my attention it isn’t working.
So Angel can have his soul and he and Husk can run off into the sunset together like in a fanfiction!!! (Ah, yes that would be nice.) (WE WHAT?!) (Oh Husker, denial doesn’t suit you.)
So Angel can get a good boyfriend THAT’S NOT ME to stop these bullshit allegations.
So Angel can admit his feelings to Husker because our cat surely isn’t going to be the first to do it. (ALASTOR I SWEAR TO GOD!)
Who knows how many other people he’s abusing.
Seems to give Vicks confidence. He has enough of that as is. It much more fun to destroy him.
He makes Angel sad which makes Cherri sad!
HE HIT ANGEL!!!
Called my dear Rosie an "old hag" NOBODY CALLS ROSIE AN OLD HAG.
Angel is a good friend and deserves so much better.
I’ve forgotten what moths taste like.
He keeps trying to get Angel to move out :(
Told the kid he had to lose weight. What the actual FUCK. (Ill kill him.)
He’s annoying and looks quite stupid. How has this not been added yet?!
He’s making a bad name for Spanish speakers everywhere. (Yeah it’s embarrassing.) (Wait… what?)
He’s making a bad name for pansexuals everywhere.
He’s making a bad name for wing-holders everywhere. (HE HAS FUCKING WINGS?!) (Oh, yeah, I didn’t tell you?)
Too tall. This is ridiculous.
Won’t admit he’s blind so he’s become even more of a public safety hazard.
If I get one more transmission of him and Box commiting lascivious acts someone will be eaten. I don’t care who. What the purpose of these are I don’t know. Advertisement? (I think it’s to make you jealous boss.) (Ha! Jealous of what? Mediocre sex with a pathetic excuse for a businessman with a TV as a head?)
Because Angel deserves fucking better.
#character switching#I’m sorry for colorblind readers#if there is any way to help make this more legible please let me know#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#stupid hazbin hotel lists#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#valentino hazbin hotel#Valentino bashing#tw: Valentino#protective hazbin family#vaggie hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#niffty#husk#husker#huskerdust#hazbin hotel husk#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#voxval#staticmoth#sir pentious#hazbin hotel crack#but also serious
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