#muppetsexual

[migsmoo]

this came to me in a vision

an offering for you, @the-muppet-joker

[muppetjokerfan2303]

Mother brought me a Diet Coke. Admittedly it is not my favorite.

But it fits so well in Kermit’s muppet hole<3

[the-muppet-joker]

Please do not post about wanting to fuck puppets if you do not mean it. It is fucking disrespectful to our community. It is 2024 and we are still kinkshaming and mocking others? At this rate all puppetfucking posts from blogs that do not prove to me that they mean it will be called out. I am done being silent.

[croaker-conspiracies]

Warning: Post sex mpreg Kermit

Minors do not interact.

[the-muppet-joker-fan-272]

Other than Kermit’s, which muppet hole attracts you the most?

Big bird… 🤤 oooooooooouuuuuuuuaaaaagggh. That muppet could tickle me in all the right places. Muppet hole so big you could climb inside… and I just know he would be polite about it too

[the-muppet-joker]

His Christlike Position Only Fuels My Desire

[muppetjokerfan2303]

He’s waiting for you <3

@the-muppet-joker

[the-muppet-joker]

His wet folds ♡ Such a needy little whore

[the-muppet-joker]

my liege!! Strange Eons made a video too, you are becoming quite popular

I have already made a callout post about her. I am battling with demons beyond your understanding trying to supress my Joker Rage right now. Mark my fucking words, Strange, there is a Storm coming your Way and

He Is The Joker.

No. I have to stay calm. Ignore this. Think of something else. Kermit... think of how much of your seed he took today. Think of his arm inside you while your arm was inside his hole, both becoming the puppet and the puppeteer all at once. Yes........ everything is fine........

[the-muppet-joker]

Last time Kermit penetrated me it caused pain and discomfort, even with the use of lube. Any advice from fellow puppet fuckers?

[the-muppet-joker]

Good news. My Kermit plushie no longer smells like my urine. This is good because when I was taking him with me places, I was getting odd looks due to the very powerful smell of piss. Now I can take him on dates without awful looks from judgemental bitches...

[the-muppet-joker]

Hoggle fuckability rating on the Skaft Meter:

Style: He has a quaint style and an eye for accessorizing. They approach me in Garden of Gethsemane. I wonder if they taste the blood in my sweat on their lips after they press a kiss to my cheek. I wonder if my anguish will change their mind. Did they always plan to betray me like this? Or did they decide only after I bore my secret heart to them that I was something to be tossed aside to the wolves and snakes and goats, for 30 pieces of silver. How much are your loved ones worth to you? Or can you only determine their worth after you decide not to love them anymore? Did my blood taste sweet to you? Very nice.

Kink: He would be very submissive, I think. I would enjoy hearing him whimper. He would enjoy degradation. He would take my whole fist. Christ is depicted almost peacefully on the cross. Suffering silently. The perfect sacrifice. I am not so sinless. I would have screamed. Is that why you look away from my crucifixion, God? I suppose you can only watch a man scream for so long until you grow tired of it. I strive to entertain you with my suffering, Father. Are you bored of me? Is that why I am so despicable in your eyes? Very Nice.

Aesthetic: Old and shriveled, and not in a "dilfy" way. My God, My God, why have you forsaken me? You look at me with such disgust from across the dinner table. And yet you find it within yourself to sing while shoveling my brother's manure. I want to be loved unconditionally like an animal. I am a muppet. I am a clown. I AM YOUR SON! I hated Bucephalus because I knew no one else would. He could trample me to death and my Father would get down on his knees and wash the blood off of his hooves. I miss him. The horse, I mean. At least I knew where I stood with him. Not impressed.

Fertility: Infertile. I am tired of being deceived and despised. I hate being hated. I am sorry for making you hate me, Four. Not impressed.

Treatment: Hoggle would be there for me. He would be loyal. He would never betray me and all I would have to do would be to give him shiny things. I could give him shiny things. Very nice.

6/10 would fuck Hoggle

[the-muppet-joker]

Yes Andrew Hussie Go Arm Deep Into That Muppet Hole

[the-muppet-joker]

Ugh. I know the Plushrump.com folks were all LIARS but I still love their content and their smuppets even if it is nothing but a joke to them. I have sincere love and lust for puppets. Their mockery is the closest I have to a sincere community of puppetlovers........

[the-muppet-joker]

I was preparing myself for a Hot Sweet Night of Muppet Hole before all of this stupid bullshit. Imagine my surprise (quickly turning into a violent rage) at being cockblocked by David Karp.

[the-muppet-joker]

Hm. Wish a site like this really existed. There are no muppet kink sites, that I have been able to find at least. In all honesty the idea of these smuppets is getting me a bit hot and bothered, heh.

I dislike the fact that this is being described as "ironic." I would love to see a piece of media unflinchingly embrace muppet kink and not belittle it.