#mwah mwah ramattra

[sshadowritestoriess]

hello! could you write something with zen echo and ramattra (sorry if that's too many characters) with a human reader who kisses them even tho they don't really have a mouth, I'd like to know their reactions

Kissing robots is so good <3

Kissing Zenyatta

Kisses aren’t a display that surprises him, really!

It might have been pretty anticlimactic the first instance that you had press your lips to his faceplate, a gesture of which he gently leaned into and remained patiently still, until you pulled away

But he would still sometimes entertain you with a prized “oh!” as if he hadn’t expected it

He only apologized the first time for not being able to return the favor the same way, but he was delighted by receiving such a human affection! It pleases him immensely that you would demonstrate this kind of love as if he were human

The best he could do to reciprocate was to press his forehead against yours, lean carefully into your touch, or nudge his jaw against your cheek

He’d be ridiculously gentle doing these things, highly aware that he was of metal and that humans bruise quite easily.

When you would kiss him where he would have a mouth, he liked to respond with a verbal “mwah!” or other kiss sound

You both would also have a habit of blowing kisses to one another as well. He loves pretending to catch yours, and would feign placing it on his cheek before signing “I love you” with his hand

But he also liked to take your hands in his and press your knuckles to the nine lights of his forehead, feeling the warmth of his glow against your hands in his own means of returning the gesture

Sometimes he even asks for kisses, very politely. It’s hard to refuse (but why would you?)

Kissing Echo

Considering her face is just a hologram, you both occasionally forget that and share an amused moment when trying to kiss each other

Sometimes it’s definitely on purpose though! Feigning a kiss upon one another’s mouth with sweet smiles, and an especially elated giggle from Echo

Your one-sided kisses always make her gasp, an expressive look of joyous surprise on her face that leaves her mouth agape

She finds it so interesting, curious, and will lift to you her hands and turn her head from side to side asking “Can you do that here? And what about from here?”

So it’s not really a one-and-done— if you kiss her, you’re gonna end up doing quite a couple. She loves it very much

She doesn’t seem bothered that she can’t truly kiss you back, and if asked she’ll tell you “I think there’s something just as special about pretending!”

And it’s true. The make-believe gestures of affection are something very unique to her that may as well be real in its own way

Just because she couldn’t kiss you doesn’t mean she wasn’t. It may not be the same, but it felt no different than if she could. And it was fun, and worth her reactions

She could never bore of your kisses, nor tire of returning them.

Kissing Ramattra

Ramattra, on the other hand, would somehow end up shocked by your kisses every single time without fail. Subtly flinching as if you’d accidentally surprised him

He’d make a disgruntled noise after your display, but he’d never ask you to stop. He would, however, make sure now and again that you didn’t think he was going to be able to suddenly kiss you back one day

Sometimes he’d mutter something about “human gestures”, but it was hard to discern if it was bringing him offense or not. But again, he never told you he didn’t like it— and he was pretty open about telling you the things that brought him unease

It was more like he was just tolerating it for a while, but he’d eventually begin appreciating it

While he can’t kiss you, he does have a similar gesture that brings him a lot more satisfaction when you attempt to do the same

His specific model can summon a very brief vibration from behind the “mouth” of his faceplate, an old discreet means of communicating that uses the gentle buzz as something similar to Morse code. The pulses produce no sound, but emits a small encoded wave between omnics— like sending a text directly into someone’s mind

It wasn’t a language any human could decipher, but he’d press his ‘mouth’ to your neck or cheek and speak a quick note of affection there, anyway.

You seemed to understand it was loving. And when one day he’d tucked his face into your shoulder and his faceplate pulses ticklishly against your skin again, he was suddenly ecstatic when you leaned your throat against his head and hummed quickly, in the same rhythm he did, mocking his gesture

So, technically, you were telling him you loved him back by repeating his ‘message’, and you had no idea.

He wouldn’t admit a thing to you, but you could tell it made him pretty happy.

And while he preferred his version of “kisses” to yours, he would never turn down your ways of showing him that you loved him

[shadybiotics]

Perv!Zenyatta and Perv!Ramattra x Reader [NSFW headcanons] Part 2

[ part 1 ]

During the colder months both Zenyatta and Ramattra get extra physical with you. Why? Well, metal is very sensitive to temperatures and adapts quickly, so both omnics are like walking ice cubes, and they like to use that against you.

Zenyatta will sneak up from behind and quickly slide his freezing hands underneath your jacket only to grab your chest which he has the honor of fondling for about two seconds before you react and slap his arms away, all while he giggles. He will lean his cold face into your neck as well.

Ramattra will do something similar, but he wont be sneaky about it, like at all. He will hold you in for a 'kiss' but as soon as his faceplate leans in close enough he will grab the back of your neck. You hiss at the cold touch while he plants even colder 'kisses' on your face. "Mwah mwah mwah!~" he laughs.

Sometimes they will gang up on you. While Ramattra holds you still by your arms at your back Zenyatta will grab your body all over with those cold hands of his. Underneath your shirt, into your pants, amywhere he can reach while you thrash around trying to escape Ramattras grasp.

At lunch time everyone gathers in the cafeteria to eat, even omnics but more so symbolically, for the company. You grab your chosen snacks and head over to the table where Zenyatta and Ramattra are sat. Even Genji is there, oddly enough. When you arrive at the table you pause and see theres no more seats left. "I'm gonna go grab a chair and be-" you start before one of offm cuts you off. "Theres no need, you can sit right here" Zenyatta says as he pats his lap. "Or here" Ramattra continues, leaning back in his chair, patting his lap as well. They both look at you intensely.

You naively thought it was sweet of them to offer but things got uncomfortable quick when the omnic started bouncing his leg up and down as you sat on it, making you almost tip over the table before he grabbed you tightly by the waist pulling you back onto his groin. "Dont worry, I've got things under control~" he'd reply slyly, still holding you.