#my big dumb face

[chum-personable]

yeah sure I'll post one a' these too

[cutthroatchorus]

Met Jake the Alligator Man while scoping out wedding locations with Shaun

I told the cashier that she might see me back next year in a wedding dress and she promised to take my picture with Jake

(below Jake, please notice: TURBO JAKE)

[vaelerius]

Happy Birthday to me ☺️🥂🎂

[gutwrenchflowerbomb]

I fell asleep super early but then woke up and for some reason was thinking about this match. Luckily, the whole thing is on YouTube for all to enjoy. I’m at this show, it was something to see live for sure.

I tell ya, I knew MJF was on the card. But I did NOT expect to have him put his ass in my face. Twice.

And here is a clip from my perspective 😂😂

[jinxstrology]

IT ME TODAY

At least one of us is cute (don't look too close at my dried out winter hag skin thx)

[theamazingchickenman]

That this is my neutral face doesn't help. Not even angry or upset; just look like this, even when I'm calm. That old Scandinavian stoicism or something, I spose.

[densewentz]

more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys

[dream-cuckquean]

I want to wear an outfit that doesn't even fit. To let myself be groped and manhandled. 🤤

I want him to spread my pussy so the panties are right in between my pussy lips. Praise me by telling me I'm a good slut girl and giving my pussy a couple slaps too. 😈 Spank my ass until a hand print appears 🍑 then move on to rip off the small panties I have and stick a finger in my wet pussy, put a finger in my ass, see how easy it was to slide in and have me stay open and available all weekend 💕

Have me stand by pulling me by my hair and leading me to the kitchen. At the table you sit down and pull me down so I'm on my knees ready to suck dick. Tell me big girls don't use their hands to make a man cum. I can only use my mouth 🥰 I must keep my hands behind my back.

Slap me, if I slow down or just for fun. Make me feel like a dumb little slut for you. Tell me to sit there, don't move and wait with my tongue out while you get up and walk awake for a few minutes. Coming back telling me "Such an obedient slut. You will do everything I say. You're such a good pet for me." -- While you take a seat back in your chair ready to use my mouth for your pleasure.

Panting like a dog in heat, I start licking away like a good pet would do 😇👅💦

[chum-personable]

🩸 I'm handsome.

[cumdumppuppy]

Cow slut go moooo teehee 🤭🌸

[cutthroatchorus]

Absolutely thrilled to report that I got a hammock for my bday.

The nice thing about Skelly-Ann's Hammocks is that she gets in the hammock with you!

[bkdk-and-extras]

Katsuki: Deku, no.

Izuku: *slowly dragging a stray dog into their apartment* Deku yes.

[They would later name her Lady Destructo Queen, Destroyer of Extras.]

[doctorbeans]

best friends forever :)

[kowtownart]

Flustering the big ol' softie :3c

[mokeonn]

Before I go to sleep I leave you all with this piece of advice: sometimes you don't actually have to answer big political questions, sometimes you can just say "I am not smart enough to know that, I just know the small things I do to help." Like you can often times completely avoid making a fool of yourself if you just say you don't know.