#my biggums

[florashyxd]

old databrawl shitpost doodles from 2021

looking back, i hated them but at the same time felt nostalgic, even if they're 2 years old

[catgirltitties]

Azure, fern :)

BIGGUM JAKEY !!! BESTIE !!!

Damn for real? Thats actually very sweet i love you for th- the first one. The second one >:)

[pxiie]

@biggum and @catgirltitties and i dressed up as our bg3 tavs for halloween :) accompanied by my ranger's companion

[gazelessmenagerie]

Full Nelson to Biggums and Not Maui

Put a sex position in my ask and my muse will tell you the likelihood of your muse and my muse participating in it.

For Miguel: Absolutely not! | No | I don’t know | I could dig that | Hell yeah! | Take me now! 

For Yams and/or Tater: Absolutely not! | No | I don’t know | I could dig that | Hell yeah! | Take me now! 

Has never heard of that position, doesn't know what he's getting into.

For Tater: — Absolutely not! | No | I don’t know | I could dig that | Hell yeah! | Take me now! 

Absolutely will make sure the other can't walk for the hell of it.

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

in regards to my prev reblog, i think sleeping in public should be a more accepted and available option. have little green spaces of like grass or whatever and trees for shade and a few benches and just plonk yourself down and have a nap. i know that in reality it is a dangerous thing to sleep in public especially in cities for obvious reasons but. in an ideal world it benefits everyone. literally joe biggums from oakbrooktontown north with a house and a car and a family of four is feeling lethargic after a tough day at work and plonks himself down on the grass and has a power nap so that he doesnt cause an accident while driving. the world is quiet so that ickle wee sophie the toddler and her dad bjorn can have a lil rest a lil snooze out with the birds and the butterflies because sophie loves that shit, great for her development. miss janebean the homeless lady with the nice smile can sleep in peace because here in this green space she is allowed to exist. you don't even have to sleep you can just rest in silence and watch the world go by.

[picklesarenice69]

You showing up ALONE to be toxic in the server already shows how insufferable it is to be around you. Before you start trying to be cute and act like a mean girl, don’t name yourself after food, fat ass. Knowing your big ass, you definitely got those candy tiktok shop pickle kits in your cart. BIGGUMS

omg!!! my biggest fan wanted to anonymously send me a nice message! lol you would never say this shit to me in real life so stay pressed! love you babe! and you’re right about one thing! i do love pickles 😊😊😊😊

[chantylay]

Since it’s Happy Murder a Bitch day I decided to actually tell some people whomst the Caesar was at the time of his murder, since a lot of, you know, ‘para-historical’ facts about Caesar go around, although the memes are funny. So the first thing to note is that our bitch Gaius Jules Salad was not the first dictator the Roman Republic had within his lifetime. Sulla, another bitch, had taken power in Rome by force and made himself dictator whilst Salad boi was a young man, in a bitter power struggle with his opponent, Salad boi’s uncle (also Gaius because Romans are shit at names). This resulted in a lot of bloody political purges and violence and bad shit and was generally regarded as bad. Since Salad boi was, ya know, Sulla’s archnemesis’s nephew he got the fuck out of dodge and went into the military instead of becoming a priest, which he was initially, and became very good at the le stab. Anyway after experiencing the shitty clusterfuck that was Sulla and other Gaius’s rivalry, Salad boi got into politics, and got a reputation for two things: being an anti-corruption campaigner, and having a squeaky voice that sounded like what happens when an Italian man completely smashed on red wine huffs a bunch of helium. Since he was fucking over people who were fucking over The Poors this got him a lot of political support from said The Poors. He also ordered lavish games and other expensive shit to get him more support from The Poors, which was expensivus on his walletus so he got into a lot of debt. To get out of such debt, he became politically indebted to one evil fucko named Crassus, who was having a political spat with another fucko named Pompeius. So anyway because Caesar is very popular (he’s also the governor of Spain at this point and did some conquesting thereabouts, which also got him political points because This Is Rome and conquest=good to the average Roman because the rich fuckos get more slaves and the poor fuckos get more land to live on that isn’t made of urban decay, poverty, and rat feces) he gets made consul. Basically co-president, because the Romans decided that one president was Not Enough so they had two. At this point because he was the president and evil fucko Crassus was his money daddy, he basically went up to Pompeius and said in a voice that would make Mickey Mouse cry ‘yo how about we all rule this bitch together because that Sulla shit was terrible’. So they do and the three of them are basically Rome’s political overlording Big Men at that point. This was unpopular with The Aristocrats because Caesar favoured policies like ‘what if we gave the poors more land so they don’t fucking starve’ to which The Aristocrats responded ‘But my slaaaave plantations’ to which the Big Men replied ‘we have swords’. So the policy went through. However Caesar was still big fucking in debt and although his money daddy Crassus was staving the debt collectors off, he still needed a payout. So naturally, Caesar decides to commit a massive genocide, enslavement, and conquesting on all of Fronce the available nearby Celtic people to get rich quick because he was still in control of an army. This worked and was a catastrophe and made him a fuckwad of epic proportions. This unfortunately did not make his testicles drop and his voice got no deeper. There’s a bunch of history wankers who like to go on about how good of a general and politician Caesar was here but in reality he was pretty mid and got by on genocide, getting lucky, and abusing Rome’s political allies among the Celtic states. Oh yeah that meant he was in biggums trouble because he’d abused Rome’s political allies and conquested a bunch of people who were meant to be Rome’s friends. Ooops. Money tho. Whilst he was conquesting his money daddy Crassus was killed in Epic Style by the Persian Parthian Empire trying to do his own get richer quick scheme, and Pompeius, being the voice of The Aristocracy in the Big Men alliance to Caesar’s The Poors and Crassus’s ‘I’m Rich’, was Not Happy, also because Caesar had outstripped him in power. In the ensuing political struggle, Pompeius and The Aristocracy faction stripped Caesar of power, yote him from Rome and declared him Publicus Enemius Primarius. So naturally Caesar invaded Rome with his army because fuck those bitches, and said something along the lines of ‘I always roll 20s’. His enemies, not expecting such a move (for some reason? the man had a fucking army) lol noped out of Rome and fled Italy. After a brief civil war that Salad boi nearly cocked up but Pompeius cocked up first, Pompeius legged it to Egypt and was assassinated by the 15-year-old Greek Pharaoh for being a bitch. During this time Caesar was made temporary dictator, a position he resigned from and was elected co-president again instead, because it was kind of redundant to have a 1-year dictatorship when you can just be elected co-president. Anyway he beat the shit out of that fifteen year old for assassinating his former Big Men buddy and banged the kid’s sister, who was also the new Pharaoh, and honestly a more competent ruler than Salad boi. ‘I always roll 20s’ was seeming to be a pretty good statement at this point. Team Salad-Poors then proceeded to beat the shit out of anyone still trying to be Team Aristocracy and There Was Peace. People were so happy about There Was Peace that Salad boi was made a 1-year dictator. For 10 years in a row. Also because The Aristocrats probably had brown togas, despite Caesar declaring that ‘all will be forgiven, I really don’t care that you guys all supported my Best Friend and fellow Biggus Mannus Pompeius, hwo is dead, over me’. So anyway with his newly gained massive political power he undermines every other political institution in Rome to increase the size of his salad his own political power to institute Massive and Sweeping Social Reforms that basically centralised provincial political power to make governing the Roman Republic’s Empire easier, gave governors term limits, got rid of a quarter of Rome’s private debt (which made The Poors very happy), cracked down on various corruption issues, passed restrictions on the purchasing of luxury goods (which made The Aristocrats very upset), made a child tax credit (kinda), did a bunch of land reform and repopulation efforts after all the wars, and extended the political rights of The Poors Not Of Roman Origin Whomst Were Not Slaves. Also he made the calendar less shit so it was the same day every year at the same time. He was then made Dictatorius Foreverius because at this point he basically ran Roman politics and was more popular with the average Roman than if he had singlehandedly invented pasta and meat sauce 1000 years early. This made The Aristocracy, uh, mad, because then none of them would get to be Rome Co-President and all these reforms benefiting The Poors were not benefiting Them. So basically Salad boi shows up to the Senate on the day of Halfway Through Mars’ Month Day, and is fucking stab-stabbed to death-fuck by all the Rich boi Senators on the STEPS of the Senate (not in the debating chamber like in all the paintings, they did this in public) and declared they had Brought Peace To Rome and Brought Freedom And Liberty because the dictator was dead and now they could go back to the old ways of fucking The Poors over and rotating who got to be Rome Presidents. So naturally they had just started the Biggest Fucking Political Bloodbath In Roman History Up To That Point Which Few Of Them Would Survive. Happy Stab A Salad day!

[timelessxmemories]

Who is Atermis, in a few sentences?

Okay, so this is Artemis, their magic is using a book of spells, they bring out the book, scan through the spells, and resite them to use them, their bunny demon plush is actually a Guardian demon dragon boy named Nox who's shitty at his job. They are non-binary and go by they/them pronouns!

They are in a very loving relationship with Wedge from FF7! Because they are my self insert, they also have serious mental health issues which Wedge helps them with a lot. They absolutely adore cats which means they absolutely love Wedge's cats Biggums Reggie and Smalls! They met during Avalanche was on a mission (the first reactor explosion mission), and while Wedge was keeping a lookout on the area while the others were putting the bomb in place, and Artemis ended up tripping while walking through the halls because they used to work for Shinra, and when Wedge found them, he decided to trust them almost immediately, because Wedge gives people chances no matter the circumstances.

The others were all a little weary of Artemis because yknow, they worked with Shinra, but Wedge gave them a chance and it was as he puts it, the best decision of his life because he finally found love after years being quote on quote, loveless.

Artemis is very easily confused and tends to be dense in the simplest of situations. However, they are very loving and soft towards those they care about. The rest of Avalanche are still unsure of Artemis, but they're learning to trust them slowly.

[rhinointherain]

thanks @mybloodiedvalentine for tagging me to post 10 songs ive been listening to lately <3

Swans - Paradise Is Mine

Bluetile Lounge - Shifty

Calm - The Spirits Fall Upon the Wheel To Turn The Spokes With Angel Grace And When I Am Gone With Broken Wings The Spirits Fall To Take My Place

MIMIDEATH - the con

Deadharrie - Reverie

Leaving Time - Yellow

Animal Collective - Peacebone

Sadesper Record - Download

Hum - Little Dipper

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Anthem For No State Pt. II

I’ll tag @carefreeyounghag @biggum @bastardclownbaby @78nanosieverts @iovegrows @whensomeonelikesyourpost @peeingwithmypenis and anyone who sees this and wants to do it

[texasbama]

pacing back and forth in my room tbh beyoncé bitch we NEED something today. i feel like tyrone biggums scratching my neck and mumbling to myself it's one year anniversary of renaissance SHE GOTTA RELEASE SOMETHING! SOME CRUMBS OF VISUALS MA'AM PLEASE! IT'S ALMOST A YEAR SINCE IM THAT GIRL TRAILER TOO

And after tonight’s anniversary show when she says “I can’t believe it’s a year already! I love yall! Good night! God bless you!”

Then what? THEN WHAT?!😂😭😭😭😭

[placeinthemiddleofnowhere]

*in tyrone biggums voice* y'all got any more of them bring me a dream chapters? sorry for my weird humor, its just that is so hard to find Corinthian x fem reader fics and yours is so amazing!!! Im addicted to it.

One day soon, but not this day ✨

Gonna hopefully write it up over this weekend tho. I thought my freelance work was done but then they came back with edits soooo blame them 🤷🏼‍♀️👀

[tashabilities]

Looking at my dry skin in the mirror,

I just thought of something:

When That One was in my life,

My skin around my mouth was so dry.

Just randomly, my skin on my face--specifically around my mouth, so THROAT CHAKRA--was super dry to the point of it being white when I woke up in the morning.

I'd be embarrassed to let him see me until I put shea butter on my face,

But the skin around my mouth hasn't looked like that since we parted ways.

When Lamont bum ass was part of my life,

My eczema was weepy and it stung and burned and oozed and everything hurt in a way I'd never experienced before,

With patches in places I'd never had eczema before, like my stomach,

To the point of it weeping through my clothes!

Washing my hands hurt because even my hands broke out in weepy eczema patches like,

I was inflamed every day and washing my hands just as often as everybody else in a restaurant setting, so I was in a LOT of pain.

My piriformis syndrome was so bad I sometimes couldn't walk, to the point of crawling to the bathroom,

And I'd had ENT issues from the minute we went official.

Got rid of him and my eczema has NEVER been weepy ever again,

And all the ENT shit cleared up.

I got ADD inattentive and it's gon be forever until a man I feel like dealing with comes into my life, so I'm not gon remember this, and I'm writing it down now to help me remember.

But bad men make my skin act up.

If my skin is doing some shit I ain't never seen it do,

Then there's somebody touching me who shouldn't be.

These white ass elbows, I've seen that before, it's not dry skin, it's eczema patches and I can deal.

I have steroids and the whiteness goes away with steady application.

But it just dawned on me that the skin around my mouth hasn't been Tyrone Biggums embarrassingly dry since I got divorced,

And I haven't had that weepy constant burning shit since I got rid of that parasitic ass nigga.

That's crazy!

I figured out the weepy eczema with Lamont,

But the white around my mouth that coincided with My Fisher Price My First Relationship didn't dawn on me til just now,

All these years later.

[catgirltitties]

Was tagged by @mispronouncing-michaelangelo like 2 months ago to post my 10 recent songs on repeat !! 1 (trust me on this rmx) Jay Eazy - Mega Man (snowstorm flip) 2 jackaltheblackal - the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over 3 That Mexican OT - Johnny Dang 4 Cortex - Chanson d'un jour d'hiver 5 Opal Vessel - Hell's Gate 6 cast heal - analog decay 7 Maxo - Counseling Center 8 Open Mike Eagle - 79th and Stony Island 9 Xiu Xiu - I do What I Want, When I Want 10 Daughters - Less Sex 11 milo - song about a raygunn 12 Purity Filter - wings_(angel_spore)

I am tagging @fresh2definitely @moldhoney @heavnbound @mega-chiroptera @leafecho @pxiie @12december2017 @myopicmickey @figtreepdf @biggum bc i want to know.... and i want more music from my cool friends !!

[pxiie]

this looked fun so i made one hehe :)

tagging @biggum @vaporkin @catgirltitties @mega-chiroptera @grimfeywizard @masckarlach @mispronouncing-michaelangelo @flowerygraves @opossumpitcher

and anyone else who wants to make one!! (sorry if some of my mutuals i tagged aren't that into gaming!! i just think u guys r neat :) ❤️)

[gazelessmenagerie]

🫦+ gently on both sides of his neck //The idiots to Biggums

Send 🫦+ a location to bite my muse (send bite+ a location if you can’t see the emoji)

Every so often, those two fools would plot some way to perform an act together and take their chances with the residing extraterrestrial warrior living among them. Their bright smiles reflected into the dark lenses of pupils while their approach was taken as nonthreatening. Wasn't as though they COULD do something to him if they wanted to but his body had long abandoned the natural instinct to prepare for a slaughter when it came to those two bumbling Earthlings. Caught in the middle of rest, the idle twitches of his tail gave away his mood as he remained entirely at ease.

Both sets of mouths took their place once they were in range, latching onto the firm muscle that comprised a strong neck. They couldn't hope to so much as scratch him if they tried but still.. they treated him with that stupid, idiotic Earth sentiment. Gentle and adoring, he found himself almost leaning to one side then the other. Instead, he began to lean back and allow them more room to get closer to his body if they so chose. Reclining into the comforts of that oversized couch they had obtained just for the comfort of his stature to lay upon, a low purr began to take residence in his chest. Whether or not the duo would advance further or simply stay as they were with gently biting his neck, they would not be challenged by the Brute.

[sirrichardpitchard]

I may have gotten bored and created a youtube channel for my many cats