#my boy tennnn

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look into the cold blue eyes 👁️

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Midnight Pals: Magic Man

Kiersten White: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the creepy kids show Stephen King: oh excellent! a creepy pasta! King: my boy joe told me all about those King: like that scary cartoon sponge man! Joe Hill: it was squidward, dad King: right right of course joe

White: this isn't a creepypasta White: it's about a weird show that everyone vaguely remember watching but can't remember any details of White: and also the time slot and channel mysteriously seem to shift Kris Straub: ah! candle cove! White: no White: no this is different

King: haha remember in candle cove when the boat is all King: "you have to go inside" Straub: yeah i remember Poe: spooky stuff! Koontz: ha ha! "you have to go inside" White: White: it's not candle cove

Barker: you're all saying it wrong Barker: it's all like Barker: "you have to go.... INSIDE" Barker: see, you gotta get the inflection right King: you said it exactly the same Barker: no it was way scarier when i said it King: "you have to go... inside" Barker: hmm no not quite right King: i don't see the difference Barker: kris who said it right Kris Straub: clive Barker: see??? King: i really don't think i said it any different White: ANYWAY

White: this is about a creepy kids show called Mister Magic White: these kids are forced to live on a set away from their parents White: until one kids dad tries to take her away White: but try to understand dad White: try to understand White: try try try to understand White: he's a magic man

White: now it's 30 years later and she's going to a show reunion White: and she's all "hey what happened 30 years ago? i forgot" White: and everyone's all "lol not telling!" White: gotta preserve the mystery White: at least til the final reel

White: see, these Mormons found an eldritch god in the desert White: and they thought White: you know what would be good to do with this? White: make a kids show about how you should always be polite King: uhhh Poe: no actually that kinda scans

White: the now grown up kids from the show have to reunite White: and defeat mister magic through the power of um... King: understanding? White: Yeah! it can totally be like understanding or forgiveness or something White: they overcome all their fears White: and they turn out totally fine

King: i didn't know candle cove was really just lessons about being polite! White: IT'S NOT CANDLE COVE King: "you have to go... INSIDE!!" Straub: there Straub: there it is Straub: you got it that time

King: creepypastas are so much fun, why don't we have more of them around here? Mr Creepypasta: now I've heard a guy tell a story hundreds of times. saying perfectly ordinary words. just mouth sounds. perfectly ordinary. nothing weird about them. very normal. nothing to worry about Chillz: here's the TOP tennnn VIDEooooos PROvinGGGG THAT the dracullllaaaa is real King: oh yeah now i remember

Eric Knudsen: i have a story about the terrible secret of space HP Lovecraft: what Lovecraft: what is the terrible secret of space? Lovecraft: is it a color? Lovecraft: cuz i already know that one

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TENNNN HIII <3 IM JUST GONNA DROP THIS HERE:

*Diluc x reader prompt but it's based off my experience*

Diluc, Kaeya, and Y/N were bffs since they were young and have been through Crepus' death, Kaeyas pranks, everything you can name.

But as they say, Trios Never Last.

Y/N developed feelings for Diluc over time and Diluc liked them too, and (thankfully) they weren't obvious about it. But with this, Diluc and Y/N, despite how busy Diluc was, always hung out together and forgot to invite Kaeya.

Kaeya eventually broke off ties with them too, the only time he saw them after ending their friendship was at the tavern, and boy did he drink his ass off that night.

(no kaeya didn't have feelings for Y/N, he was just jealous <3)

-your wonderful 🥀

fjownejfnfn i actually think trios can last a pretty long time! (at least in my experience, i’m sorry it wasn’t the same for you ;-;)

but uGHHH this hurts to think about 😭 i hate that kaeya is always left all alone and tbh i think this just fuels my urge to coddle him and tell him everything’s okay BSBDBDBBSVF

i hope diluc and kaeya can reconcile with each other cause pLS THE RAGBROS DESERVE SO MUCH MORE 😭 and hopefully reader can help bring them closer to each other