#my dms

[callmebisexuality]

I’d rather be bending over this counter…

[fungusamongusblog2]

[dispallesuunanuvola]

ops.

[off-topic-ig]

Optimistic Absurdism > Pessimistic Realism tbh

[bittersweetsweetheart]

Classic. Man makes woman uncomfortable then blames her for 'not being able to take a joke '

I fail to see the humor in his comment.

[emperorsfoot]

New scam, everyone!

This one is particularly hilarious to me because,

1 I’m not an art blog

2 the link to the new “platform” is a Google Doc

[vihrago-a]

..

[callmebisexuality]

You wanna split my legs open and start pounding into me?

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

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[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[honeycakelion]

👍

[dispallesuunanuvola]

Anche la mattina di natale ho voglia di te 🎄

[beebfreeb]

Louisiana Meshi!!!! Thistle will be at the crawfish boil.

[tirralirralirra]

(cheers) all halfling half-foot party!! All half-foot party!!!

Love that Chilchuck is the tallest if they were all half-foots.

(aka me fangirling over more ryoko kui daydream hour art)

[batneko]

And something clicks.

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him