#my eyes have been OPENED

[st-hedge]

A loss of self respect, a story in 3 parts

[supertyphoon-kai]

Been looping Stayed Gone lately and I find it hilarious when Vox asks "Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!" The answer is you, Vox. YOU give a shit. So much it makes you look pathetic 😭

Now I'm starting to like radiostatic because Vox has so much one-sided rivalry towards Al that he makes it everyone's problem. Meanwhile Al doesn't give a damn yet clearly enjoys seeing Vox dig his own grave.

[v-toast]

snoooore snrrrrrsnrrrr

[ruthlesslistener]

One of my unexpectedly favorite things about testosterone so far is how hairy I'm getting. I never used to like body hair but now I'm genuinely enamored with how fuzzy I am and how nice the texture is compared to what I had before- not sure if its a thickening of the hairs or more coverage or what, but its nice being fuzzy. Its cozy

[distantlaughter]

I must admit I have multiple hidden agendas (read: ideas) beyond general rivalry in hoping for a Porto win on Tuesday

[vroomian]

Oh my god Yrz/Bruce Wayne!!!

Okay it starts with Yrz being reborn in Gotham still poor as dirt, but realizing that It’s Gotham, Yrz does what he does best: grind. He learns to fight and hack and launches a Very Very Successful author career (mostly by ripping of hits from his past life, because morals are for suckers. What like jkr is gonna cross dimensions and sue him for making Harry Potter not antisememetic and white as fuck and including more LGBTQIA characters? (Get fucked Joanne :)))

(Also Yrz probably does some magic research because he just finds that shit cool)

By the time he’s seventeen Yrz is well on his way to being a multi millionaire with a strangle hold on popular culture (like he’d stick to just books ha ha. Yrz Has No Chill) just from mining his past life lol. That means being invited to Rich Person Parties, and inevitably meeting Bruce Wayne face to face.

And what face it is!

Bruce Wayne is canonicaly hot as hell and Yrz has never minded a fling. The two of them have a occasional sex thing (Bruce Wayne: am I not….completely straight????) (Yrz has no idea he’s caused a sexuality crisis in Batman of all people lol). I’m thinking that Bruce is like 7-10 years older than Yrz here because that’s funnier to me personally. This fling goes on for years, until Bruce adopts his first child and somehow Yrz gets tangled up in that mess.

And then the Feelings start catching up!!!

[darubyprincx]

empires smp falsesymmetry he/him aspec aromantic and demiplatonic. is this anything

[bisexualincarnate]

Kinnporsche taught me that men have boobs.. tits even... honkers, knockers, absolute bazongas..

[thosedamnlemmings]

I just woke up in five seconds of clarity thought of a jesskas au where radar is jesse’s kid and lukas is his teacher.

[f1-obsessed333]

Blake is true wifey material honestly!

[punkbxt]

transmasc b’elanna so true

[nitw]

[brutermonger]

I'm not much of shoe fanatic, sneakerhead, aficionado if you will, But

I see it.. I see the Vision. Footwear can indeed be Sexy 👢✨👀

Harley Davidson Distortion riding boots

[acethegaycard]

xiao bottom, yeah we all know it.

but what if...xiao bratty bottom?

like, think about it.

this guy likes to remind you that he killed and will kill a shit ton of demons. a tool for battle, as he likes to say.

like HELL is he gonna be submissive when doing it. he'll try to take control, but all you need is to break him by edging him on so badly he'll babble and beg for you to permit him to cum.

WAIT omg ily /p

im in class rn but who cares

I always saw him as rlly submissive for sum reason BUT YOU HAVE A POINT

oh god the ideas i have right now...

he's bratty asf in my head now oh nooo

but we can't deny how inexperienced he is so he'd be surprisingly easy to break, even though basically all his lines are about how he never fell to power.

but thats in battle, not in bed.

and it kinda annoys him that you can do that so easily

so he's never NOT being a brat

its now his goal to top you somehow

(never gonna happen)

:)

thank u for this idea aaaaaaaaaaaa

[illicthearts]

It’s so sad when you lose feeling for some, like I wanted to be friends with you so bad but you didn’t even care to knowledge my presence