#my girl sometimes I swear -_-

[emomomortal]

they're having a girl's night! which means painting nails so she's painting the tips of his fingers with a paintbrush

I'm their biggest fans I wish them nothing but a life of whimsy and joy

[dirtytransmasc]

no matter how hard they tried to pit you guys against each other, they could never make me hate any of you

just cause I like one, doesn't mean I have to hate the others. I love all 4 of my silly little babies.

[booplesnotts-art]

Teehee

The way she looks at Ada sometimes is so>>🖤🖤

(Little wip I probably won’t finish but I just love her and needed to share that again)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

sometimes i think about how the people who hate on my takes on here would talk to each other and its always phrased like the twitter fandom drama i see but completely irrational and it makes me giggle

"calling kusuke abusive just because he shot his brother with a lethal weapon, plotted his murder, planned to use their grandparents to assist in hurting/killing him, and tried for years to expose his secret to the entire world against his will and through knowingly hurtful means in order to destroy everything he cared about is so stupid! what a stretch!"

"the saiki k fandom is so damn sensitive. i shoot my brother with massive guns all the time and its not abusive because he just blocks it!" HELPEKSJJSJSKSKKS

[lupins-hehim-pussy]

I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.

Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !

Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.

Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean

Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair

[mikakuna]

GENUINELY GRATEFUL OVER YOUR FEELINGS RE: TIM AND JAYTIM

I honestly don't get it Tim is like the mayo on the white bread of Robins

LMFAO that's literally him omg...

somehow he's never wrong and everyone and their moms have to apologize to him for everything. do people seriously think he has no backbone! batfam fandom has this thing about making jason a straight up monster compared to baby tim. i don't care about villainizing other characters for fic whump but my main issue is tim fans acting like tim isn't a literal crime fighting vigilante (just like the other bats...) they genuinely treat him like he's gonna blow away in the wind or have a panic attack if someone is mean to him. i highly doubt the guy who fights supervillains on the daily has ptsd from jason fighting him and/or needs an apology from jason.

the way i wouldn't even have this strong of an opinion on this guy if it weren't for the fact that jason fans are forced to engage with his character because he's in most fanon jason-centric content. LOLL i ended up ranting but yes that ship also does not do it for me at all purely because it's used as a way to make jason grovel at tim's feet and apologize for 'trying to kill him'. LIKE IM SNORING GOODNIGHT!!!

[dzasta15]

this is what he shouldve transformed into when he gets his ring in first flight

flat colors before @foxy-the-silly-little-hooligan renders it for me bc theyre a blessing and i luv them

[silverware-is-interesting]

Remember that time I mentioned that I needed to draw something other than Sgt Splosion?? (plus Guardener, my sona, and my ocs)

varying quality doodles of mostly sgt splosion

[stergeon]

say it

Byleth makes Edelgard say swear words.

(~350 words; too stupid to post on ao3)

“‘Shit.’”

“Grotesque.”

“Give it a try.”

“… Shit.”

“Very good. ‘Ass.’”

“That one is easier. I’ve said it before.”

“Then why don’t you say it now?”

“I… er…”

“If it’s so easy, then do it.”

“… Ass.”

“Excellent.”

“Don’t mock me.”

“How about this one? ‘Cunt.’”

“Wh—I actually, um, don’t know what that means.”

“You don’t know ‘cunt’?”

“I don’t know what to tell you, Byleth, it’s simply not in my lexicon.”

“It means va—”

“All right, I understand. The gesture was absolutely unnecessary. I’m astounded at how many words there seem to be for the same thing.”

“If you think that’s bad, you won’t believe how many there are for pe—”

“Well, this has been a fun exercise and hopefully a source of great amusement to you, but I think I’m finished.”

“Wait, wait.”

“No.”

“One more, one more.”

“Mm, no. I don’t think so.”

“Please?”

“… You know it’s not fair of you to give me those eyes.”

“Is that a yes?”

“All right. All right. One more.”

“Yesssss. ‘Fuck.’”

“Byleth!”

“What?! You said one more, and that’s the one to say.”

“I’m—I am not—”

“Please?”

“You can’t pull the same maneuver twice in a minute and expect to succeed. That’s poor strategy.”

“Is it working?”

“… Regrettably, it is.”

“Then it seems like a good strategy to me. Just say it. ‘Fuck.’ It’s easy.”

“It most certainly is not!”

“Try it. Say ‘fuck.’”

“… Fuck.”

“Oh, that’s rich. That’s very good.”

“Are you quite satisfied?”

“Nearly. Now use it in a sentence.”

“Byleth.”

“I’ll give you one. It’ll be easy.”

“I did not—and do not—agree to this!”

“Just repeat after me.”

“No!”

“Say, ‘Byleth, I want you to fuck me.’”

“… Oh.”

“Go on, El. You can do it.”

“… Byleth, I…”

“Keep going.”

“Byleth, I-I want you to… f-fuck me.”

“Good girl. Wasn’t so hard, was it?”

“Less than I—ah—thought it would be.”

“Mm. Well, you’ve certainly earned a reward, haven’t you?”

“Yes, my teacher. Fuck…”

“Aren’t you a fast learner? I’m impressed.”

“If you don’t shut up and kiss me right now, I’m going to start swearing in earnest.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, Your Majesty.”

[monsieuroverlord]

Laura Kinney the Wolverine: Blood Hunt #1 Throughts:

It was excellent execution as a tie-in. It related to the overarching event really well, while still feeling grounded and character-focused as a one-shot.

Unfortunately, it appears my suspicion of Laura acting like a Logan stand-in was more or less correct.

Spoilers:

The plot is pretty straightforward: Laura's on a rescue mission to save Gabby, she does so, and then there's a "mutant" that also needs rescuing, according to Gabby. Turns out, Gabby fudged that part a little, and its really Xarus, one of Dracula's sons, that needs saving. The vampires were using Xarus as a guinea pig to test out mutant blood in giving vampires special abilities. Laura and Gabby argue, but they save Xarus.

Postives:

-- GABBY!!! (I missed her) She's a star here. She's the main character. She's the most perfect chaos gremlin child to walk the face of the earth -- conducted her own investigation, infiltrated the organization, and nearly completed the rescue all by herself -- with a few more years of experience under her belt, she'll be unstoppable. Doctor Doom himself will live in fear of her, lest she decide to stage a military coup against him just for fun.

Her characterization was absolutely on-point here and I missed her dearly.

-- The art was spectacular. Robert Gill did an excellent job in terms of dynamic action scenes and panel flow. Solid 10/10 suited the narrative well, it was perfect amount of blood 'n gore for a vampire book. Just superb.

-- It was fun. A good balance of hack 'n slash with a proper story and some sweet moments. Aside from my one major complaint (see below) it was a fantastic depiction of Laura and Gabby's bond, and I nearly forgot how much I enjoyed it.

My biggest gripe: Listen, I know Gabby is an absolute ray of sunshine who sees good in everyone despite going through some horrific stuff, and I love that about her, but like Laura should not be as much as a foil to that here. (I mean, maybe the story wouldn't be AS interesting without a little soap opera-y conflict between siblings, but still)

I know I oft use the shorthand term "Logan-esque" or "Logan Stand-in" but I haven't really explained what I mean by that, and this issue has some perfect scenes for me to elaborate.

Example: Laura telling Gabby "we don't save monsters."

That is 100% a Logan thing to say. In contrast, Laura fundamentally is separated in character from Logan by her compassion and level of control. She sincerely would (or rather SHOULD) be 100% on board with helping Gabby, due to the fact she spent her earliest years believing she was a monster herself and not worth saving. Since then, she's grown into a much more kind person (both to herself and others) and does try her damndest to do better. Both better than Logan and better than past self. (and she is better, dammit) She has a helluva lot more self-awareness than Logan does, and that's good! It should be one of the defining characteristics that separates her from Logan!

She doesn't need her past explained to her like Gabby did here. Laura arguably has already gone through the character growth of defining herself differently than Logan would. I mean, that was part of the whole reason she took Gabby under her wing in the first place! Whereas Logan would've dumped Gabby off with the X-Men or elsewhere, like he did with Laura (and don't get me started on all the retcon BS flashbacks where Logan was actually acting like a father to her. Originally, he was an absolute fail of a parent in different ways to all of his bio-kids, and Laura was not an exception. Gambit is the one who actually steps up, but I digress here.)

Example 2: The start of the issue, Laura being a sneaky berserk, much like Logan in Uncanny X-Men #133 (or around that issue. if I'm misremembering) It was Vs. The Hellfire Club and Logan has his Dirty Harry moment in the arc.

Its not completely unheard for a person to mentally fall back on old habits in moments of stress, but Laura's never been a "berserker" like Logan. Its just her being a bit of character here. She SHOULD be much more cold, precise, and calculated, like an assassin.

To paraphrase Domino's thoughts from the X-Force Days: Logan's a savage beast, but Laura's like a machine.

In summary, Laura's efficient as fuck, and not at all showy, if you wanna argue that she's "just worried about Gabby" or something.

Overall, while I loved Gabby in this, I think there's just a fundamental misunderstanding of Laura's character here. And this has been kind of an on-and-off thing since the Krakoa era started. Like, character growth is good, but this just doesn't feel like we've had a natural progression of Laura's character to me.

And I suppose, we have all-new Wolverine, where Gabby saves the cyborg-clone thing called S.C.O.U.T. (where Gabby got her newer codename, although I still like Honey Badger better). But that moment was also kind of out-of-character to me?

Like, even if you want to debate that "oh, Laura's done this before. In more recent years, she's gotten a lot harsher with certain things, etc etc"

I have to disagree and say it SHOULDN'T be that way. It directly contradicts her earliest characterizations. She should be distraught and questioning whether or not those things have a soul and in natural character growth progression, she should be saving them without question. It just makes no sense to me!

I know I complained a lot here, but I also want to clarify, its not just this one-shot that's guilty of this -- it seems like it's been a recent trend overall as of late, and I don't care for it. This one-shot was not the most egregious example by any means, and if you're really missing Gabby (like me) I recommend it.

[maddy-ferguson]

women will literally accuse women and esp lesbian circles of "not unpacking ""man-hating""" alleged ""misandry" sweetie xo" getting offended ppl aren't appropriately uplifting how "men are amazing and awesome and attractive and i won't be shamed for thinking so" as if appreciating men is a real counter opinion than blame whatever gave women of every sexuality instance to be jaded weary cautious and tired and who'll complain every now and then and continue on with her life until she dies putting up with patriarchy. just welcome to the "woke" internet where misogyny's over and "man-hate" "shamed for not hating men" is worth springing to defences for

yeah i've only seen people talk like men's rights activists and think they're being unbelievably progressive on tumblr it's kind of fascinating. like i can see how seeing people hate on men could mess with people and stuff but you can't demand men appreciation posts that's literally the whole world outside of idk your tumblr dash (or even on your tumblr dash because fandom misogyny from people who think they're not misogynistic at all is really something). men get praised for "babysitting" their own kids like be serious? it's very let men be masculine

i don't think being like men are soooo gross and we hate them is actually constructive and it can definitely veer into transphobia (you'll always be a man/"a male" and thus a danger to women/why would you ever want to become a man they're the enemy and the bane of society etc) and homophobia relatively quickly?

but the way people ON TUMBLR ""combat that"" is often so off to me like if the most basic feminist principles offend you then i'm not really sure where to go from here. i remember seeing a post that was like "men aren't your enemy. they're your friend/brother/father/colleague/neighbor" with a lot of notes and like i don't know how to tell you this but that's literally who's most likely to harm a woman, the men she knows?😭 and obviously not every system of oppression is exactly the same but would you say the same thing to someone criticizing white people like...just very weird

i think women who are attracted to men and dating them making jokes about how they only tolerate being attracted to men because they have no choice and especially the whole i'm bi so i love every woman and only find 1 in a 1000 men attractive (very often said while in a relationship with a man) thing is obnoxious and annoying for like everyone who has to hear it lmao but also when women who date men make jokes about it (not about them being ugly or unattractive or whatever but about them being bad partners in general) it's like. what else are they going to do like you said they're gonna endure patriarchy for the rest of their lives and as girlfriends/wives/mothers they go through the most it's very bleak? idk. it's not like you can date a better man yourself out of patriarchy

of course men aren't a all as bad as the worst guy you can imagine and they're not all out to get you or whatever but saying things like "men don't all benefit from the patriarchy rich men benefit from the patriarchy but jake, 23, is not oppressing you" is like. kind of insane. jake, 14, was oppressing me like have you never interacted with boys in school😭 and it's not like it was entirely their fault we all have to outgrow misogyny it's just you know society etc but some of them never outgrow it lmao and just...the takes you see on feminism on tumblr are astounding i hate it here

[skulgan]

Hm? TDAC is getting AUs already?

Oh well, that means I can make AU designs of Flauford!

Freakshow!Flauford: An AI who makes up a side-attraction of abominable botany. His favorite kind of fertilizer is rotting meat. Also he smells like rotting meat. He's a walking rafflesia patch.

He's still as enigmatic as ever, though he's completely mute and his demeanor generally comes off as significantly more idly threatening, what with more eyes to stare at you with that never blink. Ever.

If you need to get something done with this version of Flauford, you get it done and leave. Otherwise, stay out of his garden. Who knows what he might do if you somehow annoy him...

Carnival!Flauford: A lesser AI who takes up a job as a maid and/or janitor! Whenever a game needs cleaning or a stain needs scrubbing, Flauford is on-the-spot for all of your cleaning needs!

This version of Flauford is far more polite and she actually blinks regularly! But still speaks gibberish - that only other AIs can decipher, no less.

Based on a sunflower, she's a little ray of sunshine for everyone to enjoy! Well, almost everyone. Fortunately, if a master or guest is being unruly, she does have one thing she can do - give the aggressor a sweet, lovely, absolutely paralyzing death glare. Works some of the time!

Freakshow AU made by @hootbon, Carnival AU made by @sm-baby! They are both cool and cool and cool and cool and c-

[mashitaaa]

misa misaaAA

[beanghostprincess]

Since you love sapphic crack pairing, I now may introduce you to one that you've never ever heard of of, and I can guarantee that is pure crack.

Hear me out:

CamiexPudding

...

IT ACTUALLY WORKS! Its stylistxmodel, Bean. STYLISTXMODEL.

You can have Pudding be insecure about her looks and Camie goes "such nonsense, you're so pretty!<3" so Pudding collapses and Camie freaks out. Camie can finally make Pudding some clothes that she actually choose herself and likes while having some stability and confort.

They are like:

Pudding: She asked for NO PICKELS!

Camie: Pudding, its a seaweed salad...

You can tie it with the whole "Pudding, Perona and Uta become the Cross Guild's princesses" thing. Like, I dunno. Camie gets kidnapped again, this time by Blackbeard, and befriends Pudding in prison. They get saved by Buggy and co. And Pudding is like "You have to let my bring my girlfriend too OR ELSE!"

And Buggy agrees because 1) He coukd never break young love appart 2) Now he has somebody to make him flashy outfits for him. Yay! (But seriously tho, that kite cosplay has got to go)

So that brings the count of sapphics couples in Cross Guild to 2! (After perouta of course)

And late at night, when Pudding is having nightmares, she can always count on the fact that she will always have her 197cm mermaid girlfriend by her side.

This is just adorable,, 😭🩷💚

Camie would be so so so so sweet to Pudding and give her all the love and attention and care she deserves! I think she'd find her fascinatingly beautiful and would want to make clothes for her all the time!!! And Pudding would feel so loved and appreciated and gorgeous for the first time. She doesn't realize she has been dressing the way her mother told her for... So long... And thanks to Camie now she can find a whole new style that makes her feel like herself!

Besides, stylist x model is just such an incredible dynamic in general!! Camie being so so close to Pudding to fix her clothes and Pudding physically being unable to handle her cuteness,,, And Camie, of course, being completely clueless when it comes to Pudding's crush on her but crushing just as hard, being happy that they're friends at all.

Also both of them being kidnapped together is so funny because Pudding is extremely furious and Camie is angry too but she's like- At this point she's used to it and just waiting for the Strawhats or somebody to rescue her because she believes in her good luck wholeheartedly. And Camie is like "hehe first time?" and Pudding squints her eyes at her like "???? what do you mean FIRST TIME???".

But!!! But Cross Guild saves Pudding and she demands Camie to be saved too because that's her best friend now and also she's the cutest girl. She can't leave her there-- Buggy accepts because why the hell would he give a fuck? He's already making an effort to save Pudding, might as well help the other girl too. And now Cross Guild has a stylist making cute little super badass outfits for everyone! Camie, Pudding, Perona, and Uta having the most chaotic girl nights!!! I imagine Pudding and Uta coming up with the darkest of schemes and themes and Camie and Perona in the background like "they're craycrazy but we love them".

Whenever Pudding is feeling sad, conflicted, or having nightmares, Camie is there to help her out. She's just so genuine and sweet to her that Pudding can't help but fall for her kindness. And Pudding decides that now her life mission is to protect her and she will do all she can to make sure Camie is safe and has the best life!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

get yourself a cat who will smack you impatiently, then once you pick her up she sprawls on your back to groom herself, and five minutes later gets up to Sneeze 3x in your freshly washed hair

[nonuggetshere]

I'm gonna continue with the requests later, but I also felt the need to doodle my two PVs with a little bit of gender on the side

They're both still very much genderless, but because not every non-binary/agender person will have the same perception/feelings regarding their gender and won't have the same gender presentation, I decided to mess around with it a little

Hallow is genderfluidv(though after some consideration I realised agenderflux describes them more accurately, but oh well, these labels don't even exist in their story so who cares), they're non-binary but their alignment fluctuates between fem-leaning, masc-leaning, something in-between and neither. They're fine with any terms and pronouns but mostly go by they/them.

Luna is genderfae/transfem, their gender fluctuates between agender and fem-aligned non-binary. They mostly go by they/them and gender-neutral and feminine terms, they're fine with she/her and some neopronouns, but any masculine terms and pronouns are a big no-no for them. Currently, I'm considering making them an enby lesbian, but that might change in the future.