#my mama can't japanese 😭

[jangmi-latte]

live commenting on this post! refresh every now and then. this is abema 2024 4th anniversary livestream! again, don't post screenshots of the livestream anywhere!!

i am not fluent in japanese and i am writing this to my understanding!!

jack's va is so handsome in this live wtf.

they're currently playing something like a mini ice breaker.

kobayashi-san (deuce's va) called dilla "dilla mama" T~T cutie.

LMAO "HOW MANY DRACONIANS ARE THERE IN DIASOMNIA" and sebek's va wrote one with a lot of zeros 😭😭😭

masterchef moment this time HAHHAHA THE PINS ON THEIR APRONS ARE SO CUTE! and the cake's for grim. they're making a 4th anniversary cake!!

ace vs deuce moment HAHAHAHAH yamashita-san (ace's va) is so competitive he squeezed the frosting pipe too hard 😭

the cake got messed up now it's named "ramshackle dorm" FOUL AJHSDHAHADHKDH

IT'S ISHIYA-SAN'S (SEBEK'S VA) TURN AND HE'S SO CONCENTRATED

the savanaclaw duo (jack and ruggie's va) are trying to save each other KJHDSFUI BUT THEY'RE TEAMING UP SP WELL THE FROSTING COATED CAKE LOOKS GOOD WITH THE TOPPINGS

kudos to ichikawa-san's (ruggie's va) decorating, he's so good and he's so steady. the cake actually looked decent

THIS IS WHERE THE 4TH ANNIVERSARY UPDATES COME IN

NO WONDER THEY WERE MAKING CAKES GRIM'S NEW SR IS MASTERCHEF GRIM I WONDER WHAT THE GROOVY IS

ofc the daily logins of rewards

then the latest event cards are back with the 100/150 pull thing

we can repeat events?? it's being new player friendly and i think you need to use gems to unlock those events. connecting to this, we can purchase those event's items in the shop now oooo

YEEESSSS WE CAN FINALLY CONVERT 10 SINGLE KEYS TO 1 10 PULLS KEY LISAUFHNULDSRF

WAHAH 2ND FLOOR GUEST ROOM ARCHITECT!YUU OTW

NEW VOICELINES FOR LESSONS AND OUTFIT CHANGES!!!

hehe midorikawa-san (lilia's va) wanted these updates BHAHAHAHA THE VOICE OF TWST

TWISTED WONDERLAND ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK!?!??!!??! PIECE OF MY WORLD FULL SOUNDTRACK PLEASEEEEEEEEEE but no character songs :< 4 CDs and 140 songs WHAT

wehehehe they're eating the cake now

and we're done! that's all for it now. still can't wait for the cm and the groovy ueueue. no news for the anime as usual HAHAHSABHSA

[im-tops-bottom]

Had a fic idea ... Here's a dialogue to best express it...

Minho, on the phone: Baby I'm breaking up

Felix: I'M PREGNANT

Minho: first of all I meant my phone is breaking up and I'm having trouble hearing you.

Felix: ohhhh

Minho: second of all... You are? Is it twins? A boy? A girl? A litter of little kittens? Enough to have their very own class where we can teach tjem Korean, English and Japanese. Ooh ooh we can teach them to sing, dance and rap of course. We will send them to school every day and make sure they at least attempt a class in everything. I can't wai- Felix?

Felix, hangs up the call and panic dials Han:

Han: Whats up?

Felix: I thought Minho hyung was gonna break up with me and I panicked

Han: oh god please tell me you didn't do the cliche thing. Please please PLEASE tell me you didn't

Felix, silent:...

Han, ends call and calls Hyunjin: I need a favor

Hyunjin: You must be in desperate need if you're calling for a favor

Han: My twin flame Hyunjined hyung

Hyunjin: Say less. HEY BABE!

Changbin, rushing down carrying twins: Yes?

Hyunjin: Lix did a me and we are gonna to go full UDIM

Changbin, puts the sleeping babies into a crib next to Hyunjin before taking out his phone: oh god oh god oh god

Jeongin, on the phone, sleepily: Hello?

Changbin: Yongbok!

Jeongin: How many times do I have to tell you I'M FUCKIN JEONGIN

Changbin: quit having an identity crisis. This is serious

Jeongin: This better be good

Changbin: Yongbok

Jeongin: I will hang up this phone

Changbin: and I'll kick your ass if you don't let me finish this damn sentence. Yongbok code red operation UDIM activated

Jeongin: well why the fuck didn't you say so.

Changbin: I'm gonna murder you

Jeongin, rushes out of bed: let's focus on Lixah first. I'll grab Minnie and everything. Meet everyone at Lixies

Changbin: on it

Jeongin, hangs up and calls Seungmin:

Seungmin: Hey

Jeongin: Operation Unnecessary Drama llama Mode has been activated

Seungmin: did Hyunjin hyunjin Changbin again?

Jeongin: No worse

Seungmin: oh?

Jeongin: Felix did a Hyunjin

Seungmin, sighs: oh my way

-An hour later-

Felix panicking: He ended with wanting a litter of our kittens around. I'm a human. I'm a man 😭😭😭😭

Seungmin: That's what you get for doing a Hyunjin

Hyunjin: I still hate how thwt is still the name we are calling it but still...

Felix: Help me

Seungmin: I called in a favor.

Felix: Are these the same people that got Hyunjin and Changbin the twins?

Seungmin: Yes

Felix: oh god

Jeongin, walking in with Changbin, Chan, Han, a mother cat with several kittens and the father cat as well as sleeping babies: oh hi Hyung

Felix: WHAT THE FUCK?

Minho, walking in proud: This is what you get for Hyunjining me

Felix: HYUNG!

Minho: I realized I may not be able to knock you up the only way I want but we got all the babies we can ever hope for

Felix: once again... HYUNG!

Minho: Oh and the rest of the guys will be moving in to help

Felix, sits down and pouts towards the ground:

Minho, sits next to him on the couch: How's the proud new mama of four and grandmama of four feeling?

Felix, eyes start watering as Chan hands him one of the babies and the Mama cat brings one of her kittens up to him: They're adorable

Changbin hands the other twin off to Minho: we'll be here to help. And they babies can all grown up with each other

Felix: thank you

Everyone watches as the cats bring the kittens up to snuggle on the couch by Felix's side as the babies feed off the mum

Tears fall from Felix's eyes.

Felix: I love my SKZ family

[hughungrybear]

Me while watching Cherry Magic Thailand Ep. 3:

GMMTV making sure that THERE WILL BE ENGLISH SUBS in Viu, hours before they drop the latest CMT episode is just beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

1. I knew the kiss is a fakeout 😅 But that does not mean I am not as frustrated as Karan 😂😂😂

2. Jinta living on Mama OK! is me during my uni days to avoid needing to leave my room (to study) 😂😂😂

3. Rock's reaction when Karan handed Oishi Honey Lemon to Achi while Karan gave him (and their other officemates) a plain bottle of water is everything.

4. When you're sitting next to your crush and you just don't want the trip to end 😂😂😂

Achi:

5. I mean, I never saw Go (sort of Chinese chess) being played in a company outing but kudos to the officemates for being patient enough to watch the match between Karan and the Big Boss 😂 The series establishing Karan winning every game and highlighting Achi's insecurities is <chef's kiss>

6. Karan closing his eyes and meditating to keep himself from looking at Achi('s semi-naked body) while they are all chilling in the onsen is everything 😆😆😆

7. Waaaait. Jinta can still hear Min's thoughts even without touching him. I can't remember the Japanese version if its the same. 😭

8. I mean, Karan's natural skills keep highlighting Achi's insecurities and triggering his jealousy. However, Karan's extremely good intentions also keeps tugging at Achi's heartstrings 🥹

9. GMMTV, Tay Tawan is just one of your few artists that can truly sing. Why do him dirty like this??? 😭😭😭 My ears hurt. 😂😂😂

10. Oh. My. God. Papang is here. Papang is everywhere this 2023 😂😂😂 <after 5 seconds> The fvck. I guess he is the kind of man that will never be happy unless he triggers all his ex-gf's insecurities and anxieties. No wonder Pai was so happy they broke up. 🤬🤬🤬

11. "Hugging a chicken bucket made me more happy than hugging you" 😂😂😂 "I know my happiness is bacon". 😂😂😂😂 Good for Pai.

The comedy is still on point. Also, one cannot help but feel for Achi everytime his insecurities rears its ugly head but also happy that Karan shows Achi how he matters. I'm really happy how this series is turning out 😊

[bayonettaboy111]

Stuff I've ordered from Victoria's Secret/PINK !

Okayy so basically, for whatever reason, I ended up getting a $100 PINK gift card from my mama cause I guess she didn't want it. Now obviously I'm not going to buy lingeries, since I'd really have no use for them, so I decided to look at the cosmetic stuff! So heres what I bought :3 I would add photos but its an odd number of them so it would look weird🙁

・┆✦Bond Repair Treatment Mask✦ ┆・ This was kind of a compulsive buy since it was on clearance but you know, nothing wrong with treating myself 🤷‍♂️ people were saying it made their hair shiny so I added it to my cart. Though I'm not sure if it'll work all that well for me since I was curly hair - like 2c - so we'll just have to see.

Okay so I had doubts about it when I first got it but it actually works really well!! The ends of my hair aren't as split looking and my natural curls have been holding a tad bit longer. My only warning would be that it's very liquid-y so you need to be really careful not for spill it if your in the shower. 9/10

・┆✦VS HIM Platinum Body Lotion✦ ┆・ I'm gonna be honest, I've never really used cologne before 🧚‍♂️...I've mostly ever used unisex stuff. But I've been wanting to try a cologne and this VS ones had good reviews on other websites. I was going to buy the duo set but it made me go over my giftcard limit so I just settled for the body lotion. Good enough

I haven't exactly been able to wear this as much yet, as I don't really have a perfume/spray that would fit with it, but I can say it smells really good! I'm sorry I can't give a full opinion on it ahhh... 8/10

・┆✦Natural Beauty Exfoliating Body Scrub (coco milk+rose)✦ ┆・

Don't really have much more context for this other than I've been needing a exfoliater since my skin has been so dry.

Tbh it good just be the way I'm using it, as I don't have a loofah or anything like that yet, I only used a wash cloth. But anyway what I mean is that I didn't really notice much exfoliation?? I don't know it could be because I've only used it a few time or because of the fact I haven't exactly shaved my legs but yeah 😭 I need to use it more though!! And the good thing is it's very think and smells + feels good. If I get better results later I'll update. 6/10

・┆✦Conditioning Coconut Body Serum✦ ┆・

This was from a newer line of the body products so I thought I'd try it out. It's vegan too, which I think is good.

I really like it! It's made my skin really soft, esp my hands which looked like they were through hell..so very good results! 10/10

・┆✦Love Spell Duo✦ ┆・

I'll have you know that I'm an absolutely D RIDER for Japanese cherry blossom sets. I have both the body sprays from Bath and Body Works and I reallyyy wish I could find a good cologne/perfume like it. I decided to get the duo cause if I don't really like VS's spray then I'll probably still use the lotion.

It does smell really nice, it smells like Japanese cherry blossom but a bit more peachy. I will say though that it hardly lasts at all..it fades after less than an hour unless you do the vaseline trick. I usually only wear it after showers or before bed because of that. As for the body lotion, it really just smells like peaches. Overall the smell is nice but the longevity is bad. (I probably will still be trying the others though) 5/10

The package comes in a few days so I'll make sure to review in about a week either by editing this post or making a new post!! See y'all later on that.

P.S, this post literally took so long to make for what omggg

Reviews made on 4/4/2024 <3

[girlygguk]

Sirens are mystical creatures that allures people into their trap with their enchanting voice and their out of this world beauty but beware their danger this is the future thing that come to my mind when reading siren i feel like Hana has this motherly and mature aura around her and she could be mama bear to the girls when she sense danger grace is the traditional graceful japanese beauty but playfull in the same time nali despite her elegance is that dorky friend aera gave that mysterious femme fatale vibe that is cold toward the people that she doesn't know but warm and protective towards her loved ones and Joon that sunshine happy little sister of the group that you can't help but want to protect her together they will come with each their unique charm to mesmerize the audience and trap them with their aura without realizing it and when they do it's already too late to come back from these sinfully heavenly sirens🩷🩷

i cant believe ur so accurate with only 3 chapters up i love u this is so perfect 😭 they are all so unique but they click so well. its how they grew such a loyal fanbase bc u can tell they actually enjoy each others company and love what they do - loosely based on le sserafim & their relationships with each other xx

[sleepygamerotaku]

my mom just randomly said konichiwa like wtf-

she pronounced it like coy-knee-she-was 😭 it's bad enough that she pronounces chibi as she-bee

[mj-ackerman]

My copy of Spy x Family Official Fanbook: Eyes Only arrived earlier, so I decided to do some translation (PLEASE DON'T REPOST)

Tatsuya Endo's Character's Guide QNA from the Official Fanbook: Eyes Only English Translation:

The Forgers:

Loid Forger:

Q: What are his likes and dislikes?

A: Likes: Reliable Information, well tailored suits. Dislikes: War, Illogical behavior.

Q: What disguise does Loid think that fits him the best?

A: I think almost everything? He can't use it in the operation if he doesn't think it's perfect.

Q: What disguise has Loid himself considered as the most "aggressive" so far?

A: "I think that Sumo-wrestlers from the Far East were physically absurb" (Loid's Talk)

Q: Success rate of a mission?

A: Although their identities are not revealed, it is likely that there are many instances in which their objectives was not achieved. The intelligence activity itself are series of simple task that are far from easy-to-understand as a success or a failure.

Q: What was the biggest crisis he experienced in a mission?

A: Anya's interview was more nerve wracking than stopping a nuclear bomb. So in other words, I think it's his current mission.

Q: How strong is his fighting strength compared to Yor?

A: If we're talking about simple physical ability, Yor is 100, and Loid is about 60-70, I think? But since he's a spy, if he was to avoid direct contact and use fire-arms and other weapons, I think they're even.

Q: What kind of conversation does he have with Franky aside from work?

A: Loid is unlikely to talk about himself, so I think he'll just listen to Franky's complains while giving him a cold retorts.

Q: Was there any other codename ideas other than "Twilight"?

A: There was something like "Mirage / 蜃気楼 (Shinkiro)" in the rough draft. I was thinking of the based image of "Unknown face". "Twilight / 黄昏 (Tasogare)" was also a tentative name, and I also think it's not a very cool name.

Q: How many hours does he actually work every month in his missions and in the hospital?

A: He seems to be a light sleeper, so it looks like he can only sleep about 2 hours. And since he works all the time except when he's sleeping, it's roughly 2 hours x 365 days.

Q: How much is his annual income from his mission and the hospital combined?

A: I don't know how much is the average income of a psychiatrist at that time, but in today's Japanese yen, it's about 20 million yen? WISE's salary seems to be much lower, depending on the reason why he was hired.

Q: What is Loid's specialty dish that he makes at the Forger's house?

A: He played a role of a first-class chef, so he can make anything.

Anya Forger:

Q: Please tell us more physical data.

A: She seems to have grown taller. Her shoe size is about 14 cm. People in this world (my design) have smaller feet.

Q: Does she have any other favorite food than peanuts?

A: She often eats omelette rice in the school cafeteria. Also, she seems to like crunchy little animal-like nibbles.

Q:What are her favorite subjects at school?

A: It's Classical Language.She may thinks that she's also good with the other subjects.

Q: How powerful is Anya's killer punch?

A: 300 star impact

Q: Please tell us if there are other special moves she was taught by her Mama.

A: Star catching... (She said "すたーきゃっちあろーらいじんぐほー ぶすねきつく。 めつぶし" Sorry I'm trying so hard to understand but I can't put the words 😭)

Q: What does she want the most right now?

A: Limited edition Redy-shibu (?) (*It's a sheep keychain / super expensive) (Anya's Talk)

Q: What was the origin of the secret organization's name "B'2" (pronounced as Betsu びーつー)

A: It's from the word "Peanuts"

Q: When she was shopping with Becky, what's her favorite outfit that she tried on?

A: It seems like she's not interested in any of it. "I don't need clothes" (Anya's Talk)

Q: Is there any source material for the exam number "K-212"?

A: This is the zip code of Kawasaki City, where I used to work.

Q: What was the robot Yor was holding in the short story?

A: It was in Anya's room. It was put by Loid along with other toys and picture books to create a children's room. Maybe she doesn't like it that much.

Yor Forger:

Q: Please tell us more physical data besides her height!

A: She cannot measure her grip strength because the measure tool always breaks.

Q: Please tell us about her ice-pick-like weapon!

A: It's a weapon called "Stiletto". It's the image of thorn thorns. There's no particular nickname for it.

Q: Any reason why you use stiletto?

A: It's because she can give them relief in a single blow without prolonging their suffering.

Q: How much is the success rate of "Thorn Princess" work?

A: There may be witnesses, but in a sense of "getting rid of the target", it's probably 100%. It seems like Garden only entrust her with a task that they are certain she can accomplish.

Q: What's her specialty killing method, and her weak killing method?

A: Her specialty is stabbing. She's not good at poisoning. She's also not good at using other complicated tools like guns, bows and arrow (she's good at throwing in general)

Q: How good are her skills as a clerk at the City Hall.

A: In the middle range.... probably not enough to make her boss mad at her, maybe?

Q: What was the biggest mistake she've ever made with alcohol?

A: "Not that I know of, but I've never been in trouble with the police.....I think...." (Yor's Talk)

Q: Has her specialty dish increased after that?

A: Good grief.....

Bond Forger:

Q: What does he do at home when Anya isn't around?

A: He does a lot of things like rolling around, playing with his legs, and sometimes messing around with PenguinMan.

Q: Please tell us in order who's he's closest to the Forgers (including Franky)

A: Anya → Loid → Franky → Yor

Q: Does he likes walking? How many minutes a day does he go for a walk?

A: He likes it, Bond isn't very active, so about 30 minutes a day. When Loid's busy, Yor takes him for a walk.

Q: Is he in good terms with the bomb dog Shepard? (The dog that bit Loid?)

A: They've been together for a long time as experiments, so they're in good terms. By the way, the Shepard is currently kept by Sylvia.

Q: Who does bond love to "smell" the most?

A: Anya, and he also seems to only like Yor's smell.

I'll continue the rest of the characters later!♡

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