#my name's jerry i am but a humble crossbowman

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so somehow my dad got hold of a (secondhand?? i think???) d&d campaign thingy whatever and was like Hey Wouldn't It Be Fun If We Did This As A Family

so you guys don't know my family we have:

no imagination 1

no imagination 2

gets bored every 2 seconds

me

my dad (the dm)

i'm the only one who's played D&D

so we get out our pre-made characters fresh from the factory (though i change a few details on mine to make them less boring) and we go through the campaign and it's the most dull thing ever

this is not least because i am the only one who knows how this game works AND ONE OF MY CHARACTER'S TRAITS IS "DOESN'T LIKE TAKING AUTHORITY IN SITUATIONS"

in the end to make things interesting i cast thaumaturgy to try to convince some guys that i am the voice of god and to release some wolves in their base and then sacred flame on the one who disagrees to make it look like they have just been struck down by god (i love a good cantrip)

AND NO IMAGINATION BUDDIES WERE LIKE WHY DID YOU DO THAT. NOW WE WILL BE EATEN BY WOLVES

as if i would not rather be eaten by wolves.

we were not by the way. I LITERALLY FED THEM EARLIER THEY LIKED ME.