#my phone charger is broken

[acroagoraphobe]

I think god is punishing me for being a Joshua Graham simp, All my cords and chargers are breaking

[vonabel]

vonabel | she/they | 23

about ♡

i write reader-insert fanfiction because cringe is dead. i draw sometimes, too, but i probably won't post it. idk though, maybe. i don't have a tag system here because i am lazy (sorry LOL) and i probably won't post my writing here either (but i do have a linked masterlist!!)

honestly, this is an entirely personal blog. but intros are cute, and i've mentioned/linked my tumblr on ao3 before, so why not.

my user is pronounced von-uh-bell, i don't post my name online anymore. but if we're mutuals, you can ask for it if you want!

the vonnietalks tag is what i'll tag posts where i talk about fic ideas/wips!

more below

links ♡

ao3 | masterlist | vonnietalks

random info ♡

my favorite color is green (my hair is green)! obviously i fucks with anime lmaoo, but also; video games, cartoons, and art!

you'll figure out the shit i like as i repost it. if you see me repost something you like too, talk to me about it! i'm a certified yapper and will talk to you like we've been friends for years.

my dms are always open, do what you will with that. just be warned that if you're the type of freak i don't like, you will be blocked.

i'm from Maine, but i don't live there anymore. where i'm from sounds unimportant, but Maine is so small, i try to represent where i can lol

i do anime embroidery (on fabric and canvas) and paint sometimes.

i have two cats that i love so much and would die for. if u want pics pls ask bc i will deliver.

i don't take fic requests, so don't ask.

i'm a geto apologist and deku's number one fan.

i will reblog spoilers and nsfw fanart, and i will not tag them!!! i warned u, so don't get pissy with me or wtv >:[

!!! pro shippers dni !!!

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

broke my phone charger so who knows when i shall be heard of again/lh

[duckduckngoose]

Session 0 of new DND group complete,,,, taking 10 hour nap now goodnight

[saprophetic]

honestly i am doing SO good for being undermedicated during a time that i am famously Not Doing Well

[joyofsaudade]

tis the damn season is such an underrated song like come ON “i won’t ask you to wait if you don’t ask me to stay” wtfffff evermore as a whole everyone jokes that taylor sleeps on evermore but y’all are sleeping on her just as much

[skrunksthatwunk]

man i don't even wanna get into it that much but i gotta say this week has been TOO MUCH. AGH. but we're cool(er) now it's just been Non Stop Choice Making And Task Doing

[sparksofdaylight]

my car was broken into and i would like to go home now

[eviltext]

im back at my grandma's and i feel weird it's so funny to rediscover my old self (selves?)

[sculpturesofanythinggoes]

they opened with mardy bum ♥️

[hartigays]

oh my god.....im on desktop and truly my blog is meant to be viewed on mobile,, this is so heinous

if you’ve ever viewed my blog on desktop no u didn’t.

[leidensygdom]

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

[lesbianboyfriend]

phone battery in such dire straits these days. dying like 5 times a day oh well it still works at least

[andhumanslovedstories]

Technology really is magic. I know that’s said a lot but like I’m sitting here looking at one of those chargers that you put your phone on top to wirelessly charge. And today is the first time I’ve really looked at it and gone “truly how the fuck does this work”

Maybe we stress about fantasy worldbuilding too much. We’re like “oh we gotta know the rules of the magic system,” no you don’t. I don’t know the rules of our magic system. If Aragorn, son of Arathorn got hit by a truck that orcs and goblins were driving flintstone style, and he transmigrated into my living room, I would not be able to explain any of the technology around me. I have no idea how I’m making this post. Imagine the first caveman who was like “oh shit the wheel” and I’m nodding along with that cave man. I understand how the wheel can roll. This next sentence was supposed to be about how I can sort of grasp how landline telephones work, but then I thought about it and no I don’t. I am surrounded everyday by mystical forces.

Anyway I have to use this particular charger because this miracle machine’s charging port is fuckin broken again

[gobspeaks]

pros of having an older phone: i know this baby like the back of my hand we were thick as thieves for a year before i stopped using her and she hasn't changed a day since then

cons: can't find any cases i like

[loko4koko]

>maybe i am having another “everything is cringe” moment

>or maybe my blog rly is a little bit ugly

>or maybe it is a secret third thing, where both of the previous things are true and it’s okay that they are

> thoughts to be thinked 💭