#my stomach hurts from laughing

[flodaya]

the following tweets had me on the floor, i want to hit her most recent vogue interview over these idiots head, so let me do this slowly so everyone can keep up

i had too much to say, read if you want to see me rant <3

she does not exist for them, she is growing up, this is not "shippers", it is her, wtf does "shippers" even mean, this is her life, we're not here wishing for her to date someone, she shares it with her partner and she clearly wants a family with him and not have to - in her own words - "deliver something all the time"

"set boundaries" ?? she is perfectly happy being in a public relationship? who the fuck do these fans think they are that they can impose some boundaries onto her??? look at her happily gushing about her bf in the vogue interview, or any other time she brought him up UNPROMPTED during dune press

not the timmy comparison i need them to understand that Tom is literally her life partner (also she literally was asked to talk about him she simply declinded because she is not close to him lol)

[magicinverse]

Pray for the admins that are trying to do lore while Missoier are being their top silliness

[lovecolibri]

I am with Ally, just LOOSING it over watching Oscar win that LOTR book set and talk about not being a fan and never having read it, while Brennan tries not to visibly seethe. 🤣🤣🤣

[ofhouseusher]

Look at this photo of us

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO ICONIC!!! IM WHEEZING! Look at us. The og plastics. Freya, me and Ava. The spitting image.

[jyoongim]

Me on my way to marry you after every story you post 🏃🏽‍♀️ 💍 I may be poor but I’d do my best to spoil you 😂

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Effort is all that matters😩😩🩷

So we locked in right🤭😈 unfortunately I’m a pillow princess

[gojo-mochi]

If you wanna know my weakness… it’s puns… horrible horrible puns…

I snorted so hard hearing my streamer tell this joke.

“What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Eye-matey!”

[alexsorsis]

I’m losing my f#cking mind (why is this funny???)

[khizmet]

Where's Jack? - In the pantry

It's 4:35 in the morning and I am absolutely losing it over the 'in the pantry' whisper,,, jesus christ

[lemonsweet]

HUGE glados tattoo

[spectralhunter]

zero couldn't help it. he just looked at takumi & cringed, almost as if looking at a buzzing mosquito; first it was the vampires & now this? oh dear god... someone please shoot him already. ( lmao )

he  opens  his  mouth  to  confront  him  but . . .  ends  up  remaining  quiet.  he’s  receiving  some  really  alienating  vibes,  and  so  he  decides  to  turn  this  into  a  tournament  by  cringing  back  H A R D;  it  all  looked  a  little  unsightly  for  those  just  passing  by.

[shedburst]

not reposting on here because it has no views but someone posted themselves pouring the two fingers left of liquor down their drain talking about this is the beginning of the rest of my life shhshajjdhfhcb you drank the whole gotdamn thingggg 😭😭😭😭 😩

[stupendousfancypants]

IM LOSING MY SHIT IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK ITS NKT WVEN FUNNY

[hyuuukais]

my bff and i are actually so funny yall (mostly my bff afhgss)

[cemeterything]

The problem with working in a morgue, funeral home etc is that if you die you still have to go to work

this shouldn't be as funny as it is but something about the combination of dad jokes and morbid humor hit me like a sack of bricks

[provokedgoalie]

watching these youtube videos & I'm laughing my ass off. I haven't felt this light in a while

[fangedup]

I'm ya big bad booty daddy