#my version is better

[cheesecake-clown]

Actual Snake: I give a little bit of an additute and am Ace's yes man. I also flirt with blonde white girls. I'm 5'9. The wiki says I'm Scottish Japanese but that's only because people thought I was wearing a kilt when it was actually shorts.

My Snake: I talk so much shit, my additute is insane, and I'm a huge pothead. I can play drums, and draw. I wear lipstick and eyeshadow like every day and so I'm good at makeup too. Also dated a dude one time and found out I was pan. I'm 6'5 at 15 years old cause I'm a mutant. I'm Japanese and my first language was actually Japanese.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

initially i thought girl dinner was referring to like,

[camilleflyingrotten]

[abandoned-quiche]

I LOVE ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS BTW. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR HATE FOR THEM ON MY POST

[chat-no-r]

pov: you just told your bestie how you accidentally killed your boyfriends dad and lied to the public about it

[meaniezucchini]

that broken doll face trend but make it rose quartz

[baejax-the-great]

[anne-is-confused]

only you.

[swiftrosegarden]

Welcome back home, TS1-6!

[mafuyuakgae]

even if I came to love humanity in the end, there’s no proof I was ever here, right?

[freshbeeth]

two queens maximizing their joint slay

[ink-the-artist]

house tour :)

bonus art, lossy versions of the first 2 gifs

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

as a kid i assumed "captive audience" referred to like. when a supervillain kidnaps you & ties you up over a vat of acid & and just. starts monologuing. captive audience

[hinamie]

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[magicicephoenix]

dca brainrot came back 👍

[counting-stars-gayly]

I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?

Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.

Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.

Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.