#nasti🥴

[nateezfics]

the way every bit of sense exits my brain the second his arms, shoulders, and collarbones are exposed…

[kaeyx]

Regarding accidental polyamory, still in the early months of dating dazai and he has to go on a work trip (high security prison, not that he tells you that) so chuuya takes care of you while hes gone. Initially you think this just means chuuya will help in emergencies, but he goes into full "cooking dinner, helping with home renovations, massaging your shoulders" bf mode. It only takes a few days before he is pulling you into his lap to grind on his hard-on while complaining that dazai is worthless and inconsiderate for leaving you like this. No amount of "i am normal about dating and understand that my partner has a life outside of me" will convince chuuya. Obviously you are stressed and need relief from working all day. His projection game is insane. Keeps saying stuff like "break up with that loser and date me instead" but then will talk about all the kinky shit the three of you will do together when dazai is back

Dazai annoys his russian cell-qneighbor with how excited he is to get back home (and tie the both of you up)

Oh my god you're so right and that is so hot too adjsckze

You think he's just going to take care of you, keep an eye on you since Dazai is sometimes a little paranoid and likes to know you're safe, that kind of thing. But it's only days before Chuuya is shifting all the groceries into one hand so he can hold yours, giving your hip a squeeze when he drops by after work, then one hand curling around the back of your head to kiss you properly (for "good luck").

Chuuya pulling you in for grinding/dry humping has me 🥴🥴🥴 god Please Chuuya one chance

I know maximum security prison probably doesn't have the one phone call thing but imagine it did omg. It's been a few days/a week since Dazai "left for work" and Chuuya has moved fast, going from hanging around always to kisses to full on groping, spooning you at night "so you won't be lonely" and not-so-subtly grinding against you, pressing his bulge against your ass. Whispering in your ear that he could treat you so much better, he could spoil you, leaving wet kisses all over your shoulders and neck. But he also talks about sharing? One minute he's promising to fuck you so good you'll never be able to look at Dazai again and the next he's purring in your ear about how he wishes you were sandwiched between them.

Ahem I got sidetracked anyway that one phonecall. Dazai calls you, of course, and immediately hears hiccupy apologies and stuttered cries of his name, your voice wavering. He can hear low grunts and the slap of skin on skin in the background and grins, already knowing what's happening. Chuuya bending over your shoulder, draping himself over you so he can taunt Dazai, describe how wet you are and how well he's treating you while he's away, fucking into you with a brutal pace to make you cry into the receiver and give Dazai a show. Both of them speaking to you at once, one in each ear, cooing at you and praising you or not, until you're trembling like a leaf and milking Chuuya's cock while he growls, laughing at Dazai because he can't get to you.

[awek-s]

fully in awe of how little parents care about teaching their kids basic manners actually

[gashotbox]

What about your naughty bf/gf seasoning your food with their farts?

They bring your dinner to you, wait until you give the first bite and ask if it is good. You answer a quick "yes", but that was too quickly, and then they ask if you are sure it is good.

You look at them, not understanding, and then they took your plate/bowl/glass/whatever, put it right under their cheeks and release a long bubbly wet sounding fart, with a little sigh at the end. The smell is just awful, and you already can smell it, cause you're near them.

They smirk at you and say "this... Now I think it will be better, right?" And you're a little choked, but smirk back and just answer "thank you, babe", as you receive your food now smelling like garbage, and despite your brain telling you to not eat this, you take one bite and you taste the fart seasoning, and for your surprise it's not tasting like it's smelling, not in the same intensity, I mean. You swallow it, and feel the hand of your bf/gf touching your shoulder softly.

"Is it good now? Was it enough? I can add more flavour, if you need..." you know this question is not about the food, it's not about the farts, it's about your love trying to stand their dominance over you, but asking kindly like this, how could you refuse? It's not like they would punish you for denying, they would never do this, but this simply question is about how long you can go with your boundaries. And you're not really uncomfortable, you thrust them, you know you can thrust, but you can't help being anxious about what would happen if you refuse...

And now, I'm asking you, is it tasting good? Need more seasoning?

(feel free to answer and continue as you wish)

this is bloody lovely. i need someone to do this except they’re forcing me, actually🥴. hovering their ass over my dinner, palms spreading their cheeks and grinning as their farts get sloppier and wetter.. laughing as they tease; better get eating soon, before it’s too late.

[dream-cake]

i love the taste of my own cum so much i don't even wanna brush my teeth afterwards so the taste stays with me awhile and it's a fuckin tragedy that no one is here to lick the taste out of my mouth 🤤

[fromtheseventhhell]

"You don't have to mention disliking Taylor when supporting her fight against AI" Yeah actually I do cause I'm pro-Palestine and she's a prominent white celebrity who had her movie shown in Israel (which the BDS movement has specifically highlighted), she's friends with a woman who turned a genocide into a self-pity party and works with a proud Zionist, and she's never once used her platform to speak up on the Palestinian genocide (or any other ongoing genocide). As much as I hope she's successful in her fight and is able to heal, her being victimized in this instance doesn't prevent her from causing harm and people should still be able to hold her accountable.

[captn-lovelace]

my mom is rushing me to let my cats in the same room after only a month of having the new cat. as if she knows literally anything about cats or has ever had one or interacted with one for longer than an hour. the audacity is actually pissing me off

but also she struck a nerve bc i’ve been trying really hard not to think the same thing. i feel like the worst cat owner ever not being able to fully introduce my cats after a whole month

[mechawolfie]

progress on one pic + started smth new bc I loooooove drawing so so sooooo much

[rexscanonwife]

Charles and Utonium are two sides of the same coin for me I fear

[samuelroukin]

taking bets on how long this fic will end up being ljfhhkhkskght

[releaseholiday]

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[pearlkeep]

─┼─── “Oh dear. It's Sunday again, isn't it...”

[big-barn-bed]

Send me an ask and I will randomly (or not so randomly) assign you a paul pic :)

[leqclerc]

Ma perché Charles 😩😩😩

[fromtheseventhhell]

https://www.tumblr.com/snowlealee/722218098034458624/girl-get-your-head-out-of-aryas-boring-ass-arya

Kind of sus of anon to feel bored by girls whom they think are not pretty. Especially kids of 9 -11 years of age. Yikes. Red flag

Anon really went "This little girl isn't pretty enough to interest me" and then acted like we were the weirdoes, I really hate this fandom sometimes

[scattered-winter]

maybe I shouldn't have put that stuff right on the rb for op to see but ngl. I'm kinda sick of this shit y'all.