❝ Being a part of the Masked Fools is very fun! You should try it! Our taverns have plenty of vegan and lactose-free options as well pretty candles to combat the ever-rising electricity prices! ❞
— Sun Tzu, iconic quote generator
Content Creators:
Aha → @ahaclownery
Sampo and the concept of love
Whether Sampo considers the Trailblazer a friend + thoughts about his reaction to Clara
How difficult would it be to get close to Sampo?
Azriel [16] → @elf-osamu
The Happy Monarch [Blade]
Birdie [17] → @starboyshoyo
A Beloved Tradition [Luka]
Fairytale Beginning [Gepard]
Carlyle [18] → @particular-one
My Heart Won't Start Anymore [Dan Heng]
Oh, I Was Raised On Little Light [Blade]
Your Ivy Grows — And Now I'm Covered In You [March 7th, Gepard, Luocha, Blade, Dan Heng, Jing Yuan]
Eliana [18] → @bladesmuse
Lunar Rain [Dan Heng]
Traitorous Heart [Blade]
Your Soul Sings To Me [Jing Yuan]
Enyo [23] → @antimatterz
A Penny For Your Thoughts [Gepard]
How To Get A Boyfriend 101 [Dan Heng]
Kiss Kiss Fall In Love [Dan Heng, Jing Yuan, Gepard, Sampo, Blade]
Katze [19] → @meaningofaeons
Old Scars Die Hard [Kafka, Sampo, Jing Yuan]
Long Time Coming [Gepard]
Mundanities [Jing Yuan]
Leni [17] → @xieni-logs
Loving Luocha [Luocha]
Kisses With HSR Men [Dan Heng, Welt, Blade, Gepard, Jing Yuan, Sampo]
Domestic Moments With HSR Men [Dan Heng, Welt, Jing Yuan, Gepard, Luocha]
Mai [18] → @cnnmairoll
Dates They'd Take You To [Sampo, Jing Yuan, Dan Heng]
Paper Flowers [Luocha]
Marin [18] → @c0metes
What do their kisses feel like? [Serval, Natasha, Jing Yuan, Blade, Luocha]
With a Vidyadhara Reader [Blade]
As Relationship Book Tropes [Kafka, Blade, Silver Wolf]
Mars [16] → @kazoohaa
Hidden Relationship [Dan Heng]
Girlfriend Headcanons [March 7th]
With a Tired, Emotionally Drained Reader [March 7th]
Sofia [23] → @eggluverz
Taste Of The Universe [Jing Yuan]
Everything I Need [Blade]
The Interns [Dan Heng]
Soru [20] → @leonistic
I Love You [Blade, Dan Heng, Gepard, Jing Yuan]
Forsaken and yet not [Blade, Kafka]
Zenith [17] → @lovingluxury
Sheets Full Of Fur [Jing Yuan]
After Dark [Dan Heng]
Zero [16] → @impactedfates
Confessing To Their Crush [Jing Yuan, Blade, Dan Heng]
Being His Child [Blade]
Yanqing Finds Out His Older Sister Dates Jing Yuan
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Badly Explaining Every HSR Character's Type
Disclaimer: This is very dumb and some of these are stretches/I just completely gave up so don't take it seriously. Also I'm stopping at 1.6, so no Penacony. Maybe I'll make a sequel in the future.
Under a read-more bc this is a lot of people.
Trailblazer, Physical: Baseball bat hit body, ouch
Trailblazer, Fire: They wanted that really cool imagery of us helping to melt the Eternal Freeze
March 7th, Ice: Her whole thing is she was found in Six-Phased Ice
Dan Heng, Wind: Spear go woosh through the air, it's also called Cloud Piercer which sounds pretty windy to me
Asta, Fire: That spectrum beam looks like it would burn you pretty bad
Arlan, Lightning: I am fairly certain his skill is him electrocuting himself for the extra adrenaline
Natasha, Physical: Massive bullet hit body, ouch
Pela, Ice: I think it's just bc she's with the Silvermane Guards, nothing about her attacks scream "ice" to me
Hook, Fire: Diggertron produces flames (seriously who let her keep that thing)
Serval, Lightning: Music is electrifying (also that's an electric guitar)
Qingque, Quantum: Digital = quantum in HSR and celestial jade tiles are digital (...I'm pretty sure)
Herta, Ice: I guess the diamond is cold...and looks like ice...? Maybe they're linking crystals with ice bc of how they look
Tingyun, Lightning: Yeah I got nothing. Most of her animations don't even have lightning anywhere in them?
Sushang, Physical: Big sword hit body, ouch
Sampo, Wind: Blades go woosh through the air
Himeko, Fire: That massive laser DEFINITELY burns
Clara, Physical: Big robot punch body, ouch
Bronya, Wind: Small bullet go woosh through the air (it's straight up called Windrider Bullet)
Gepard, Ice: The shield he makes is a massive wall of ice like. My god man.
Bailu, Lightning: Resuscitation requires electricity (also water isn't a type but if it was...)
Yanqing, Ice: His swords seem to be made of ice (also he needed the Jingliu parallels)
Welt, Imaginary: If those black holes were real then...wouldn't everything just be gone...? (idk HI3 lore so I might be missing smth)
Seele, Quantum: Girl moves so fast it breaks quantum physics
Jing Yuan, Lightning: Two words. Lightning-Lord.
Silver Wolf, Quantum: Everything she does is digital, also aether editing probably breaks quantum physics too
Luocha, Imaginary: Those spirit-like things in his ultimate just seem imaginary, also he just radiates the colour yellow which doesn't explain anything but it's all I got
Yukong, Imaginary: Gonna be real idk, that bow looks pretty real, I'm kind of wondering why she isn't wind (probably the severe lack of imaginary characters at the time she came out)
Blade, Wind: They had to make it clear he's connected to Dan Heng yk? Also his swords probably go woosh through the air
Kafka, Lightning: Her strings have a similar colour to the lightning icon and so does her general design, it would be weird for her to be anything else. Also there's lightning in her animations so something is producing it
Luka, Physical: Big metal fist hit body, ouch (this boy wants to be fire so bad)
Dan Heng IL, Imaginary: He's basically controlling that water with his mind, right?
Fu Xuan, Quantum: Idk how to word it but. Quantum just makes sense here like I have no questions about it but I can't explain it. Edit: The Matrix of Prescience is a supercomputer tysm for reminding me!!!
Lynx, Quantum: Literally nothing about Lynx feels quantum like her weapon is an ice pick and her healing stuff is physical objects...do you think Lynx and Pela are such good besties that they swapped types?
Jingliu, Ice: Look at that really cool ice sword
Topaz and Numby, Fire: Numby creates so much friction spinning like that it burns the enemy lmao (also the blaster Topaz uses might use lasers? It looks like a mix of money and some sort of beam)
Guinaifen, Fire: Girlie is literally throwing firecrackers at her enemies
Huohuo, Wind: If she waves that flag fast enough she creates a little gust of wind!
Argenti, Physical: Big spear hits multiple bodies, ouch (ignore the roses)
Hanya, Physical: This is the only physical character I can't explain like she's hitting her enemies with ink and chains that didn't exist two seconds ago...I think HYV just don't wanna give siblings the same type but she could've been imaginary
Ruan Mei, Ice: ...Maybe it matches her personality? Or it's a women of the Genius Society thing?
Dr. Ratio, Imaginary: Nobody actually believes the building he's dropping is real, right?
Xueyi, Quantum: This is another one that I can't put into words but just makes sense to me, something about the chains just materialising and the colours
TL;DR - If in doubt, look at their weapon and how they use it, except sometimes that doesn't explain anything either (if that's the case...look at their hair colour maybe...?)
Feel free to offer corrections or further explanations bc obviously I don't have everyone so I'm mostly going off what I can see from their animations
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